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Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Disappointed in the 4/20 Bennington. Weren't they going to share their best stories/moments from the past year? :(

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

burmart posted:

Saw this guy in the background of a Rays game the other day and wondered if it was Fez.



Well, let's run down the list:

Crying? No.

Irregular posture? No.

Gooning it up behind celebrities? Maybe.

Gay shirt? Nope.

Hiding from the world in a lovely apartment? No, in public.

Probably not, man.

Morter posted:

Disappointed in the 4/20 Bennington. Weren't they going to share their best stories/moments from the past year? :(

Well, they wanted to. But then they got high.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
They spent the last loving hour on Joey Joe Joe and his songs and, as much as I love the show, and him as a(n inept) commentator, his songs are the low point of the show (next to Dan Perlman speaking, but they took care of that).

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

A TURGID FATSO posted:

Ron Bennington may very well be the greatest broadcaster this world has ever seen. A god drat national treasure.

million bucks

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

The Lilly-hosted Cumia Show with Ronnie B & Sam was great. It was a real old school reunion, and Ron is truly the most naturally funny broadcaster ever. All the show needed was Earl Douglas to have been complete.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

ozza posted:

The Lilly-hosted Cumia Show with Ronnie B & Sam was great. It was a real old school reunion, and Ron is truly the most naturally funny broadcaster ever. All the show needed was Earl Douglas to have been complete.

How many minutes into it would he have fainted?

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

How many minutes into it would he have fainted?

Got any Febreze back there Earl?

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O0UY1Q4RZk

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
Holy poo poo. Bra bombing is 20 years old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIiC_wKC3ow

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
Bra Bombing is now older than most of Ant's dating prospects.

blackmarketlimb
Dec 27, 2005

Cory Lidle posted:

Bra Bombing is now older than most of Ant's dating prospects.

savage

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008


More like 'dead on accurate.'

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Cory Lidle posted:

Bra Bombing is now older than most of Ant's dating prospects.
A strange way to spell "victims"

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
TACN is changing its name to Compound Media, as per KtC's email - https://imgur.com/M5t5FX4

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Haha I just came here to mention that too. The Cumia name is poison at this point.

What is that New York Crime Report show anyway? Is it just more "black people are out of control!" crap?

ozza
Oct 23, 2008

Kevyn posted:

Haha I just came here to mention that too. The Cumia name is poison at this point.

What is that New York Crime Report show anyway? Is it just more "black people are out of control!" crap?

Never seen it so I can't be certain, but I'm pretty sure it's a show that subscribes to the Joseph Cumia philosophy of "one cannot logically be racist if one is merely citing statistics".

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
NYC Crime Report is basically just Scorch's "Weird News", no real racial angle.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
I want them to take Anthony's guns so much...

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006

Judakel posted:

I want them to take Anthony's guns so much...
I have some good news for you!

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Hopefully for good.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I'm sure that "where's my gun!" video did him no favors in that department.

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
lmao during the monday segment where they're talking about strahan and kelly ripa opie was like "oh yeah, he's been in, we know him" making it seem like they're the best of friends.......

norton quietly goes "one time"

and opie recovers fast and says "yeah, he's a good guy. i see him on the streets alot and i'm like "hey strahan" and invites him back on the show and ahhhh ya know he's like that hollywood bullshit......

it gets a loving ZERO from everyone than then he barrels over it talking about how he's great friends with ian smith. haha, it's so bad, you can tell even norton is tired of this want to be loved, over-exaggerating unfunny idiot.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
Since I enjoy anytime someone shits on Sherrod Small, Esther Ku said on her Periscope that he's one of the creepiest comedians she's ever met.

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001

livingfruitvirus posted:

Since I enjoy anytime someone shits on Sherrod Small, Esther Ku said on her Periscope that he's one of the creepiest comedians she's ever met.

You mean you don't get that from every time he talks to a woman on his show?

Though I'd take anything Ku says with a grain of salt anyway.

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr

Victorkm posted:

You mean you don't get that from every time he talks to a woman on his show?

I would never listen to his show.

Victorkm
Nov 25, 2001

livingfruitvirus posted:

I would never listen to his show.

Why? Race Wars is pretty fun, though I miss Philly Girl.

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...




drat he picked the right career at least

80s James Hetfield
Jan 20, 2004

METAL UP YOUR ASS
The last of a dying breed: Sam Roberts, Professional Broadcaster

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

How the gently caress is Sam still married

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen



Appearing nightly at a Great Clips near you.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

How the gently caress is Sam still married

Are we sure he is?

JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God
What does his wife look like?

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

JFC posted:

What does his wife look like?

Cute. Way out of his league.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Thanks for the av Boner.

SEGA Ass Fisting fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Apr 28, 2016

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


My god, his face barely even changed :pwn:

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.
He really does have the creepy face of some now adult child actor.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY
Generally speaking, the cuter the kid, the more creepy ugly gently caress they look when they get older.

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