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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cruz compares himself to Reagan and Lincoln

https://twitter.com/facethenation/status/726773728671977472

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Alter Ego posted:

Reminds me of the old Lyndon Johnson story about how he once tried to get an opponent to deny he was a pigfucker.

Unfortunately David Cameron took the wrong lesson from that parable

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
Cruz should compare himself to Stephen Harper

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

A weekend of gernan techno club experiences would be transformative for the whole electorate

"wieviel sind sie?"
"wir sind... uh, wir sind... nc state lawmakers factfinding delegation?"
*stares*

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

"Overthrow" is such a loaded spin word ay a-a-as t-to bring nothing but chuckles,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzT8UzO1zGQ&t=226s

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

wow

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Ted's Dead, Baby part 1,000,001:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/727230927370371072

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/727230719110582274

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/727230607386902529

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

she doesn't deny it

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Actually...she never denies that he's the Zodiac Killer. She just says "I've been married to him for 15 years, so I know who he really is."

In fact, I'm gonna take that as her confirming the accusation!

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

I told you. I loving told you.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/727225626575421440

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaha

iustorum_anime
Apr 4, 2016



https://twitter.com/MightyMaxon/status/727218804766441475

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy


JFC Ted get the gently caress out already!

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

lol

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
lol

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Goetta posted:

Unfortunately David Cameron took the wrong lesson from that parable

:golfclap:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
*discovers the smudge tool for the first time in Photoshop*

oh....... oh....

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

https://twitter.com/ZackBudryk/status/723979866270371840

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Bad news for Ted



https://twitter.com/gallupnews/status/727215723106312192

45% unfavorable

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump planning to Make Chivalry Great Again:

https://twitter.com/mviser/status/727234600783765504

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Unisex bathrooms does have to happen with greater respect for breastfeeding in public because that's something women are often doing in our restrooms and its gross to do it in the stalls where people crap.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Did anyone seriously think there were significant numbers of Ted Cruz voters in California?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
The face of a man who just dropped his burrito at the dmv

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is there anybody that currently posts in this thread that supports Ted Cruz? Is there anybody that posts here since the first of the year that supports Cruz? I can't think of anyone and I visit here almost daily.

I am not a Trump supporter and I'll vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is but, I have found myself rooting for Trump against Cruz throughout this race.

as halfway crooks
Mar 7, 2007

by Shine

dank

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

radical meme posted:

Is there anybody that currently posts in this thread that supports Ted Cruz? Is there anybody that posts here since the first of the year that supports Cruz? I can't think of anyone and I visit here almost daily.

I am not a Trump supporter and I'll vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is but, I have found myself rooting for Trump against Cruz throughout this race.

They're both scumshits, but Cruz campaigns more like a regular politician, so he doesn't scare me as much as Trump did during his "loyalty oath/beat up protesters" phase.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

Maoist Pussy posted:

Did anyone seriously think there were significant numbers of Ted Cruz voters in California?

b-b-b-but Carly!

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

radical meme posted:

Is there anybody that currently posts in this thread that supports Ted Cruz? Is there anybody that posts here since the first of the year that supports Cruz? I can't think of anyone and I visit here almost daily.

I am not a Trump supporter and I'll vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is but, I have found myself rooting for Trump against Cruz throughout this race.

Nobody.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
CNN/ORC National

Donald Trump (R) 49%
Ted Cruz (R) 25%
John Kasich (R) 19%

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Prof. Lurker posted:

CNN/ORC National

Donald Trump (R) 49%
Ted Cruz (R) 25%
John Kasich (R) 19%

LOL good job Ted

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

radical meme posted:

Is there anybody that currently posts in this thread that supports Ted Cruz? Is there anybody that posts here since the first of the year that supports Cruz? I can't think of anyone and I visit here almost daily.

I am not a Trump supporter and I'll vote for whoever the Democratic nominee is but, I have found myself rooting for Trump against Cruz throughout this race.

I started rooting for Cruz when I realized he's trying to Ron Paul it. That would be so damaging and hilariously scummy.
If you mean unironically, then no none of us are bitter enough to be a Cruz supporter.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I really appreciate the fact that the republican party, when mulling over Donald "There's nothing wrong with my hands, I guarantee you" Trump and Ted Cruz took all of about 4 weeks to decide to hate Ted Cruz.

Everyone hates Ted Cruz.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Not even the alt right shitheads are willing to ironically back Ted Cruz

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I think this and the Democratic primary thread encapsulate the difference between the parties: This thread discuses unisex bathrooms, while the D primary thread discusses some gently caress'n money.

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/ccadelago/status/727224145830772737
lol
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/727225722226511874
this is so good

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

b-b-b-but Carly!

She won a primary there!

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