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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

thathonkey posted:

hot dog stand is kinda passe

mods please ban this ignoramus

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

thathonkey posted:

pyf windows 3.1 theme



The first thing I wanted to say is that for anyone who isn't aware, this isn't the worst theme available, that one is called "Hotdog Stand", but I was already beaten to that.

I'm a big fan of the default:



I mean, I preferred the Windows 3.0 default scheme:



but I got used to the Windows 3.1 scheme and liked it so much I tried to set up all my DOS applications to look the same, like Turbo Pascal:



and if the program didn't actually support editing the colors, well if it was written in Turbo Vision, like McAfee ProView, I worked out how to hex edit it to change the colors:



I should do this with the Hotdog Stand colors :v:

Holy poo poo, the first relevant Google search result for "McAfee ProView" is https://github.com/mammon/mammon.github.com/blob/master/Lost/Vlad-Proview.txt where I assume "VLAD" refers to

code:
   _____________     _____  _______
  /    |    \   |   /     \|       \
  \    :    /   |__/   o   \   o    |
   \       /       |   :    \       |
    \_____/|_______|___|____/______/
  Virus Laboratories and Distribution

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Buttcoin purse posted:

drat, why didn't my buddies send me cool stuff like this instead of garbage like "my anus is bleeding".

That particular Indian video was purely a response to outcry that all his videos were full of hot chicks. So he made a video of just multiple versions of himself.

And you can't post anything Indian without benny lava:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Kilo147 posted:

Gonads and strife.

Wheeeeeee!

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Guy Mann posted:

Edgy 90s kid audio file sharing starter kit:
-duckjob.wav
-the puppets from Sesame Street all doing bonghits together
-Simpsons voice clip compilations
-at least one bad parody song misattributed to Weird Al

Zelda_theme_with_words-System_of_a_down.mp3

stuffed crust punk has a new favorite as of 12:59 on May 1, 2016

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

Regular Nintendo posted:

Zelda_theme_with_words-System_of_a_down.mp3

I've had an irl argument over this where the other person refused to accept that it wasn't System who sang this

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Slipknot, Metallica, Limp Bizkit, SOAD, Deftones, Kid Rock - Britney You Suck.mp3

Also lot of DBZ clips, with obligatory brolly.mov.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Mid 90's Apple internal music videos are amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCqNH7V9R0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W--13mBc788

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Regular Nintendo posted:

Zelda_theme_with_words-System_of_a_down.mp3

Hahaha, oh man. A classic of the genre.

Fooma
Oct 15, 2010

nom nom nom

thathonkey posted:

pyf windows 3.1 theme



I really want to get this for Windows 10 somehow. Is there a good 1920x1080 size image of a Windows 3.1.1 screen, so I can at least set it as a background and dream?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Buttcoin purse posted:

drat, why didn't my buddies send me cool stuff like this instead of garbage like "my anus is bleeding".

Hey, "Rejected" is legit good. gently caress people who would snip clips out of it and send them around without context though.

As for the animutations, it did blow my mind much later to learn that basically all the memorable ones were made by the same guy, and that he also made a bunch of amusing songs with original videos with his band and was also a goon.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Yeah Toast! somehow always got attributed to Weird Al even though it literally says "The Bob & Tom Show" in the clip.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Fooma posted:

I really want to get this for Windows 10 somehow. Is there a good 1920x1080 size image of a Windows 3.1.1 screen, so I can at least set it as a background and dream?

I suspect there aren't any drivers for 3.x supporting non 4:3 aspect ratios. I could easily make you a 1280x1024 one if you like (3.1, couldn't be bothered installing 3.11 and it should look the same). You could probably edit it to add some borders to make it larger. Come up with some cool idea for what apps you want running. Internet Explorer accessing goatse and the SA forums? I can probably find IE for 3.x somewhere although not sure on setting up TCP/IP.

Edit: I should find an emulator that works under 3.1!

Buttcoin purse has a new favorite as of 14:15 on May 1, 2016

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Zipping files was a huge thing for me - compressing data to 'just' fit a floppy or using winrar (the two most unlicenced unlimited trial software packages ever)..


Just say this and it made me laugh that the raw exe is smaller in file size than the zip...

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Butterfly Valley posted:

I've had an irl argument over this where the other person refused to accept that it wasn't System who sang this

To be fair, the guy who sings it sounds a hell of a lot like Serj Tankian, and he has a very distinctive voice so I can empathise with your friend. Hell, I didn't even know it wasn't a SOAD song until very recently.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

To be fair, the guy who sings it sounds a hell of a lot like Serj Tankian, and he has a very distinctive voice so I can empathise with your friend. Hell, I didn't even know it wasn't a SOAD song until very recently.

It would be a very strange thing for me to lie about

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

My friends dad though treated theirs like it was the cure for cancer. We changed some settings to get more high memory for a game, and he flipped out on us like we were going to destroy the thing. Like, his brain seriously broke and he went completely psycho, I thought my friend was probably going to take a beating once I had left.
We got some midtier Pentiums at Middle School sometime in 8th grade that largely went ignored. A few of us decided to run a demo disc from, like, PC Gamer or whatever during an elective period.

When the teacher learned the program was from a CD (and not included on the computer) she *flipped the gently caress out* and yelled at us. Something about worrying about it having a virus and poo poo.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I had the same thing happen to me when I attempted to install several floppy disk games on a school computer.

Floppy disk games that were obtained from Independence Day toys.

Gonz has a new favorite as of 17:36 on May 1, 2016

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
In other news, I just finished reading this entire thread over the span of a week or so, and it's probably one of the best i've seen on SA in ages. So much wonderful, intricate nostalgia.

You magnificent bastards, you. It makes me want to play Gauntlet on a Commodore 64 again.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

FilthyImp posted:

We got some midtier Pentiums at Middle School sometime in 8th grade that largely went ignored. A few of us decided to run a demo disc from, like, PC Gamer or whatever during an elective period.

When the teacher learned the program was from a CD (and not included on the computer) she *flipped the gently caress out* and yelled at us. Something about worrying about it having a virus and poo poo.

For all she knows, viruses randomly spawn on CDs and USB drives.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Who knows where that CD might have been??!?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


We used to run antivirus on our 386 that didn't run Windows 95 very well. Which seemed like a giant waste since it wasn't connected to the Internet, and we weren't jamming pirated stuff in there by the boatload

kilogram
Mar 29, 2012

Cyborg Senator
We used to install the Quake 3 Arena demo on the school computers whenever we got our hands on them. Sometimes we played it in class if the teacher was away and then quickly alt tabbed out when they returned. It didn't always work. I imagine we must have been pretty easy to figure out too when everyone was giggling under their breath and giving each other looks.

Now, prepare to be spooked :spooky: http://www.jkcinema.com/runflash.aspx?id=legends&name=Urban%20Legends&width=550&height=400&quality=best :spooky:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If we'd run games on the school computerd we'd have gotten in soooo much trouble. I got bitched out by a librarisn in middle school just for looking up stuff about games. Then my brother goes to high school, and he and his friends play Unreal off their flash drives during lunch. Nobody cares.

I might have mentioned it earlier but when I was a junior in high school I made a shortcut to send a netsend message using either a star or a tilde, which sent it to all the computers. I also brilliantly did this after hours with few people around to share in the blame. If they'd bothered to investigate it more than slightly half-assed I probably would have been caught. They were acting like they wanted to expell the responsible party. All it said was "BWAAAHAHAHA", so it's not like it was a threat or harassment.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kilogram posted:

We used to install the Quake 3 Arena demo on the school computers whenever we got our hands on them. Sometimes we played it in class if the teacher was away and then quickly alt tabbed out when they returned. It didn't always work. I imagine we must have been pretty easy to figure out too when everyone was giggling under their breath and giving each other looks.

I don't know what kind of school you went to but our teachers would've assumed porn, not video games.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fond memories of HB2A.GIF in the classroom.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Humphreys posted:

Zipping files was a huge thing for me - compressing data to 'just' fit a floppy or using winrar (the two most unlicenced unlimited trial software packages ever)..


Just say this and it made me laugh that the raw exe is smaller in file size than the zip...



A self-installing exe (installer) is also likely to be compressed.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

we had a school network that someone cracked to have a little bit of porn and AnotherWorld.exe. everyone took computer graphics or CAD because the football coach taught it and he didnt give a gently caress what you did once your plot for the month was done running.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hey cool I made a thread title

When I was a junior in high school I got selected to go to this weeklong program called Boys State, where kids from all over the state basically run a mock primary and election at a nearby college. Every day we got like 3-4 hours to do whatever. Naturally my nerd roommate and I went to the computer lab, and lo and behold there were no restrictions so naturally we installed Q3test.

By wednesday of that week the lab was packed daily with a giant lan party. I always felt bad for the admins who probably came back to a shitshow.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
So I spent my teenage years playing ZZT and I don't think I ever finished a single game that I set out to make, but I had a great deal of fun.

The ZZT webcomics I made however, are still preserved to this day at zzt.org: http://zzt.org/?p=nomadcomic Probably the greatest accomplishment of my life.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Those sure are some web comics all right.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
I was asked not to delete any of the savegames when I borrowed a game CD from a classmate in school.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I still have the song mentioned in the thread title memorized and likely will long after I forget my children's names

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Kilo147 posted:

Gonads and strife.

GONADS IN THE LIGHT-NIIINNNGGG

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

Two relics in one

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Jerry Cotton posted:

Those sure are some web comics all right.

Thank you I expect to be hired by lowtax for the front page anny day now

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

8 track betamax posted:

Thank you I expect to be hired by lowtax for the front page anny day now

You should sell an avatar cropped from the animation.

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

anyone remember angelfire websites with nothing but dragonball z gifs?





FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Cojawfee posted:

For all she knows, viruses randomly spawn on CDs and USB drives.
It definitely cemented the idea that most Adults had no loving idea how to use a goddamn computer.

Not that I had more than a base level knowledge back then but goddamn.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Sir_Charles posted:

anyone remember angelfire websites with nothing but dragonball z gifs?







Yes, because I had one. I also had a bunch of .midis of TV show themes and movies.

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kilogram
Mar 29, 2012

Cyborg Senator
Anyone remember gifs? It was such a lovely technology and I'm glad it died alongside framesets and background midis

oh wait

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