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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Mercury_Storm posted:

So the woman's children literally flee from her home and hide her guns from her at first opportunity and apparently it's because the "system is corrupt" huh?

I bet it's somehow Obama's fault that her children are terrified of her too right?

That's just how thoroughly libruls have pussyfied this country.

Back in my day our mothers would slap us in the balls and we'd ask for more!

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Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Mercury_Storm posted:

So the woman's children literally flee from her home and hide her guns from her at first opportunity and apparently it's because the "system is corrupt" huh?

I bet it's somehow Obama's fault that her children are terrified of her too right?

Personal responsibility.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ryanjhaas/status/728262930576236544

https://twitter.com/trixywh/status/728298431282855936

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Am I wrong? Am I so out of touch with my children to think they don't like being beaten bloody and dragged across the country to participate in armed insurrection against the government?.....No...no....it's my children who are wrong!

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates

Who wouldn't?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Why would the sheriff announce, much less deny, that the Bundys are adequately fed? What am I missing here?

Edit: Oic I'm an idiot who totally misread it as the Twitter guy being pro Bundy.

cumshitter has issued a correction as of 02:41 on May 6, 2016

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

cumshitter posted:

Why would the sheriff announce, much less deny, that the Bundys are adequately fed? What am I missing here?

Their lawyer and their supporters are saying that they are being starved.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Sounds to me like Sheriff Gingerbread Hag is fattening 'em up for her Patriot Pastries!

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Alan Smithee posted:

Jesus are they just eating those sugar pastries they use to pacify inmates
Gummy dicks are fattening.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


They just gained back what they lost from making GBS threads out their skeletons on those sugar free gummy bears

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
I bet the jail food sucks, and im more than happy to hear about from literally anyone who cared before the Bundys got there.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
From what I recall jail food may cut costs as much as possible but they're designed to be high carb such that you will gain weight on them. There was a goon who had a thread about living in a women's prison run by Joe Arpaio that's a great loving read if someone could find it and you have archives.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jumpingmanjim posted:

Their lawyer and their supporters are saying that they are being starved.

The first weights listed are in :CONSTITUTIONAL::unit:POUNDS: which count double because of all the extra freedom injected into them. The 2nd weight is in FEDERAL pounds which is what the rest of God hating liberal Satan humpers are familiar with

They are wasting away!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
The weight gain is just another sovcit defense. The Bundys think that if you weigh 1,776 pounds then maritime law doesn't apply to you.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



in gold-fringe admirality court the larger your hull displacement volume the sounder your defense

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
It's the difference between a ship and a boat.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Toot *huff* toot *wheeze*

As you can clearly see your honor *huff huff*

I'm a boat hurrrrngghhh

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



If these guys were serious about wanting to fight the system they'd be trading their honey buns for mack and hitting the benches so when they're released they can be lean, shredded weapons of rebellion.

Either that or going on hunger strikes until free men can starve semi-feral cows or whatever their dumb cause is.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Otisburg posted:

If these guys were serious about wanting to fight the system they'd be trading their honey buns for mack and hitting the benches so when they're released they can be lean, shredded weapons of rebellion.

Either that or going on hunger strikes until free men can starve semi-feral cows or whatever their dumb cause is.

Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym?

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym?

Patriots :smug:

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Am I wrong? Am I so out of touch with my children to think they don't like being beaten bloody and dragged across the country to participate in armed insurrection against the government?.....No...no....it's my children who are wrong!

It is kind of impressive how far they go to avoid any sort of responsibility or introspection.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Rick_Hunter posted:

Personal responsibility.

Obummer's personal responsibility, that is :freep:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Yikbug/status/728380462067007488

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
https://twitter.com/goblin_seimen/status/728531568361377792

So it looks like Gavin (the guy who tried to get Fry to kill himself over the phone with KrisAnne) went to a restaurant with some people, freaked out at having to tip, made a huge scene, then...left a bigger tip? :psypop:

He also doesn't seem to know what the tip is for, since he says the restaurant should just raise prices instead of adding mandatory gratuity to large tables

red19fire
May 26, 2010

OAquinas posted:

https://twitter.com/goblin_seimen/status/728531568361377792

So it looks like Gavin (the guy who tried to get Fry to kill himself over the phone with KrisAnne) went to a restaurant with some people, freaked out at having to tip, made a huge scene, then...left a bigger tip? :psypop:

He also doesn't seem to know what the tip is for, since he says the restaurant should just raise prices instead of adding mandatory gratuity to large tables

The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity :argh:

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Yeah, I mean, what kind of wimpy-rear end cracker doesn't develop intimidating muscles pumping iron in the prison gym?

Coincidentally it's cowardly white people who had strength equipment removed from prisons because they were convinced Prisons Are Criminal Universities.

I mean if these patriots had any conviction for their revolution they'd be on a hunger strike by now, like the IRA/Bobby Sands or most of the Guantanamo residents. Obviously they'd give up after like 3 hours, but they should at least try.

Hunt11
Jul 24, 2013

Grimey Drawer

red19fire posted:

The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity :argh:


Coincidentally it's cowardly white people who had strength equipment removed from prisons because they were convinced Prisons Are Criminal Universities.

I mean if these patriots had any conviction for their revolution they'd be on a hunger strike by now, like the IRA/Bobby Sands or most of the Guantanamo residents. Obviously they'd give up after like 3 hours, but they should at least try.

If they had any real conviction then they would be actually scary instead of being a sad and stupid joke that by just existing makes everybody feel ashamed.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Is there any proof that that's really Gavin's Yelp review? I can believe it, since Seims seems to be that special kind of crazy where even the simplest things he tries to do turn into shitfucked disasters.

I'm just gonna quote this entire article because it's great:

The Omak-Okanogan Chronicle posted:

EAST WENATCHEE — A former congressional candidate was arrested Thursday for allegedly arguing with a judge in a Douglas County District Courtroom.

Former candidate Gavin Seim, 29, of Ephrata, and his father, Grant Seim, 59, also of Ephrata, both were arrested, Douglas County Sheriff Harvey Gjesdal said.

Gavin Seim was among more than a dozen candidates who sought the 4th District U.S. House seat vacated by Richard “Doc” Hastings. Dan Newhouse, R-Sunnyside, was elected to the post in the general election and was seated last week.

The two were among 10-15 supporters of Tavis T. Shasteen, a 19-year-old cited in October 2014 for allegedly refusing to give his driver’s license to a Douglas County sheriff’s deputy. Shasteen, of Ephrata, was stopped for allegedly going 76 mph in a 60 mph zone.

The deputy issued him a criminal citation and allowed him to leave, rather book him into jail and impound his car, court records show.

During Thursday’s hearing on the infraction, Gavin Seim allegedly got into an argument with the judge because he wanted to represent Shasteen. Seim, although not an attorney, argued he should be allowed to represent Shasteen, the Sheriff's Office reported.

In addition, he allegedly took exception to a ruling by Judge Judith L. McCauley because she did not want spectators live-streaming video from the courtroom.

“Seim began yelling at the judge and walking toward her bench,” Gjesdal said. McCauley “ordered him removed from the courtroom.”

When deputies tried to escort him out, he allegedly began to pull away and resist. He was placed under arrest and later booked into jail for interfering with a court, disorderly conduct and contempt of court, Gjesdal said.

As the deputies were attempting to handcuff Gavin Seim, Shasteen’s supporters began coming to the front of the courtroom, apparently in an effort to interfere with the arrest.

The sheriff and two deputies had to hold them back as they pressed to within a few feet of the front of the courtroom, Gjesdal said.

“They also tried to block the arresting deputies as they attempted to leave the courtroom,” he said.

Grant Seim allegedly came to the front of the courtroom and began arguing with sheriff’s officials.

The judge ordered that persons who were being disruptive would have to remain in the seating area and maintain courtroom decorum or leave. Grant Seim said he would not calm down or leave, Gjesdal said.

He allegedly sat down on the floor and told the sheriff he wanted to be arrested. He was arrested by East Wenatchee Police Department officers who were on scene to assist and booked for interfering with court and disorderly conduct.

There were no injuries during the disturbance, Gjesdal said, adding the jury deliberated 15 minutes before finding Shasteen guilty.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
The account that tweeted it was going down a list of Gav's yelp reviews. I could be suckered in by Poe's law here, but I'm leaning towards that they're legit.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

cumshitter posted:

Is there any proof that that's really Gavin's Yelp review? I can believe it, since Seims seems to be that special kind of crazy where even the simplest things he tries to do turn into shitfucked disasters.

I hear a congressional committee is being formed to investigate.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

red19fire posted:

The tyranny of the automatic 18% gratuity :argh:
Looks like Gavin has a few things that set him off from those Yelp reviews. One is automatic gratuity, another place actually did refuse to back down and got the cops involved. Gavin doesn't say what happened when they arrived, I imagine it was both cowardly and passive aggressive. Also seems to be a cheapskate who expects to get free water at every fast food place, even gets upset with stores that don't allow him to fill his water bottle for free. That McDonald's will rue the day they attempted to charge Gavin Seim for a cup of water, for he shall have his revenge on Yelp!

Also hates paying entrance fees to parks, but what can you expect?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
I can only imagine when he "brings the family" to dinner it's at least 8 people and I doubt they're pleasant customers.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Looking forward to the thread title change to "currently sentencing and incarcerating..."

"currently executing," inshallah

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

It's sort of amazing that Gavin has built his entire life around promoting "small government," when the truth of the matter is he's just a miser. He hates having to give his money away so much that his entire life revolves around trying to abolish taxes. It's the same as trying to get free water and refusing to tip, just on a larger scale.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water?

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Volcott posted:

But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water?

Ummm...where are you not?

Edit: oh you mean in a restaurant. Okay. Yeah.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Volcott posted:

But water is free. It's water. Where are you guys paying for tap water?
He's complaining about fast food places and gas stations. Some fast food places will give you a cup of water for free, others won't. In one review he complains about a Subway that'll only give him a tiny courtesy cup of water for free, when he wants a free full-sized cup of water. If it was just about the water he could certainly find somewhere to fill his own bottles, from a sink, outside tap, or water fountain. It's about being cheap, he wants a free drink provided by the establishment alongside his fast food meals.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

OAquinas posted:

He also doesn't seem to know what the tip is for, since he says the restaurant should just raise prices instead of adding mandatory gratuity to large tables
Actually, he's totally right about this, and worker's rights organizations are totally behind the abolishment of tipping as a practice combined with higher prices/wages because it accomplishes nothing and some people just don't tip.

It's me, I'm the tipchat.

edit: He's not right to not pay the drat gratuity when added, though.

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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
He got pissed because he was told he had to do something he was going to do anyway. He wasn't even told to do it, it was on his receipt and he threw a fit over that despite it being common practice in every restaurant.

It's no different from throwing a fit over those signs that tell you to pay your parking ticket at one of the booths when you can do it at the exit. He intended to pay, it just didn't happen on his terms and for some reason he felt that he had to make it everyone's problem, when there was no problem to begin with.

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