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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Windows 98 posted:

Hahahahaha if you think my body is capable of shame

Prison sex does that to a man, I've heard...

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Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

This could be made about a few dozen times better with 10 minutes and a couple of trash bags. There are some that you know is just a searched picture, but this one I want to believe.

Also I feel like for some reason that with all of the stuff on the floor, the dresser is almost completely empty.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

The champagne of beers

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Honestly my old roommate was worse, also I'm the bottle of king cobra on the floor.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Of course its a mac.

yes, its strange that winning is the same as losing in this case.

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

skeletonotherkin fucked around with this message at 05:24 on May 5, 2016

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

whats that wedge pillow for

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
night farts

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

whats that wedge pillow for

Varicose veins. I'm only 31 sob.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I didn't have a picture of my office, where i spend 15 hours of my day so I looked at my site and realised I've had a few places where I do my work.

2010ish when I rented an upper floor in a shop


2011ish in an extra room


2012 in my basement


2013 in an upper room


2015 in a new office and the shop I do my work in (it looks better now)

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Good now put everything on the floor

unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 06:33 on May 5, 2016

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
That's a real hovel. filth

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Mange Mite posted:

I live in a giant jar down at the outdoor mall

lookit mr fancy pant here

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

sebmojo posted:

lookit mr fancy pant here

I lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. I used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When I got home, Dad would thrash me to sleep with his belt!

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



This is where I spend most of my time.



Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

TheMostFrench posted:

This is where I spend most of my time.





i had to do a double take to make sure that wasnt a violin on the chair

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Why do so many of these habitations have music instruments nonchalantly leaned into corners

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

8 track betamax posted:

Why do so many of these habitations have music instruments nonchalantly leaned into corners
it's where you put them

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

thread title delivers

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It's like a homeless person living inside.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Crystalized laziness.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Do they really need a ramp to get airborne?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




the one he pays to have someone who will listen 2 him

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Deep pile floor-to-floor carpet.. the perfect place to set your half-full beer cans next to your 2000 dollar laptop

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



8 track betamax posted:

Deep pile floor-to-floor carpet.. the perfect place to set your half-full beer cans next to your 2000 dollar laptop

some of us r 2 afraid to start the fire ourselves

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha clean this up you maggot

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm the emergency room personnel who will not believe him when he claims he just slipped and fell backwards rectum-first onto that bottle of beer.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
one in a million shot, doc

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

two forty posted:

here is my room as of last night



i probably win something unless that crawlspace guy is here

Of all the things that piss me off about this, I think it's the sloughed-back pillowcase exposing the yellow grease stain on the pillow

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Germstore posted:

one in a million shot, doc

When you have a million bottles lined up...

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

8 track betamax posted:

Of all the things that piss me off about this, I think it's the sloughed-back pillowcase exposing the yellow grease stain on the pillow

Lol ewwww

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i bet u play a fun game where u close ur eyes and take a sip from a can knowing that at least 90% of them got used q-tips in them

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

8 track betamax posted:

Of all the things that are piss, I think it's the yellow stain on the pillow

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
you better clean that up mister, or I'm coming up with a heavy duty trash bag, and who knows what I'll throw away

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Germstore posted:

you better clean that up mister, or I'm coming up with a heavy duty trash bag, and who knows what I'll throw away

His posts lmao!

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Need to find that guy that posts on 4chan's /g/ who lives in a crawl space lined with poptarts boxes.

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
A sad goon Havel ?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I can't stop thinking about that stupid cluttered floor room and how much I want to just stride in there and kick everything over and take the posters filthy grease-soaked face and just smash it right into those smug records leaning agaisnt the wall

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



8 track betamax posted:

I can't stop thinking about that stupid cluttered floor room and how much I want to just stride in there and kick everything over and take the posters filthy grease-soaked face and just smash it right into those smug records leaning agaisnt the wall

Same but more just pour gasoline all over it and set it on fire

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