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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
:) <-- This is just me everytime I do EVE stuff really. I am having a blast, and you're all awesome! Thank you all!

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Jazzzzz
May 16, 2002
man there is some ridiculous effortposting being cut and pasted here today, must be a slow work day for everyone involved

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

VideoGames posted:

:) <-- This is just me everytime I do EVE stuff really. I am having a blast, and you're all awesome! Thank you all!

We all became bittervets years ago and honestly, its refreshing to have a ~true newbie~ perspective on the game especially since your posts are very chill.

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Venom Snake posted:

He can hang out with hole squads other meme dog

:hfive:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
HE LOOKS SO GRUMPY

http://i.imgur.com/5KmKsXy.webm

Pale Peril
Jun 21, 2015

The engineering of consent is the very essence of the democratic process, the freedom to persuade and suggest.
- Edward Bernays


Tortured By Flan

VideoGames posted:

I have grown quite fond of the name, so I might keep calling them that if no one is too bothered!

Gurmistas = The Schism :downs:

Kirs
Dec 5, 2014

Apart from drinking, there is absolutely nothing to do here.
Grumpy Hedgehog penis should be a NSFW.

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

VideoGames posted:

:) <-- This is just me everytime I do EVE stuff really. I am having a blast, and you're all awesome! Thank you all!

:same: but every time you post. :3:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
you can never truly defeat the Gurmista menace

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

while randoming through the goonwiki I found a video of deadtear. it's v good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeberuvLbpg

deadtear what's a pokanoing

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
No pokanos. I actually chatted with him on Monday :3:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

ChickenWing posted:

while randoming through the goonwiki I found a video of deadtear. it's v good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeberuvLbpg

deadtear what's a pokanoing

criminal low balling

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

vyst posted:

German Shepherd supremacy

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

This should be deadtears av.

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Pangloss posted:

This should be deadtears av.

I mean, it's basically rolled up into the same position as his old fatman av v:v:v

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

I will forever imagine this is you.

Henry Winklers balls
Aug 2, 2006
Slightly Agravic

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

wtf also i think everyone else aside from me on the first page of postcounts is in epsilon and long gone

True goons are on catto5k

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



ChickenWing posted:

:godwinning:


addendum: I'm upset that I'm agreeing with you, say something about how your moderation is better than deadtears so things can return to their rightful state

deadtear is by far a better mod than me I've never said he wasn't. He's also an rear end in a top hat though so that's probably why he's so good at it (you have to be an rear end in a top hat you see to smite the mongo trash on goonfleet.com down without prejudice)

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
http://imgur.com/jW3eQXf

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

For those confused by True Goon Nonsense:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

Replace every instance of 'Scotsman' with 'Goon', and you will basically have an understanding of why these True Goon (tm) arguments are the product of paint-huffing.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

vyst posted:

deadtear is by far a better mod than me I've never said he wasn't. He's also an rear end in a top hat though so that's probably why he's so good at it (you have to be an rear end in a top hat you see to smite the mongo trash on goonfleet.com down without prejudice)

god dammit you're no help at all

next thing you'll be saying that sig towers shouldn't have gone away

Hobold
Jan 10, 2012


I love my Cutlass
I love big stompy mechs
I love my HOTAS
I love to salvage wrecks
I love Star Citizen, and all it's craziness
GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA, GOONDEYADA
College Slice

evilweasel posted:

golden retrievers are the best dog i don't get why anyone has any other kind of dog, unless they need a small dog or one that doesn't need exercise

Second best to Corgis. Might be my next dog after my Corgi.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

VideoGames posted:

I just discovered that I have been totally misreading the little Eve text boxes and that they are called Guristas, not Gurmistas.

What is the slap head emote? Because that is totally me!

i thought you were mocking our space ship game the entire time with that heh

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

Hobold posted:

Second best to Corgis. Might be my next dog after my Corgi.

I'm adopted a mutt from a shelter. You're both wrong as poo poo

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Syndic Thrass posted:

I'm adopted a mutt from a shelter. You're both wrong as poo poo

like father like son

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 
Mutts aren't inbred though

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

ya, to get a new breed of dog they typically have to backcross which involves usually mating a son with its mother and that's totes super hosed up

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

vyst posted:

like father like son

Daughter

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol if you dont just buy a dog off some white trash guy on craiglists who is breeding them in his trailer

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

LuiCypher posted:

For those confused by True Goon Nonsense:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

Replace every instance of 'Scotsman' with 'Goon', and you will basically have an understanding of why these True Goon (tm) arguments are the product of paint-huffing.

Well it's not only that, it's being nostalgic for something that not everyone is going to miss very much. Truegooning is like a dick-measuring contest at a lesbian bar, you might win but nobody is impressed.

I know a lot of people who still act today as they did in college a decade ago. I don't hang out with them very much but they have their own friends and are doing fine. They also don't get mad at me for having changed. Seems like Evegoons could use a dose of the same :shrug:

Also, mutts are objectively the best dogs :colbert:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



So this happened in Horde:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003687/201604281600/

They lost 738M isk in ships, and failed to kill the dread :shobon:

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

So this happened in Horde:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003687/201604281600/

They lost 738M isk in ships, and failed to kill the dread :shobon:

How did the dread track them? They were moving around at 4-5k right?

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

jm20 posted:

How did the dread track them?

They web/scram out to 70km or so, and neut out to 80km. They will gently caress you up.

Engaging a dread rat generally requires either A) non-trivial logi, or B) kiting it at 90-100km with droneboats or long-range marauders.

Best thing CCP's done in a while, imho.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



jm20 posted:

How did the dread track them? They were moving around at 4-5k right?

The rat dreads are fitted with HA guns, they can blap frigates at close range, and do over 2000 dps.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
Will take note, use supercaps on faction caps.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

So this happened in Horde:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003687/201604281600/

They lost 738M isk in ships, and failed to kill the dread :shobon:

That's adorable

They had to call in PL against a serp titan in O1Y last night

Discussion Quorum
Dec 5, 2002
Armchair Philistine

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

So this happened in Horde:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003687/201604281600/

They lost 738M isk in ships, and failed to kill the dread :shobon:

And a lone Atron that got away :3:

Which had me wondering how he showed up at all, looks like he shot a Bantam :shobon:

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I am looking at various ships in the mining ship tree and a lot of them look extra cool!
Is there any way to learn skills a bit quicker?

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Tokyo Sexwhale posted:

So this happened in Horde:

https://zkillboard.com/related/30003687/201604281600/

They lost 738M isk in ships, and failed to kill the dread :shobon:

That is dangerously shobon.

What do dread rats drop anyway?

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Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Zephyrine posted:

That is dangerously shobon.

What do dread rats drop anyway?

Parts that currently have no market value or use. Possibly precursors to faction capital mods or something.

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