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qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Can someone do me a favour and link me to a matchmaking replay that hasn't expired? I don't care about the content of the game, I'm just trying see if it's possible to do some replay downloading fuckery.

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surc
Aug 17, 2004

Antares posted:

that is definitely not true, if you play enough games it evens out

This is only kind of true, because if you solo queue and can only play between 5-9PM on the west coast, you may end up with terrible/trolling teams 9 matches out of every 10, which could cause you to spend most of your time at a lower rank then the dude who 5mans, but in actual skill, is aa rank or two worse than you. It generally takes longer to rank back up then it does to rank down too, so while you will probably eventually get back to the rank you should be playing at, it's not exactly "evening out", as you might run into the same poo poo a day later, and de-rank again. :shrug:

Rosh
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's Wrong,
Something's Right

qhat posted:

Can someone do me a favour and link me to a matchmaking replay that hasn't expired? I don't care about the content of the game, I'm just trying see if it's possible to do some replay downloading fuckery.

Here's one from my last 8

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-nfcvj-nCHZY-U5Zor-F4bMu-A3VTB

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Whats all this doodoo crap on the dust2 radar?

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

its NOT my facecam

Rosh
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's Wrong,
Something's Right
What in the world are you even talking about? :lol:

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
If you don't have proper download filters, community servers can gently caress up your radar.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
Sorry I seem to have spilled touhou all over your radar

Daeno
May 29, 2007

Found you have to go alone
drat that's hilarious

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
there is a long tradition of anime in source games, you just have to know the right console commands

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

ah, i've been infected with AIDS

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

see doctor about anime cum on monitor

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

Lipstick Apathy
3kp made infernew, has some good ideas, some that ain't, but it's less of a flaming garbage pile than his newke
https://youtu.be/I8SItnJStSo

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
what is that idiots obsession with throwing random piles of the exact same thing all over to create cover.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Luna Was Here posted:

3kp made infernew, has some good ideas, some that ain't, but it's less of a flaming garbage pile than his newke
https://youtu.be/I8SItnJStSo

This guy is, like, a million times better than fm pony. I bet he would add closable vents to cache :colbert:

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Dongicus posted:

ah, i've been infected with AIDS

lots of people have joined custom servers and their radar has been changed to gay porn, so count yourself lucky

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


anyway you can get rid of it by verifying your game cache. valve should really loving do something about it since i can't think of a single good reason that servers should be allowed to replace a client's core game files like active duty radars and poo poo.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
it's a valuable life lesson

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Up Circle posted:

what is that idiots obsession with throwing random piles of the exact same thing all over to create cover.
Say what you will, but I do like most of the changes he implemented.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Three dick skillet

fennesz
Dec 29, 2008

Yesterday I learned something about Inferno's B site. If you're in garden holding construction you can hide on the left side of the doorway and you won't be spotted.

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
minimap color tier list

god tier : blue

elite tier : orange

poo poo tier : yellow green purple

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

Do you have an uncle who works at Valve or something? Because they probably fixed this in the update today.

Update highlights:

quote:

Fixed a bug allowing community servers to override certain game files.
Fixed some cases where alt-tabbing away and back to the game would cause incorrect sounds to play
More shenanigans involving chickens, the death message added last update now also says: "She was yours for <x> seconds."
Cache updated.
Nuke updated.

Smol
Jun 1, 2011

Stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus.
More shenanigans involving chickens, the death message added last update now also says: "She was yours for <x> seconds."

???

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

Someone needs to inject anime into the hitboxes and audio and pistol balance so they fix that too.

sleppy fucked around with this message at 06:26 on May 5, 2016

Thorgot
Apr 4, 2010

Smol posted:

More shenanigans involving chickens, the death message added last update now also says: "She was yours for <x> seconds."

???

A few updates ago, Valve added the ability to press E on chickens to make them follow you. When they die you receive a red message in chat that says "Your chicken has been killed."

Valves knows what the people want, and it is more chicken mechanics.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

Thorgot posted:

A few updates ago, Valve added the ability to press E on chickens to make them follow you. When they die you receive a red message in chat that says "Your chicken has been killed."

Valves knows what the people want, and it is more chicken mechanics.

lmao

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

Thorgot posted:

A few updates ago, Valve added the ability to press E on chickens to make them follow you. When they die you receive a red message in chat that says "Your chicken has been killed."

Valves knows what the people want, and it is more chicken mechanics.

Finally, they're considering their core base

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008
Matchmaking

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
This is our clan practice

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Prime not enabled, don't care

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




On my way to DreamHack where I will start my MM grind. I bet I don't even hit LE

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
You know why that is?

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




ShittyPostmakerPro posted:

You know why that is?

because i'm a bad teammate.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

Photex posted:

because i'm a bad teammate.

Are you working DH?

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




A TURGID FATSO posted:

Are you working DH?

I am not, going for vacation this time :D

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
I dropped a 40 and still lost to a team doing strat roulette, lol.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
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qhat
Jul 6, 2015


cheating was real bad back then. like reallly bad

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