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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lorn Wayne posted:

Kasich is basically comic relief at this point, when the public needs a break from the Trump-Cruz shitshow, someone just tweets a pic of Kasich eating or rather inhaling some food down his gullet.

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Dana Loesch just needs a big black cock shoved down her throat.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

lorn Wayne posted:

Kasich is basically comic relief at this point, when the public needs a break from the Trump-Cruz shitshow, someone just tweets a pic of Kasich eating or rather inhaling some food down his gullet.

RIP, poor sandwich. You never stood a chance.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Immortan posted:

Dana Loesch just needs a big black cock shoved down her throat.

:yikes:

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003


kasich comforting a baby owl

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
On one hand I would like to put money on the number of dead goppers from a contested con. But I want to see Cruz in tears.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Mormons think black people are subhuman. It would only make it that much more poetic.

John Kasich
Feb 3, 2016

by Pragmatica

Jeez, wow. That was some good ice cream!

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

dimebag dinkman posted:

kasich comforting a baby owl

spot on

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Will Cruz cry or get choked up in his concession speech?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Will Cruz cry or get choked up in his concession speech?

He probably won't even give one.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Will Cruz cry or get choked up in his concession speech?
"Leak" and "get clogged up" are far more accurate terms.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Immortan posted:

Mormons think black people are subhuman. It would only make it that much more poetic.

Yea no you nailed it, by hoping someone gets violently hosed by a black dick (the worst kind of dick, natch) you actually were striking a blow for black empowerment and totally weren't human trash angrily smashing his hands into a keyboard because a woman said a bad thing.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

ahahahaah holy moley

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea no you nailed it, by hoping someone gets violently hosed by a black dick (the worst kind of dick, natch) you actually were striking a blow for black empowerment and totally weren't human trash angrily smashing his hands into a keyboard because a woman said a bad thing.

:ironicat:

This post has no merit because you consistently and categorically deny Hillary's role in silencing victims of her husband's vicious sexual violence.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Shapiro is someone who lusts for gay genocide, exactly what about Trump is over the line for him?

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Epic High Five posted:

Shapiro is someone who lusts for gay genocide, exactly what about Trump is over the line for him?

Trump supports transexual bathrooms.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Immortan posted:

:ironicat:

This post has no merit because you consistently and categorically deny Hillary's role in silencing victims of her husband's vicious sexual violence.

Let him who is without sin, shove the first big black cock.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Epic High Five posted:

Shapiro is someone who lusts for gay genocide, exactly what about Trump is over the line for him?

Well, one of the few groups Trump hasn't offended yet (to my knowledge) is people in the LGBT community so maybe he simply doesn't hate gays enough?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
https://twitter.com/BWTEIM/status/727614852382892032

Well, he's not wrong. Ted Cruz is not the lesser of two evils.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Epic High Five posted:

Shapiro is someone who lusts for gay genocide, exactly what about Trump is over the line for him?

Trump isn't a Neocon.

That's what a lot of this #NeverTrump stuff boils down to.

That and intellectual snobbery.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea no you nailed it, by hoping someone gets violently hosed by a black dick (the worst kind of dick, natch) you actually were striking a blow for black empowerment and totally weren't human trash angrily smashing his hands into a keyboard because a woman said a bad thing.

This morning I saw you cross the street when a black person was walking towards you.

Shameful.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Epic High Five posted:

Shapiro is someone who lusts for gay genocide, exactly what about Trump is over the line for him?

Yeah that's why right there, he's nowhere near anti-gay enough for people like Shapiro and Steve Deace.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



conservatives getting punchy this evening

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Matt Walsh is worse than Shapiro

Matt Walsh called for forced institutionalizing of transgender people

Parents who support transgender children should be arrested for sexual abuse

Believes there should be a test to vote

Believes abortion doctors should face death penalty

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Do results come in at 6 or do they wait for all polls to close?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Matt Walsh is worse than Shapiro

Matt Walsh called for forced institutionalizing of transgender people

Parents who support transgender children should be arrested for sexual abuse

Believes there should be a test to vote

Believes abortion doctors should face death penalty

Oh yeah Walsh is way worse than Shapiro, which is saying something. Shapiro seems to be suckling at the teat of the conservative standard anti-SJW movement atm

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

Pick posted:

Literally no one has any idea why Kasich is still in the race.

He's keeping Trump from getting the delegates from Ohio. That's it, as far as I can tell.

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,

Mr. Pumroy posted:



conservatives getting punchy this evening
I can never get used to how hard that guy has been deified after being a pretty hated president at the end of his term

it's like if bush becomes revered as 3rd jesus (after jesus and reagan) in 20 years

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

I can never get used to how hard that guy has been deified after being a pretty hated president at the end of his term

it's like if bush becomes revered as 3rd jesus (after jesus and reagan) in 20 years
The age of the Internet makes canonization of a politician impossible.

John Kasich
Feb 3, 2016

by Pragmatica

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do results come in at 6 or do they wait for all polls to close?

AZ was called when people were still in line. It'd up to the media overlords.

Anybody got a slice of pizza I can bite?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
My polling place may have thrown out over 500 votes (my wife and myself included) due to signature discrepancies on the back of the ballots according to my roommate. May the shenanigans commence :argh:

Edit wrong thread but that does include GOP ballots so either way :argh:

Spiffster has issued a correction as of 23:04 on May 3, 2016

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Matt Walsh is worse than Shapiro

Matt Walsh called for forced institutionalizing of transgender people

Parents who support transgender children should be arrested for sexual abuse

Believes there should be a test to vote

Believes abortion doctors should face death penalty

So slightly to the left of cruz?

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
No lines when I voted this morning, but 6pm poll closures have to disenfranchise a lot of people. I did have to show an ID, and declare which ballot I wanted as well.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I am so loving ready for some exit polls.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Coatlicue posted:

No lines when I voted this morning, but 6pm poll closures have to disenfranchise a lot of people. I did have to show an ID, and declare which ballot I wanted as well.

Cruz winning it due to voting restrictions would be pretty hilarious

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.




Hoosier voting.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
CNN states TRUMP @ 61.4 with 1% reporting

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727621109135380484

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I wonder how many Cruz voters spoiled their ballots by voting for both Cruz and Carly.

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