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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Post Your Favorite (or Request) › The Anti-Food Porn Thread: a huge creamy load that drowns everything

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Cream cheese chili dip

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Mmm creamy







deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Scathach posted:

Mmm creamy





Creamy Hamburger Stew did nothing wrong :colbert:
That last one, though, my mind is refusing to recognize as a food. It's going straight into "mess"

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

if you've never mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Efexeye posted:

if you've never mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Efexeye posted:

if you've never mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

Have and most prolly will again (albeit with some added stewed tomatoes/peppers and a nice extra blast of hot sauce).

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

cash crab posted:

Cream cheese chili dip



That's probably good, assuming not too much cream cheese has been put in it, but then I feel you have to actively try to make outright bad chili

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Efexeye posted:

if you've never mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

ive got 99 problems and this post is one

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




RareAcumen posted:

Post Your Favorite (or Request) › The Anti-Food Porn Thread: a huge creamy load that drowns everything

I'm so proud of this.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Efexeye posted:

if you've ever mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

More accurate.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Efexeye posted:

if you've never mixed velveeta and hormel chili and eaten it with tostitos i feel bad for you, son

I've melted real cheese into home made chili and eaten it with home made tortilla chips if that's close enough for you.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Reposting from the funny pictures thread.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Which one of you ejaculated all over the pizza? :mad:



Bonus tuna fish and cheerios in a coffee mug :yum:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Paladinus posted:

Reposting from the funny pictures thread.



C'mon bruh, it's even in the OP.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




You're welcome. :xd:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

C'mon bruh, it's even in the OP.

No one reads OP, myself included. :v:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


What the the gently caress is a op?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




It's one of the lyrics in Gangnam style.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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RareAcumen posted:

It's one of the lyrics in Gangnam style.



Can of pea soup?

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Paladinus posted:

Reposting from the funny pictures thread.



My favorite part is "yummy, but with all sweets your chest starts to hurt, haha"

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

RareAcumen posted:

I'm so proud of this.

I'll say.

I stand by it though :colbert:

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PCOS Bill posted:

You don't need a thermometer for a sausage.

Need? You don't, you're right. But it helps people learn when something is done without overcooking. Or meet a particular doneness.
:chef:

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Scathach posted:

Mmm creamy



Ingredients:

2 8-oz. pkgs. cream cheese, softened
2 15-1/4 oz. cans corn, drained
1/2 c. butter
2 jalapeño peppers, diced

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Otana posted:

Ingredients:

2 8-oz. pkgs. cream cheese, softened
2 15-1/4 oz. cans corn, drained
1/2 c. butter
2 jalapeño peppers, diced

2 peppers? Whoa, slow down there, José, other people want to eat this too... You want spice, we got plenty of black pepper in the tater tot casserole.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Give the jalapenos to me please. Just them, nothing else.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012









Cookie








Donuts

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



none goddamned rules brother

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

More like none pizza with one egg

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Is that a bird's tail sticking out of that bottom biscuit/roll monstrosity? Is this a new way to eat that one French dish? Don't cover your shame, just bake it in a biscuit!

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin
Jul 19, 2000


Oven Wrangler

EorayMel posted:

Bonus tuna fish and cheerios in a coffee mug :yum:


This is a bodybuilding thing, right? I always assume it's bodybuilding when someone does something bullshit with tuna.



cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

More like none pizza with one egg

Get the goddamned hell out my house

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Zipperelli. posted:

Is that a bird's tail sticking out of that bottom biscuit/roll monstrosity? Is this a new way to eat that one French dish? Don't cover your shame, just bake it in a biscuit!

It's some kind of fish, I believe.

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/bon_crappetit_shitty_food

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Give the jalapenos to me please. Just them, nothing else.

Not going to lie, I like me some jalapenos split longwise, with a chunk of cream cheese stuffed in there. Not battered and fried or anything, just so.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Samizdata posted:

Not going to lie, I like me some jalapenos split longwise, with a chunk of cream cheese stuffed in there. Not battered and fried or anything, just so.

Seeds in or out?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:

This is a bodybuilding thing, right? I always assume it's bodybuilding when someone does something bullshit with tuna.





It could also be a pregnant woman with a sudden craving for Mercury

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Have, in the past. You eat some pretty interesting things when you're broke as hell :v:

Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

Ramrod XTreme

Samizdata posted:

Not going to lie, I like me some jalapenos split longwise, with a chunk of cream cheese stuffed in there. Not battered and fried or anything, just so.

They're really good if you split them, soak them in oil for a few hours, bake at 400 for 10 minutes, cool and then stuff with a mix of cream cheese, feta and crab.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Roro posted:

Seeds in or out?

I can go either way.

Mexican Deathgasm posted:

They're really good if you split them, soak them in oil for a few hours, bake at 400 for 10 minutes, cool and then stuff with a mix of cream cheese, feta and crab.

I will have to try that some time. Sounds interesting.

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tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Looks like they may have either used too much egg or Dagon fish mix.

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