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Seen this shared at least twice now. Every bullshit fact is prefixed with "science has studied" or similar and I guess that rigorous sourcing is enough for at least 3 people on my facebook.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdneZ4fIIHE
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People share the plant that was yelled at versus the plant that was complimented thing on my facebook feed all the time.
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May 3, 2016 12:18
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More like YOLOL.
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May 3, 2016 13:00
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May 3, 2016 14:19
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A well told and intruiging tale.
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May 3, 2016 14:22
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Apparently suggesting that people shouldn't record videos while driving makes people really mad. 
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May 3, 2016 16:42
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Elderbean posted:Apparently suggesting that people shouldn't record videos while driving makes people really mad. "Don't act like the police are going to appear if she stops recording and calls them. She was recording it for evidence for cops. Also she didn't crash, so it's okay." Are these people literally eight years old
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May 3, 2016 17:15
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Why is "should of" so drat common.
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May 3, 2016 17:19
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Fathis Munk posted:Why is "should of" so drat common. because it's what "should've" sounds like when spoken at least in my neighborhood of America and apparently nobody gives a gently caress about spelling/grammar anymore 
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May 3, 2016 17:21
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I don't like this post.
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May 3, 2016 17:46
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I don't like this post. Oh great another circumcision debate
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May 3, 2016 17:57
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Also she didn't crash, so it's okay." Which is basically the same logic many drunk drivers use. "I haven't had an accident yet, it's fine. I know my limits." From an article about men having less sex after 30. 
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May 3, 2016 18:00
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Someone Awful! posted:because it's what "should've" sounds like when spoken at least in my neighborhood of America and apparently nobody gives a gently caress about spelling/grammar anymore http://sites.fas.harvard.edu/~chaucer/spelling.htm
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May 3, 2016 18:04
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John Big Booty posted:Hardly a new situation. Presenting evidence that a prominent poet in the 1300s eschewed conventional rules of English spelling and grammar as a way to argue against complaints from modern folk that people these days are not the best at communicating in English? I've never heard of such a thing! How novel! For all intensive purposes, you've decimated any argument I could of come up with as a rebuttal, but I could care less
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May 3, 2016 18:24
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Comments on an article about how racist everyone is being about Malia Obama getting into Harvard and/or taking a gap year or whatever is making them all froth at the mouth.  Yeah, I have no idea what the gently caress that's even supposed to mean. (name not blacked out because it's a public page and I'm lazy)
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quote:.....Who's White House Correspondents' Dinner was it? This was on Facebook and links to an article about Eric Trump responding to Obama's Trump jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Also, now I know what schizophrenia feels like. Low hanging fruit: quote:Obama is a racist with white people he said in his speech that he was runing late tonight because that he was on CPT and he said that means that it jokes that white people should not make.himmm i say that's is being a racist do you and im very offended by it.and that's why im voting for Trump.Go Trump Inexplicable: quote:Though Obama's intent was to have fun by delivering humorous jokes at his last Correspondent's Dinner, it rubbed me the wrong way. I think it's great that he has a sense of humor, but what isn't funny, is that he is still America's President. Without getting into any detail about what has or hasn't happened during his two terms, I find this speech appalling. Not once does he address the American People in which he was hired by. He uses "race card" to joke on another "race" which only helps influence division in our country. He uses the stage to "Burn" Sanders and Trump with the very style in which he has shunned. He shares with everyone a Video Skit full of mockery... (WTF, we're paying you to run this country and you're doing this?)
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Hot take of the day: siding against Trump is victim blaming sinners always be wanting to treat transgendered people like people  also itt: trying really hard to seem enlightened and charitible about marginalizing transgendered people (There's about a dozen other posts that are incredibly long trying to justify their opinion on transgender people using bathrooms as not bigoted, it's about privacy and biology! but we can have unisex bathrooms as long as there's also still REAL WOMEN ONLY bathrooms, we're being charitable here!) Mince Pieface has a new favorite as of 19:29 on May 3, 2016 |
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May 3, 2016 19:26
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Presenting evidence that a prominent poet in the 1300s eschewed conventional rules of English spelling and grammar as a way to argue against complaints from modern folk that people these days are not the best at communicating in English? I've never heard of such a thing! How novel! For all intensive purposes, you've decimated any argument I could of come up with as a rebuttal, but I could care less
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May 3, 2016 20:13
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trickybiscuits posted:This was on Facebook and links to an article about Eric Trump responding to Obama's Trump jokes at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Also, now I know what schizophrenia feels like. My favourite part of this is the "disposable plastic coffins". As opposed to what, reusable coffins?
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May 3, 2016 21:28
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Someone Awful! posted:because it's what "should've" sounds like when spoken at least in my neighborhood of America and apparently nobody gives a gently caress about spelling/grammar anymore But it's hilariously dumb and makes no loving sense. (much like your posting eyoooo) Wow, jackpot. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:I don't like this post. DDLG is the creepiest loving thing and just the mention of cummies makes me shudder. https://youtu.be/CxVDnpsGTZY
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May 3, 2016 21:33
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I was reading an article about the new Radiohead single when I stumbled across this pompous windbag. At first I thought it was one of those Redditor parodies with the fedora that you see on Youtube, but on closer inspection (googling their username) appears to be an actual older lady wearing some kind of medieval-y hat, who appears to have nothing to do but pontificate on the Guardian comments. I can only paraphrase the Simpsons: the stick up this woman's rear end has a stick up its rear end. Imagined has a new favorite as of 21:50 on May 3, 2016 |
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May 3, 2016 21:48
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Danyull posted:So I just got a friend request from the person who used to bully me in elementary/middle school. It took a bit to figure this out, first of all, because his name was a pseudonym related to money, but I still recognize his face. This is his profile picture! He's the one on the right. Look at how stiff and uncomfortable the other guy is. I bet that his expression is one of barely repressed anguish.
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May 3, 2016 21:59
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Danyull posted:So I just got a friend request from the person who used to bully me in elementary/middle school. I get these from time to time, also. I'm like, you were a shithead to me in school, what the gently caress are you smoking right now that makes you think that I'd somehow accept your friend request?
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May 3, 2016 22:34
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/ Daddy clearly vapes.
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May 3, 2016 22:41
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I get these from time to time, also. I'm like, you were a shithead to me in school, what the gently caress are you smoking right now that makes you think that I'd somehow accept your friend request? Mine are the opposite. I got a friend request from the dude I had a crush on in middle school, and his wall is nonstop arguing with his girlfriend, showing off horrible kitchen tattoos, and random photos of his kid. His profile picture is him smoking inside one of those gas mask/bong combos. He used to be such a nice guy
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May 3, 2016 22:49
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I dunno what a kitchen tattoo is, but it sounds almost as unhygienic as a bathroom tattoo.
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May 3, 2016 22:58
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I get these from time to time, also. I'm like, you were a shithead to me in school, what the gently caress are you smoking right now that makes you think that I'd somehow accept your friend request? The fact that you're adults now and not dumb children
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May 3, 2016 23:25
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Henchman of Santa posted:The fact that you're adults now and not dumb children Not even this. If anything, they probably don't even remember you from school but see that you are enough mutual friends and maybe, just maybe you took French together. It isn't out of the ordinary for people to try friend other people on Facebook that they hardly knew/remember.
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May 3, 2016 23:30
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Madkal posted:Not even this. If anything, they probably don't even remember you from school but see that you are enough mutual friends and maybe, just maybe you took French together. It isn't out of the ordinary for people to try friend other people on Facebook that they hardly knew/remember. That's where my entertainment comes from. Apparently this chick was in photography with me, but I don't remember her. She got pregnant a lot, every once in a while "leaves" her husband with whatever kids fit in the van, drives 200 miles to post selfies in the dressing room of a JC Penny's at an out-of-town mall, saying she looks hot. Then she comes home. Lately it's been quiet and she's posting a lot of epic bong rip videos.
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May 4, 2016 00:01
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Do push ups every day because veterans kill themselves. And when you're done, pour an ice bucket on yourself for ALS.
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dexter6 posted:Do push ups every day because veterans kill themselves. I mean, the ice bucket thing was the essence of a silly social media trend but it also raised a ton of attention and, more importantly, money for a relatively unknown disease. It gave the main foundation more fundraising than they'd received in like the past 10 years and directly helped a lot of people, like my dad. So I can't complain too much. The push-ups are dumb though.
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May 4, 2016 00:29
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22 push ups arent a lot... the whole idea is youre thinking about it and raising awareness
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I get these from time to time, also. I'm like, you were a shithead to me in school, what the gently caress are you smoking right now that makes you think that I'd somehow accept your friend request? Either they don't remember (or don't think) that they were a 'bully' to you and just think 'hey, I kinda know that person from school or something' and send you a friend request or they're trying to reach out to you to apologise for their lovely behaviour (or be absolved of their lovely behaviour by you forgiving them).
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Madkal posted:Not even this. If anything, they probably don't even remember you from school but see that you are enough mutual friends and maybe, just maybe you took French together. It isn't out of the ordinary for people to try friend other people on Facebook that they hardly knew/remember. That's, quite frankly, a little wierd. Who wants to follow the life of a total stranger? (Aside from those assholes that meticulously follow celebrities, I guess.)
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May 4, 2016 01:37
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Arctic Baldwin posted:22 push ups arent a lot... Hey speak for yourself pal
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May 4, 2016 04:35
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 Ted Cruz liked his own resignation video. Or maybe he sad-faced it, or sent himself a heart. Too much work to find out.
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DicktheCat posted:That's, quite frankly, a little wierd. Who wants to follow the life of a total stranger? (Aside from those assholes that meticulously follow celebrities, I guess.) No, that poo poo is weird too. I get the most confused looks when friends mention some tabloid about a celebrity and I say I have no idea what they are talking about. Like somehow I'm strange for caring who Kanye West is dating.
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Fathis Munk posted:DDLG is the creepiest loving thing and just the mention of cummies makes me shudder. I looked up DDLG and now feel stupid for doing so.
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Jonas Albrecht posted:I looked up DDLG and now feel stupid for doing so. I need to constantly remind me my "your kink is not my kink and that's okay" personal rule when I see that stuff.
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Does anybody have those gifs where people put ddlg texts over those NFL video game gifs or whatever
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