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ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

"Mongolia, China"?

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

ukonvasara posted:

"Mongolia, China"?

5000 years of history :china:

You are hurting the feelings of the Chinese people

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

ukonvasara posted:

"Mongolia, China"?

He could be from Inner Mongolia which is under Chinese control.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Happy Cinco de Mayo from Piraro.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)





Outbusts of Everett True





Guess If They Are Married!





Good Time Guy (click for big)





Flapper Fanny Says





Feiffer (click for big)





Wee Pals





Mr. Tweedy


Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008



Wow gently caress this poo poo

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

Darkest Auer posted:


Classic Dilbert





Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

Slammy posted:

Outbusts of Everett True


It's so weird to think there was a time in relatively recent history where people just carried hatchets in cities.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Kumaton posted:

It's so weird to think there was a time in relatively recent history where people just carried hatchets in cities.

Well you had to chop firewood somehow?

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008


Kumaton posted:

It's so weird to think there was a time in relatively recent history where people just carried hatchets in cities.

Someone's not down with the clown

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set works the system.


Working Daze is about month behind the times.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix still has a few bugs to work out.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom

"Helloooo? Purple guy! Are you listening to me? You're just staring off into space!"

F Minus



Mary Worth



"Hey! What's with the stink-eye, Little Miss Patterned-Clothes? You got a problem? Take it up with Rob Morrow's brother Quiz!"

Rex Morgan MD



So many Rex faces lately.

Secret Agent X-9



Looks like F-21 is a kid wearing his dad's suit coat.

Apartment 3-G



Masturbating at your desk? OK. Talking about being in love with a man? No way. It's an easy policy to remember, Lillian. It even rhymes.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo: And once again, we have reached plot convergence. (May 7-8, 1958)





Peanuts: Year Five (October 14-17, 1954)







Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Wait, whatsherface is taking his class? I thought she was just in the same school or something. This is wildly unethical.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic







Radio Patrol







Rip Kirby






So I guess he's wrapping his bullet with a piece of paper so that when he shoots this poor sap it won't put new scratches on there and mess up his ballistic evidence. Any gun goons want to weigh in on whether this would work?


Big Ben Bolt




Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


Decent comeback. I'll allow it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


coronatae posted:

It's the rearview mirror attached to the windshield
Oh! :roflolmao:

dismas posted:

Wow gently caress this poo poo
I think you're reading this wrong? :confused:

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


The "Steal one from a local" part is hard to read as anything but "They tuk ur jerbs! :freep:"

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Kavak posted:

The "Steal one from a local" part is hard to read as anything but "They tuk ur jerbs! :freep:"

It's being said ironically, to make fun of people that believe just that.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

It's been so long that a joke has been attempted in this strip that the characters don't know how to handle it.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

Someone tell me I'm reading this wrong and the police force in Dick Tracy doesn't really tattoo prisoners with numerical IDs as a general rule.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



My Lovely Horse posted:

Someone tell me I'm reading this wrong and the police force in Dick Tracy doesn't really tattoo prisoners with numerical IDs as a general rule.
Putty Puss is the guy whose gimmick is being able to make himself look like other people.

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

My Lovely Horse posted:

Someone tell me I'm reading this wrong and the police force in Dick Tracy doesn't really tattoo prisoners with numerical IDs as a general rule.
Not as a general rule, no.

As a general rule, suspects die before they even become prisoners.

Frog and Toad
Jul 31, 2008


plainswalker75 posted:

It's being said ironically, to make fun of people that believe just that.

I may be falling afoul of poe's law here in Trump's America.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

So I guess he's wrapping his bullet with a piece of paper so that when he shoots this poor sap it won't put new scratches on there and mess up his ballistic evidence. Any gun goons want to weigh in on whether this would work?

Not a gun goon, but I think the idea is that he's using an old-fashioned smoothbore pistol, which doesn't have the interior rifling that produces the ballistic scratches. The paper wrapping is just to make Kirby's bullet fit better in the bigger smoothbore barrel.

Now whether you can actually fire a modern bullet out of one of those things, I have no idea...

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Selachian posted:

Not a gun goon, but I think the idea is that he's using an old-fashioned smoothbore pistol, which doesn't have the interior rifling that produces the ballistic scratches. The paper wrapping is just to make Kirby's bullet fit better in the bigger smoothbore barrel.

Now whether you can actually fire a modern bullet out of one of those things, I have no idea...

Since he's using black powder it should work fine. But the lack of any rifling will be as big a tip off as anything. They may not trace it to a specific gun, but how many flintlock pistols are there likely to be? It should be a short game of connect the dots before they point to the guy with the wall full of vintage guns.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Slammy posted:

Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)


This one is tragic. So how long was it before they discovered that cigarettes might be addictive?

Slammy posted:

Guess If They Are Married!

This one is tragic. If this author just patented meta ironic jokes, he'd have been rich. Still dead now, but rich.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Mark what the gently caress?! Gabe, the overweight goon, just saved your rear end two minutes ago and now you left him behind?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Darkest Auer posted:

Mark what the gently caress?! Gabe, the overweight goon, just saved your rear end two minutes ago and now you left him behind?

Mark's being consistent with his leave stragglers to die philosophy. :colbert:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Are they ever going to stop sweating?

Every single day, they all look so drat creepy. It looks less like sweat and more like discoloured skin tumours.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




How about some Terrifying Dog Comix?

Pooch Café




Hudson just shushed out of his nostril.

Ballard Street


Steven thinks that humans are anyplace but the bottom of the Ballard Street pack hierarchy.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County



Skippy (March 8, 1929)



Peanuts tackles another philosophical quandry. (May 8, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (March 22-23, 1929)





Thimble Theater (November 23, 1929)

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (April 13, 1951)


Barnaby (September 18, 1942)


Nancy (May 28, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (February 8, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (March 9, 1923)


Lil' Abner (October 23, 1936)

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

I am irrationally angry that everyone, even his own family, refuses to call him 'Les'.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Indolent Bastard posted:

Since he's using black powder it should work fine. But the lack of any rifling will be as big a tip off as anything. They may not trace it to a specific gun, but how many flintlock pistols are there likely to be? It should be a short game of connect the dots before they point to the guy with the wall full of vintage guns.

But it's already marked from being fired from Kirby's gun, right?

Buni



Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Selachian fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 6, 2016

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