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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

goddamnedtwisto posted:

60% of the electorate would vote for a pile of pig offal if it had the right-coloured rosette on it.

I thought he only got about 25% of the vote in the last GE?

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

StoicFnord posted:

ignoring the huge amount of Labour members who voted for Corbyn, as if we are all idiots or something.

I'm too polite to comment.

StoicFnord posted:

Tory Austerity is killing people. More austerity wont do poo poo. That's what the membership voted for. Why don't you try getting on board as opposed to just saying the 5 words every 10 minutes?

I'm not a Labour party member.

Oh dear clone
Apr 8, 2016

Undead Hippo posted:

Seeing an election result that is basically a damp squib kills that dream dead. Which means Corbyn is a failure, under the terms on which I voted for him. And I think that's the terms a lot of you voted for him under too.

I don't think so. Sure, a Great Socialist Awakening would be lovely, but realistically those don't happen without people putting in years of work promoting socialism. What I want from Corbyn was 1) democratization of the party, to give members control over policy, and 2) left wing policies, to shift the Overton window to the left. Both of those things take time.

I didn't expect Labour to achieve great electoral victories for the simple reason that FPTP doesn't work like that. The left is divided, so ousting the Tories requires tactical voting. If there is one obvious alternative party to vote for, people will vote for that - unless it massively fucks up. The LibDems did so in 2010, and lost SW England back to the Tories. Labour did that over many years and have lost Scotland to the SNP. It won't get Scotland back until the SNP makes mistakes of similar magnitude.

Oh dear clone fucked around with this message at 11:58 on May 6, 2016

StoicFnord
Jul 27, 2012

"If you want to make enemies....try to change something."


College Slice

Pissflaps posted:

I'm not a Labour party member.

If you want a voice in the selection of the Labour Leader, or the direction of the party, then why don't you get involved?

Instead you parrot the 5 words. Because its easy to say them, rather than do something. It doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound like a one note soundbite.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

60% of the electorate would vote for a pile of pig offal if it had the right-coloured rosette on it.
That's why I'd support removing the party name from ballots as far as possible.

Maybe that's not practical in a GE, where even though you're voting for the individual they'll still be under the party whip (although maybe that's a separate argument about how strong the whip should be), but for roles like the PCC if we must have them elected and not appointed then party politics should be kept out of it as much as possible. Being as we probably can't stop people from knowing that, for example, Labour Shadow Attorney General Willy Bach is a member of the Labour Party, we can at least take it off of the ballot.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

StoicFnord posted:

If you want a voice in the selection of the Labour Leader, or the direction of the party, then why don't you get involved?

Instead you parrot the 5 words. Because its easy to say them, rather than do something. It doesn't make you sound smart, it makes you sound like a one note soundbite.

I don't want to get involved in the Labour Party. I'm not a politician or an activist, just another voter with an opinion.

StoicFnord
Jul 27, 2012

"If you want to make enemies....try to change something."


College Slice

Pissflaps posted:

I don't have the inclination to get involved in the Labour Party. I'm not a politician or an activist, just another voter with an opinion.

When you have a good opinion, let us know, eh? Usually starts with not calling the person your taking with an idiot.

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

Pissflaps posted:

I'm glad you can be so sanguine about another nine years of a Tory government that is literally killing people. For some, the sky is most definitely falling.


I know you don't think Corbyn is a good leader of the Labour party, but do you genuinely think that any of the proposed alternative candidates would have a) been more popular with the overall Labour voting population b) been able to GAIN votes from previously undecided/other party voting people (while simultaneously not losing current or previous voters) and c) been able to effectively challenge or break through Tory rhetoric? I'm sure some would have dealt better with the media but I genuinely can't see any of them making inroads against this government anyway. I had hoped Corbyn would be able to do all of the above much better than he currently is, so that's certainly disappointing. Given how resoundingly Labour were beaten in the GE though I'm not sure any leader would be able to bounce back and create major gains at this stage.

The Tory government is killing people but it's the public who keep voting them in who are to blame, not Jeremy Corbyn. He has provided a valid alternative (albeit not as well promoted as it could have been) but apparently most people don't want it.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Gonzo McFee posted:

Mummy's good boy Toby Young has quit running his free school after shock of all shocks running a school is hard and should be left to the professionals rather than spoilt rich twats.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/education/toby-young-running-free-school-was-harder-than-i-thought-a3241746.html

I bought one of his books, I now feel somewhat better.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

StoicFnord posted:

Usually starts with not calling the person your taking with an idiot.

Again, I'm too polite to comment.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Pissflaps posted:

Again, I'm too polite to comment.

Look, Tony Blair wasn't your fault. We just have to bear that shame.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Robot Mil posted:

I know you don't think Corbyn is a good leader of the Labour party, but do you genuinely think that any of the proposed alternative candidates would have a) been more popular with the overall Labour voting population b) been able to GAIN votes from previously undecided/other party voting people (while simultaneously not losing current or previous voters) and c) been able to effectively challenge or break through Tory rhetoric? I'm sure some would have dealt better with the media but I genuinely can't see any of them making inroads against this government anyway. I had hoped Corbyn would be able to do all of the above much better than he currently is, so that's certainly disappointing. Given how resoundingly Labour were beaten in the GE though I'm not sure any leader would be able to bounce back and create major gains at this stage.

The Tory government is killing people but it's the public who keep voting them in who are to blame, not Jeremy Corbyn. He has provided a valid alternative (albeit not as well promoted as it could have been) but apparently most people don't want it.

I don't believe that Corbyn's leadership is the best Labour can do.

Politicians are supposed to serve the public, not the other way round. If he fails to engage with and persuade the electorate than the blame is his, not theirs.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Gonzo McFee posted:

Mummy's good boy Toby Young has quit running his free school after shock of all shocks running a school is hard and should be left to the professionals rather than spoilt rich twats.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/education/toby-young-running-free-school-was-harder-than-i-thought-a3241746.html

It's nice he admitted his failure, it's a loving disgrace he had the opportunity in the first place.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pissflaps posted:

I'm glad you can be so sanguine about another nine years of a Tory government that is literally killing people. For some, the sky is most definitely falling.

Ooh, I get to unironically use the term 'virtue signalling' at someone. That someone is you.

Pissflaps posted:

So being as he is now, but for another year? Got it.

Somewhat, effectively if he stagnates then it's worrying. As it is now he is a backbencher thrust into the leadership role. While I'd love him to instantly become King Leader of Führer Mountain I'm willing to accept that taking over a leadership role requires time and effort to do right. If he continues not doing it I'll be concerned, but so far he's staved off a by-election with an increased majority, stopped Labour from tanking in the revised polling results and has seen off what was expected to be decimation today that precipitated his resignation with us going "oh, net of -8, big whoop."

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

I don't believe that Corbyn's leadership is the best Labour can do.

Politicians are supposed to serve the public, not the other way round. If he fails to engage with and persuade the electorate than the blame is his, not theirs.

He persuaded enough of the public to come from obscurity to the leadership.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Trickjaw posted:

He persuaded enough of the public to come from obscurity to the leadership.

So what?

Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.

StoicFnord posted:

Tory Austerity is killing people. More austerity wont do poo poo. That's what the membership voted for. Why don't you try getting on board as opposed to just saying the 5 words every 10 minutes?

Yo, I'm one of those people and was basically forced out of the country so I didn't die on the streets. Corbyn is the only one in Labour that would ever convince me to vote for them. If he's outsted then it's the Greens for me. Tory and Tory-Lite can gently caress right off because they'll be the literal death of me either way.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Mods please change my name to Cannabis is safer than alcohol.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Speaking of which, the Home Office has set a totally for reals this time start date for the Psychoactive Substances Act, May 26th.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
If yes
You sound like my mum. And I don't mean that in a bad way - do you seriously believe politics is honest?

If Yes, I want to be your new campaign manager. Proviso, not *that* honest.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Theresa May 26th

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

speaking of which I saw a woman with a tattoo earlier this week, it was

VII.V.MMIXVI

:psyduck:

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

sweek0 posted:

"It's every property developer's dream to become mayor of London", he said. "You can grant your own planning permission."

Wow :eyepop:

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
just a note of the London mayoral election: unless UKIP make a big surge Sadiq Khan should win easily if is leading on first preferences; the Greens are third and should favour Khan, the Lib Dems seem to be fourth and they'll probably scatter a bit; the UKIP preferences will probably go all to Goldsmith. Below that you've got the Women's Equality Party, Galloway and CISTA collectively ahead of the fascists and Zylinski: and the former will probably favour Khan quite significantly, while the latter will probably go to Goldsmith (bar the anti-semitic fash votes, they'll probably exhaust). I'm pretty confident that he'll win unless these numbers are all from inner London or something odd.

On the London Assembly List it looks like Labour will still hold their lead; the Greens are third and the Women's Equality Party has managed to beat Respect, all are good things.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Hexyflexy posted:

If yes
You sound like my mum. And I don't mean that in a bad way - do you seriously believe politics is honest?

If Yes, I want to be your new campaign manager. Proviso, not *that* honest.

I don't know what you're trying to say about me or your mum or politics.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
"further democratization" of the party is dead in the water; the Blairites outmaneuvered it by keeping the bare organizational hierarchy holding the party together as an entity and instead OMOVing the election system

it's literally already one member one vote, how much more democratic are you going to make it

the trick is that the hammering out of party policy requires that one-member-one-voting your way through the policy committees, which is a long and tedious slog. This disempowers entryist insurgencies and favours party careerists. Who are not necessarily non-left-wing (cough Corbyn cough) but are bound by the party's long-term commitments

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Tesseraction posted:

speaking of which I saw a woman with a tattoo earlier this week, it was

VII.V.MMIXVI

:psyduck:
7th May... 2096?

No wait, that would be MMXCVI.

Two thousand, nine, six?

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Trickjaw posted:

He persuaded enough of the public to come from obscurity to the leadership.

The reports of terrible turnout make me think this is yet another fad culture moment and some of the people who paid 3 quid to vote him in have gotten bored.

OvineYeast
Jul 16, 2007

Freiheit ist immer Freiheit der Andersdenkenden

serious gaylord posted:

The reports of terrible turnout make me think this is yet another fad culture moment and some of the people who paid 3 quid to vote him in have gotten bored.

Nah, it's just that the whole Labour Party electorate is maybe 1% of all voters.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OvineYeast posted:

Nah, it's just that the whole Labour Party electorate is maybe 1% of all voters.

Hence

Trickjaw posted:

He persuaded enough of the public to come from obscurity to the leadership.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Tesseraction posted:

:sigh: It's just not the same. It's not even a boat!

Technically all submarines are classed as boats, whereas the research vessel named RRS David Attenborough is actually a ship! :eng101:

In other news, Manchester now has an Opposition again, after former Lib Dem MP John Leech wins in Didsbury West.

OvineYeast
Jul 16, 2007

Freiheit ist immer Freiheit der Andersdenkenden

I am in complete agreement.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Paul.Power posted:

7th May... 2096?

No wait, that would be MMXCVI.

Two thousand, nine, six?

yep. I haven't a loving clue what she was trying to honour, but it certainly wasn't within our concept of space-time

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Final Welsh Assembly makeup:

Labour 29 seats (-1) (27 constituency + 2 regional)
Plaid Cymru 12 (+1) (6 constituency + 6 regional)
Tories 11 (-3) (6 constituency + 5 regional)
UKIP 7 (+7) (0 constituency + 7 regional)
Lib Dems 1 (-4) (1 constituency + 0 regional)

Time to offer an olive branch to the Lib Dems maybe? If nothing else, in future we could use someone taking those regional seats back from UKIP.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Carwyn Jones has said he's speaking to the Libs and Plaid. Would be nice of them to work together if the Welsh Libs aren't like their fuckhead English/Scottish counterparts.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Tesseraction posted:

Carwyn Jones has said he's speaking to the Libs and Plaid. Would be nice of them to work together if the Welsh Libs aren't like their fuckhead English/Scottish counterparts.

*the Welsh Lib.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TinTower posted:

Technically all submarines are classed as boats, whereas the research vessel named RRS David Attenborough is actually a ship! :eng101:
So why are gunboats a type of ship and gunships a type of aircraft?

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Paul.Power posted:

Time to offer an olive branch to the Lib Dems maybe?

Why? They blew any credibility they had by spending five years fagging for the Tories. I'd honestly be surprised if they still exist after the next GE.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oh loving hell Livingstone is on Sky News talking about Hitler. :cripes:

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
at least he didn't do it on polling day!

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