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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
My predictive power is... questionable... but my guess is Cruz announces he'll stop actively campaigning but won't drop out.

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

He gon' drop out!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Ooze man has substance

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

It's really happening. Donald Trump will be in a national Presidential debate with Hillary Clinton.

lol

I'd say there's a non-zero chance that Trump refuses to attend a debate. It's not going to help him.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/727655268084002817

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Cruz is announce he's dropping out, but it'll be a two-hour speech.

carly to filibuster his concession speech by reading "oh the places you'll go"

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012
Yea this really feels like a funeral tonight.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
lmao at cheering simply for the announcement that you haven't given the gently caress up since you're getting fuckin rekt.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Also how did Ted Cruz win Iowa, I sincerely don't think he'd win Iowa today.

He spent six months cutting deals and courting all the religious loonies in the state and building up a little block while playing nice with Trump and defending him while he attacked others. It won him Iowa, never bled over anywhere else, and ultimately made him look like a two faced liar when he started attacking Trump and said "I HAD to be nice to him before or else I would have lost."

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



good, gently caress him

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

He did it. He stumped them all.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I can tell just by Carly's body language that Cruz is dropping out.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Yudo posted:

The republican establishment freakout is everything I hoped it would be.

yes, yes it is

Also the fact only the Democrat convention will be contested is hilarious to me, even though a contested democratic convention isn't really that exciting

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


lol no way

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
"as we fight on" he ain't dropping out

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
I really hope Cruz doesn't drop out. Watching him get his rear end kicked constantly has been a nice palliative for him representing me in the senate.

Edit: drat. But still at least there's literally no chance for him becoming prez this time around.

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

Grey Fox posted:

Ooze man has substance

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Hahahahha the crowd doesn't realize he's dropping out

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



All y'all fuckers just encouraged him. It took true Hoosier Hospitality to break the man.

YOU'RE WELCOME

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I worry that the odds of Cruz's kids suffering child abuse increases as his hopes vanish.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

oh my god

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Satan has been defeated by a WWE Hall of Famer.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Lol Cruz only said like a dozen words before I wanted him to shut the gently caress up.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

there's no way

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Slate Action posted:

He did it. He stumped them all.

"Uhm, excuse me." ~ John Kasich

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

ny times just said

HE GONE

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Didn't Kasich only raise like 2 million dollars last month?

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


gently caress You And Diebold posted:

"as we fight on" he ain't dropping out

yeah it's a generic "we'll always fight, boys!" not a "we're gonna be fighting next week"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Equal rights for everybody?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
OUT, OUT, OUT!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/727656258292076545


lol

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



A Montgomery jail eh

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:prepop:

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

"We believe in equal rights for everybody"

says the man who dedicated the past month to yelling about transpeople peeing in the wrong bathroom

Yudo
May 15, 2003

And the slime man melts away.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/727656248947052544

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:prepop:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Equal rights for everybody?

Everyone has the equal right to grow up as the gender/sex that was assigned to them at birth by a piece of governmental paper, citizen.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

End your life too Ted.

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