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Lifehack: wear blue jeans around leaky H2SO4 pump seals long enough and they will eventually turn into tear away pants for your stripping gig on the side.
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Fun part about sulfuric acid is it doesn't really evaporate. Spills will hang around for years until some idiot tries wiping them up with a towel and no ppe.
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Palpek posted:Relationship hack: Do they make a "Rabbit Season"/"Duck Season" varient? Edit: Beaten so hard The Glumslinger has a new favorite as of 06:41 on May 2, 2016 |
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Scientastic posted:"Gourmet breakfast the ladies love" The only way I would be impressed with that "gourmet breakfast" is if I was still drunk/drinking.
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does this work, or is it a trick to make idiots maim themselves
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Totally works just looks really tacky with vodka bottles. Also the edges are a bitch and a half to round so you don't slice up your mouth.
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http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/08/dont-put-a-toaster-on-its-side-and-try-to-make-cheese-on-toast-warns-fire-brigade-4692167/ https://mobile.twitter.com/oli07r/status/527065434210988032/photo/1 twoday has a new favorite as of 10:02 on May 2, 2016 |
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twoday posted:http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/08/dont-put-a-toaster-on-its-side-and-try-to-make-cheese-on-toast-warns-fire-brigade-4692167/
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It's natural selection is what it is. #walla
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I remember the first time I saw this posted, and I about lost my mind laughing just picturing the toaster flinging hot melted cheese on bread clear across the kitchen when the timer dinged.
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I'm interested in this death hack thing. Which do we have? Cheese arson obviously, then mustard gassing yourself with ammonia and bleach. Any others? e: plus I guess breathing carbon oxide to look heathier and take years off your life. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 11:59 on May 2, 2016 |
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May 2, 2016 11:40
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twoday posted:
Does crime duck have any more tips?
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RandomPauI posted:Does crime duck have any more tips? Asking for a friend.
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twoday posted:
So I'd have to kill a dog too? Murder is starting to sound like an awful lot of hard work.
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Oh don't say that, it can be fun work too!
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Slime posted:So I'd have to kill a dog too? Murder is starting to sound like an awful lot of hard work. No kidding! Digging 10 feet down? Pfft! There's a reason so many murder victims are found in shallow graves.
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When my landlord's livestock dog died we helped them dig the grave. It took three of us the better part of a day to get a 4x5 hole down to 5'. If I ever get into murder, I am just going to toss the bodies into a river.
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May 2, 2016 15:58
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This can only end with someone eating broken glass by accident.
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bongwizzard posted:When my landlord's livestock dog died we helped them dig the grave. It took three of us the better part of a day to get a 4x5 hole down to 5'. How big was that dog? 
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I just eat my victims off the floor like a animal, you pieces of poo poo.
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Palpek posted:Oh god I found something The true face of austerity. 
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whiteyfats posted:How big was that dog? They were digging with their hands.
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nexus6 posted:They were digging with their hands.
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whiteyfats posted:How big was that dog? 4x5
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Paladinus posted:The true face of austerity. 
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whiteyfats posted:How big was that dog? He was a Great Pyreneese at the upper end of their size range, so like 130-140lbs. He was a great dog and my landlord was very into doing it right. Also once you get below 2' it becomes much easier to dig if you can stand in the hole.
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I don't think you'd even need the dead dog if you manage to bury your victim in a 10-foot deep grave.
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Says a lot that you'd have popcorn but not newspaper.
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Plorkyeran posted:I don't think you'd even need the dead dog if you manage to bury your victim in a 10-foot deep grave. Every strong independant hoe needs a strong dependible backhoe. Baby got backhoe.
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Palpek posted:Oh god I found something Wait a goddamn second. What the hell is 'emergency packaging'? In what situation do you have enough time to make popcorn, but not have enough time to go out and buy some packing peanuts? Are refugees making popcorn to transport their valuables out of warzones?
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I don't know but look:    
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does anyone know any other lifehacks for cleaning keyboard goop
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Something tells me that the wrapped keyboard lady is one of those people that use sofas and chairs wrapped in foil as well.
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My sister used to leave foil sheets on the sofa to deter the cat from jumping on it. Eventually my sister found that the best lifehack for that is getting rid of the cat. 
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Ein cooler Typ posted:does anyone know any other lifehacks for cleaning keyboard goop Not goop, but slide Post‐It notes between rows of keys, sticky part down, to get hair and crumbs. I don’t recall where I picked this up, but I’m pretty sure it pre‐dates #lifehacks.
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