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Star Man posted:Trump is Opposite Day in the flesh. He could call Hillary Clinton a gaping oval office and a cum dumpster in a presidential debate and his polling would shoot up to 101%. Well you're completely and utterly wrong.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Well you're completely and utterly wrong. I'd like to think I am too  Sometimes a man's just gotta Arzy every once in a while.
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USPOL May will be remembered as the month when the thread transitioned from intervals of cancerous Bernie vs. Hillary chat and moved on into alternating periods of smug over-confidence followed by complete panic and hysteria. Welcome to general election season 
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May 4, 2016 04:17
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Sure leave it to a Star Man to say we need futuristic space guns. Trump's win sealed Bill's glorious return to the white house as FLOTUS: First Lad.
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May 4, 2016 04:20
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DemeaninDemon posted:Sure leave it to a Star Man to say we need futuristic space guns. Happy to help!
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May 4, 2016 04:21
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UV_Catastrophe posted:USPOL May will be remembered as the month when the thread transitioned from intervals of cancerous Bernie vs. Hillary chat and moved on into alternating periods of smug over-confidence followed by complete panic and hysteria. Please. Both cycles have been dependable and regular since January at the very latest.
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May 4, 2016 04:22
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The only sad thing here is that conservatives won't realize that this is the natural result of their tactics over the past few decades.
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May 4, 2016 04:24
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Star Man posted:All I'm saying is that we need anti-matter weapons to defeat Trump. It's the only way to be sure.
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May 4, 2016 04:25
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Um, guys? I've been quietly/masochistically hoping for a four-candidate race for a while now and I think Cruz spoiled it, barring Rance pulling a stunt at the convention. I just imagine the absolute shitshow that election night would be (probably from people literally making GBS threads their pants as each result came down). Edit: Actually, I didn't realize the electoral college was an absolute majority and not a simple one I remind my fantasy.
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May 4, 2016 04:26
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Doctor Butts posted:The only sad thing here is that conservatives won't realize that this is the natural result of their tactics over the past few decades. Conservatism cannot fail it can only be failed. Trump is just next in line for failure.
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May 4, 2016 04:30
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My main disappointment is that the lack of a brokered convention means that there's a chance the GOP Convention won't be a complete disaster. What will they do this year to one-up the chair?
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Taerkar posted:My main disappointment is that the lack of a brokered convention means that there's a chance the GOP Convention won't be a complete disaster. Have an argument with a scarecrow.
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May 4, 2016 04:32
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DemeaninDemon posted:Sure leave it to a Star Man to say we need futuristic space guns. Pretty silly considering his ultimate demise came from a... Mega Buster.
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May 4, 2016 04:32
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Taerkar posted:My main disappointment is that the lack of a brokered convention means that there's a chance the GOP Convention won't be a complete disaster. Let an orange reality television star yell incoherently.
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May 4, 2016 04:33
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Taerkar posted:My main disappointment is that the lack of a brokered convention means that there's a chance the GOP Convention won't be a complete disaster.
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May 4, 2016 04:33
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Star Man posted:Trump is Opposite Day in the flesh. He could call Hillary Clinton a gaping oval office and a cum dumpster in a presidential debate and his polling would shoot up to 101%. It kind of already has dude, Trump has ridiculous unfavorability ratings with women.
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CommieGIR posted:"Right people" I was speaking ironically in light of the story I posted. Not sure why you hate Muslims so much though.
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Popular Thug Drink posted:if they had rejected a wal-mart this thread would be applauding Wal-Mart is usually terrible because it runs existing business into the ground. Not sure what businesses would be effected bringing in an industry that isn't currently in place.
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Periodiko posted:It kind of already has dude, Trump has ridiculous unfavorability ratings with women. No, look, they're going to love him. He's already released 3 press releases to that effect in which he tells women that they're going to love him and that they have to Women LOVE being told what to do by blowhards. Combine that with his outreach to the black community when he was a discriminating slumlord and the fact that PoC and college-educated women making up 51% of the likely electorate and he'll coast into the white house
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May 4, 2016 04:40
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DemeaninDemon posted:Sure leave it to a Star Man to say we need futuristic space guns. First Laddy  No seriously, he's requested this.
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May 4, 2016 04:41
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DemeaninDemon posted:Conservatism cannot fail it can only be failed. Trump is just next in line for failure. November, after the loss, conservatives will line up around the block just to get a chance to see the viewing of the corpse of Trump's presidential campaign so that they can brag to their friends that they called it a RINO. Taerkar posted:My main disappointment is that the lack of a brokered convention means that there's a chance the GOP Convention won't be a complete disaster. Well, the convention itself won't be. But there will be more than enough liberals rioting outside.
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May 4, 2016 04:43
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Armyman25 posted:Wal-Mart is usually terrible because it runs existing business into the ground. Not sure what businesses would be effected bringing in an industry that isn't currently in place. poultry plant jobs dont pay all that well - median is about twelve bucks an hour - and they were touting how farmers can shift into raising poultry which is, uh, not a good business to be in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9wHzt6gBgI
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May 4, 2016 04:44
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Why aren't I laughing anymore? Unless you're a Republican, Trump's nomination should bring you hope and joy because it's a sign of the impending doom of their party. Hillary is going to slay Trump like a loving gorgon and the Republican party with him. She's going to co-opt all the moderate women for a generation.
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May 4, 2016 04:45
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Doctor Butts posted:The only sad thing here is that conservatives won't realize that this is the natural result of their tactics over the past few decades. That's not sad. It means that next time they'll realize what they really needed was a true conservative, not a rabble rousing reality TV star. They need to go... On a Cruz.
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JeffersonClay posted:Unless you're a Republican, Trump's nomination should bring you hope and joy because it's a sign of the impending doom of their party.
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JeffersonClay posted:Unless you're a Republican, Trump's nomination should bring you hope and joy because it's a sign of the impending doom of their party.  You lost already.
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I wonder how many centrist Republicans will rationalize their Hillary vote on the basis that it puts Bill back in the White House?
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JeffersonClay posted:Unless you're a Republican, Trump's nomination should bring you hope and joy because it's a sign of the impending doom of their party. Rick Perry: Four years and smart guy glasses were not enough to undo the worst debate gaffe ever. Scott Walker: Budgeted his campaign as catastrophically as his state. Bobby Jindal: Hahahhaha are you kidding me? Lindsey Graham: Too liberal on things that aren't "kill brown people," gay. George Pataki: Got tired of being confused with Jim Gilmore. Mike Huckabee: Previous Iowa caucus winning fundie nut who hadn't been in office for nine years Rick Santorum: See above. Rand Paul: Couldn't get the much-needed Ron Paul endorsement Chris Christie: Palled around with Barack Obama and won the election for him all because he helped clean up after some storm or something Carly Fiorina: Zero charisma and viciously unpleasant. Has a vagina Jim Gilmore: Decided he'd rather not be President and abandoned his master plan. Jeb Bush: Oh come on you all know this one. Ben Carson: Narcoleptic, also come on, they were never gonna nominate a black guy, get real. Marco Rubio: Dispelled the notion that he knew what he was doing at the worst possible moment. Ted Cruz: Zero charisma and viciously unpleasant It was always gonna be Trump in the nomination. We just weren't pure enough souls to believe the signs. And now he shall be obliterated, along with GOP control of the Senate and Supreme Court. SpiderHyphenMan fucked around with this message at 05:09 on May 4, 2016 |
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A Winner is Jew posted:First Laddy My mistake I thought he said lad. Wanna hit up the sweet State parties he throws though.
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Hodgepodge posted:I wonder how many centrist Republicans will rationalize their Hillary vote on the basis that it puts Bill back in the White House? https://twitter.com/kasie/status/727675626157641729
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Svanja posted:Dammit, I really wanted a nasty GOP convention. Don't worry, with Trump as the guaranteed GOP nominee, we'll still have a nasty convention. The chaos will just happen outside of the convention center instead of inside it.
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Of all the candidates, he was truly the most... human. http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
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You guys freaking out about this are crazy. Hillary is gonna moonwalk into the oval office and we get a six month media circus in the meantime
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Hodgepodge posted:I wonder how many centrist Republicans will rationalize their Hillary vote on the basis that it puts Bill back in the White House? not nearly as many as will vote for her in order to get a second census year blowout. seriously, if they get a candidate with a quarter ounce of charisma they are going to be set in 2020
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stinkles1112 posted:You guys freaking out about this are crazy. Hillary is gonna moonwalk into the oval office and we get a six month media circus in the meantime But what about Congress!!? , is a thing that passed through Hillary's mind at some point about a few decades ago
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TeenageArchipelago posted:not nearly as many as will vote for her in order to get a second census year blowout. seriously, if they get a candidate with a quarter ounce of charisma they are going to be set in 2020 A definite lock on the SCOTUS for a generation is worth a possibly not great matchup in 2020, especially if gerrymandering is brought before it in the leadup to the 2020 census. It's not like Trump clinching the nom is going to heal the party. Right now they're just hoping that the biggest remaining block is big enough to compete
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Combed Thunderclap posted:But what about Congress!!? The mere printing of -R next to Trump has to be worth a senator or four.
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