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Squirrel Girl is stuck in the past and brainstorming how to take out Dr. Doom after stealing his time machine. Some of the ideas they come up with are:    Also, Dr. Doom created his own programming language, because, of course. 
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Wonder Woman clearly not someone up to the task of being a soldier.
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May 2, 2016 06:00
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Power Girl had a baby?
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May 2, 2016 06:03
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God, way to be condescending, Diana. "Oh you helped deliver two children? That's nice, get out now". Although to be fair I wouldn't want a man made of radiation hanging around any babies either
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May 2, 2016 06:31
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Aphrodite posted:Power Girl had a baby? I think you mean which Power Girl had a baby, that art looks like it's from one of the more confusing DC eras regarding PG. Although to be honest, who would you rather have as your midwife, a magical lesbian from a land where medical care probably stopped around Pliny the Elder, or a modern soldier who actually has delivered children but just happens to be made of radiation inside a special insulating suit?
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May 2, 2016 09:19
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SG will never be dark enough to go with the only way to actually stop Doom from being Doom, which is to prevent  REED RICHARDS from ever existing.
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May 2, 2016 11:17
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PicklePants posted:SG will never be dark enough to go with the only way to actually stop Doom from being Doom, which is to prevent Doom is Doom regardless of Reed. He just provides a convenient excuse.
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May 2, 2016 11:34
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Aphrodite posted:Power Girl had a baby? Yeah, it was back during the "Power Girl is an Atlantean descendant of Arion" era, and boy howdy was it a howling dog of a storyline. It's one of those things everyone in comics has quietly kicked under the rug and agreed to never bring up again. At least it wasn't as bad as Ms. Marvel's virgin birth story....
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May 2, 2016 11:43
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Aphrodite posted:Power Girl had a baby? During Zero Hour, yeah.
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May 2, 2016 11:49
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 so... They tried to shoehorn in a bad ripoff of the Emperor of Mankind as her baby?
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May 2, 2016 12:32
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When I read "virgin birth" and "Atlantean" I somehow thought of this guy. His origin sounds hilarious:Wikipedia of Wundrr, The Aquarian posted:In July, 1951, Wundarr's ship is caught by Earth's gravitational pull, and passes through a layer of cosmic rays before entering Earth's atmosphere and crashing in a Florida swamp. An elderly couple known only as Maw and Paw observe the crash from their car. Paw considers checking out the crash site, but Maw insists that it might contain Martians or Communists and demands that he ignore it; thus, Wundarr remains in his ship for a number of years... 
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May 2, 2016 12:43
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Oh, Wundarr was great, like just about everything Steve Gerber created. My favorite bit is when the Thing ends up being Developmentally Challenged Superman's caretaker for a while and has no idea what to do: only to have Namorita (who'd found him unconscious once, gave him mouth-to-mouth to revive him and thought "I'd like to do this sometime when he's awake") offer to take over his, er, education: 
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May 2, 2016 13:27
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Selachian posted:Yeah, it was back during the "Power Girl is an Atlantean descendant of Arion" era, and boy howdy was it a howling dog of a storyline. It's one of those things everyone in comics has quietly kicked under the rug and agreed to never bring up again. So, she never gives the baby a name? Because that's the impression I'm getting from that article (which was good fun by the way - I especially liked the joke at Hal Jordan's expense).
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May 2, 2016 13:46
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Malachite_Dragon posted:While certainly funny I also posit that it'd count as badass and/or touching that the only Prime he considers worthy of fighting is Optimus Also the adorable bang, bang, bang of his giant arm cannon.
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May 2, 2016 13:52
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Uthor posted:
I'm both impressed and disappointed that his programming language isn't a series of insults directed at Reed Richards. SilverSupernova fucked around with this message at 18:13 on May 2, 2016 |
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May 2, 2016 18:10
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SilverSupernova posted:I'm both impressed and disappointed that his programming language isn't a series of insults directed at Reed Richards.
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May 2, 2016 19:21
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Evil Mastermind posted:I'm assuming that all the error messages this language generates are just variations on "RICHARDS!" I guess we now know what OS the Doombots run on.
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May 2, 2016 19:27
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Canemacar posted:I guess we now know what OS the Doombots run on. Literally true. SG finds that after they see Doom's built a bunch of 60s-tech Doombots.
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May 2, 2016 19:37
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Gaz-L posted:Literally true. SG finds that after they see Doom's built a bunch of 60s-tech Doombots. Oh, and here I thought I was being clever. Though I'm going with Evil Mastermind's version of things and all those "RICHARDS!" from the Doombots are BSOD equivalent.
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May 2, 2016 19:55
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Azrael may be the most 90s thing ever, but he's got a few really fun stories. Detective Comics 672 
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May 3, 2016 01:55
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Rohan Kishibe posted:Azrael may be the most 90s thing ever, but he's got a few really fun stories. That storyline was really good!  And it turns out the pie was drugged and then Joker does Casablanca cosplay. And Joker has a 80s Hollywood man-ponytail the whole time. edit:  
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May 3, 2016 02:04
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HOW. He's wearing a mask how's the pie drugging him?
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May 3, 2016 02:10
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SynthOrange posted:HOW. Aerosol? He's not lugging around oxygen tanks so some part of the outside air is entering his system.
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May 3, 2016 02:29
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Obviously he took off his mask to try the pie.
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May 3, 2016 02:31
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SynthOrange posted:HOW. Jean Paul Valley is not a smart man.
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May 3, 2016 02:46
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With Steven Seagal as the Joker.
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May 3, 2016 13:25
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Practical Demon posted:With Steven Seagal as the Joker. "I have a bone to pick with you, Senator. A funny bone."
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May 3, 2016 14:23
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Gavok posted:"I have a bone to pick with you, Senator. A funny bone." "And you can take that to the bank. The blood bank!" (an actual line from a Seagal movie)
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May 3, 2016 18:27
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El Gallinero Gros posted:"And you can take that to the bank. The blood bank!" Iirc the exact line is: Senator on TV: "And you can take that to the bank!" Seagal: "I'm going to take you to the bank senator, the blood bank" Here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs&t=34s
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May 3, 2016 18:30
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Rohan Kishibe posted:Jean Paul Valley is not a smart man.  He honestly isn't. Cangelosi fucked around with this message at 17:35 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 4, 2016 17:05
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 Howard the Duck 7. A few good jokes at Cap and Spider Man's expense throughout the issue.
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May 5, 2016 01:44
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Man, if it weren't for the huge word bubble in the way, Spidey would make an amazing av.
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May 5, 2016 01:51
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Just based on what I've seen in this thread whoever is writing Howard the Duck should be writing Spider-Man.
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May 5, 2016 02:26
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Man, if it weren't for the huge word bubble in the way, Spidey would make an amazing av. Here's a five-minute Paint hackjob.  Getting the text bubble out of the bit below that would take more skills than I have. Bruceski fucked around with this message at 02:29 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 02:26
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You could tweet the artist and hope there's text bubble-less pages out there.
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May 5, 2016 02:36
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Travis343 posted:Just based on what I've seen in this thread whoever is writing Howard the Duck should be writing Spider-Man. I tweeted more or less this at Chip Zdarsky and he liked it.
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May 5, 2016 02:58
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 I can only find that was in a World's Finest comic from 1966.
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May 5, 2016 03:00
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Numero6 posted:
Batpoon sounds like what Batman claims he's getting all the time when someone's calling his sexuality into question.
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May 5, 2016 07:28
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Both Adam and Burt were horndogs and would gently caress everyone who asked. It is known. There were lots of Bat-Poon in '66.
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I expected the bat-poon to be a little bigger than that
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