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B B
Dec 1, 2005

Ted Cruz is a loving loser piece of poo poo.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/reshas/status/727649625453170689

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



By the way if you don't believe that Hamilton was Kasich country, it's the county that's gotten him the most votes

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
BEND THE KNEE, TED!

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Does Cruz pull out or abort his campaign?
Or does it have a right to the rest of its short, lovely life?

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
I'm so happy Ted Cruz is a loving failure.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Does Cruz pull out or abort his campaign?
Or does it have a right to the rest of its short, lovely life?

Partial birth?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Neil Diamond's America playing now at the Cruz rally.

quote:

On the boats and on the planes
They're coming to America
Never looking back again
They're coming to America

Home, don't it seem so far away
Oh, we're traveling light today
In the eye of the storm
In the eye of the storm

Home, to a new and a shiny place
Make our bed, and we'll say our grace
Freedom's light burning warm
Freedom's light burning warm

Everywhere around the world
They're coming to America
Every time that flag's unfurled
They're coming to America

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Joementum posted:

I'm planning on making one mostly so I can guarantee "It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton" is the thread title.

thanks for this and would you like to join the Glenn Beck Died For You Society?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/java_penguin/status/727649802754777088

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Early on I was somewhat pulling for a Trump loss so this could drag on further, but really the meltdowns are pretty much as perfect as we could hope.

Reality Show Star, WWE Hall of Famer (future), and Sleazy Pageant Guy Donald Trump is the man who can claim to have formally killed the modern Republican party.

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


seriously though gently caress ted cruz forever

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"Ted Cruz's demise is unremarkable." -Nicole Wallace

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
When you think of it, the Republican primary was kind of a royal rumble. Of course Donald Trump was going to win.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Early on I was somewhat pulling for a Trump loss so this could drag on further, but really the meltdowns are pretty much as perfect as we could hope.

Reality Show Star, WWE Hall of Famer (future), and Sleazy Pageant Guy Donald Trump is the man who can claim to have formally killed the modern Republican party.

he made the wwe hall in 2013

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/donald-trump

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
gently caress YOU, Ted Cruz!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
DROP DEAD TED

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Why did people ever vote for Ted Cruz

Like he is literally slime in human form, policies aside

his policies are even more slime

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
I hope Cruz comes to the podium and then Trump walks out on his stage 30 seconds later, pre-empting him.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Ted is a waste!

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Also how did Ted Cruz win Iowa, I sincerely don't think he'd win Iowa today.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Cruz entering to monotone chanting and the braying of livestock.

Or maybe they just realized the music was bad and shut it off.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

I hope Cruz comes to the podium and then Trump walks out on his stage 30 seconds later, pre-empting him.

This would own.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Also how did Ted Cruz win Iowa, I sincerely don't think he'd win Iowa today.

Iowa caucuses have an average age of like 70 and they're mostly evangelicals, I bet Ted would win even today. They're not very predictive of the rest of the country.

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Here comes Carly!

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

shut up carly

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Cruz brought out his parents

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

HERE TED GOOOOOOOOOOOES

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler
Carly Fiorina, representing the shortest VP campaign in a century.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Jesus H Christ why am I subjecting myself to her.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS
https://twitter.com/IvoryDove/status/727653045513822208

4 - ???
5 - PROFIT

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I created a Twitter feed of close to 90 Twitter users who are pro Cruz and #NeverTrump

List includes all usual people (Shapiro, Deace & Malkin) as well as your average Cruz voters

https://twitter.com/SaltMines2016/lists/saltmines2016

Thanks for this by the way, it has provided me great joy throughout the day

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Cruz brought out his parents

Won't be the first time his father has stood next to a killer.

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Haha it's wonderful watching the people behind Carly trying not to cry.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
Cruz is announce he's dropping out, but it'll be a two-hour speech.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Joementum posted:

Won't be the first time his father has stood next to a killer.

:eyepop:

Yudo
May 15, 2003

The republican establishment freakout is everything I hoped it would be.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Realize your god-given gifts! Somehow!

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Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
When did god float down and give us rights?

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