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No Mans Land 2
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Majorian posted:

We're gonna find you dead from self-poisoning in a blue jumpsuit with your head shaved and your junk removed the morning of November 9th, aren't we?

Who is this "we"

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No Mans Land 4
May 2, 2016

by zen death robot
I can proudly say this chump is 4 trump

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More Papa Cruz, speaking yesterday to the American Family Association’s Indiana chapter


Not creepy at all


Edit: The AFA has been sending men into women's restrooms in Targets to see if they are allowed

Honest to God, I think what scares me most about Ted Cruz winning the Presidency is the fact that his father would now have a national stage to preach this insanity.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Lyin' Ted!

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

PHOTO IS NOT THE ACTUAL VICTIM

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

lol, "photo is not the actual victim."

You don't say.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/jacobkornbluh/status/727185913042898944

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

No Mans Land 2 posted:

Who is this "we"

The FEMA Gestapo, who else?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol and good.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

nachos posted:

Wilmore's set was great if only for the burn on morning joe

Joe and Mika didn't talk about the dinner all morning except for a brief mention it was an event that occurred an hour into the show

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/courtchauncey/status/727181182115401732

Rubio supporters still holding out that dream...

No Mans Land 4
May 2, 2016

by zen death robot
SANDERS

I thank you, good people: there shall be no money;
all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will
apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
like brothers and worship me their lord.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

should've been No Mans Lander and No Mans Landest

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/bgittleson/status/727183224905015296

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

No Mans Land 2 posted:

Who is this "we"

No Mans Land 3 posted:

I can proudly say this chump is 4 trump
So, do we have another Smoothrich, or is this the original Smoothrich come back to us.

Cuz you know you can just re-reg your original account, right? You don't have to create a bunch of new ones.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven


Do you even meme bro?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

No Man's Land: late stage irony poisoning or just genuinely dumb maniac? the debate rages on

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

Majorian posted:

We're gonna find you dead from self-poisoning in a blue jumpsuit with your head shaved and your junk removed the morning of November 9th, aren't we?

i dont get your reference but i appreciate the banter effort :hfive:

i will meet you halfway, here is an image that you can save to use in a future burn

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/politico/status/727187819362435073

Cruz: America is a better place...
Protester: Without you!

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I hate to say it but I think Ted Cruz is a mess

No Mans Land 4
May 2, 2016

by zen death robot

fade5 posted:

So, do we have another Smoothrich, or is this the original Smoothrich come back to us.

Cuz you know you can just re-reg your original account, right? You don't have to create a bunch of new ones.

This is just the pregame show. Look to my coming, at first light, on the third day. At dawn, look to the East.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/727187784100909056

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/727187819362435073

Cruz: America is a better place...
Protester: Without you!

:vince:

I hope this becomes a regular occurrence of him running into Trump supporters

the heckling crowd is perfect

edit: heres a longer video
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/727186508331945984

mannerup fucked around with this message at 18:35 on May 2, 2016

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

as halfway crooks posted:

i dont get your reference but i appreciate the banter effort :hfive:

i will meet you halfway, here is an image that you can save to use in a future burn



how'd you get a photo of ted cruz's next rally so quickly

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

as halfway crooks posted:

i dont get your reference but i appreciate the banter effort :hfive:

i will meet you halfway, here is an image that you can save to use in a future burn



list of things that maybe could wake up these sleepyheads
- the smell of cheese grits
- clinton shouting shrillyspeaking normally to a rally audience
- a bad dream where ted cruz chases you from netherplane to netherplane trying to spank you with a razor glove

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/727187819362435073

Cruz: America is a better place...
Protester: Without you!

Ted is a waste.

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

Zelder posted:

how'd you get a photo of ted cruz's next rally so quickly

if the timeline was shifted ever so quickly i bet there would be a video from jim jones senior year of high school where he extolls his plans for teen tit films and world domination
sometimes things just dont work out how you plan them i guess

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

mastershakeman posted:

drat them

I honestly don't really understand trump vs cruz in Midwest States. Close in Iowa and Missouri, Illinois goes huge for trump, and Wisconsin for Cruz. Weird

IA and MO both have strong contingents of apocalypse worshipping dirt farmers, with MO split between those people and the kind of racists who block light rail expansion specifically so black people cant get to their neighborhood from St. Louis. IL is full of people with proud 3+ generation histories of saying friend of the family in polite company. I don't know anything about WI but I suspect the #NeverTrump movement peaking there had a minor effect.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Big ups to whoever cleansed this thread

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

mannerup posted:

:vince:

I hope this becomes a regular occurrence of him running into Trump supporters

the heckling crowd is perfect

edit: heres a longer video
https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/727186508331945984

Ted has lost it. Two months ago he would have never directly engaged people that are that hostile towards him. IN has turned on him and it's shaken him.

The hostility towards him will only get worse after he gets stomped in IN and still refuses to drop out. The anger towards him when the CA primary rolls around will be electric.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

as halfway crooks posted:

i dont get your reference but i appreciate the banter effort :hfive:

How do you not remember Heaven's Gate? Are you 12?:psyduck:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
So we're at the point now where Ted Cruz is a "career politician" and a RINO.

*extremely cheesy villain voice*

Good. Goooooooooooooooooooood. :kheldragar:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Ted getting owned by hecklers at his own event in front of the entire news media is great optics the day before the most important vote in his career.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Cruz getting constantly heckled and bullied is absolutely going to result on him going all in and never conceding right up to the first ballot.

Which he'll win after getting all delegates unbound :v:

PS He's currently trying to screw Trump in NH delegate selection.

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

Majorian posted:

How do you not remember Heaven's Gate? Are you 12?:psyduck:

whoa cool
another master persuader

Mystery Goomba
Jun 4, 2011
Ted is a mess.

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Cruz getting constantly heckled and bullied is absolutely going to result on him going all in and never conceding right up to the first ballot.

Which he'll win after getting all delegates unbound :v:

PS He's now poised to screw Trump in NH delegate selection.

I'm going to laugh so hard when all the doubters finally see that the GOP just doesn't give a gently caress what the plebes think of them because what're you going to do vote for Hillary????

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Montasque posted:

Ted getting owned by hecklers at his own event in front of the entire news media is great optics the day before the most important vote in his career.

I think he's finally worn out his welcome and people are getting annoyed with his refusal to drop from a race he can't win. He's increasingly desperate and has already written off IN and has switched his narrative to "CA will decide!"

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Donald Kimball
Sep 2, 2011

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Montasque posted:

Ted getting owned by hecklers at his own event in front of the entire news media is great optics the day before the most important vote in his career.

No, no, this demonstrates his humanism and compassion. Good optics! He may disagree with your view that he's a reprehensible, duplicitous, and treacherous rat, but by G*d will he defend your right to say so! G*d bless this man.

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