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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Jerry Cotton posted:

And how would you know his secret origins, hmm :crossarms:

we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jonny 290 posted:

we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold

:vince:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I did some looking and I think it may have been a bottle unscrambler.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Jonny 290 posted:

we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold

:drat:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Hey my workplace is renovating lets see whats cookin in the kitchen



simple
Apr 11, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

Really scraping the bottom of the barrel for superhero origin stories

What you can't see is that the barrel was empty, making the whole set-up even more sketchy. The funny thing was he was fixing something on the emergency shower when I walked in.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

simple posted:

I think this goes here.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG4YjI1RGsQ

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Jonny 290 posted:

we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold

:golfclap:

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

simple posted:

I think this goes here.



"Solid laboratory waste". That's not just 'acid', that's where they put all the toxic poo poo-contaminated broken glassware. Would you like to fall into a barrel full of sharp pieces of deadliness?

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Tactical Security car lurking in the shadows, looking out for the bad guys.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Humphreys posted:

The king of OSHA violations is at it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxxPyaAT1k

Wearing a necktie around two props!? This guy's a MANIAC!

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Crosspost from the China thread:



Just ... how?

e: VVVVV

Dammit. That's boring. Still pretty dumb thing to do though.

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 16:34 on May 5, 2016

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Private Speech posted:

Crosspost from the China thread:



Just ... how?

It's called a jumpcut.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Little-known fact: Chinese men have iron cheeks.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Private Speech posted:

Just ... how?

Pissweak firecracker that makes a loud bang and stings a bit but doesn't do any damage. There's a bunch of youtube videos of people doing the FIRECRACKER CHALLENGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymfta_ngvl8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt6kqX1yGb8

And then there's this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2L3U9c2d50

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Lurking Haro posted:

It's called a jumpcut.

Yeah, it's a jumpcut, but a subtle one: http://ezgif.com/split/9bc5787d72.gif

They cut after he's closed his mouth around the thing, you can assume he spat it out in the interim.

visible here closes mouth cut here

The modern age of recording in potato quality does a lot to hide that.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

And then there's this guy:

How to make a stupid stunt look as NSFW as possible, while just being really stupid.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Mithaldu posted:

Yeah, it's a jumpcut, but a subtle one: http://ezgif.com/split/9bc5787d72.gif

They cut after he's closed his mouth around the thing, you can assume he spat it out in the interim.

visible here closes mouth cut here

The modern age of recording in potato quality does a lot to hide that.


How to make a stupid stunt look as NSFW as possible, while just being really stupid.

There's actually two jumpcuts. You caught the second cut.
He never swallowed the lit cracker.

Light cracker -> cut out -> spit out cracker -> replace with unlit one -> cut in -> swallow cracker -> cut out -> spit out cracker and draw on a cigarette -> cut in -> act badly and exhale smoke.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

Buck Turgidson posted:

Wearing a necktie around two props!? This guy's a MANIAC!

It's clearly tucked away. OSHA approved.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Lurking Haro posted:

There's actually two jumpcuts. You caught the second cut.
He never swallowed the lit cracker.

Light cracker -> cut out -> spit out cracker -> replace with unlit one -> cut in -> swallow cracker -> cut out -> spit out cracker and draw on a cigarette -> cut in -> act badly and exhale smoke.

Amazing, so much effort.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Mithaldu posted:

Amazing, so much effort.

This will revolutionize special effects!

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006


Don't they know you aren't supposed to stand on the top of the ladder?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

H110Hawk posted:



Don't they know you aren't supposed to stand on the top of the ladder?

Those shorts make me think they're about to eat the eggs.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

My boss was doing that today, he was being so loving dangerous. I didnt say anything cause he wouldnt have wanted to hear it. Oh well, at least it ain't me

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MG3 posted:

My boss was doing that today, he was being so loving dangerous. I didnt say anything cause he wouldnt have wanted to hear it. Oh well, at least it ain't me

If you work for a big company, always write up a safety violation report on your superior so that they have to officially respond to it themselves :mmmhmm:

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Jerry Cotton posted:

If you work for a big company, always write up a safety violation report on your superior so that they have to officially respond to it themselves :mmmhmm:

lol i dont, he's the owner of the shop. I am willing to do a lot of poo poo, but some stuff I just refuse to do how he wants me to do and then he does it himself. And I just watch and try to make sure he doesn't die.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

I work behind a hardware store that does a lot of glass work. They have this wooden bucket they made for when they cut glass. It sits under their glass cutting device and catches the extra shards that they cut off large pieces they are putting in windows or doors. The way they empty this bucket is they take it outside and put it on a pallet. Once it is on the pallet a person gets on the pallet to hold the bucket.

There is a dumpster about 20 feet from where they prepared the pallet, and rather than hauling the bucket over to the dumpster what the hardware store does is they put it all on a pallet, with a person to hold it steady, and lift it with a forklift. They carry the bucket of glass on a pallet on a forklift, with a human on it, for upwards of 20 feet, over a gravel parking lot. Once they get to the dumpster they lift the pallet up above the dumpster to where it is level with the top lip and then tip the bucket of glass into the dumpster. If the worker fell they'd fall into the dumpster where they just dumped the glass.

I'll try to take pictures next time they do it, but I know all of the guys and they probably wouldn't like me taking pictures for no reason lol.

MG3 fucked around with this message at 02:02 on May 7, 2016

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

H110Hawk posted:



Don't they know you aren't supposed to stand on the top of the ladder?

Oh god my back hurts just looking at that.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

MG3 posted:

I'll try to take pictures next time they do it, but I know all of the guys and they probably wouldn't like me taking pictures for no reason lol.

MG3
Mar 29, 2016


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I would love to be in the court when that is presented as an exhibit.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

Where are their safety glasses?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

a masterpiece

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Microsoft Multiple Sclerosis Paint

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



H110Hawk posted:

Where are their safety glasses?

Back in the shop, they're disposing of the unsafety glasses.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/ooL4h65.gifv

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

physics

:iiam:

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

jetz0r posted:

Back in the shop, they're disposing of the unsafety glasses.

My mistake.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
A non-goon friend of mine just pointed out that that ladder can actually be folded out to be a long single ladder that reaches fine to that height.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

loving centripetal force, how does it work

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