INDIANA GOP PRIMARY, Tuesday May 3 6pm ET: Cruz's Last Stand

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Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

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# ? May 3, 2016 23:41

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# ? May 31, 2024 11:06

John Kasich: Feb 3, 2016; by Pragmatica

Boosted_C5 posted:

All Hail Lord President Trump the Unstumpable

T minus 20 minutes until we lay Lyin' Ted Cruz to rest.

Your 2016 GOP Presidential Nominee ladies and gentlemen, DONALD J. TRUMP

The doubters were many, but now they will be silenced.

A great victory for AMERICA, and now it is time to turn our sights toward the one even more corrupt, vile, and immoral than Cruz - Hillary Clinton.

OUR BLOODLUST WILL NOT BE SATIATED UNTIL EVERY LAST VESTIGE OF POWER IN THE MODERN POLITICAL SYSTEM FALLS PROSTRATE BEFORE TRUMP

I am ready to endorse Donald Trump.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:41

BITCHTITS: Oct 22, 2003; Perry'd

Boosted_C5 posted:

All Hail Lord President Trump the Unstumpable

T minus 20 minutes until we lay Lyin' Ted Cruz to rest.

Your 2016 GOP Presidential Nominee ladies and gentlemen, DONALD J. TRUMP

The doubters were many, but now they will be silenced.

A great victory for AMERICA, and now it is time to turn our sights toward the one even more corrupt, vile, and immoral than Cruz - Hillary Clinton.

OUR BLOODLUST WILL NOT BE SATIATED UNTIL EVERY LAST VESTIGE OF POWER IN THE MODERN POLITICAL SYSTEM FALLS PROSTRATE BEFORE TRUMP

I pledge my allegiance to The Emperor

We will bask in the glory of AMERICA, soon

# ? May 3, 2016 23:42

Cygna: Mar 6, 2009; The ghost of a god is no man.

Coatlicue posted:

Why are these results getting in so slowly. It's been 40 minutes >

Pundits on CNN are gleefully talking about how they were up until 3 AM counting the votes in 2008 :v:

# ? May 3, 2016 23:42

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Jewel Repetition posted:

God I hate CNN commercials.

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/727628563848036353

# ? May 3, 2016 23:42

Firebert: Aug 16, 2004

Joementum posted:

Maddow is having quite a bit of fun tonight bringing up Cruz's remarks about Trump having VD.

Maddow/Williams desk has been great this entire primary season, I'm pretty sure they've been pre-gaming martinis the whole time by how slurred his speech has been

# ? May 3, 2016 23:43

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/727628563848036353

If noted honest and trustworthy American G. Gordon Liddy says you should buy gold from Rosland Capital, by God DO IT.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:44

Lathespin.gif: May 19, 2005; Pillbug

John Kasich posted:

30 minutes until Donald Trump assumes control of the GOP.

Death to the Republican Party.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:44

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Boosted_C5 posted:

All Hail Lord President Trump the Unstumpable

T minus 20 minutes until we lay Lyin' Ted Cruz to rest.

Your 2016 GOP Presidential Nominee ladies and gentlemen, DONALD J. TRUMP

The doubters were many, but now they will be silenced.

A great victory for AMERICA, and now it is time to turn our sights toward the one even more corrupt, vile, and immoral than Cruz - Hillary Clinton.

OUR BLOODLUST WILL NOT BE SATIATED UNTIL EVERY LAST VESTIGE OF POWER IN THE MODERN POLITICAL SYSTEM FALLS PROSTRATE BEFORE TRUMP

Nice melt up?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:45

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Seriously though CNN SHOULD pick up viewers because despite regularly being trash, their election coverage is top notch.

On a normal weekday: MSNBC at 5 and 6pm (MTP Daily and WADR), FOX Business at 7pm (Lou Dobbs), FOX News at 8 and 9pm (O'Reilly and Megyn).

Election Night: CNN all evening

# ? May 3, 2016 23:45

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Trump is really going to win over 50% lmfao

# ? May 3, 2016 23:46

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:46

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Nice melt up?

Every post Boosted makes is a meltup.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:47

GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Jewel Repetition posted:

Haha

# ? May 3, 2016 23:47

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

OMG Trump is extending his lead. Is there any chance he could get 60%?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:47

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

Dolash posted:

I actually forgot Kasich was in this race until seeing his name just now. Everyone's talking about how this is Cruz's last stand but he and Kasich are both mathematically eliminated and it's not like Kasich has any better a chance of stopping Trump from getting 1237. Are people not talking about him because it's pointless for him to even concede defeat, he's so out of contention?

One of the reasons people thought he was staying in the race was so that he could claim to be a contender in Cleveland unlike those who've dropped out, if Cruz wants to try some last-minute rules committee play doesn't he need to stay in too and try to scoop the last few rural states so he can get enough people on the committee to take control? In essence, all that winning today really does is confirm that Trump's going to have 1237+ pledged on the first ballot.

I've said it before, John Kasich is the Sam Worthington of presidential candidates.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:47

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

eric posted:

OMG Trump is extending his lead. Is there any chance he could get 60%?

No.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:48

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

8 minutes until Ted is pronounced dead.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:50

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

eric posted:

OMG Trump is extending his lead. Is there any chance he could get 60%?

6 months from now . . . .

# ? May 3, 2016 23:51

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Jewel Repetition posted:

8 minutes until Ted is pronounced dead.

The devil gets to come back to earth every 1000 years though, right?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:51

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Uh oh folks, we might've been wrong!

https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727630244992192514

# ? May 3, 2016 23:51

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Immortan posted:

The devil gets to come back to earth every 1000 years though, right?

I'll be long dead by then and :lol:

, just

, if you think humanity will make it that far.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:52

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/727631581746233348

# ? May 3, 2016 23:53

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

I'm going to say they call it in 6 minutes

# ? May 3, 2016 23:54

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Uh oh folks, we might've been wrong!

https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727630244992192514

That's only if you believe the easily falsified Canadian birth certificate. We need to get Sheriff Joe on this cold case!

# ? May 3, 2016 23:54

Astroclassicist: Aug 21, 2015

Joementum posted:

That's only if you believe the easily falsified Canadian birth certificate. We need to get Sheriff Joe on this cold case!

My god, this is what Trump was priming us for all these years, Obama was just a distraction.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:55

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm going to say they call it in 6 minutes

The crescendo is intensifying.

My body is electric.

The future is hurdling towards.

Soon . . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1lcZM0MNek

# ? May 3, 2016 23:55

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/727632174967496705

# ? May 3, 2016 23:56

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Everyone on MSNBC (except Maddow) seems to think this JFK thing will be the one to finally sink Trump's campaign. Seems like a pretty silly prediction at this point.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:56

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/727632174967496705

We only wish Shaprio had the balls to do this himself.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:57

f#a#: Sep 6, 2004; I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/727632174967496705

v/h/s 2 was good for this segment alone FYI

# ? May 3, 2016 23:57

Coatlicue: Sep 14, 2012; it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

Joementum posted:

Everyone on MSNBC (except Maddow) seems to think this JFK thing will be the one to finally sink Trump's campaign. Seems like a pretty silly prediction at this point.

Yeah it's going to be instantly drowned out by his landslide in Indiana.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:58

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

is ted dead? :f5:

# ? May 3, 2016 23:58

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Joementum posted:

Everyone on MSNBC (except Maddow) seems to think this JFK thing will be the one to finally sink Trump's campaign. Seems like a pretty silly prediction at this point.

What is their justification for it? Out of all the things he's said, why this particular thing?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:58

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

logikv9 posted:

is ted dead?

Ted's dead baby. Ted's dead.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:59

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Cruz's loss will be so powerful that it will send shockwaves across the space-time continuum, forcing his father into the conspiracy to assassinate JFK.

# ? May 3, 2016 23:59

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

logikv9 posted:

is ted dead?

Ted who?

# ? May 3, 2016 23:59

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

Joementum posted:

Everyone on MSNBC (except Maddow) seems to think this JFK thing will be the one to finally sink Trump's campaign. Seems like a pretty silly prediction at this point.

It sounded like Chuck Todd laughed off the idea too.

# ? May 4, 2016 00:00

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/727633336592642048

# ? May 4, 2016 00:00

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