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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Ocelotte was taken from has parents by the Lothric Illuminati where he was raised to be a rootin' tootin' gay cowboy who makes sweet ricochet shots.

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boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
there is really no worst feeling than actually landing toxic on someone via dung pies and still losing because he has nearly 2k health and toxic is slow as poo poo

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Dung pies need a buff sooo bad

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I got summoned as a blue and had to escort the host through the entirety of Undead Settlement because the red ran off and hid somewhere.

I didn't even get an ear out of it :cripes:

Cyberventurer
Jul 10, 2005
I figured that Ocelotte was just a human baby and that Oceiros went off his rocker later, became a dragon, then thinks he's always been one so his child has to be a dragon too.

I'm probably pulling this bit out of my rear end but there is that lone man-serpent enemy that ambushes you in the room right after. Maybe that was supposed to be Ocelotte?

Xenolalia
Feb 17, 2016



Funky Valentine posted:

Ocelotte was taken from has parents by the Lothric Illuminati where he was raised to be a rootin' tootin' gay cowboy who makes sweet ricochet shots.

Gravelords sans frontieres

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

net cafe scandal posted:

Dung pies need a buff sooo bad

idk about buff but most thrown items aside from daggers feels too slow i think, can only really land something if the player does a long windup animation (stomp, etc)

it really only needs two to three dung pies to land toxic on the average player so i don't think it's in a bad spot

The worst submarine
Apr 26, 2010

Is it true that weapon reinforcement is tied to invading/co-op matching somehow?

Kild
Apr 24, 2010

net cafe scandal posted:

Dung pies need a buff sooo bad

they scale with luck. at 40 you get them with 1 dung typically

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
So, um.

I can no longer equip a shield.

Or any left-hand item, on one specific character.

:psyduck:

(Given that this character is the one on which I was working on All Rings, I'm a bit loving annoyed.)

Edit: well, technically I can equip it, and maybe the Grass Crest bonus would show up, but my left hand is empty.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Kild posted:

they scale with luck. at 40 you get them 1 dung

Luck builds top-tier for PVP funhaving.

Domattee
Mar 5, 2012

The worst submarine posted:

Is it true that weapon reinforcement is tied to invading/co-op matching somehow?

Yes, you can only match to the upgrade level of your highest upgraded weapon +/-2. The range extends to +/-3 for +5 and above. Upgrades with Twinkling or Scales count double.
So if you have Hollowslayer Greatsword +2 it counts as +4 since it upgrades with Scales, and if that is the highest you have you can match with +2 to +6. Or if your highest weapon is +6 you can match with +4 to +9.

Viperix
Apr 21, 2006
Things I have from Lothric Knights:

5x Embers
3x Shields
3x Helmets
2x Gauntlets
1x Torso
1x Legs
4x Knight Xbows

Things I want from Lothric Knights:

Sword

I hate this game so much some times.

Iretep
Nov 10, 2009
just buy it

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

GreyjoyBastard posted:

So, um.

I can no longer equip a shield.

Or any left-hand item, on one specific character.

:psyduck:

(Given that this character is the one on which I was working on All Rings, I'm a bit loving annoyed.)

Edit: well, technically I can equip it, and maybe the Grass Crest bonus would show up, but my left hand is empty.

Problem solved, I probably just switched my left hand to fist while flailing wildly. :negative:

Viperix
Apr 21, 2006

Iretep posted:

just buy it

You can't until you send Greirat to Irithyll, which I don't want to wait that long to get it.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Problem solved, I probably just switched my left hand to fist while flailing wildly. :negative:

lmao

Iretep
Nov 10, 2009

Viperix posted:

You can't until you send Greirat to Irithyll, which I don't want to wait that long to get it.

then just ask some goon to give you one

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
Yeah! Eat it, Silver Knights! I know your patterns now! Your giant arrows, lightning damage, and nearly-OHKO spear attack on the last guy couldn't keep me down forever!

Onwards, to Anor Londo! :black101:

Wait, more Silver Knights? Red-Eyed Silver Knights!?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Dazzling Addar
Mar 27, 2010

He may have a funny face, but he's THE BEST KONG

dromer posted:

Did they ever explain what the king in Majula brought back from the Land of Giants in DS2?

Vendrick brought back the Giants themselves as slaves and research subjects for Aldia. I forget which soul explicitly mentions it, but there is definitely one that says "brought back Giants clapped in irons". This is why the Giants refused to forgive him and waged a war lasting decades to conquer Drangleic - to free their captured family. The Kingdom was trashed pretty thoroughly, but right when the Giant Lord was poised to crush the seaside fortress and make headway inland, the Bearer of the Curse appeared from the Ashen Mist Heart and stopped him. Vendrick simply fled, customarily unable to deal with the consequences of his actions, leaving Nashandra to watch over what was left of their lands.

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


dromer posted:

Did they ever explain what the king in Majula brought back from the Land of Giants in DS2?

also, he literally brought back the throne of want that you sit on (or not, in SOTFS) in the ending.

edit:

Dazzling Addar posted:

but right when the Giant Lord was poised to crush the seaside fortress and make headway inland, the Bearer of the Curse appeared from the Ashen Mist Heart and stopped him.

i never got the sense that it was literally you, as in "your actual character", who was fighting the giant king, but more that you were playing the part of whatever person killed the giant king in the memory of the giant that actually defeated & imprisoned the giant king (presumably vendrick). i know a lot of people believe that, because of all the implied time travel stuff in DS2 that your hero is literally doing the fight with the giant king, but i never got that impression.

Freaking Crumbum fucked around with this message at 05:57 on May 5, 2016

Viperix
Apr 21, 2006
It took 2 more Knight Crossbows, another helm, and another ember, but I finally got the sword.

On the plus side, I can now parry the poo poo out of Lothric Knights. With the sword. After 3 DS games I still can't parry a spear worth a drat.

Dazzling Addar
Mar 27, 2010

He may have a funny face, but he's THE BEST KONG

homeless poster posted:

i never got the sense that it was literally you, as in "your actual character", who was fighting the giant king, but more that you were playing the part of whatever person killed the giant king in the memory of the giant that actually defeated & imprisoned the giant king (presumably vendrick). i know a lot of people believe that, because of all the implied time travel stuff in DS2 that your hero is literally doing the fight with the giant king, but i never got that impression.

That's a valid interpretation. A memory might just be a memory, but I personally enjoy the implication that there is a reason specifically why the Last Giant is so angry to see you.

The worst submarine
Apr 26, 2010

Domattee posted:

Yes, you can only match to the upgrade level of your highest upgraded weapon +/-2. The range extends to +/-3 for +5 and above. Upgrades with Twinkling or Scales count double.
So if you have Hollowslayer Greatsword +2 it counts as +4 since it upgrades with Scales, and if that is the highest you have you can match with +2 to +6. Or if your highest weapon is +6 you can match with +4 to +9.
thank :rory:

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Stokes posted:

Start as Knight. Equip Worker Hat. Congrats you are now Adelbert Steiner.

Welp doing this for my next run.

Also:

The Lord of Hats posted:

Yeah! Eat it, Silver Knights! I know your patterns now! Your giant arrows, lightning damage, and nearly-OHKO spear attack on the last guy couldn't keep me down forever!

Onwards, to Anor Londo! :black101:

Wait, more Silver Knights? Red-Eyed Silver Knights!?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.. The first time that fucker came running down the stairs I just had to take a minute and get myself back together.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





homeless poster posted:

also, he literally brought back the throne of want that you sit on (or not, in SOTFS) in the ending.

That's been my interpretation too since Nashandra pushed him into doing it and that's like the one thing she's been after all game. Needing the giant's kinship to access it, and its adorable human seat ad hoc carved in, seals it for me (not saying Vendrick didn't enslave a whole bunch of giants too).

WarpedLichen
Aug 14, 2008


Did the PVP meta take a turn or something? Did 10 fights by the Pontiff and 8 were using a Curved Greatsword.

I suck against Curved Greatswords. :negative:

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Gimmick run: pop a finger the moment you got high wall, have finger on 100% of the time you're embered. If you lose your ember, white soapstone until you get it back. if you miss your first phantom attempt to get your ember back, place another soapstone wherever you are on the zone and see how long it takes to get summoned. No summoning white phantoms, only purples. There is PvP loving everywhere and I'm loving it. :getin: by the time you get to the boss you've either fingered a few times, or you've been summoned a few times.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Ocelotte is obvious Oceiros + Shanalotte.

I'm only partly joking.

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007

WarpedLichen posted:

Did the PVP meta take a turn or something? Did 10 fights by the Pontiff and 8 were using a Curved Greatsword.

I suck against Curved Greatswords. :negative:

I was watching some dude last night owning guys with what I guess was the Curved Greatsword buffed with Fire, so guess they all trying that, I'm not great at knowing the bigger weapons as I've played through as pyro and a sorcerer so far, str build next.

this guy...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXBn_1GALRs

this is probably my fav lets play so far...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns any other good ones about?

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky
The game grumps are ok if you like more of a 'hang out with buddies on a couch' feel rather than a playthrough of the game focus.

Word of warning, Arin is annoyingly terrible at the game. He looked at and walked by the boxes containing the chloranthary ring twice :11tea:

SynthOrange posted:

Is the first mimic you kill supposed to drop the mimic helmet on the first kill or was I just insanely lucky?

I also need better character names. 'Lord of Tsunder' just isnt doing it for me.

nah its just a thing that drops every once in a while, they can even drop from sleepy mimics

Spooky Bear Ghost fucked around with this message at 06:55 on May 5, 2016

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is the first mimic you kill supposed to drop the mimic helmet on the first kill or was I just insanely lucky?

I also need better character names. 'Lord of Tsunder' just isnt doing it for me.

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.

Cyberventurer posted:

I figured that Ocelotte was just a human baby and that Oceiros went off his rocker later, became a dragon, then thinks he's always been one so his child has to be a dragon too.

I'm probably pulling this bit out of my rear end but there is that lone man-serpent enemy that ambushes you in the room right after. Maybe that was supposed to be Ocelotte?

Well that man-serpent isn't really alone, it's just the only one left alive out of the pile of them there.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Its perplexing when you run into someone that is obviously hacking but not actually unkillable. Saw an invader in undead settlement using the black knight greatsword that could swing it 5 times in a row without running out of stamina. Obviously not legit, but he wasn't hacking his health so if I hadn't erroneously assumed he couldn't swing that thing 5 times I could of killed him.

VVV He's just moving so fast the human eye can't keep up with him

Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 07:01 on May 5, 2016

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.
https://zippy.gfycat.com/ContentRelievedIndianspinyloach.webm

Th-thanks for protecting me.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

homeless poster posted:

i know a lot of people believe that, because of all the implied time travel stuff in DS2 that your hero is literally doing the fight with the giant king, but i never got that impression.

For me the big reason is that this is pretty much the plot of the Dark Souls 1 DLC: you go back in time, you're the one who rescues Dusk, and Elizabeth basically says "hey it has to be Artorias in the history books". It seems odd to me that you can retrieve the Giants' Kinship - the whole reason you're sent on this mission to start with - unless you're actually there to some degree.

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

turtlecrunch posted:

*snip*
Th-thanks for protecting me.

This is what anime fights look like if you cut out all the fancy camera angles and just put the thing on a tripod

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

homeless poster posted:

i never got the sense that it was literally you, as in "your actual character", who was fighting the giant king, but more that you were playing the part of whatever person killed the giant king in the memory of the giant that actually defeated & imprisoned the giant king (presumably vendrick). i know a lot of people believe that, because of all the implied time travel stuff in DS2 that your hero is literally doing the fight with the giant king, but i never got that impression.

This is why the last giant (who was the giant king before he was defeated) flips out when he sees you.

I mean, other giants are hostile to you, but none of them rip out their own loving arms to try to kill you. That's a personal grudge.

kirbyabc
Mar 2, 2004
:-)

net cafe scandal posted:

It really just depends on how much faith you have in the one true God. I assume you're a practicing Christian like me, yes?
Just confirming this, can't even power on the PS4 at the priory without getting pulled into someone elses game.

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RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

BoonyPC posted:

I was watching some dude last night owning guys with what I guess was the Curved Greatsword buffed with Fire, so guess they all trying that, I'm not great at knowing the bigger weapons as I've played through as pyro and a sorcerer so far, str build next.

this guy...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXBn_1GALRs

The Exile GS is really good, it has massive base damage and dex scaling so gets up to ~550 AR sharp infused at 27/40, is one of the fastest large weapons, gets hyper frames when 2handed and the 2hand moveset is about the same speed as the 1hand and the weapon art is actually useful.

I still prefer faster weapons but it's one of only a few big slow weapons that I consider worth using (Lothric Knight GS and BK Greataxe are the other two)

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