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Blackfyre posted:He does also say how dull it is to report on crime stuff in Gotham. I mean Batfleck is meant to have been doing that for a couple of decades, clearly people don't care anymore but its all new to Clark! .... but then those muckrakers over at the Gotham Free Press ran with it on their front page anyway  You missed the scoop, Clark! You dunderhead!
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May 4, 2016 19:21
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Gotham criminals have to kill inmates that were caught by batman, lest they too turn into batman at the next full moon
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May 4, 2016 19:24
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We need a cut to the Gotham Free Press of Vicki Vale just wanting to write about this inspiring alien over and Metropolis and her editor is like, "No, Vale! No one cares about this living space god on our world! I want more stories about how horrible this world is! Now, where's my story about the coach who was killed by the mob because the Gotham Central High lost the big game!?"
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May 4, 2016 19:27
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In a world with a superman why would you dress up like a bat and punch people? Seems like you'd lose your motivation
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May 4, 2016 19:34
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Did anyone ever figure out why being branded with a bat symbol was apparently a mark of death in prison? Like, wasn't everyone in there put there by batman? Did 99% of the criminals forget who caught them or did they all read the script too?
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May 4, 2016 20:04
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:.... but then those muckrakers over at the Gotham Free Press ran with it on their front page anyway funding cuts to water board again!?
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May 4, 2016 20:19
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apparently if you crack a joke about marvel writing dumb bullshit in their comics to appeal to tumblr everyone will go HURR YOU'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN AND MINORITIES this just happened to a guy in psp
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May 4, 2016 20:19
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I think it helps that most of the tumblr appeal moves that Marvel has made seem to be paying off reasonably well. Miss Marvel, for one, has been a ton of a fun in nearly every series she's popped in for. That doesn't change the fact that Marvel woke up one day and decided 4-5 superheros needed new identities, but hey at least it's not all terrible. Most are defensive about it due to an abundance of people who bitch about the changes for reasons other than trolling.
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May 4, 2016 21:28
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pretty sure only 3 people even buy comics anymore
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May 4, 2016 21:30
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a retard posted:apparently if you crack a joke about marvel writing dumb bullshit in their comics to appeal to tumblr everyone will go HURR YOU'RE AFRAID OF WOMEN AND MINORITIES sorry about your post
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May 4, 2016 21:43
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Madcosby posted:I just s that he gives up his vigilantie thing. I laughed hard at this
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May 4, 2016 21:59
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So did they shave ALL of lex so he couldn't make a rope of his hair or whatever?
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May 4, 2016 22:06
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naem posted:In a world with a superman why would you dress up like a bat and punch people? Seems like you'd lose your motivation On the other hand when your mom and dad raised you on a steady diet of gently caress This Gay Earth and You Shouldn't Save Busloads of Kids Who Are About To Die, I don't really see why Superman does anything either 
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May 4, 2016 22:35
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Is Rani Aresh even a movie critic? Are production companies just putting random people's tweets on their movie posters now?
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May 4, 2016 23:58
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One thing that keep bothering me is how Batman branding a dude with the bat logo will get him killed in prison [cue Synder prison rape joke here] Seriously, who does that for a loving vigilante? Either you are loving Stringer "String" Bell or loving Mama from Dredd, nobody would kill anybody for you for free.many johnnys posted:I'm the print newspaper that considers the college football a bigger deal than a masked vigilante running amok, beating people up and torturing them and burning poo poo into their skin. Well Metropolis is in Texas. People take their high school football seriously. whatever7 fucked around with this message at 00:18 on May 5, 2016 |
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May 5, 2016 00:09
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Madcosby posted:Is Rani Aresh even a movie critic? Are production companies just putting random people's tweets on their movie posters now? yep. it's in tv ads as well. basically if you see tweets being used to hype a movie up odds are the movie is total poo poo it's the modern equivalent of showing positive critic reviews but the critics are from some lovely local tv station in montana
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May 5, 2016 00:10
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a retard posted:yep. it's in tv ads as well. basically if you see tweets being used to hype a movie up odds are the movie is total poo poo That or the reviews are butchered quotes with a bunch of ellipses. "Batman v Superman is [...] not [...] terrible [...] !"
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May 5, 2016 00:26
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The guy Bats branded had the swarthy wimmins in lockup so I suppose we are to assume he is a human trafficker, likely for the sex industry. A lot of dudes in prison don't cotton to sex criminals, so if that's what the brand means in general, it would probably be generally effective in a corrupt city like Gotham.
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May 5, 2016 00:34
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Say Nothing posted:Needs more classic Batman. One of the most amazing things I've learned recently is that Batman TV show loving ruled. It's been non-stop poo poo talked from the 90s on by comic nerds, but holy poo poo it was fuckin' awesome
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May 5, 2016 00:34
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Anyone who didn't like Adam West Batman is a piece of poo poo.
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May 5, 2016 01:55
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Grondoth posted:One of the most amazing things I've learned recently is that Batman TV show loving ruled. It's been non-stop poo poo talked from the 90s on by comic nerds, but holy poo poo it was fuckin' awesome read the batman '66 comic, it's just as good and one of the only decent things dc's putting out nowadays
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May 5, 2016 02:09
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Grondoth posted:One of the most amazing things I've learned recently is that Batman TV show loving ruled. It's been non-stop poo poo talked from the 90s on by comic nerds, but holy poo poo it was fuckin' awesome Cesar Romero was a really good Joker.
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May 5, 2016 02:15
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Meeting Adam West was truly a joy in my life. He was just so goddamn happy to be in our lovely little city, in our lovely little comic con. He would leap up and shake everyone's hand and had a great time. Unlike that rear end in a top hat William Shatner. Don't care if we're bonded by the same birth country, you're an rear end in a top hat. What I am saying is Adam West for Batman and William Shatner as rear end in a top hat Superman in the new Justice League Movie Part One: Dawn v Justice.
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May 5, 2016 04:37
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If they're gonna do all this multiverse poo poo they should bring back Adam West with a crossover with Ben Affleck or whoever else. Or gently caress it, Michael Keaton. He'd probably be down.
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May 5, 2016 07:20
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:If they're gonna do all this multiverse poo poo they should bring back Adam West with a crossover with Ben Affleck or whoever else. Or gently caress it, Michael Keaton. He'd probably be down. bring back west with this 
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May 5, 2016 07:27
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:bring back west with this Anyone who's read Burt Ward's book Boy Wonder: My Life in Tights already knows that Adam West was all about the batpoon
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May 5, 2016 07:46
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RIP Yvonne Craig.
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May 5, 2016 07:58
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Madcosby posted:Is Rani Aresh even a movie critic? Are production companies just putting random people's tweets on their movie posters now? They are indeed putting random twitter users that may or may not be real. I looked up a random one and the person was posting about civil war and had a captain america avatar and stuff like that. It's been like nonstop posting about civil war on that person's page. That's a really bad marketing plan. Quote random twitter users that when you go to them they either don't exist or are pimping your competitor's movie.
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May 5, 2016 08:08
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"Definitely a good movie-- for me..." -@triumptheinsultcomicdog
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May 5, 2016 08:12
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Otisburg posted:"Definitely a good movie-- for me..." lol Grondoth posted:One of the most amazing things I've learned recently is that Batman TV show loving ruled. It's been non-stop poo poo talked from the 90s on by comic nerds, but holy poo poo it was fuckin' awesome I got the bluray box set about 2 weeks ago and coming home to watch a double episode is pretty much the most chill way to unwind that's not illegal in dumb states. West's deadpan and all the villains, especially Gorshin's Riddler and Romero's Joker, having a blast chewing the scenery is incredible. I love it so much.
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May 5, 2016 13:26
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West Batman was also in some ways the last Detective-y Batman outside of the comics. Like it was campy as hell and he still used the Bat Computer (god that prop owned), but he'd be handed a riddle or something by Commissioner Gordon and actually deduce something about what was going to happen or where to go in a way that made straight-forward narrative sense. It was cool and I miss my childhood. I am dark inside.
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May 5, 2016 14:10
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:but he'd be handed a riddle or something by Commissioner Gordon and actually deduce something about what was going to happen or where to go in a way that made straight-forward narrative sense. Batman: [reads the first riddle] What has yellow skin and writes? Robin: A ball-point banana! Batman: [reads the second riddle] What people are always in a hurry? Robin: Rushing people... Russians! Batman: So this means... Robin: Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana and break their neck! Batman: Precisely, Robin!
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May 5, 2016 14:13
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many johnnys posted:Batman: [reads the first riddle] What has yellow skin and writes? See now the problem is no-one knows if you just quoted the script verbatim or if you made up a funny thing.
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May 5, 2016 14:14
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What's brown and sticky? Poo
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May 5, 2016 14:14
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Jerry Cotton posted:See now the problem is no-one knows if you just quoted the script verbatim or if you made up a funny thing. the movie owned Batman: Look at this pair of joking riddles. Chief O'Hara: [reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? Robin: He gobbles up! Chief O'Hara: Of course. Batman: And, number two... Commissioner Gordon: [reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous? Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun! Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.
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May 5, 2016 14:18
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the show is good too yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXKYQvP0zQ0
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May 5, 2016 14:19
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lol googling clips brings up "the riddler sues batman" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSF6vuqIA8E
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May 5, 2016 14:22
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West Batman Best Batman
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Fun Fact about the Batman TV show: Burt Ward and Adam West would often have cast orgies with all the extras and stuff. Basically, Burt was a total pimp and constantly had crazy sex parties. Adam West denies banging like all the female cast but doesn't deny basically just telling women on the street "I'm Batman" and banging them in his hotel room It's all in the Adam West autobiography, which is just like an extended letter to penthouse Madcosby fucked around with this message at 15:44 on May 5, 2016 |
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