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Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Please add an "Abortion is My Jam" shirt to the shop.

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LordNagash
Dec 29, 2012

What are you doing? Why did you bring breakfast into this?

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


LordNagash posted:

What are you doing? Why did you bring breakfast into this?

These are words that surprisingly come up fairly often in my head. I guess it's the same for everyone else. It's jammed like that.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Abortion is indeed my jam

this is a good comic and the ending made me laugh for real

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
This one was cool, and good.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Can anyone give me a rundown on the voice in this one

thanks in advance

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Buca di Bepis posted:

Can anyone give me a rundown on the voice in this one

thanks in advance

It checks out!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

This will be the first presidency run largely by Wikipedia and discreet texts to Roast Beef

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

I think all the recent strips are good, but this may be my favorite.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

This will be the first presidency run largely by Wikipedia and discreet texts to Roast Beef
PARTLY FALSE: Taft issued discreet texts to roast beef (i.e. filling out the breakfast form on his door hanger).

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
A classic Achewood comic.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I liked the comic, but Ray looks like he's gaining weight -- probably due to that smoking jacket or whatever he's wearing.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

prefect posted:

I liked the comic, but Ray looks like he's gaining weight -- probably due to that smoking jacket or whatever he's wearing.

Look, Ray didn't invent sour cream, it invented itself!

krakagar
Sep 26, 2010
Holy poo poo that definitely is an Achewood strip right there. A++ Would read again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Abortions can't wear shoes?"
"Not...not if they doin' it right. No."

That was beautiful.

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
I want to see a botched abortion wearing shoes. Maybe those little ones with Velcro laces and blinky lights in the heels.

head58
Apr 1, 2013

For sale: baby shoes. Kind of worn.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



head58 posted:

For sale: baby shoes. Kind of worn.

:golfclap:

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

High Lord Elbow posted:

I want to see a botched abortion wearing shoes. Maybe those little ones with Velcro laces and blinky lights in the heels.

Here comes a special fetus!

TenKindsOfCrazy
Aug 11, 2010

Tell me a story with my pudding and tea.
Oh Man do I like Achewood. Even the least good Achewood is good Achewood.

Dr Dracula
Oct 30, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Grimey Drawer
Top tier Achewood really is the best poo poo ever; as far as getting mediochre Achewood, well it don't matter that much one way or the other.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Make Achewood Great Again

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
The pull and power of the Lazarus shoe is great. 80s money men could sell you anything.



EDIT: OR COULD THEY??

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

TenKindsOfCrazy posted:

Oh Man do I like Achewood. Even the least good Achewood is good Achewood.

/Sells u a cumbrella

Tenterhooks
Jul 27, 2003

Bang Bang
I know Ray is a cat and not a dog, but there is something very Ray about this dog's moves.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


"The talented Mr. Smuckles!" :smug:

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
I think we just saw Ray's Magrueax Dog.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


tim simmons
in
the dude has got no mercy

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Achewood stuff pasted on top of ~INSPIRATIONAL~ poster templates produces some pretty rad results:





My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"You can do whatever you want in life."

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

My Lovely Horse posted:

"You can do whatever you want in life."

Also "Being in trouble is a fake idea"

Archer
Oct 4, 2002

You were cool, man. Even when you were hasslin' me, you were cool.
"You dis my dog, you fluff my hog."

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1

I haven't gotten past the first panel yet, that's amazing.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Archer posted:

"You dis my dog, you fluff my hog."

"I said that if you speak against Weldon then you are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
"You want me to break the law in order to help you shoot my best friend. Help me out here, Pat. At least say somethin' about a Hickory Farms Executive Sampler."

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
Man I once tried ordering one of those sent to a friend in Canada and the drat thing got returned to me, sitting on the front porch under blazing sun for hours on end. Fuckin' Hickory Farms did not give me an executive experience on that transaction.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Um, yes.

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


dialogue has punctuation, garbage

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
actually it's good

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SebAndSeb
Apr 23, 2007

hello
:siren:new strip:siren:

Is it just me or has http://totesrad.com/ been down for a while? Alt text?

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