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grack posted:Guys, horrible news, Porchcat II died last week. I learned this talking to my neighbour today, because apparently Porchcat II was leaving dead animals for a number of people in my neighbourhood. Poor guy  I hope it was painless at least.
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Porchcat II. You were the most socially responsible cat.
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Vincent Van Goat posted:Poor guy One of my neighbours found her really sick and took her to a vet, and she died there. The vet's best guess was that she ate a rat that had been poisoned.
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Apr 21, 2016 04:48
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Poor porchcat II. If it makes anyone feel better my own porchcat is still alive and well and continues to just sit on the porch at night, make squeeky mews, and then run away anytime I try to photograph him.
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Apr 21, 2016 08:37
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Pokey, time to call you out. Ok, you have an inner ear problem. You've gotten used to it now and you rarely fall. You're jumpy and runny and happy again, and you can even go up and down the stairs with ease. We cool on that. STOP making GBS threads IN THE UPSTAIRS HALLWAY! I put dogflaps on BOTH the doors going into the back fence area so long ago. You at least went to the garage to crap, now it's Poop Upstairs or Never Poop! I'm going to punch you so hard you'll wish I didn't punch you so hard....
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Apr 24, 2016 18:17
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Nori, you are a dumb. You bark uncontrollably at the sound of jingling keys and revenge pee on the floor whenever I kick you out of my bed.
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Apr 24, 2016 18:26
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Rayne I swear to god if you piss in the dogs' crate one more time  We changed all the litter boxes today and we do so regularly. There's no reason for this. You're not sick, the vet said you're the picture of health though you could stand to lose a little weight, so stop being a dick to the dog.
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Apr 25, 2016 11:51
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grack posted:Guys, horrible news, Porchcat II died last week. I learned this talking to my neighbour today, because apparently Porchcat II was leaving dead animals for a number of people in my neighbourhood. Sorry to hear that. 
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Apr 28, 2016 16:13
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You're cool, Stanley. I'm glad we picked you up from the humane society, you big lovable black lab mix. Except when you destroy every set of blinds in the house, the trim by the front door, and now put a hole in the drywall as well as punched through the screen. You anxious gently caress.
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Apr 29, 2016 03:53
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GoatShaver posted:You're cool, Stanley. I'm glad we picked you up from the humane society, you big lovable black lab mix. pictures of the shame-ee is always helpful so we can visualize the hate.
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Apr 29, 2016 13:06
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Mora, you dumb fat gently caress, I don't know how you got into the apartment building's HVAC system, but the next time you do and meow for 3 hours and they have to call the fire department to cut you out, you're on your own 
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Apr 29, 2016 13:17
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I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in.
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Apr 29, 2016 16:36
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. I wasn't going to say anything but yeah this is what happens
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Apr 29, 2016 16:42
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. we do highly encourage all porchcats to come in. always let the cat in even when the cat is a dog
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Apr 29, 2016 16:46
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We had a visit from porchdog once, so I brought her home and let her in. Then I put a string on her and took her outside, and she really wanted to go back to the park for some reason, so we went to the park, turned the corner a bit and found her owner who had quite the story to tell about a hole in the construction fence behind his place. That was less "rescuing her" and more "stealing her and then taking her for a walk".
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Apr 29, 2016 17:06
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flakeloaf posted:We had a visit from porchdog once, so I brought her home and let her in. Then I put a string on her and took her outside, and she really wanted to go back to the park for some reason, so we went to the park, turned the corner a bit and found her owner who had quite the story to tell about a hole in the construction fence behind his place. 
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Apr 29, 2016 17:24
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Max stop peeing on the carpet when someone approaches you after you get a chew bone! You are not being a bad boy, noone is going to take the bone away. It's your own fault that you take everything you SHOULDN'T eat and shred to the same place. gently caress.
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Apr 29, 2016 17:29
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. I offered. Porchcat II was much more interested in keeping the neighborhood rat population under control. Also the bird population, and at times, the wild rabbit population.
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Apr 30, 2016 06:50
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Pooser, you are a lovely cat. It's endearing that you bring us mice, but please kill them first. I don't like waking up to a live mouse in my bed. Seriously, what the gently caress, cat. You have one job. One job.
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Apr 30, 2016 19:59
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. Eh, porchcats you let in become in cats that want to go out. Sometimes it works great but very often it's a wormy in/out cat that gets hit by a car. e: bestcats are ones who love looking at the outside but are terrified of it. I present Lydia: way to eat that centipede, no way was I ready to deal with that blasphemous monstrosity on a Monday morning. Except you ate all the leaves off my spider plant and hork every time. Why.  Also Ваня I'm super glad that Lydia has gotten you out of your shell and you aren't spending months living in a hidey-hole rubbermaid bin in the basement or behind a bookshelf upstairs only coming out to meyowl at the injustice of it all and then eat food and poo poo in a box but ffs could you not have ONCE been friendly to me? It's like my affection is worth nothing if I don't sniff your rear end and lick you like your new GF does  Glad you guys worked your poo poo out and now have a mutually-beneficial oldcat-tinycat licking thing that would be pretty hosed up if you were human. But you're not so yay kitties I guess. 
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Apr 30, 2016 20:11
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hogmartin posted:Eh, porchcats you let in become in cats that want to go out. Sometimes it works great but very often it's a wormy in/out cat that gets hit by a car. Why would it be wormy? You give them medicine to prevent that.
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Apr 30, 2016 20:15
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Worm medicine gets the ones they have, not the ones they'll get next week when they get out
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Apr 30, 2016 20:28
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My cat goes out and doesn't have worms. She gets a Milbenax (note I might have name wrong, it's something like that) pill once a quarter. Pretty standard here.
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Apr 30, 2016 20:59
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I live in an apartment so Cooper was not a porchcat so much as a stairwaycat but he was a little scrawny stray when we took him in. He is very curious about the outside world but it's not like it's hard to keep a cat inside. We were a little worried about him making a break for it at first so we got him one of those Ssscat things that blasts him with compressed air if he got too close to the door.
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Apr 30, 2016 21:09
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Don't let your cats out, people. Completely aside from the risks to the cat, in/out and feral cats kill for fun and tend to devastate the local wildlife.
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Apr 30, 2016 23:36
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Harriet. I love you and I created a fenced in area in the living room for you to live in without destroying the rest of it cause I am roomate hunting. You are not Steve McQueen, do not escape it. Also please don't escape then use the section of carpet I scrubbed for 3 hours as a toilet.
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swenblack posted:Pooser, you are a lovely cat. It's endearing that you bring us mice, but please kill them first. I don't like waking up to a live mouse in my bed. Seriously, what the gently caress, cat. You have one job. One job. Looks like he's already doing a good job at his job of being a cat 
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May 2, 2016 14:52
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swenblack posted:Pooser, you are a lovely cat. It's endearing that you bring us mice, but please kill them first. I don't like waking up to a live mouse in my bed. Seriously, what the gently caress, cat. You have one job. One job. Pooser thinks you're a pretty crappy hunter and he wants you to do better because he cares.
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Puppy Galaxy posted:I hate to say this, but all the porch cats died because no one let them in. He was content to live inside my garage at least. But he hated being inside. All he did at night was meow at the door to be let into the garage.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Pooser thinks you're a pretty crappy hunter and he wants you to do better because he cares. When my folks were young and living in an apt in St Louis, they had two cats. One of whom was bold and would escape out the window and down the fire escape. They swear that he always returned with a roach in his mouth for the other cat to play with since it was such a wimp and never tried to break free.
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May 8, 2016 02:14
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Hodge stop throwing up on my bed you cat bastard.
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May 12, 2016 03:37
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Isaac the washing machine is NOT possessed by ghosts and as a result you do NOT have to spend the entire evening, for the last week, yelling at it.
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May 12, 2016 15:15
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Ungrateful bastards. Both of you.
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May 12, 2016 18:31
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As for you two....how can you possibly poo poo more than you eat? By now you should be negative- defying the laws of physics or something.
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May 12, 2016 18:34
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Momo you loving rear end in a top hat stop peeing outside your box when I try to sleep in. You can pee without me watching you. You only do it when I sleep in. I hate your stupid face.
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May 12, 2016 22:39
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I made up the pillows and blanket all comfy to take a nap, walked away to get a sandwich before said nap. Laid down on top of the blankets. Onto a cat inside said blankets. I don't even know which one it is since they're still under there. ...Now another cat has come to attack the mystery cat under the blankets. Goddamnit cats.
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May 12, 2016 22:40
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Zaftig posted:I hate your stupid face. No you don't
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May 13, 2016 11:47
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Eve, your poop stinks and we're running out of alternate brands of cat food to switch you to. I'd like to say the best case scenario is we'll give you away but if we keep waking up to the stench of death wafting along the hall from your litterbox, you're probably looking at a pillow case, a brick and a trip to Leith Harbour. I'll miss you. Probably.
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meriruka posted:As for you two....how can you possibly poo poo more than you eat? By now you should be negative- defying the laws of physics or something. Welcome to the wonderful world of owning lion heads. There is a reason mine is known as the poo poo lord. Also because she is pretty lovely sometimes to me
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Puppy Galaxy posted:No you don't He doesn't even know how to use a bed. 
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 Garbage dog. Trash bear. Hideous Beast. Dell, I don't know this, because i don't have security cameras, but I have to believe that the reason you spread wet, smelly trash everywhere on the first floor is some delightful, misguided attempt to garner favor with my terrible cat. Like, if you feed him the thimble's worth of tuna at the bottom of the can, maybe he'll stop hogging the good spot on the couch? Hand to god, I don't think you even eat anything, you just decorate the floor with shredded bags of trash like the police are coming over here to arrest me for clean floors...
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