The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Actually, this is one of the nine states where The Nastier Nate claims residency.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Nastier Nate posted:

What about Missouri?

# ? Apr 27, 2016 14:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

What about Missouri?

Now we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

What about Missouri?

East St. Louis?

# ? Apr 27, 2016 14:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Now we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

Excluding Alaska and Hawaii. The freak states.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 14:57

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

TMMadman posted:

Excluding Alaska and Hawaii. The freak states.

A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.

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DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

What about Missouri?

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:29

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

A million dollars and three Hawaiian islands. Good ones, not the leper one.

You'll have a great view of the whole beach from the electric needle room.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:40

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

IMJack posted:

You'll have a great view of the whole beach from the electric needle room.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 18:48

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Excluding Alaska and Hawaii. The freak states.

Ummm...partial credit. :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 27, 2016 19:58

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Root Bear posted:

Ummm...partial credit.

Did Root Bear just say "What's a battle?"?

# ? Apr 27, 2016 21:43

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

Ummm...partial credit.

I would also accept snacktacular.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 22:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

IMJack posted:

Now we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have exactly 47 stars?

Look, just say slavery.

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MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Jerusalem posted:

Look, just say slavery.

You know, in a way all Americans are immigrants...except Native Americans...

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:13

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Look, just say slavery.

Maybe we should start all over with the electrical college.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 23:18

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Look, just say slavery.

Jerusalem, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is...

The Battle of New Orleans.

I mean, Andrew Jackson.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 00:11

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is...

The Battle of New Orleans.

I mean, Andrew Jackson.

And William Henry Harrison!

I DIED IN 30 DAYS!

# ? Apr 28, 2016 02:52

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, if you'd bothered to do the assignment, you'd know the answer is...

The Battle of New Orleans.

I mean, Andrew Jackson.

"I want to help you... ~~George Washington~~ Andrew Jackson"? Man, even your dreams are square.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:48

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Look everybody, John Hancock's writing his name in the snow! :xd:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Class3KillStorm posted:

"I want to help you... ~~George Washington~~ Andrew Jackson"? Man, even your dreams are square.

There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.

Oh yeah? Which president's on it?

Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:21

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.

Oh yeah? Which president's on it?

Uh... All of them. They're having a party. Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.

You have offended me, sir. I challenge you to...

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

You have offended me, sir. I challenge you to...

You're history's greatest monster. :argh:

# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:57

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Do over Ham posted:

You're history's greatest monster.

You can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings!

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:16

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

You can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings!

I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry, it's just a name

# ? Apr 28, 2016 07:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

You can't create a monster and then whine when he stomps on a few buildings!

We can't create monsters like we used to, but we have our ways. :corsair:

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IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry, it's just a name

Well... okay. :sigh:

If it will end horror.

# ? Apr 28, 2016 08:16

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Do over Ham posted:

We can't create monsters like we used to, but we have our ways.

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere!

# ? Apr 28, 2016 08:29

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere!

- like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville.

I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days.

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.

Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we?

Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

They didn't have white onions because of the war.

The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

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