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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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ScrubLeague posted:

Boy this thread never had a chance at being good but at least someone purporting to be the subject showed up and used you cats to have a little fun I guess.

What if we doubled the fun, and made robot cats! Wait, I bet someone already has.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4orT5NDjn0c


No, wait, that was a terrible idea. I'm so sorry.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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Robo Kitler is a nazi.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

I think it's the most GBS thing that could have happened.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Hey I see Jessica isp osting in here!

Like I said Jessica, I have an idea for a makeshift windup lookalike gear that is a sextoy so PM me and we can get the ball rolling on that and make millions in the sex toy marketing branch.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
To be fair I don't think she wants to gently caress a robot she wants to be a robot.

I personally just want to be a mobile suit pilot.

I'm an ace pilot I'll have you know

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Microwaves Mom posted:

To be fair I don't think she wants to gently caress a robot she wants to be a robot.

I personally just want to be a mobile suit pilot.

I'm an ace pilot I'll have you know



Yeah I wanna drive robots too. Just look at my avatar. That would be awesome. Maybe I should get Steel Batallion.

However I bet if they scooped out your brain and put it in a robot body, it would probably be like a living hell and you wouldn't be able to feel things properly and you'd slowly go insane

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

your concern is unwarranted

but yeah I think this thread has hit its peak

I don't think the robot fucker/hack writer will be back

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Gammatron 64 posted:

Yeah I wanna drive robots too. Just look at my avatar. That would be awesome. Maybe I should get Steel Batallion.

However I bet if they scooped out your brain and put it in a robot body, it would probably be like a living hell and you wouldn't be able to feel things properly and you'd slowly go insane

Being put in a robot body sounds cool, but you know it's be so expensive, most of use could only afford a couple hours a week piloting a spider robot and we'd spend the rest of the time screaming soundlessly like Bib Fortuna.

Jessica, would you like to be one of those spider robot monks from ROTJ?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

You heard the man, please only make mock threads about men in the future because *long wet fart*

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Gammatron 64 posted:

Yeah I wanna drive robots too. Just look at my avatar. That would be awesome. Maybe I should get Steel Batallion.

However I bet if they scooped out your brain and put it in a robot body, it would probably be like a living hell and you wouldn't be able to feel things properly and you'd slowly go insane

Thats my long term plan.

When I get really old and close to the end my brain getting scooped out and put into something like robo cop.

That or urgot.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

That Robot posted:

yeah I think this thread has hit its peak

Or hasn't it ... ?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Microwaves Mom posted:

Thats my long term plan.

When I get really old and close to the end my brain getting scooped out and put into something like robo cop.

That or urgot.

Eh I dunno if my brain is really all that worth preserving when I'm about to die. In fact, most people's probably aren't. Who wants to live forever anyway? Gotta have some ego to think that your thoughts, feelings and experiences are worth preserving forever.

Also I'm sure only really rich people will be able to afford being immortal cyborg evil overlords. Ghost in the Shell is kind of an interesting show but you know only rich people are gonna be able to get robot bodies. You think your non-existent insurance is gonna cover you becoming a robot anime babe? Nope

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

ur an uggo

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.
post selfie /w timestamp

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Microwaves Mom posted:

To be fair I don't think she wants to gently caress a robot she wants to be a robot.

I personally just want to be a mobile suit pilot.

I'm an ace pilot I'll have you know



Ramba Ral got more pussy than anyone else in that show.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Ramba Ral got more pussy than anyone else in that show.

Well yeah, Ramba Ral had a bitchin' 70s porno mustache and Amuro was such a nerd that most women would run away screaming just for being in close proximity to him

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

DoctorStrangelove posted:

I must have missed it, where's the proof that Jessica's a man?
Tbh it's really common for girls and women to say they're male online, not as a sex thing but because it's less of a hassle. And having "power" over men by being beautiful, but ultimately being helpless and controlled by men, seems plausible as a bdsm fantasy a woman might have.

However, that Trophi Wife comic book leaves no doubt that "Jessica" is a dude. Instead of being like "I am a priceless, gorgeous fembot who's desired by all men," it's all "I like when women have blank expressions and their jaws hang limply open."

Scudworth posted:

When the Jessica account was banned from the robot sex forums, the mod also banned the account of her "boyfriend", who they revealed was the same person.

Everyone at the fembot forums already knew they were the same person. It's not like a "girlfriend" who suddenly shows up isn't obvious (eg LadyAmbien)

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Absolute Lithops posted:

Everyone at the fembot forums already knew they were the same person. It's not like a "girlfriend" who suddenly shows up isn't obvious (eg LadyAmbien)
Holy gently caress

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
So wait is dupre a guy or a girl?
Or both?

Are they making a fake boyfriend or fake girlfriend?

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

Microwaves Mom posted:

So wait is dupre a guy or a girl?
Or both?

Are they making a fake boyfriend or fake girlfriend?

I would say that robots don't really have any actual gender because they don't reproduce sexually or are even living things but that viewpoint is terribly outdated in the year of our lord 2016 where its hip to make up new genders for yourself on a whim let's just say that rhe is roboqueer

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
So the lesson to be learned is that Crusty's face gets all melty when sniffing braised meat. Mystery solved; close thread.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
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Lipstick Apathy
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO ROBOT SEX

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Gammatron 64 posted:

I would say that robots don't really have any actual gender because they don't reproduce sexually or are even living things but that viewpoint is terribly outdated in the year of our lord 2016 where its hip to make up new genders for yourself on a whim let's just say that rhe is roboqueer

Chipgender.

GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI

criscodisco posted:

Chipgender.

Ooh, that's good. I like it.

A chipgender trans-former

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Microwaves Mom posted:

To be fair I don't think she wants to gently caress a robot she wants to be a robot.

I personally just want to be a mobile suit pilot.

I'm an ace pilot I'll have you know



this is no zaku, boy. no zaku!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Absolute Lithops posted:

Tbh it's really common for girls and women to say they're male online, not as a sex thing but because it's less of a hassle. And having "power" over men by being beautiful, but ultimately being helpless and controlled by men, seems plausible as a bdsm fantasy a woman might have.

However, that Trophi Wife comic book leaves no doubt that "Jessica" is a dude. Instead of being like "I am a priceless, gorgeous fembot who's desired by all men," it's all "I like when women have blank expressions and their jaws hang limply open."


Everyone at the fembot forums already knew they were the same person. It's not like a "girlfriend" who suddenly shows up isn't obvious (eg LadyAmbien)

Shots fired!

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
twitter deleted, blog gone, amazon book vanished

congrats on ruining this dudes internet scheme to get rich off selling robot porn stories

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
TBF he never would have got rich off that lovely book.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

I think it's pretty cool the way four separate threads dunking on various women for their appearance opened up in the wake of 50 pages of goons trying to say they're not misogynist sexists.

as though you need to be a sexist to recognize most women are horrific creatures who we must kill w/ stakes to Secure A Future For White Children :rolleyes:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
hey Adama I see you reading guy, you all done rolling with those punches? scared to just admit you're a weirdo dude who pretended to be a female rape victim to support feminism?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Ibogaine posted:

Or hasn't it ... ?



lol yes

but be careful to not overuse that image or else it might be probatable eventually

i know how these sorts of memes play out

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Gammatron 64 posted:

Also I'm sure only really rich people will be able to afford being immortal cyborg evil overlords. Ghost in the Shell is kind of an interesting show but you know only rich people are gonna be able to get robot bodies. You think your non-existent insurance is gonna cover you becoming a robot anime babe? Nope

dick cheney is evil, rich and a cyborg already

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
E: double post due to Awful app crash

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

hey Adama I see you reading guy, you all done rolling with those punches? scared to just admit you're a weirdo dude who pretended to be a female rape victim to support feminism?



is that the reason?

this is my theory:

this whole goddamn charade seems to be caused by Adama/Jessica feeling super guilty about his fetish. in order to alleviate himself of his guilt, he created an imaginary female persona that would even out his flaws by paying it back with sjw points

he realized that detroit couldn't defend itself against omni consumer products, so he made the Jessica persona an SJW. however, to prove the sjw qualifications he had Jessica set up a hit piece on SA because he thought we were an easy target for some reason

that really blew up in his face :laffo:

now where will he get his robot boners?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

That Robot posted:

lol yes

but be careful to not overuse that image or else it might be probatable eventually

i know how these sorts of memes play out

OK, I will be more careful in the future. I mean, eventually I won't have to laugh anymore every single time I see this picture, right?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

That Robot posted:

now where will he get his robot boners?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS3612EIcF4

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

That Robot posted:

is that the reason?

this is my theory:

this whole goddamn charade seems to be caused by Adama/Jessica feeling super guilty about his fetish. in order to alleviate himself of his guilt, he created an imaginary female persona that would even out his flaws by paying it back with sjw points

he realized that detroit couldn't defend itself against omni consumer products, so he made the Jessica persona an SJW. however, to prove the sjw qualifications he had Jessica set up a hit piece on SA because he thought we were an easy target for some reason

that really blew up in his face :laffo:

now where will he get his robot boners?

It's the attention more than anything. Look at the way he acted on the fembot forum: "Hey guys I'm a cute girl who loves the same thing you do. Look at these guys over at SA, they were so mean to me for no reason!" Pretty primo white knight bait there.

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

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That Robot posted:

is that the reason?

this is my theory:

this whole goddamn charade seems to be caused by Adama/Jessica feeling super guilty about his fetish. in order to alleviate himself of his guilt, he created an imaginary female persona that would even out his flaws by paying it back with sjw points

he realized that detroit couldn't defend itself against omni consumer products, so he made the Jessica persona an SJW. however, to prove the sjw qualifications he had Jessica set up a hit piece on SA because he thought we were an easy target for some reason

that really blew up in his face :laffo:

now where will he get his robot boners?

if you ask me they should just embrace their techno-fetishism :roboluv: See look, we even have an emote for it already, obviously we are accepting.

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