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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
The stone tablets foresee Shorten as PM

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Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS
"Have you tried not being poor?"

- Constructive advice from Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
as mentioned before

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
I thought Hockey's thing was that his advice to the unemployed was "get a job".

Could easily have been both.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
That was obviously a short and jocular conversation

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Taken out of context

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Paul Kaaaaaarp.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Bulk billing GPs are not doctors who make heaps of money and drive around in sports cars. That's surgeons and specialists.

Failing to index bulk billing rates forces bulk billing practices to become charging practices, it's removal of bulk billing by stealth. The exact same thing that Howard did to the university sector by not indexing their funding.

Redcordial
Nov 7, 2009

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

lol the country is fed up with your safe spaces and trigger warnings you useless special snowflakes, send the sjws to mexico
ScoMo's address at the National Press Club is absolutely woeful. He is constantly cherry picking statistics to support the poo poo policies in the budget, and pretty much is just sounding like a mix between Smokin' Joe and Tony.

I don't understand why reporters don't just tell him to shut the gently caress up, but then again I do because good luck getting another job am I right.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

QUACKTASTIC posted:

But think of the short-term savings!

neoliberalism.txt

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
Possible changes to HECS from the budget:

- lower minimum repayment threshold
- increase repayment rate
- increase interest rate
- base repayment rate on household income

https://docs.education.gov.au/documents/driving-innovation-fairness-and-excellence-australian-education

Pages 22 & 23

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

We were jealous of your bushfires in Australia so we got some of our own.

Cultural Imperial posted:



loving lol

up next, roving gangs of cannibals

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/727633893629693952

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting


God I hope Labor win the next Federal election just to see how stumped the News Corpse editors and journos will be, just like in the previous Victorian State Election. The Herald Sun still hasn't recovered from that election.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Redcordial posted:

I don't understand why reporters don't just tell him to shut the gently caress up, but then again I do because good luck getting another job am I right.

He's giving them a tax cut, of course they're saying nothing.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
https://twitter.com/braddybb/status/727636373637734400

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
All you really need to know about bill shorten is that when the Beaconsfield mine collapse happened he was thousands of miles away, but as soon as it became apparent the whole thing would be a media circus, bill dropped everything to put himself in front of the cameras. He is an unprincipled amoral opportunist of the first order and I'm glad he will never be prime minister of Australia.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Negligent posted:

All you really need to know about bill shorten is that when the Beaconsfield mine collapse happened he was thousands of miles away, but as soon as it became apparent the whole thing would be a media circus, bill dropped everything to put himself in front of the cameras. He is an unprincipled amoral opportunist of the first order and I'm glad he will never be prime minister of Australia.

Thanks

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
thank mr cambod

million dollar mack
Aug 20, 2006
Larson ain't getting this cow.

Negligent posted:

All you really need to know about bill shorten is that when the Beaconsfield mine collapse happened he was thousands of miles away, but as soon as it became apparent the whole thing would be a media circus, bill dropped everything to put himself in front of the cameras. He is an unprincipled amoral opportunist of the first order and I'm glad he will never be prime minister of Australia.

Shorten is nobody's first choice - he just happens to be higher on the list than anyone else actually sitting for Labor.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
3D hologram covers?

I feel my thread gimmick was well chosen.

MonoAus
Nov 5, 2012
Unbelievably nobody is jumping to the defence of Electric Bill.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I want a Daily Telegraph ScoMo tazo so bad now.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Pass a Wayne Swan budget and your a communist

Pass a ScoMo budget and your Superman

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

NPR Journalizard
Feb 14, 2008

AAAAnnndd gently caress off Bronwyn Bishop

And Bill Heffernan.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
#lnpspill #pray4springborg

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Alanna McTiernan rather honestly gave the reason for her retirement: unable to influence policy, like an extra in a blockbuster. That's more telling than Bishop's bullshit.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
She was a cabinet minister in WA so it's a big fish/small pond thing

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Jumpingmanjim posted:

#lnpspill #pray4springborg

Happening?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



NSWNSW police to get ‘extreme’ powers over suspected ‘serious crime-related activity’

http://gu.com/p/4tpvm

quote:

New South Wales police are on the verge of securing “extreme” new powers including to impose curfews on citizens, restrict who they spend time with or limit their communications, if they suspect involvement in “serious crime-related activity”.

The new “serious crime prevention orders” (SCPO) are similar to the control orders used on suspected terrorists, but broadened to a range of other offences including theft, tax evasion, money laundering or homicide.


Those acquitted of serious offences can still be issued a SCPO, as will people deemed to have engaged in conduct “likely to facilitate” a serious crime, defined as one punishable by at least five years’ prison.

The orders allow police to limit a person’s movement, associations, employment and internet access for an unlimited amount of time.

bill introducing SCPOs was being debated in the NSW parliament on Wednesday and is expected to pass before the end of the week.

Another bill, allowing police to stop a person from attending a public event if their presence is deemed “a serious risk to public safety”, is also being considered.

The Labor opposition is trying to amend the SCPO bill so an order can only be granted by the supreme court, with full rights of appeal. It is also seeking to prevent those acquitted of a serious offences from being subject to SCPOs based on substantially the same crime.

In a scathing April submission the NSW Bar Association criticised the government’s limited consultation with legal groups and its attempt to rush the bill through parliament.

“No evidence has been cited as to the ineffectiveness of the administration of criminal justice by a process of trial for ‘reducing serious and organised crime’ in New South Wales,” the submission said.

“The bill effectively sets up a rival to the criminal trial system and interferes unacceptably in the fundamental human rights and freedoms of citizens of NSW.

“The potential for interference in the liberties of citizens of New South Wales and their day to day lives is extreme,” it said.

Troy Grant police minister, has said the measures would provide police with a more effective way to reducing serious and organised crime by targeting business dealings and restricting suspects’ behaviour.

The NSW Council for Civil Liberties on Wednesday said the orders were “extraordinary, unwarranted and dangerous”.

Also under consideration this week are new continuing detention orders, permitting police to monitor convicted murderers in prison or monitor them closely after their release. Such orders already exist in the case of convicted rapists deemed to pose a high risk of reoffending.

The state attorney general, Gabrielle Upton, said the new orders would “encourage prisoners to rehabilitate as part of their sentence”.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Anidav posted:

Happening?

Friday morning.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

Federal prosecutors in Brazil have filed a 155 billion real ($58.2 billion) civil lawsuit against iron miner Samarco, and its owners Vale SA and BHP Billiton, for a collapsed tailings dam that killed 19 people and polluted a major river.

:eyepop:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Tim Nicholls is a laughable alternative

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

What a set of choices

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I can't believe the penis in wine plonker is no longer available :(

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Oh yeah, I don't think anybody posted about NSW Greens MP John Kaye dying of cancer recently. Sucks big time but when Mike Baird asked if he could do anything for him he told him to stop gutting TAFE.

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

I wouldn't be surprised if Scott Emerson puts his hand up come Friday morning and Bradburys his way to leadership.

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