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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Scathach posted:

So which mod lost it this time?

Anyway here's a gross couple that only fed their kid hot dog smoothies.



https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...6-year-old-boy/

His Halloween costume was a big orange shirt that said "Halloween" on it and they really shouldn't have opened with that because that is the funniest goddamn thing.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Keep reading, if you want your day ruined. Jesus. It's not just a story about dipshit parenting, it's straight up torture.

It's bizzarre how these stories tend to have one parent downplaying the abuse and saying the kid deserves everything they get. Someone introduce that dad's head to something solid at high velocity, please.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

davidspackage posted:

Keep reading, if you want your day ruined. Jesus. It's not just a story about dipshit parenting, it's straight up torture.

It's bizzarre how these stories tend to have one parent downplaying the abuse and saying the kid deserves everything they get. Someone introduce that dad's head to something solid at high velocity, please.

Did you see the quote from the guy's lawyer? He was just an engaged and proactive parent my rear end, get hosed.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

C.P.A.N. posted:

Figured I'd save us all some time and just post the whole Imgur gallery

:nws:
https://imgur.com/gallery/oR1kH



Eww, why would anybody ever want to eat something from the Cuyahoga river?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wanamingo posted:



Eww, why would anybody ever want to eat something from the Cuyahoga river?

Nobody did. That can was produced as a joke or a novelty, just like those cans of "dehydrated water" you see sometimes.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Nobody did. That can was produced as a joke or a novelty, just like those cans of "dehydrated water" you see sometimes.

Dude stop ruining fish assholes for everyone :colbert:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fish don't even have assholes!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

zoux posted:

Fish don't even have assholes!

Better?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Now thems good eatin'.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

zoux posted:

Fish don't even have assholes!

Then when the hell have I been using this whole time?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


:nws: for Amazon page selling a dongle thing.

http://www.amazon.com/Creazy%C2%AE-...s=vintage+pouch

I was searching for "vintage pouch." Welp.

LegalPad
Oct 23, 2013

Scathach posted:

:nws: for Amazon page selling a dongle thing.

http://www.amazon.com/Creazy%C2%AE-...s=vintage+pouch

I was searching for "vintage pouch." Welp.

What are those things called.......hmnnn.... Oh yeah, "Sexy Half Thong Bulge Pouch Underwear Men One Side Jockstrap Briefs Bikini Thongs"

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

C.P.A.N. posted:

Figured I'd save us all some time and just post the whole Imgur gallery

:nws:
https://imgur.com/gallery/oR1kH

Some of these pictures only get worse when you know the context, not better.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


DicktheCat posted:

Some of these pictures only get worse when you know the context, not better.

Well?

I want to know what naked guy hanging from the ceiling is.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Shamelessly stolen from some terrible GBS thread

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.










Full set (Pro Click): https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=229377060756547&id=100010527647596

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nope

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I have never wanted to be dead more than when I read "Diana needs skin"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

cash crab posted:

I have never wanted to be dead more than when I read "Diana needs skin"

What do your watch list tags look like?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I do not know to what you are referring

vvv: Do people know you can't create a face shape using hair?

cash crab has a new favorite as of 03:12 on Apr 29, 2016

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Wanamingo posted:

Shamelessly stolen from some terrible GBS thread



Is that... mutton neckbeard?

Pictured below: "cool beard style"

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Hans and Eve made me feel ill, good job!

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Wanamingo posted:

Shamelessly stolen from some terrible GBS thread


I like the lack of any actual dr pepper

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


sinking belle posted:

I like the lack of any actual dr pepper

I'm Dr. Good Guy.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

Is that... mutton neckbeard?

Pictured below: "cool beard style"



This is what happens when you get far too many facelifts.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Picture 2 is a stillborn-mummy or neck-fungus level of thread-ender if I've ever seen one.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

sinking belle posted:

I like the lack of any actual dr pepper

Dr. Stripes for the true patriot. :911:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

sinking belle posted:

I like the lack of any actual dr pepper

It's missing my favorite one



dr. perky

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wanamingo posted:



Eww, why would anybody ever want to eat something from the Cuyahoga river?
It's just turned a little too far, it actually reads "Cuyahoga River Fish, Assholes".

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

That's the biggest "NOPE" I've done in quite a while on that Diana pic. Wow. 10/10 find

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Man caves yay <3

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/ucg8Zk1.jpg

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



I was gonna say, get a hobby, but he's got several guitars, so

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

I feel like I should call some sort of police

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
Some brony poo poo that is :nms:

http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/ponypoop.jpg

http://redwoodcoastfilm.com/pix/pony-unbirth.png

bubblebee has a new favorite as of 06:09 on Apr 29, 2016

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

quote:

I was gonna say, get a hobby, but he's got several guitars, so

He serenades her with his music obvs.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007



The fact that he does this doesn't even bother me. The part that bothers me is that he takes pictures of it and then shares it online, talking about himself in the third person.

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014
This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I don't even have a penis.

No, I'm serious this is terrible also super nms and the worst thing ever and gross.

http://clips4sale.com/xdreams-handjobs---fetish/Hollys+Cum+on+Ironing+Board+Handjob+-+FULL+HD+1080p+-+%28mp4%29

You can guess what it's going to be from the url and it is exactly that.

Here is a podcast where they vomit over that gif: https://thefpl.us/episode/209

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

bubblebee posted:

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I don't even have a penis.

No, I'm serious this is terrible also super nms and the worst thing ever and gross.

http://clips4sale.com/xdreams-handjobs---fetish/Hollys+Cum+on+Ironing+Board+Handjob+-+FULL+HD+1080p+-+%28mp4%29

You can guess what it's going to be from the url and it is exactly that.

Here is a podcast where they vomit over that gif: https://thefpl.us/episode/209

How do people figure out that stuff like this is their fetish?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

bubblebee posted:

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I don't even have a penis.

No, I'm serious this is terrible also super nms and the worst thing ever and gross.

http://clips4sale.com/xdreams-handjobs---fetish/Hollys+Cum+on+Ironing+Board+Handjob+-+FULL+HD+1080p+-+%28mp4%29

You can guess what it's going to be from the url and it is exactly that.

Here is a podcast where they vomit over that gif: https://thefpl.us/episode/209


cyberia posted:

How do people figure out that stuff like this is their fetish?

So, there's quite a bit to unpack there. CBT, Incest, and housework porn.
Cyberia, if you're into normal cock punches, I imagine an off iron would be a continuation in that line of deviancy. Now, had that thing been turned on, holy hell I wonder what would've happened

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

bubblebee posted:

This is the worst thing I've ever seen and I don't even have a penis.

No, I'm serious this is terrible also super nms and the worst thing ever and gross.

http://clips4sale.com/xdreams-handjobs---fetish/Hollys+Cum+on+Ironing+Board+Handjob+-+FULL+HD+1080p+-+%28mp4%29

You can guess what it's going to be from the url and it is exactly that.

Here is a podcast where they vomit over that gif: https://thefpl.us/episode/209

:stare: Wow. There's no way it was on, but still....wow.

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