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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/727625857385271297

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

Here's one of the lingering mysteries of this primary for me. In an election where Trump disparaged McCain on his performance in the military, called Bush a war criminal, and now has said Cruz's dad killed JFK, why did he never bring up the Rubio is gay rumors? Was that somehow crossing a line for him?
Because if he called Rubio a gay robot he'd be making voters think of C3PO and everyone loves that guy.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"





Oh my god, no

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Yessssss, purge yourselves, become even more ideologically narrow!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


she's not wrong




she just doesn't realize which side of the purge she's on

gregday
May 23, 2003

Trump is a liberal and is a-ok with the gay

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




ironic hipsters keep an eye on this store:

https://store.tedcruz.org/product-category/cruz-fiorina/

deep discounts v soon

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

Fat Lowtax posted:



Oh my god, no

Cruz gonna lock all the Trump delegates in a banquet hall and pull out the crossbows

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Bend the knee, Ted. It's over.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Mr. Flunchy posted:

ironic hipsters keep an eye on this store:

https://store.tedcruz.org/product-category/cruz-fiorina/

deep discounts v soon

JEB! and Kasich gear is funny/ironic/kitsch.

Cruz gear is not.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Bend the knee, Ted. It's over.



Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Montasque posted:

JEB! and Kasich gear is funny/ironic/kitsch.

Cruz gear is not.

Cruz-Fiorina gear kind of is though

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Because if he called Rubio a gay robot he'd be making voters think of C3PO and everyone loves that guy.

That's the best answer.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Please let me listen to the sweet sound of a Cruz concession tonight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

For everyone who says I didn't make any correct predictions: I think I nailed it making this gif.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

she's not wrong




she just doesn't realize which side of the purge she's on

I wish people would stop retweeting J-Rubin, because she's probably the third most difficult person on the eyes this election season.

And she supports the first two for office.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!
Mark levins show right now is a must listen

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Prof. Lurker posted:

Mark levins show right now is a must listen

Agreed. Tomorrow's Beck will top it though.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Prof. Lurker posted:

Mark levins show right now is a must listen

How close are we to tears? I really don't want to listen to Master Shake unless the schadenfreude is off the charts.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

weekly font posted:

How close are we to tears? I really don't want to listen to Master Shake unless the schadenfreude is off the charts.

We're still in the denial stage of 'people are still voting!' While he asks people to call in and defend Trump's actions. Get in on the ground floor we may see all 7 stages here.

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.

Prof. Lurker posted:

Mark levins show right now is a must listen

"Is this a game to you?! Is this funny?!"

:allears:

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Good Citizen posted:

Agreed. Tomorrow's Beck will top it though.

Glenn Beck will be consumed by the delusion that the Oval Office set is the real one and he is President. On air, he will order a nuclear strike on Trump Tower.

Ratspeaker posted:

"Is this a game to you?! Is this funny?!"

:allears:

He's gone past Master Shake levels of rage, and is going full Joe Pesci!

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

This escalator is going to be ripped out and sent to the Smithsonian.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Prof. Lurker posted:

Mark levins show right now is a must listen

hey wow this guy is nuts

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I hate the Constitution and think the worship of it is extremely misguided. #hottakes

Mr. Flunchy posted:

hey wow this guy is nuts

Just close your eyes and picture Master Shake.

Prof. Lurker
Mar 10, 2015

I've got the fire of human liberty!

I'm setting fires everywhere!

And humans are turning on everywhere!

Ratspeaker posted:

"Is this a game to you?! Is this funny?!"

:allears:

Yes, yes it is.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


The celebrity nevertrumpers won't move an inch, they'll just move on to extremely elaborate rules committee fanfiction. The question is more of whether they're just a party apparatchik thing or whether they can claim to speak for a big share of Cruz/Kasich voters

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Ratspeaker posted:

"Is this a game to you?! Is this funny?!"

:allears:

Link please.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Fantastic

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001


honestly, the sequence of events that would have to happen in order for kasich to become the candidate and then president would have to be so incredible that, hell, the idea does scare me!

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
Aww, the Levin show commercials want me to adopt a cat. That's nice

e: ^^ http://www.iheart.com/live/mark-levin-show-5522/

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Prof. Lurker posted:

Mark levins show right now is a must listen

whats he saying

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727631739338817536

things are going to get amazing

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Unbelievable

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