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Mercury_Storm posted:So the woman's children literally flee from her home and hide her guns from her at first opportunity and apparently it's because the "system is corrupt" huh? That's just how thoroughly libruls have pussyfied this country. Back in my day our mothers would slap us in the balls and we'd ask for more!
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Mercury_Storm posted:So the woman's children literally flee from her home and hide her guns from her at first opportunity and apparently it's because the "system is corrupt" huh? Personal responsibility.
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# ? May 5, 2016 18:48 |
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https://twitter.com/ryanjhaas/status/728262930576236544 https://twitter.com/trixywh/status/728298431282855936
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# ? May 6, 2016 00:54 |
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Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates
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# ? May 6, 2016 00:58 |
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Am I wrong? Am I so out of touch with my children to think they don't like being beaten bloody and dragged across the country to participate in armed insurrection against the government?.....No...no....it's my children who are wrong!
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# ? May 6, 2016 01:13 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates Who wouldn't?
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# ? May 6, 2016 01:38 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:https://twitter.com/ryanjhaas/status/728262930576236544 Why would the sheriff announce, much less deny, that the Bundys are adequately fed? What am I missing here? Edit: Oic I'm an idiot who totally misread it as the Twitter guy being pro Bundy. cumshitter has issued a correction as of 02:41 on May 6, 2016 |
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cumshitter posted:Why would the sheriff announce, much less deny, that the Bundys are adequately fed? What am I missing here? Their lawyer and their supporters are saying that they are being starved.
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# ? May 6, 2016 01:42 |
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Sounds to me like Sheriff Gingerbread Hag is fattening 'em up for her Patriot Pastries!
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# ? May 6, 2016 02:22 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates
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# ? May 6, 2016 03:02 |
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They just gained back what they lost from making GBS threads out their skeletons on those sugar free gummy bears
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# ? May 6, 2016 03:10 |
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I bet the jail food sucks, and im more than happy to hear about from literally anyone who cared before the Bundys got there.
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# ? May 6, 2016 03:16 |
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From what I recall jail food may cut costs as much as possible but they're designed to be high carb such that you will gain weight on them. There was a goon who had a thread about living in a women's prison run by Joe Arpaio that's a great loving read if someone could find it and you have archives.
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# ? May 6, 2016 03:23 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Their lawyer and their supporters are saying that they are being starved. The first weights listed are in :CONSTITUTIONAL::unit:POUNDS: which count double because of all the extra freedom injected into them. The 2nd weight is in FEDERAL pounds which is what the rest of God hating liberal Satan humpers are familiar with They are wasting away!
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# ? May 6, 2016 03:26 |
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The weight gain is just another sovcit defense. The Bundys think that if you weigh 1,776 pounds then maritime law doesn't apply to you.
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# ? May 6, 2016 05:31 |
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in gold-fringe admirality court the larger your hull displacement volume the sounder your defense
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# ? May 6, 2016 05:34 |
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It's the difference between a ship and a boat.
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# ? May 6, 2016 05:44 |
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Toot *huff* toot *wheeze* As you can clearly see your honor *huff huff* I'm a boat hurrrrngghhh
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# ? May 6, 2016 05:49 |
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If these guys were serious about wanting to fight the system they'd be trading their honey buns for mack and hitting the benches so when they're released they can be lean, shredded weapons of rebellion. Either that or going on hunger strikes until free men can starve semi-feral cows or whatever their dumb cause is.
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# ? May 6, 2016 05:54 |
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Otisburg posted:If these guys were serious about wanting to fight the system they'd be trading their honey buns for mack and hitting the benches so when they're released they can be lean, shredded weapons of rebellion. Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym?
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# ? May 6, 2016 06:34 |
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GreyjoyBastard posted:Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym? Patriots
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# ? May 6, 2016 06:58 |
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Am I wrong? Am I so out of touch with my children to think they don't like being beaten bloody and dragged across the country to participate in armed insurrection against the government?.....No...no....it's my children who are wrong! It is kind of impressive how far they go to avoid any sort of responsibility or introspection.
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# ? May 6, 2016 09:10 |
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Rick_Hunter posted:Personal responsibility. Obummer's personal responsibility, that is
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# ? May 6, 2016 11:40 |
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https://twitter.com/Yikbug/status/728380462067007488
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# ? May 6, 2016 11:48 |
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https://twitter.com/goblin_seimen/status/728531568361377792 So it looks like Gavin (the guy who tried to get Fry to kill himself over the phone with KrisAnne) went to a restaurant with some people, freaked out at having to tip, made a huge scene, then...left a bigger tip? He also doesn't seem to know what the tip is for, since he says the restaurant should just raise prices instead of adding mandatory gratuity to large tables
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:20 |
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OAquinas posted:https://twitter.com/goblin_seimen/status/728531568361377792 The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity GreyjoyBastard posted:Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym? Coincidentally it's cowardly white people who had strength equipment removed from prisons because they were convinced Prisons Are Criminal Universities. I mean if these patriots had any conviction for their revolution they'd be on a hunger strike by now, like the IRA/Bobby Sands or most of the Guantanamo residents. Obviously they'd give up after like 3 hours, but they should at least try.
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:35 |
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red19fire posted:The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity If they had any real conviction then they would be actually scary instead of being a sad and stupid joke that by just existing makes everybody feel ashamed.
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# ? May 6, 2016 17:54 |
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Is there any proof that that's really Gavin's Yelp review? I can believe it, since Seims seems to be that special kind of crazy where even the simplest things he tries to do turn into shitfucked disasters. I'm just gonna quote this entire article because it's great: The Omak-Okanogan Chronicle posted:EAST WENATCHEE — A former congressional candidate was arrested Thursday for allegedly arguing with a judge in a Douglas County District Courtroom.
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:01 |
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The account that tweeted it was going down a list of Gav's yelp reviews. I could be suckered in by Poe's law here, but I'm leaning towards that they're legit.
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cumshitter posted:Is there any proof that that's really Gavin's Yelp review? I can believe it, since Seims seems to be that special kind of crazy where even the simplest things he tries to do turn into shitfucked disasters. I hear a congressional committee is being formed to investigate.
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# ? May 6, 2016 18:05 |
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red19fire posted:The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity Also hates paying entrance fees to parks, but what can you expect?
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:16 |
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:26 |
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I can only imagine when he "brings the family" to dinner it's at least 8 people and I doubt they're pleasant customers.
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# ? May 6, 2016 19:37 |
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Looking forward to the thread title change to "currently sentencing and incarcerating..." "currently executing," inshallah
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:17 |
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It's sort of amazing that Gavin has built his entire life around promoting "small government," when the truth of the matter is he's just a miser. He hates having to give his money away so much that his entire life revolves around trying to abolish taxes. It's the same as trying to get free water and refusing to tip, just on a larger scale.
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# ? May 6, 2016 20:22 |
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But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water?
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# ? May 6, 2016 21:40 |
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Volcott posted:But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water? Ummm...where are you not? Edit: oh you mean in a restaurant. Okay. Yeah.
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# ? May 6, 2016 21:49 |
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Volcott posted:But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water?
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# ? May 6, 2016 22:00 |
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OAquinas posted:He also doesn't seem to know what the tip is for, since he says the restaurant should just raise prices instead of adding mandatory gratuity to large tables It's me, I'm the tipchat. edit: He's not right to not pay the drat gratuity when added, though.
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# ? May 6, 2016 22:07 |
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He got pissed because he was told he had to do something he was going to do anyway. He wasn't even told to do it, it was on his receipt and he threw a fit over that despite it being common practice in every restaurant. It's no different from throwing a fit over those signs that tell you to pay your parking ticket at one of the booths when you can do it at the exit. He intended to pay, it just didn't happen on his terms and for some reason he felt that he had to make it everyone's problem, when there was no problem to begin with.
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