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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Inzombiac posted:

I have two girls named Blade and Whistler. Check the Cute thread for pictures!

i like the mystery of not knowing. blade sounds bad rear end and the brawn of the group

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
my old hovel



My new hovel

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

my place is pretty sweet but i'm never home because of all the sex i'm always having, pretty much all the time to be honest

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

do you guys ever get tired of sex? it's great and all, but like, enough already

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



eSports Chaebol posted:

my old hovel



My new hovel



That's is a nice tall cardboard box you have there. Is that where you sleep

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I WANT TO DESTROY MY ROOM BUT ONLY ON THE AGREEED TERMS

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
I used to be a claw machine addict...I don't have a photo of how bad it got, but this is about half. I periodically donated when I ran out of space.





My current hovel only has one stuffed animal. It's boring.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

man a lot of you guys have immaculate carpeting

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
wheres the freakin chairs? <- me seeing these pics

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

gently caress the ROW posted:

wheres the freakin chairs? <- me seeing these pics

just out of frame, under a noose

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Is it the norm in America to have that kind of carpeting in the entire room?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

mcustic posted:

Is it the norm in America to have that kind of carpeting in the entire room?

yeah man in america you can have as much carpeting as you want

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
In America the roads are paved with luxurious shag.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i don't like my carpet too long or too short personally

gotta let it grow out and cut it just right

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Germstore posted:

] luxurious shag.

but enough about your mom

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
Did you know that if every goon sold just 1% of their anime and gaming collection, we could feed a starving African country for decades?

visit my charity page for more details, it's called "Worthless Nerds Finally Contribute to Society"

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Whoops

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Mandator posted:

yeah man in america you can have as much carpeting as you want

gently caress my socialist homeland. they said hardwood floors, and MAYBE throw a rug on it, but don't get too carried away, comrade

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Mandator posted:

man a lot of you guys have immaculate carpeting

It's called vacuuming

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I personally brush my carpets with the finest horse hair

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Windows 98 posted:

It's called vacuuming

ah, what does it do?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Also I am sorry but I won't be destroying my hovel. I have appraisers from my landlord coming tomorrow (probably to see how much they can increase my rent by when my lease is up) and my house has to look clean.

Also my girlfriend would be very upset if I hosed all this poo poo up. As a goon, how lazy and how much of a slob I am is already a high point of tension in my relationship. Sorry Smash.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Windows 98 posted:

Also I am sorry but I won't be destroying my hovel. I have appraisers from my landlord coming tomorrow (probably to see how much they can increase my rent by when my lease is up) and my house has to look clean.

Also my girlfriend would be very upset if I hosed all this poo poo up. As a goon, how lazy and how much of a slob I am is already a high point of tension in my relationship. Sorry Smash.

just think of how much they would decrease your rent if it was TRASHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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Smash it Smash hit posted:

just think of how much they would decrease your rent if it was TRASHEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I will consider posting my desk hovel (which is a mess) before I clean it tonight. I'm not home right now though.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

my couches have plastic on them but that's just to keep the stank in

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Seems like brushing your carpet with just one hair would take literal ages.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

lorn Wayne posted:


visit my charity page for more details, it's called "Nerds Finally Contribute to Society"

Worthless is implied.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
windows 98 when are you going to shovel your hovel for the thread

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***


Wide hovel! Like my butt!

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

No joke, that's literally the model of chair they bought me at work.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



kizudarake posted:

No joke, that's literally the model of chair they bought me at work.

Hahaha good one

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Smash it Smash hit posted:

i like the mystery of not knowing. blade sounds bad rear end and the brawn of the group

She totally is

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Jose posted:

windows 98 when are you going to shovel your hovel for the thread

while the shovel meme is old hat now it would be cool to see a forums based web show of windows98 rehabbing peoples rooms and his main tool is the shovel

rio
Mar 20, 2008

eSports Chaebol posted:

my old hovel



My new hovel



I'm ashamed to say that I have the same computer case as you. What is the flashlight for?

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
despite not getting win98 to bash things other than the man he's getting cucked by with a shovel, i did throw away all my empties today, thanks gbbis. there is still work to be done but we are progressing.

e: wow, lowtax wordfiltered the past tense too? that's dedication to making SA great again.

pants in my pants fucked around with this message at 03:33 on May 6, 2016

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

two forty posted:

i did throw away all my empties today, thanks gbbis. there is still work to be done but we are progressing.

thats awesome

updated pic maybe?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Crap. Goon project incoming, who's it gonna kill this time?

tyk00n
Sep 25, 2006

College Slice
If I live alone, does that make my whole place a goon hovel? The term seems a little too liberally used in this thread in my opinion.

rio
Mar 20, 2008

hov·el (hŭv′əl, hŏv′-)
n.
1. A small, miserable dwelling.
2. An open, low shed.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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two forty posted:

despite not getting win98 to bash things other than the man he's getting cucked by with a shovel, i did throw away all my empties today, thanks gbbis. there is still work to be done but we are progressing.

e: wow, lowtax wordfiltered the past tense too? that's dedication to making SA great again.

GBS changing lives :angel:

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