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Bit late to flag chat, but I attended a partial immersion school for elementary. We expressed our deep American patriotism by reciting the pledge in French.
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RFC2324 posted:What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is. Curses are more than magical spells designed to bring some harm to your enemy. Hexes are that, it is true – but, in the grand scheme of things, curses also become something far more powerful. Curses are a secret, sinister way of resetting a world that has gone off kilter. If you think of the cosmos as a sort of celestial grandfather clock, then curses are keys to the firmament. Cursing your enemy is an attempt to put things right. Curses are an attempt to repair all the ways that you were personally wronged. By making things right for yourself, you restore the harmony of the cosmos. When you curse a personal foe, you rectify the heavenly order. By getting revenge for yourself on the microcosm, you recover the balance of the existence on the macrocosm. Curses are tools of divine redress. 1. Curses do not allow you to forget how you were originally harmed by your enemies. Throwing a curse forces you to come to a realization of the extent of everything that your adversaries are trying to do to you. Crafting a curse necessitates that you to recognize the magnitude of your torment. Curses demand that you come to terms with reality. Working a curse brings you to an awareness of all the ways you have been wronged by those around you. Rather than seeing yourself plagued by bad luck, you recognize a deliberate attack being waged against you. Curses use a sort of psychic energy to harm a chosen foe. You must dwell upon all the wrongs you have suffered in the past in order to generate that mental energy. 2. Curses affix blame. Curses define agent who caused the problem in the first place. Curses identify the source of the maladies you have endured. Your curse must precisely identify the recipient. Curses will only work if you have a specific target. You must identity the victim of the curse by exact name. You must select one particular focus upon which to work your harm. 3. Curses promise a distinct and distinctive misfortune to your enemy. Curses require specific punishment for your suffering. The more precise the misfortune that you wish upon the recipient, the greater the chance of success. Do not frame a curse with a vague hope like "drop dead"; instead, use as much detail as possible: "drop dead when you trip on the stairs going into your basement and impale yourself through the eye on a rusted reinforcing rod." You want an obscure piece of information about your antagonist that will "worry the victim" like a tongue wiggling a lose tooth – your target’s constant fretting will eventually cause the thing to come out and about. You want your foe to involuntarily envision the scenario: the rust on the iron rod protruding from the eye socket. You must meticulously detail what is to befall your foe. Curses are all about precision. You must single-out the target and exquisitely detail what is to happen to the bastard. The more you know about your enemy, the better you are able to fabricate a curse. 4. Your curses must promise greater misfortune to your victim than the recipient originally caused you. The hex is like a fulcrum that levers a small slight against you into a massive counterattack upon your foe. The only way that a curse might work is to overwhelm your enemy. Your curses must display a diabolical ingenuity and be inordinately destructive. The more brutal the jinx, the better the probability of success. If you are going to the trouble of cursing someone, you might as well go all out. You must craft a curse of astonishing cruelty. Despite what do-gooder Christians would like to imagine, a successful curse never boomerangs upon the maker. It is only when an individual throws a weak, half-hearted curse at a foe does that enemy then fling back a more powerful curse of his own. If you don’t want any boomerang, your curst must promise the utter destruction of your antagonist. Cures are naturally more effective if your intended victim learns that you are working an act of revenge against him. However, if your hex does not promise grandiose brutality, you risk having your jinx over-powered by your enemy's imprecation of even greater barbarity. For your own self-protection, you must be merciless in your curses. Pity can utterly destroy you. 5. The actual format of a curse requires verbal repetition. No matter from which folk tradition the spell might originate, curses always include repetitive phrases. It is not the precise wording that is as important as the restatement. Think of the repetition as the windings in a transformer, repeated words amply the voltage of the curse. The verbal reiteration helps to focus your will upon the target. When designing a curse, you must repeat the way that your foe is to be punished. 6. Curses take time to work their evil. Curses psychologically demoralize the target victim, but that psychic debilitation will take weeks. Hexes devastate surely, but slowly. Curses are like an acid that slowly corrodes the lifestyle of the adversary. You must be patient when working a curse upon an enemy. You must, for instance, continually imagine the murder and mutilation of your adversaries. When you can see the dismembered bodies of your foes behind closed eyelids, you will see those very same disfigured limbs when those lids snaps open. Throwing a curse is simply a matter of envisioning that future massacre of your antagonists. For the curses to prove successful, you must never forget how you were wronged. The power of your next curse requires that you always keep in mind the success of your last hex. Curses improve with practice. Your every wish must be the complete devastation of your enemies. There are no small, inconsequential slights. Getting cut-off in traffic is not a random act. The limo driver who gives you the finger is not just trying to insult you, but also to disrupt the totality of cosmic order. If you do not curse the bastard who maligns you, then you prevent the celestial equilibrium from being restored. To maintain this sacred balance, hexing your foes must become part of daily life. Cursing your enemies is absolutely necessary to reinstate the harmony of existence. If someone dishonors you, then your curse needs to be automatic and instinctive. Not to curse your enemies with impending torture is to permit all creation to remain out of balance. Revenge does the heavens a favor. Fruit Loops don't belong on poo poo Tier.
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RFC2324 posted:What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is. Read the first post, problem solved 
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Apr 28, 2016 06:10
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Weak rear end American tier list for weak rear end Americans who need tonnes of sugar in their breakfast. Clearly Special K is the king of all breakfast cereals. Yes I am aware it's all sugary poo poo. LoB please back up my claim with an un-sourced quote on Special K.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:24
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RFC2324 posted:What hell is this? My bookmarks are now hosed, and i don't know what thread this is. You gotta track em by icon now.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:24
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SpaceViking posted:It's saying that the US is controlled by the Jews probably. The image was definitely originally supposed to be about Israelis and Palestinians, somebody just lazily slapped "American" under the guy and called it a day. I've also seen a ton of "Support are American Troops!" images with British or Canadian soldiers in them. For some reason the people who make these memes don't pay much attention to detail. Fathis Munk posted:Bretagne is pretty loving weird with all their pent up independent spirit though, usually anthems are only an international thing as others have pointed out. Do Corsica and maybe Alsace do the same sorts of things? I honestly don't know. bulletsponge13 posted:I love these things, and the conspiracy theories because they are so loving stupid. Ousting Saddam and all the poo poo that followed was a terrible plan and didn't serve the interests of this Illuminati at all. "Saddam wants to use the Euro? Better spend trillions to kill him and gently caress up the region to boot. That'll fix everything!" I remember that particular conspiracy theory getting thrown out a lot during the Bush years after a bunch of Democrats discovered a British comedian peddling it during his show. Relevant part starts at 27:09. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpm_8v80hw
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Gridlocked posted:Weak rear end American tier list for weak rear end Americans who need tonnes of sugar in their breakfast. i love special k. some trips makes me dance, some turn me into a psychonaut exploring my inner-space, and ofcourse some bad trips but they aren’t so bad because i learned how to accept the trip and keep my mind peaceful throughout. I consider myself lucky to be able to affect my psyche like that. and i don’t mind bad trips at all. one of the reasons i love ketamine is because it expands my consciousnesses. puts my mind in a state of romanticism. opens my third eye as in makes me see that all is one and one is all. and although every ketamine trip is unique and different, i try to achieve bird’s eye view, i go outdoors and expand my consciousness until I can see my whole area from top. Consciousness expansion also gives me that ‘right now im at the highest point in the world’ feeling. u know wat i mean? i remember one time sitting in the backyard with my friend so high on ketamine, i went rising and i could see a huge area and feel alot of people. and then i came back down and i saw a vortex and looked inside it. and we could hear each others thoughts, we barely needed to speak. and while we were sitting quietly we both got up at the same time and slowly hugged each other. and this friend of mine i never hugged my entire life! i want to share with you a trip i had with ketamine and visited the invisible landscape. i never took DMT but i went there. i was in Aleppo, Syria early this year because i established a business there 3 years ago. Anyway i decided to go psychonaut for 3 consecutive days. and 3 courses each day. didn’t leave the house. barely ate. listened to the album ‘Deep Politics’ for ‘Grails’ with headphones and its dread-stenched atmosphere like polluted smog featuring ‘Timba Harris’. and listened to the album “We Were Drifting On A Sad Song” for ‘sleep party people’. listened to these albums over and over for 3 days as i laid on the bed meditating and doing my own yoga. its was such an amazing experience. it sounded as if these sounds were coming out of my own mind. u know wat i mean? and grew alot of appreciation for the 2 bands. and i would as im laid back find myself in the invisible landscape. maybe because i was taking alot and in total relaxation and meditation. and throughout the 3 days i met these entities. i remember some were square shaped. the invisible landscape was all dark but everything in it was luminous as if i could see energy. and the entities had different luminous colors. And each entity had a role in the universe. and i myself was an entity but i forgot what color I was. i also remember meeting others who were exploring as i was, probably on dmt or ketamine. the first day i remember i saw rainbows having sexual intercourse. but i want to tell you about my trip the second day. as i arrived the invisible landscape i had a notion that i have to be in a certain place. so i went on walking or hovering, don’t remember, i saw other people like me visitors in the invisible landscape but i didn’t engage with them and kept on going because there was somewhere important i have to be. Finally i reach this flowing river of colorful energies that pours into our universe. i could see the river flowing in front of me, not as a liquid river on the ground. the entities were all gathered there for something important. i watched the entities one by one approach the river and discharge their energy at the river, as i said each entity had a different color. and when it was my turn i just knew that its my turn, although i was a bit confused, but i approached the river and as i discharged my own energy i fully understood my role right there. it had to do with the ongoing of our delicate universe. i don’t remember what i did, but i did it. a certain process that had to be done by me. or other similar entities to me i guess… and then went back to watching for a bit and then ditched them and went on to exploring. that was the best part of the intense tripping for three days.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:38
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Gridlocked posted:Weak rear end American tier list for weak rear end Americans who need tonnes of sugar in their breakfast. For the best cereal, you need to mix together All-Bran, Guardian and a nice fruit and nut mix.
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Apr 28, 2016 06:42
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Soviet Commubot posted:The image was definitely originally supposed to be about Israelis and Palestinians, somebody just lazily slapped "American" under the guy and called it a day. I've also seen a ton of "Support are American Troops!" images with British or Canadian soldiers in them. For some reason the people who make these memes don't pay much attention to detail. poo poo, I remember this from the time. He hasn't been seen or heard from since...
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Soviet Commubot posted:Do Corsica and maybe Alsace do the same sorts of things? I honestly don't know. Hmm I'm not sure. I don't think alsacians do, but then again they are a bit less virulent than corsicans and bretons. Liquid Dinosaur posted:Also cereal sucks and is the product of a lunatic who was trying to craft a food which would make people not want to have sex anymore while he had yogurt squirted into his rear end every morning. Haha yeah good ol' Kellogg! I think there was a sawbones episode about him which was very entertaining. Quite the weirdo.
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Apr 28, 2016 09:26
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There is only one cold cereal that you need. Plain rear end Cheerios for when you can't be hosed to cook real oatmeal. Anything else is sugary poo poo for idiots.
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EvilGenius posted:poo poo, I remember this from the time. He hasn't been seen or heard from since... It's funny, out of the people I know that were really worked about about that particular conspiracy about half went full on Infowars and the other half quietly reverted to smug middle class liberalism when Obama was elected, but whichever way they went they seem to have completely forgotten about this thing they thought was finally going to bring down the neocon war machine once and for all. Provided Bush didn't declare martial law and suspend elections that is. The Bush years were a weird time for a lot of people.
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Apr 28, 2016 11:03
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Just post whatever you want in any thread, that's what most people do anyways.
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Apr 28, 2016 13:16
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You fools? Can't you see what's you've done? If all threads are IOSM, LoB is free to roam anywhere!
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Apr 28, 2016 13:26
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You're not a true patriot unless you're shoveling down a bowl of Uncle Sam in the morning.
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Apr 28, 2016 13:44
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CommonShore posted:You fools? Can't you see what's you've done? If all threads are IOSM, LoB is free to roam anywhere! 
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Apr 28, 2016 13:46
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*inscribes protective runes over the traditional games forum entrance*
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Apr 28, 2016 13:47
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Tiggum posted:For the best cereal, you need to mix together All-Bran, Guardian and a nice fruit and nut mix. drat that looks tastey
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Apr 28, 2016 13:51
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Who is that time traveling lady the American/Zionist soldier is protecting? Because it looks like she just jumped off the trolley after spending her afternoon at the boardwalk nickelodeon.
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Apr 28, 2016 13:58
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CommonShore posted:You fools? Can't you see what's you've done? If all threads are IOSM, LoB is free to roam anywhere! No no, this actually needs to happen.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:31
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Takoluka posted:No no, this actually needs to happen. Maybe that's what it takes to get this Pandora's Box shut again.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:45
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Best Fans in Baseball is a great Twitter account to follow if you like this thread. You don't even need to like baseball or even sports to appreciate the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase being a hotbed of vile racism and homophobia. And occasional you get innocent stupid things like this: https://twitter.com/adamw2503/status/725670642843045888 But also https://twitter.com/ryan_balke/status/723746615987593216 https://twitter.com/bestfansstlouis/status/722809070286204928 https://twitter.com/bestfansstlouis/status/722473616420548609 And this dude's response to that video of guys reading Twitter rape threats to female sports reporters: https://twitter.com/17deuce/status/724985815579893760
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Apr 28, 2016 14:57
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Takoluka posted:No no, this actually needs to happen. No, No it doesn't. If I want to read walls of unfunny bullshit I'll go to d&d thanks.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:59
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What are her thoughts on pickup trucks and gravel roads?
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Apr 28, 2016 16:02
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Henchman of Santa posted:
I'm mostly impressed that he used "faze" correctly. I've started to assume most people don't even realize it's a word, and use "phase" for everything. SpliffClavin posted:What are her thoughts on pickup trucks and gravel roads? Except for the fishing part, isn't this really everyone? Of course, "great rear end" is subjective, but I assume anyone you'd want to hook up with would have a great rear end in your own eyes. And I guess not everyone drinks beer, but it's not like women who drink beer are some kind of unicorn. Almost every woman I know will take a beer if offered, if she's not the one providing it herself.
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Apr 28, 2016 16:29
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Henchman of Santa posted:Best Fans in Baseball is a great Twitter account to follow if you like this thread. You don't even need to like baseball or even sports to appreciate the St. Louis Cardinals fanbase being a hotbed of vile racism and homophobia. And occasional you get innocent stupid things like this: I love these  The UFC champion Jon Jones doesn't have the twitter handle @jonjones some short white game dev has it and people always tweet him by accident.  The fighter got so upset he blocked the other guy lmao
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Apr 28, 2016 16:36
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Ok Fella posted:No, No it doesn't. If I want to read walls of unfunny bullshit I'll go to d&d thanks. This is a bad post
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Apr 28, 2016 16:43
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See also: Tony Hawks.Maggie Fletcher posted:Except for the fishing part, isn't this really everyone? Of course, "great rear end" is subjective, but I assume anyone you'd want to hook up with would have a great rear end in your own eyes. And I guess not everyone drinks beer, but it's not like women who drink beer are some kind of unicorn. Almost every woman I know will take a beer if offered, if she's not the one providing it herself. 
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Apr 28, 2016 17:27
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Just what a goons wants: a woman with a great rear end who loves to go outdoors. so she can run all of your errands for the goon so the goon never has to leave the house and stop shitposting ever again
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Apr 28, 2016 17:31
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CommonShore posted:Just what a goons wants: a woman with a great rear end who loves to go outdoors. For that reason I'm willing to settle for a woman with a great rear end and Amazon Prime. Also,doesn't have to be a woman and rear end quality is negotiable.
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Apr 28, 2016 17:48
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 Yes, that's why you're single.
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Gee, Mr. SmartySinglePants, shouldn't that be "I think, COMMA, therefore I'm single??" 
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Apr 28, 2016 19:28
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I think, "Therefore." I am single.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:30
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I think: "therefore I'm" Single.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:34
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I Think therefore I 'm single.
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Apr 28, 2016 19:46
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cash crab posted:
"I'm so much smarter than the rest of you. You'd be lucky to even date me. You may as well just forget abou--hey wait where are you going"
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chitoryu12 posted:"I'm so much smarter than the rest of you. You'd be lucky to even date me. You may as well just forget abou--hey wait where are you going" Basically this entire article
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Apr 28, 2016 20:37
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I | thINK THEREFORE | I am
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I may just be in the wrong here but I wanna bring it up here so someone can help me out. So tumblr, pictures about how women kinda get a raw deal at times, then someone comes along refuting it and it feels kinda #Notallmen to me. Heads up, It's pretty long.         quote:WOW…gently caress, I don’t want to be that guy, but right now I have to be.
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