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New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. Posted all of his eight posts because they're all mostly golden.
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# ? May 3, 2016 11:58 |
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Roro posted:New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. Is the shadenfreude on me for not having an account with access to that. Or is it you for pouncing on someone new? Please screencap.
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# ? May 3, 2016 12:01 |
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Humphreys posted:Is the shadenfreude on me for not having an account with access to that. Or is it you for pouncing on someone new? Please screencap. Whoops, I didn't think that was a plat only thing! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774358&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post459404821 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774410&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post459416038
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# ? May 3, 2016 12:05 |
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Roro posted:New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. Utterly unsurprised posts start with Eve Online. He never made his FYAD intro post.
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# ? May 3, 2016 12:25 |
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18 Character Limit posted:Utterly unsurprised posts start with Eve Online. The bastard. How did he expect to penetrate the inner echelon of Goon Eve players if he couldn't even do that?
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# ? May 3, 2016 12:28 |
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Roro posted:New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. I stopped reading after this part: quote:You will destroy him in every way because you are female and family courts hate males.
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# ? May 3, 2016 12:31 |
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The fact that that was the first reply is really something.
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:02 |
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Merijn posted:I stopped reading after this part: Do yourself a favor and keep going. Dude was probably sobbing by the end.
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:15 |
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Merijn posted:I stopped reading after this part: quote:you are female
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:21 |
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Dewgy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59HkjNDaMNE OK, so I can save money on dry cleaning by using gasoline to clean instead, but ow do I get rid of the smell?
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:33 |
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Canemacar posted:Do yourself a favor and keep going. Dude was probably sobbing by the end. For anyone like me that thought it was an elaborate troll, he's got a blog you can find with a cursory search of his username. Nothing interesting other than Eve garbage and his most recent post whining about everyone who made fun of him in that E/N thread, but it goes on for years so he probably really is that broken.
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:52 |
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Wow.
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# ? May 3, 2016 14:58 |
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Oh my god, he's so mad about the stupid newbie avatar, and the "moron" thing on the user profile!
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:15 |
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Roro posted:Oh my god, he's so mad about the stupid newbie avatar, and the "moron" thing on the user profile! Haha, christ. "I am not stupid, and I am not a moron". Just in case something goes down and he decides to delete it.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:24 |
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I kinda want to email him and tell him about autobanning just to put him out of his, uh, misery.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:38 |
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zakharov posted:I kinda want to email him and tell him about autobanning just to put him out of his, uh, misery. People have told him about it.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:39 |
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He doesn't want to be banned, he wants his account (and his posts) to be deleted.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:40 |
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baquerd posted:OK, so I can save money on dry cleaning by using gasoline to clean instead, but ow do I get rid of the smell? Smoke often enough and you won't notice the smell of gasoline or anything else.
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# ? May 3, 2016 15:40 |
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Not even butt
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# ? May 3, 2016 16:14 |
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Noted still-relevant rapper 50 Cent teases and harasses teenager teenager with social anxiety disorder and posts it on Instagram. http://mashable.com/2016/05/03/50-cent-bullies-teen/#lCNJrEEfFGq9
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# ? May 3, 2016 16:43 |
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http://tindeck.com/listen/cwbuf Dramatic reading
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# ? May 3, 2016 16:44 |
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Baronjutter posted:http://tindeck.com/listen/cwbuf Excellent, but missing obligatory Homestuck tindeck tag 9.5/10
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# ? May 3, 2016 16:56 |
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18 Character Limit posted:Utterly unsurprised posts start with Eve Online. I love how utterly astonished he is that Goonswarm didn't turn out to be the entire focus and purpose of Something Awful. It's like someone once saw his home team play the Mets, so he turns up in New York City and is surprised to find other things going on besides Mets games. And then joins a random conversation on the sidewalk and delivers a bizarre misogynistic rant. e: Baronjutter posted:http://tindeck.com/listen/cwbuf Powered Descent has a new favorite as of 17:21 on May 3, 2016 |
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Powered Descent posted:And then joins a random conversation on the sidewalk and delivers a bizarre misogynistic rant. To be fair, based on my three trips to that teeming hellscape this is 100% bog-standard New Yorker behavior. Bonus points if you enter a conversation with people who are holding things, so you can smack 'em out of their hands and throw poo poo around.
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# ? May 3, 2016 17:21 |
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Powered Descent posted:I love how utterly astonished he is that Goonswarm didn't turn out to be the entire focus and purpose of Something Awful. It's like someone once saw his home team play the Mets, so he turns up in New York City and is surprised to find other things going on besides Mets games. Most people on the internet only hear about SA when Goons do something crazy on a video game. Though I'm curious as to how old this person is that they're playing EVE enough to be this angry about it, but also haven't at least heard of the Let's Play forum from somewhere on the internet. he should have at least been somewhat aware that there was something other than EVE on the entirety of SA.
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# ? May 3, 2016 17:37 |
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He has now banned himself: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774602&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post459457693 I don't think he realizes that his posts will forever remain online though. Leonard Crabs may have to get involved.
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# ? May 3, 2016 17:54 |
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Roro posted:New forums user JanIrvam is having a hard time fitting in. so this guy's account isn't allowed to be banned. ever. please and thank you.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:14 |
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He figured out how autobans worked.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:26 |
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Teddybear posted:He figured out how autobans worked. Here's to hoping for a once in a lifetime un-autoban.
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# ? May 3, 2016 18:54 |
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Scarf posted:so this guy's account isn't allowed to be banned. ever. please and thank you. https://janirvam.wordpress.com/2016/02/ Dude seems a tad obsessed with spaceships. His whole blog reads like furniture instructions for EVE, but more boring somehow. edit : "GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR GGOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!" Lime Tonics has a new favorite as of 19:23 on May 3, 2016 |
# ? May 3, 2016 19:20 |
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Baronjutter posted:http://tindeck.com/listen/cwbuf Holy poo poo that is gold.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:22 |
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Arizona, trying to supplant Florida as the most WTF state: http://usatodayhss.com/2016/mesa-prep-football-player-charged-with-felony-for-exposing-himself-in-team-photo
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:38 |
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janirvan, a grown man who like space ships posted:First, to all the Goons out there, I just wanted to let you know that this campaign is yet another bad idea from your inept Space Hitler. Let’s take a look at this from a couple of angles. First, it’s a part of your alliance’s plan to deny fun to your enemies. However, it’s not fun for you either. Second, let’s look at the psychological impact. A long time ago a Bombers Bar FC made a comment to me about that group’s constant forays into Provibloc. He said, “it’s like kicking babies in the teeth – when you win, you don’t feel like you accomplished anything worthwhile, and on the rare occasion when you lose, it just makes you feel pathetic.” All this campaign is doing is showing you that your alliance can beat Horde. And when you don’t beat Horde, it shows how pathetic you are. Third, let’s look at op success and failure. Let’s say it works and Horde drops from being a 7,000 pilot alliance to a 5,000 pilot alliance. What exactly have you won? You still have a huge alliance that isn’t really central to MBC operations beyond being a gaggle of noobs hanging out as a buffer and providing swarms of entosis Slashers when needed. Let’s say though that it doesn’t work, and our numbers don’t decrease. You are wasting time fighting Horde while TEST and NC. and PL and Darkness. etc. ruin you.
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:40 |
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Argh! Call the fire brigade! Wait, wait, lemme just pick a good filter for Instagram first...
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# ? May 3, 2016 19:50 |
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i don't know that he "gets" goonswarm edit: holy poo poo quote:My advice, Mittens, is to tone it down. You’re actually letting on that deep down inside you know your gig is falling apart. And the way you’re playing it is not inspiring. Take a Xanax. Or a Rufie. It will make the date rape so much more pleasurable for everybody. Take it from a PTSD vet. If this kind of stuff goes on for too long you won’t ever be able to get back to normal. You might even have to get a real job. Maker Of Shoes has a new favorite as of 20:03 on May 3, 2016 |
# ? May 3, 2016 19:54 |
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He sounds awfully butthurt for someone who says repeatedly that Goonswarm isn't getting to him.Maker Of Shoes posted:i don't know that he "gets" goonswarm .....can we somehow super-ban this rear end in a top hat? Cause he also doesn't "get" tact or good taste.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:05 |
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Kurieg posted:.....can we somehow super-ban this rear end in a top hat? Cause he also doesn't "get" tact or good taste. Can we make him a gbs mod instead? I think he'd regret that more.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:18 |
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Kurieg posted:He sounds awfully butthurt for someone who says repeatedly that Goonswarm isn't getting to him. He's trying to get his account deleted. He needs to have his account set up to be impossible to ban.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:20 |
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So this spaceship game is supposed to be "fun," yeah? It seems to attract a lot of crazies.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:36 |
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CommonShore posted:He's trying to get his account deleted. He needs to have his account set up to be impossible to ban.
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# ? May 3, 2016 20:39 |