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Benjen stark faked his death so he could train for the London metropolitan police service inter-divisional boxing competition. Watch ripper street. Or Luther. Or the last kingdom. Or Marco Polo. They're all wort your time more than waiting on a fat guy
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Well, I don't want to spoil the story, all I'll say is it involves Winnie the Pooh. The winnie the pooh / targaryen story is my favorite from old threads. I mean the effort of the 40k crossover is probably the most epic. But that story was the one that made me lose my poo poo when reading it late one night.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 00:15 |
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are there any fantasy stories that are like got but without all the dumb magical bullshit and extraneous others? i guess it'd be more faux historical fiction but that aint a term yet.
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Groovelord Neato posted:are there any fantasy stories that are like got but without all the dumb magical bullshit and extraneous others? Yeah, The Plantagenets. is TWOW out yet?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:40 |
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Ivanhoe.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:50 |
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both of those are actual historical fiction
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 02:57 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:are there any fantasy stories that are like got but without all the dumb magical bullshit and extraneous others? i guess it'd be more faux historical fiction but that aint a term yet. My favorite fantasy movie is The Lion in Winter Seriously though you'll be hard pressed to find a This link might help you though https://www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/comments/nmwvp/great_fantasy_with_very_very_little_magic/ e: I feel like I've made this exact post before responding to you actually MrSlam fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Apr 30, 2016 |
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i have memento disease. i'll make sure i tattoo that post on my chest.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 03:45 |
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Hard To Be A God by the Strugatsky brothers is about an anthropologist sent to a planet that is just like Earth, but stuck in its own Dark Age. He's supposed to observe without interfering, which becomes a severe psychological strain--hence the title. It's essentially an extremely low fantasy fake Medieval story of court intrigue.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 04:22 |
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kcroy posted:The winnie the pooh / targaryen story is my favorite from old threads. I mean the effort of the 40k crossover is probably the most epic. But that story was the one that made me lose my poo poo when reading it late one night. Is that a request?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:05 |
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Super Ninja Fish posted:Is that a request? Absolutely
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:11 |
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Hey dead-insides, can anyone recommend a book series similar to ASOIAF, but you know, better?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:12 |
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Saeka posted:Hey dead-insides, can anyone recommend a book series similar to ASOIAF, but you know, better? Groovelord Neato posted:are there any fantasy stories that are like got but without all the dumb magical bullshit and extraneous others? i guess it'd be more faux historical fiction but that aint a term yet. MrSlam fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Apr 30, 2016 |
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What is the cutoff date for knowing for a fact that even if GRRM were to poo poo out a finished draft a publisher would not be able to release it this year?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:19 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:are there any fantasy stories that are like got but without all the dumb magical bullshit and extraneous others? i guess it'd be more faux historical fiction but that aint a term yet. Thousand Names, maybe? It does have some magic in it and I only read the first book in the series so I don't know how good/bad it goes later on.
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3104213&pagenumber=61&perpage=40#post363240121quote:He didn't remember being captured. some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Apr 27, 2019 |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3104213&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=235#post371638146quote:Catylen couldn’t remember much of anything. She remembered that she had a brother, a sister somewhere in the vale, and most importantly, her children. But it was the small details that she couldn’t remember. She had forgotten the sister’s name and had to be reminded daily. She knew the Lannisters had her brother-for which they would pay-but she didn’t remember what he was like or even what he looked like. Her unusual revival had burn away a former part of who she was. some bust on that guy fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Apr 27, 2019 |
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 05:57 |
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Were there pokemon ones too? Sandor PI is always a classic. e: gently caress you, Geodude.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 07:12 |
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I remember writing some horrible poo poo, but for the life of me I could never find it in my post history after my probations. That and my awesome Photoshop way back when of centaur Drogo for my pseudo spoiling of the baby thread way back in season 1.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 11:16 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:Thousand Names, maybe? It does have some magic in it and I only read the first book in the series so I don't know how good/bad it goes later on. i didn't really mean "no magic" i just mean "magic doesn't displace the actual interesting parts like it does in game of thrones and is not used as a central plot device because it's lazy as gently caress writing".
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Groovelord Neato posted:i didn't really mean "no magic" i just mean "magic doesn't displace the actual interesting parts like it does in game of thrones and is not used as a central plot device because it's lazy as gently caress writing". Pretty much everything Guy Gavriel Kay ever wrote. Maybe skip Tigana, because it's the most "magical" of his works, but The Lions Of Al Rassan and The Sarantine Mosaic should fit your request.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i didn't really mean "no magic" i just mean "magic doesn't displace the actual interesting parts like it does in game of thrones and is not used as a central plot device because it's lazy as gently caress writing". You could try the Witcher books. There is a ton of magic but at its core it is a series about how loving horribly people mistreat each other.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i didn't really mean "no magic" i just mean "magic doesn't displace the actual interesting parts like it does in game of thrones and is not used as a central plot device because it's lazy as gently caress writing". Like Tyrion's family issues, Cersei's grab for power, Catelyn's good intentions destroying her family, Sansa's life as a political hostage, Brienne's and Ned's struggles to maintain honor, Theon's horrific torturous existence, Jon constantly trying to make the best out of a terrible situation, Sam struggling to survive at the edge of the world, Danaerys learning about leading an army, Arya becoming an outlaw and her subsequent quest for revenge, and all the political schemes of Tywin, Littlefinger, Varys, Illyrio, and a dozen other power players are all the results of magic lightning bolt throwing long bearded Merlins casting spells from their boiling cauldrons. poo poo man, I don't think three dragons some dreams and a few zombies qualify as central plot devices. There's plenty of reasons not to like Asoiaf but basic fantasy tropes aren't one of them.
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SaviourX posted:E: Mostly for the panties it ruffled over in CC. Or when TBB got really upset because 70% of the posts in the sub forum was people writing how much they despised the fat fucker and not serious discussions about "real" literature
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huge segments of TBB posters throwing fits over how much or how little "serious literature" is posted about is always hilarious.
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Apeshit Sixfingers posted:I remember writing some horrible poo poo, but for the life of me I could never find it in my post history after my probations. That and my awesome Photoshop way back when of centaur Drogo for my pseudo spoiling of the baby thread way back in season 1. You can click on the ? under your name to see all your posts in a thread. All the Bad Threads are linked to in the first page of this thread. Doing that, i was able to find Oh yeah, the Pedophile probated you for a week because he thought this was a real spoiler for Episode 10. That bastard got me three times too.
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Can any of you dumpster divers dig up Song of Ice and Wire?
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 18:15 |
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MrSlam posted:poo poo man, I don't think three dragons some dreams and a few zombies qualify as central plot devices. There's plenty of reasons not to like Asoiaf but basic fantasy tropes aren't one of them. the others/white walkers are gonna end being the main plot and it's dumb and extraneous. and the dragons are literally the only reason dany could keep going.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 18:44 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:the others/white walkers are gonna end being the main plot and it's dumb and extraneous. "end up"? You do realize the series is called "A song of ice and fire" and has been hitting us over the head with the notion that everything that happens south of the wall is trivial in the grand scope of things?
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...that doesn't make it any less dumb... don't worry about the actually interesting stuff it's actually ice zombies that you should care about! plus the name coulda just been that the loving winter is coming and there's also dragons??
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Winter arriving would basically have the same effect as the ice zombie apocalypse, though.
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 19:24 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:...that doesn't make it any less dumb... Sure except you know for minor things like the ice elves showing up in the first chapter and old nan talking about the long night very ominously and osha explicitly telling bran that Robb is riding in the wrong direction and etc etc etc all being set up from the first book. I mean for chrissakes why do I keep taking your bait, fool me the hundredth time shame on me.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Sure except you know for minor things like the ice elves showing up in the first chapter and old nan talking about the long night very ominously and osha explicitly telling bran that Robb is riding in the wrong direction and etc etc etc all being set up from the first book. so 1 book of foreshadowing, 4 books of trivial nonsense and 2 books that will never exist. Epic indeed.
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TommyGun85 posted:so 1 book of foreshadowing, 4 books of trivial nonsense and 2 books that will never exist. Epic indeed. No one said it was a well written epic.
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gently caress it Groovy. If you're just going to ignore my argument and 95% of the books I'll ignore you too. Here is a list of historical fiction you can enjoy instead of being here not enjoying books you've never read Not that anyone here is enjoying asoiaf anyway
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# ? Apr 30, 2016 21:27 |
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TommyGun85 posted:so 1 book of foreshadowing, 4 books of trivial nonsense and 2 books that will never exist. Epic indeed. Yeah but that isn't an argument against the Ice Elves being a huge part of the books that serve to set the tone early on and are always intriguing whenever they make an appearance, it's just another example of GRRM getting lost in his multitude of plot threads and failing to advance the actual main plot of the books for 4 consecutive books.
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Lol at this poor bastard:SaviourX posted:Okay nerds, I got AFfC for my birthday, but after reading the back matter and knowing that Martin is just procrastinating now, is it really worth it to read only half of the book as planned? Over seven years ago, so innocent, so bright and shining.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Sure except you know for minor things like the ice elves showing up in the first chapter and old nan talking about the long night very ominously and osha explicitly telling bran that Robb is riding in the wrong direction and etc etc etc all being set up from the first book. can you grasp that i'm saying it never should've been part of the story not that he never showed em before. MrSlam posted:gently caress it Groovy. If you're just going to ignore my argument and 95% of the books I'll ignore you too. i don't think you read my posts. my issue is that the other stuff is interesting and the generic fantasy bullshit drags it down. it also would've been done in fewer books without that garbage.
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Look at these fools discussing the books they'll ever be concluded (or that lardboy had a plan from the outset)
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