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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

Donald Trump leg dropped the whole GOP roster

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/benhowe/status/727662263428104192

Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool
So when do we get the Kasich v Trump debate?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/bloodless_coup/status/727660900526792705

Cygna
Mar 6, 2009

The ghost of a god is no man.
No piss golems allowed on the shining city on the hill!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Thoughts and prayers for Ted Cruz~

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Yudo posted:

You're pulling our leg here, right?
No, I am absolutely and completely serious. (Although appalled.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_warrior

"Sarah Palin, the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party in the 2008 U.S. presidential elections, regularly acknowledges the support of prayer warriors in her speeches and interviews, and has spoken of them as offering a "prayer shield." As a candidate, she thanked prayer warriors for their support and spoke of divine intervention in the election as a result."

I lived in the buckle of the Bible Belt and heard it a lot.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The old cspan link keeps crashing and I want to see the whole glorious thing. Where is it? I need it. :getin:

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

So how long until Ted bends the knee and starts groveling for some sort of cabinet position from Trump

haha who am I kidding, he's probably already trying to reach out to him (and I hope Trump says gently caress OFF LYIN' TED!)

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
I am very pleased that Fiorina had the opportunity to lose twice this primary.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

my bony fealty posted:

So how long until Ted bends the knee and starts groveling for some sort of cabinet position from Trump

haha who am I kidding, he's probably already trying to reach out to him (and I hope Trump says gently caress OFF LYIN' TED!)

He's never going to

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

A Neurotic Jew posted:

I am very pleased that Fiorina had the opportunity to lose twice this primary.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Joementum posted:

Trump is losing some votes tonight.




not that yall care but im more than 2 months behind on my dvr'd jeapardy so this will be a pretty funny blast from the past for me in a month or two

speaking of blast from the past thank god carson led a county for a little while so the guardian could get their quote in

Sebadoh Gigante posted:

Look who's back!



and i think someone was asking how kasich was fourth in a field of two - in terms of delegates won he still hasn't eclipsed rubio and obviously cruz has more than him

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
yesss yesss this is it. the day reince priebus finally had to give up.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jonswaine/status/727661010341990400

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727663752967917569

It's so over

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

:rip:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


spelling is for liberals

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


he's so loving drunk

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Arsenic Lupin posted:

No, I am absolutely and completely serious. (Although appalled.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_warrior

"Sarah Palin, the Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party in the 2008 U.S. presidential elections, regularly acknowledges the support of prayer warriors in her speeches and interviews, and has spoken of them as offering a "prayer shield." As a candidate, she thanked prayer warriors for their support and spoke of divine intervention in the election as a result."

I lived in the buckle of the Bible Belt and heard it a lot.

Holy poo poo. Thanks for enlightening me.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol at all the replies on that tweet from republicans saying they're voting for clinton

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

oystertoadfish posted:

he's so loving drunk

Hey don't say he's pouring Absolut into his eye sockets! Where would you get that idea?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

oystertoadfish posted:

he's so loving drunk

Reince Preibus just bent the knee

Holllyyy poo poo.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

already deleted

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Schnorkles posted:

Reince Preibus just bent the knee

Holllyyy poo poo.

Soon shall we all to the golden prince.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
WTF did he say?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Soothing Vapors posted:

already deleted

Hahaha, drunk tweeting and immediately regretting it

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

triple sulk posted:

lol at all the replies on that tweet from republicans saying they're voting for clinton

just like the bernie bros voting for trump

the biggest change in party meaning since the civil rights act

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727665447684820992

reposted for bad spelling

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
He made a typo and reposted

https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727665447684820992

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Soothing Vapors posted:

already deleted

He just fixed the spelling

https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727665447684820992

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



gently caress yes

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Cruz is probably gonna be swimming in trim for like the next month or so. Just 24/7 fuckfest all kinks in.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
did Jeb Bush endorse Trump yet

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


trump speech soon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Also how did Ted Cruz win Iowa, I sincerely don't think he'd win Iowa today.

A combination of nobody in Iowa really knowing anything about him and blatantly cheating.

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Coatlicue
Sep 14, 2012

it doesn't matter
how fast or how far,
you're still runnin' like a fool

I feel like the #Never prefix has a pretty terrible success rate.

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