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Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

You posted:

I hate myself

So do I.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013

Hedenius posted:

Norweigian gas and oil company Statoil sold their chain of gas stations to Canadian company Couche-Tard in 2012. The deal included a provision that they could only use the name Statoil until 2021. This year Couche-Tard decided to change the branding to Circle K. They started by changing the flags. There were some unforeseen consequences.



While in Finland, apparently nobody had any problems with this:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

The MSJ posted:

Getting a blowjob while driving is pretty dangerous, yes.

Actual product in Hong Kong.

It even has a music video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZMtaHjTDS4

Uhhh..... why?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The MSJ posted:

Getting a blowjob while driving is pretty dangerous, yes.


I've had them and sex while driving and done ok.

My friend on the other hand got into a bad wreck hitting something head on at speed. His GF wasn't happy and had to stay in the hospital for a bit.

I didn't ask if his wiener was ok.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Soulex posted:

I didn't ask if his wiener was ok.

There are more dangerous places for a wiener! :getin:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Soulex posted:

I've had them and sex while driving and done ok.

My friend on the other hand got into a bad wreck hitting something head on at speed. His GF wasn't happy and had to stay in the hospital for a bit.

I didn't ask if his wiener was ok.

It's like people have never read The World According to Garp.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

PaulBearer posted:

While in Finland, apparently nobody had any problems with this:



Why would they?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


FAROOQ posted:

Why would they?

Because everyone on Earth should be knowledgeable and sensitive of and towards American culture.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
That would be cultural appropriation, which is absolutely not a bullshit thing white girls on tumblr bitch about because their lives are that pathetic.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



FAROOQ posted:

That would be cultural appropriation, which is absolutely not a bullshit thing white girls on tumblr bitch about because their lives are that pathetic.

Whoa, watch out fellas! This guy is edgy as gently caress!

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Soulex posted:

I've had them and sex while driving and done ok.

My friend on the other hand got into a bad wreck hitting something head on at speed. His GF wasn't happy and had to stay in the hospital for a bit.

I didn't ask if his wiener was ok.

I've heard this type of thing brought up as a concern for people with self-driving cars, or that Tesla semi-autonomous self-drive feature.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Soulex posted:

I've had them and sex

No you loving haven't

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

*nods sageley*

yes mm that is thing

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

Facebook Aunt posted:

What if the plastic isn't to keep the fabric clean, but to keep the nuggets clean? Snap the picture and then bag them up and pop them back into the freezer.

I think you are absolutely right. My mind just couldn't come up with that scenario, but it is seems to be a perfect fit.
:barf:

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Is he eating the other bear's poo poo or his own sperm taken from the other bear's orifices? :)

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Doctor Malaver posted:

Is he eating the other bear's poo poo or his own sperm taken from the other bear's orifices? :)

He is eating honey from a pot concealed by the other bear's body.

Maximum Tomfoolery
Apr 12, 2010

ImpAtom posted:

He is eating honey from a pot concealed in the other bear's body.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

drat, that's hot.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

FAROOQ posted:

No you loving haven't

Spicy takes in the funny pics thread

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

theSpokeyDokey
Jul 19, 2005

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

I like that he still got a mouthful of bread

Munch right, lil pupper

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Interview with Ken M

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BRB, gettin' a big loaf of French bread for my wiener.

Edit: My dog, that is, not my dick.

Edit edit: Also a second loaf for my dick.

Edit edit edit: Gonna preemptively make the joke that it needs to be a much smaller loaf cause of tiny dick and all that so you don't have to.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Doctor Malaver posted:

Is he eating the other bear's poo poo or his own sperm taken from the other bear's orifices? :)

Pooh has a pretty simple digestive system. All his bodily fluids are just hunny.

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Kajeesus posted:

Pooh has a pretty simple digestive system. All his bodily fluids are just hunny.

Stuffing, actually.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sure looks like Pooh to me.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

DrBouvenstein posted:

BRB, gettin' a big loaf of French bread for my wiener.

Edit: My dog, that is, not my dick.

Edit edit: Also a second loaf for my dick.

Edit edit edit: Gonna preemptively make the joke that it needs to be a much smaller loaf cause of tiny dick and all that so you don't have to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYBcFTsAdQ

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kajeesus posted:

Pooh has a pretty simple digestive system. All his bodily fluids are just hunny.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Still the best album cover.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


whiteyfats posted:

Still the best album cover.

And lets not forget the worst:



I still don't know who they thought long man-tit and sucking on your own booger-ring was supposed to sell albums to. Sure, it was the height of the No Limit graphic design era and you'd never stand out in the gold-n-diamonds-n-asses arms race, but how could you settle on that, of all the divergent places you could take a black monks artistic concept, and decide 'repulsive' was going to be your entrée to the marketplace?

But then again It took just a decade for Rick Ross to make it work so what do I know.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

whiteyfats posted:

Still the best album cover.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kajeesus posted:

Pooh has a pretty simple digestive system. All his bodily fluids are just hunny.

So he's like vampires from The Strain but infected with honey worms?

graybook
Oct 10, 2011

pinya~

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to correct that post with this image.

I just love how vague "Doin Thangs" is.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

graybook posted:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wanted to correct that post with this image.

I just love how vague "Doin Thangs" is.

Well when the pigs are trying to get at you, you got to be vague.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I stand corrected.

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