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Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
Former Victorian Liberal Party director stole $1.5M to save his marriage court told

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-06/former-vic-liberal-party-director-stole-to-save-his-marriage/7391682

quote:

The former director of the Victorian Liberal Party, Damien Mantach, stole more than $1.5 million from party coffers partly in an attempt to save his marriage, a court has heard.
Mantach, 42, has formally pleaded guilty in the Victorian County Court to 15 charges of obtaining financial advantage by deception relating to a complex scheme of issuing fake invoices.
He issued 53 bogus invoices starting in the months before he was appointed director in early 2011 until his resignation in March 2015.
Mantach spent the majority of the money on shares and the purchase of a cafe in his home town of Ocean Grove.

His defence lawyer Geoffrey Steward said Mantach and his wife Jodie had been suffering marital problems for several years and that he had bought the cafe for her.
Judge Liz Gaynor told the court she accepted the money had not been spent on buying "Ferraris and boats".
"It's clear his marriage was in strife and this was his simplistic way of dealing with it," she said.
The court heard Mantach had made full admissions and explained to police how he orchestrated the fraud scheme at the earliest stage of their investigations.

Mr Steward said Mantach had expressed an immeasurable degree of remorse and had taken the blame entirely.
"This is a fellow who was rubbing shoulders with Prime Ministers and Premiers and now he's sharing metaphorical porridge with prisoners," he said.
Judge Gaynor noted Mantach had been "unusually remorseful [and] co-operative" but said a prison term would be appropriate.

He will be sentenced next month.

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hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
The federal environment minister has argued in court that coal from Australia’s largest coalmine would have no “substantial” impact on climate change and as a result he did not need to consider whether it would affect the Great Barrier Reef.
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The minister’s reasoning was that whether the burning of the coal would make climate change worse depended on whether it would increase the total amount of coal burned globally. But he notes there are a “raft of factors” that could affect how much coal was burned globally, including whether the coal from the mine displaced other coal and whether it was dealt with within various national emissions targets.

He concluded that there “was no requisite relationship between combustion emissions and increases in global temperature”.

Further, the minister argued that since the net impact was “difficult to identify”, there was no need to impose conditions on the mine, such as that climate impacts would be offset.

“Put simply, because any increase in net global greenhouse gas emissions was a matter of speculation, there was no need for or utility in the imposition of conditions.”

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
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Nov 14, 2003


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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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It's friday, that means time for Gerard Henderson's Media watch dog


quote:

GERARD HENDERSON’S MEDIA WATCH DOG – ISSUE NO. 314

6 May 2016

The inaugural issue of “Gerard Henderson’s Media Watch” was published in April 1988 – over a year before the first edition of the ABC TV Media Watch program went to air. Since November 1997 “Gerard Henderson’s Media Watch” has been published as part of The Sydney Institute Quarterly. In 2009 Gerard Henderson’s Media Watch Dog blog commenced publication.

THE ABC AND THE BUDGET

Is Mike Carlton still on the wagon? You have to wonder following the tweet he sent out after Scott Morrison brought down the 2016-17 budget on Tuesday. Enraged at the treatment of the taxpayer funded public broadcaster, Mike (“I used to pour the gin”) Carlton sent out the following tweet:

mike carlton barbarians tweet

So there you have it. Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and Treasurer Scott Morrison preside over a budget which gives the ABC an annual handout of over $1 billion. And your man Carlton believes that they are cultural barbarians.

It seems that the Friends of the ABC were expecting that the Turnbull government would be more friendly to the ABC than the Abbott government. This is consistent with the view found among the left that Tony Abbott presided over the Abbott Clerical Fascist Dictatorship.

As Gerard Henderson pointed out in his column in last Saturday’s The Weekend Australian (see here) Tony Abbott wanted to ensure greater political diversity within the ABC. Malcolm Turnbull’s view is that the public broadcaster is essentially a left-wing outfit and nothing can be done about it. However, the Prime Minister believes that much can be done to improve the ABC’s productivity – since he regards it as a bloated taxpayer-funded organisation. Mr Turnbull is known to compare the ABC unfavourably with Sky News and the commercial free-to-air channels in so far as efficiency is concerned.

Now ABC managing director Michelle Guthrie is intent on ensuring “more diversity” in both the ABC’s “staff and culture”. If cultural diversity is important – then so is political diversity.

The ABC is well regarded within the Coalition due to its presence in rural and regional Australia. However, the public broadcaster’s capture by inner-city leftists does not advance the public broadcaster’s cause within the Coalition and sections of the Labor Party. It is sometimes overlooked that one of the most fierce critics of the ABC’s left-leaning disposition in the Federal Parliament is Michael Danby – the Labor MP for Melbourne Ports.

The Friends of the ABC regard what they see as inadequate funding for the public broadcaster as a product of the likes of John Howard and Tony Abbott. But, when it comes to funding, Malcolm Turnbull has been tougher on the ABC than his predecessors. He was Communications Minister during the Abbott government and has overseen more cuts as prime minister. In any event, if the ABC cannot make do with a $1 billion annual handout – it needs substantial internal reform.

MEDIAFOOLOFWEEK

STEP FORWARD JON FAINE – WHO REGARDS STONING AS “WEIRD AND WACKY”

Nancy’s (male) co-owner is currently in the Northern Hemisphere on work commitments. That is, not a Well Earned Break. So this issue relies more than usual on tips from MWD’s avid readers. Like this one.

Jon Faine, who hosts Mornings with Jon Faine on ABC Radio 774 in Melbourne, is your typical guilt-ridden, sandal-wearing, inner-city-living leftie member of the left intelligentsia. So he goes out of his way to criticise conservatives at home and in such nations as the United States and Israel abroad. And he is forever looking for an excuse to defend Islamists or any other groups who are hostile towards Western democracies. Let’s go to the transcript of the exchange which occurred on Mornings with Jon Faine yesterday:

Jon Faine: Morning Damien.

Damien: Thank you Jon. Listen, I have a Sunni Muslim friend and I’ve known him for a long time, you know a couple of years – model citizen, great family guy, loves his AFL, you know, really typical Aussie guy. I spoke to him about stuff the other day and he’s adamant that stoning is the best punishment for adultery.

Jon Faine: Hmmm.

Damien: So I was just shocked. I was – what would you do in that situation?

Jon Faine: What did you do, Damien? What did you say to him?

Damien: I just laughed it off as if he was just sort of joking but he was dead-set serious.

Jon Faine: But Damien, why is that any different to people in the orthodox Jewish community for example who have some bizarre beliefs – or people in the Hillsong or rather happy-clappy Christian communities who – all sorts of – who have all sorts of bizarre beliefs. They just live their lives. It’s not as if they [Muslims] put them into practice.

Damien: That may be true Jon. But I am specifically wondering what you might do in that situation?

Jon Faine: Well, I’d say “that’s pretty wacky” and say “who do you think will win on Saturday?”.

Damien: So you would just brush it off as nothing?

Jon Faine: No, not nothing. But I’ve got friends who – it doesn’t mean that you have to agree with everything they say. It doesn’t mean that you suspend your friendship with them because they entertain some weird and wacky view on a particular issue.

Damien: Yes but is that a “weird and wacky” view to him? It’s a mainstream one – like if you ask – I reckon if you ask some of your Sunni callers what their views are on Sharia law punishments, you are going to get so much obfuscation. You know, they are not going to talk straight up about it.

Sally Warhaft: [to Damien] It’s a terrific question you ask. [to Jon Faine] I think it is more serious than “that’s weird and wacky” and who do you think is going to win? I am really surprised that you would put those two things on par because it’s violent. What’s behind that is a deep seated belief – I think if you want to have wacky beliefs about whatever religion, that’s fine but a deep seated belief that stoning, presumably your wife – it’s only women – for adultery is just a wacky belief, I think that’s different. It’s violent.

Jon Faine: Damien.

Damien: I think that’s different. You can’t just bring up Scientology and say that is analogous to what I’m talking about. As Sally is saying, we’re literally talking about putting someone in a hole and throwing stones at them till they are dead. Like what do Scientologists believe? Is it anything like that? You tell me?

Sally Warhaft: It’s like somebody saying if your wife commits adultery it’s okay, you know, to wack her around a bit. It’s just not okay. It’s not wacky – it’s just –

Jon Faine: Sorry, he’s [Sunni Muslim] not doing it. He’s not saying he thinks we ought to –

Sally Warhaft: But I’m saying –

Jon Faine: it’s his reading of his religious –

Sally Warhaft: Jon, if somebody said to me fully that “if my wife committed adultery it would be okay for me to hit her” – if somebody said to me that was their belief, I would take them on about it. I absolutely would.

Jon Faine: Yeah, you take them on. No one’s arguing about taking them on. But does it mean you cut them off or they got no right to exist in society? No. They are just an adherent to a religious view that includes extremist attitudes on a particular aspect of life and there’s – I totally agree, there’s no place for it in a civilised, developed world. But people in different religious beliefs have the views that are completely wacky and weird.

How guilt-ridden can you get? The uber-liberal Jon Faine classifies the sharia practice of stoning adulterers (most often females) as, variously, “bizarre”, “weird” and “wacky”. That’s all. And he reckons that it is akin with “some bizarre beliefs” in orthodox Jewry and fundamental Christianity.

What a weak response. The Faine Fudge ignores the fact that no section of the Jewish or Christian faith proclaims killings for “sins of the flesh”. Just extreme Islam.

Jon Faine is in the tradition of the leftist intelligentia which rationalised the barbarities and killings of the West’s enemies. Such as Joe Stalin’s communist Soviet Union and Mao Zedong’s communist China. Now, the contemporary Western intelligentsia rationalises the barbarities of militant Islamism.

What’s next? Looking forward to hearing Jon Faine describe public beheadings of alleged infidels as bizarre, weird and wacky. It’s easy to hold such views if you live on a taxpayer funded salary in a Western democracy where your own body is protected from attack by defence, security and police agencies.

As the late George Orwell was wont to reflect, such statements of the like made by Jon Faine are so foolish that they could only have been uttered by an intellectual.

NANCY’S REPORT FROM RED BANDANNA-LAND

As readers of the Correspondence section in MWD Issue 312 will be aware, Fairfax Media belatedly published a correction concerning Peter FitzSimons’ untruthful comment that, under the Melbourne Response set up in 1996 by (then) Archbishop George Pell to handle clerical child sexual abuse, there had not been one referral to Victoria Police. The howler was first revealed in MWD on 11 March 2016. Needless to say, your man Fitz has not apologised for his howler and declined to enter into correspondence about it. What a gutless wonder.

In recent days MWD has discovered the background story to this matter:

٠ On 13 March 2016 a certain Michael Hains lodged a complaint with the Press Council of Australia concerning The Fitz Files of 6 March 2016. The complainant stated that it was wrong for Peter FitzSimons to claim that not one referral was made to Victoria Police under the Melbourne Response.

٠ On 30 March 2016 Mr Hains received a letter from the Press Council advising that, following his complaint, contact has been made with Fairfax Media and a correction made to The Fitz Files. This resolved the matter. The correction was published in the Sun-Herald on 20 March 2016.

٠ For some reason or other, in his letter to Gerard Henderson – which was published in MWD Issue 312 – Stuart Washington did not state that Fairfax Media was dragged kicking and screaming to correct The Fitz Files due to the intervention of the Press Council. How about that?



NIKI SAVVA’S ABBOTTPHOBIA CONTINUES APACE

What a stunning performance by Niki Savva – author of The Road to Ruin: how Tony Abbott and Peta Credlin destroyed their own government on Insiders last Sunday.

Before the segment when Michael Bowers analyses the cartoons and photos of the week on “Talking Pictures”, Niki Savva criticised Tony Abbott – who had recently been interviewed on The Bolt Report. Asked by Andrew Bolt about whether he might become Liberal Party leader – and prime minister, again – Australia’s 28th prime minister described himself as a “has been”. Now, let’s go to the transcript:

Barrie Cassidy: He [Tony Abbott] used the term “has been, has been”.

Niki Savva: “Has been”.

Barrie Cassidy: That’s fairly convincing.

Niki Savva: And soon people will say “never was”. And “never will be”. I think, you know, really, I mean, Tony Abbott is dead. He doesn’t know it. And the Del-Cons, as Miranda Devine beautifully calls them, they don’t accept it and will never accept it. But that’s the reality of it.

Since many Australians would have no idea about what Ms Savva was on about, here’s a useful translation. The so-called “Del-Cons” are “Delusional-Conservatives”, who refuse to accept Mr Abbott’s replacement by Malcolm Turnbull as prime minister.

Soon after, in her final comment for last Sunday’s Insiders, Niki Savva made the following point:

Niki Savva: If Malcolm Turnbull hadn’t wrested the leadership from Tony Abbott last year, we wouldn’t be debating whether Shorten can win the election but by how much.

So there you have it. Just before “Talking Pictures”, Ms Savva predicted that “soon” people will say that Tony Abbott “never was”. And yet, a few minutes later, she was banging about a man who “never was”. How obsessive can you get? Can you bear it?

MEDIA TART NICHOLAS REECE REPEATS MISUNDERSTANDING

Thanks to the avid reader who drew MWD’s attention to what a busy time media tart and Melbourne University academic Nicholas Reece had last week.

Your man Reece appeared on Sky News late in the evening of Tuesday 26 April and on ABC 1 early in the morning of Wednesday 27 April. Who knows? Perhaps he camps out for the night in Melbourne’s Botanic Gardens – a location close to both Sky News and the ABC – ready for the next media invitation.

On Paul Murray Live, the former ALP operative and one-time Julia Gillard staffer, supported the Turnbull government’s decision to build 12 submarines in Adelaide. However, he queried why the subs would be conventional – rather than nuclear – powered. On PML, Adelaide-based journalist Tory Shepherd advised Mr Reece that one of the reasons for the decision to construct conventional submarines is that there are few Australians who are qualified to handle nuclear technology.

As if he had not listened to Ms Shepherd, Nicholas Reece made exactly the same point about nuclear subs when interviewed the following morning on ABC 1’s News Breakfast as he had on PML the night before. [Perhaps he does not listen to the women – MWD Ed].

It seems that the Melbourne University academic is unaware of the fact that there are few Australians qualified on nuclear science. More seriously, Nicholas Reece seems unaware that conventional submarines can operate readily in shallow waters – unlike nuclear subs. Some of the oceans surrounding Australia are relatively shallow – including the Taiwan Strait. Certainly, the United States has expressed an interest in Australia having conventional submarines – since, in any joint action, they would complement the US’s nuclear subs.

And there is another issue. Is Mr Reece suggesting that many of his Labor Party mates would feel comfortable about a nuclear submarine docking anywhere close to the sandal-wearing inner-city areas of Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide or Fremantle? MWD doubts this. Which suggests that Nicholas Reece has not thought through this proposal.

However, don’t expect Mr Reece to take any notice of the facts about submarines anytime soon. He’s got an academic theory – and that’s good enough. Can you bear it?

THE AGE’S RACHEL BROWNE ON CARDINAL PELL

As documented in MWD last week, the special one day hearing of the Royal Commission Into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse was something of a dud. The Royal Commission summoned a special hearing on Wednesday 27 April to hear evidence from former employees of the Catholic Education Office in Melbourne.

This followed Cardinal George Pell’s evidence to the Royal Commission in March 2016 that he had been misled by the Catholic Education Office (CEO), when he was an auxiliary bishop of Melbourne during the late 1980s and early 1990s, concerning the pedophile priest Peter Searson.

As documented in MWD Issue 313, four former CEO officials gave evidence to the Royal Commission on 27 April. Namely Monsignor Thomas Michael Doyle, Peter Charles Annett, Allan David Dooley and Catherine Agnes Briant. All four denied that they had misled or deceived (then) Bishop Pell concerning Searson’s criminal offending.

While the media reporting was not favourable to Cardinal Pell – it was not dishonest. The ABC, The Australian, Herald Sun, Daily Telegraph and Sydney Morning Herald reported that CEO’s former officials denied that they misled George Pell.

However, none of the above media outlets reported the central evidence of Monsignor Doyle, Mr Annett, Mr Dooly and Ms Briant. Namely, that not one of this group said that they had told Pell about Searson’s pedophile actions. This information was provided to Archbishop Frank Little – but not to (then) Bishop Pell.

Only The Age was completely dishonest in its coverage of the Royal Commission’s 27 April hearing. This was Rachel Browne’s report – published in The Age on 28 April under a report that a priest had been found guilty in the Victorian County Court of raping a boy.

How dishonest can a media outlet get? The heading: “Pell ‘repeatedly told’ about abuse: staff” and the words “repeatedly told” were in single quotes. Ms Browne’s report contained the following statement:

The commission has heard evidence Holy Family school [Doveton] parents and teachers, as well as Catholic Education office staff, repeatedly raised concerns about the risk Father Searson posed to children.

The Age’s headline was totally dishonest and Rachel Browne’s report completely misleading. If Ms Browne had attended the Royal Commission hearing on 27 April, she would have known that Monsignor Doyle and other former CEO employees specifically said that they did not tell (then) Bishop Pell about Searson’s offending against children. This is evident from the transcript of the hearing which is on the Royal Commission’s website.

An accurate Age heading would have been: “Pell not told about child abuse: staff”. And an accurate report by Rachel Browne would have read: “The commission heard evidence that Catholic Education Office staff did not raise concerns directly with George Pell about the risk Searson posed to children.”

But “The Guardian-on-the-Yarra” was not interested in the truth. Instead, The Age told a wilful falsehood about George Pell. This provides another example of The Age’s anti-Catholic sectarianism in general – and its hostility to the theologically conservative George Pell in particular.

WITH A FUDGE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF EOIN CAMERON (EOIN WHO?)

Mark Scott finally retired as ABC managing director and (so-called) editor-in-chief last Friday. Nice Mr Scott’s final interview was published in Crikey last Friday. It was quoted in a thoughtful piece by Crikey’s media reporter Myriam Robin.

Along with other reporters, Ms Robin found that Nice Mr Scott only became angry when journalists asked about what MWD has termed the ABC’s Conservative Free Zone. That is, the reality that the taxpayer funded public broadcaster does not have one conservative presenter, producer or editor for any of its prominent television, radio or on-line outlets. Not one.

As avid MWD readers will be aware, in the recent past Mark Scott has disputed the depiction of the ABC as a Conservative Free Zone by citing Radio National programs hosted by Amanda Vanstone and Tom Switzer. Neither person hosts a prominent program – very few Australians listen to Counterpoint or Between the Lines which are broadcast in non-peak times on the low-rating Radio National.

Writing in the Fairfax Media newspapers on 6 April, former ABC 1 Media Watch presenter Jonathan Holmes described Scott’s use of the Amanda Vanstone/Tom Switzer defence as “little better than mockery”. Also Mr Holmes pointed out, correctly, that neither Ms Vanstone nor Mr Switzer is “more than mildly right of centre”. Current Media Watch host Paul Barry was also less than impressed by Mark Scott’s line that Vanstone and Switzer provide balance to the ABC.

When interviewed by Crikey, Mark Scott dropped the Vanstone/Switzer defence. Instead he located another ABC conservative – believe it or not, a certain Eoin Cameron. Let’s go to the Crikey report of last Friday:

The problem, [Gerard] Henderson says, is that Scott never got himself directly involved in important or controversial editorial appointments. Given this, Henderson cannot understand how Scott could call himself “editor-in-chief”: “My criticism is he’s never run the place. It’s run by various little groups who run their own thing. The editor-in-chief doesn’t really get into anything. And they promote their own and move their own, and Scott never got involved in those crucial decisions.”…

Scott grows clearly impatient when Crikey puts Henderson’s criticism to him; it seems one he’s heard often before. “We have taken advantage of digital media to put more voices to air, host more debates, to have a detailed discussion of a broader range of perspectives than ABC ever did. We have worked assiduously to review and make sure we cover a broad range of issues that are important to Australians everywhere, and that we’re not narrow in our content. We remain very vigilant.”

But are the ABC’s leading voices too often inner-city liberals who do not reflect the breadth of Australian political perspectives? Some, like Fairfax columnist (and former Media Watch host) Jonathan Holmes, have made that argument. “The evidence doesn’t back that up,” Scott said, pointing to the fact that the ABC puts people like Eoin Cameron to air. (The recently retired Perth host was a Liberal party politician.) “Some critics, frankly, their schtick is attacking the ABC. They do it in a predictable way. I never see evidence of great legwork. Some aren’t particularly fair.”

How about that? In April 2016 Mark Scott cited the fact that one-time Liberal Party MP Eoin Cameron had a program on ABC Metropolitan Radio as evidence that the ABC has conservative presenters.

In fact, Eoin Cameron presented a morning program on Perth local station ABC 720 which mainly played music. Eoin Cameron was not an out-and-proud conservative during his ABC days. Not at all. However, such ABC metropolitan presenters as Jon Faine and Wendy Harmer are out-and-proud leftists. In any event, Mr Cameron no longer works for the ABC.

So there you have it. Mark Scott dismissed the claim that the ABC is a Conservative Free Zone by citing the name of a low-profile former ABC presenter in Perth. Pretty pathetic, eh?

And, now, a final update. Here is the final publication of MWD’s most popular “What A Difference A Decade Makes” visual:

This hugely popular segment is dedicated to holding ABC managing director and (so-called) editor-in-chief Mark Scott to account for his promise – made on 16 October 2006 – that, under his watch, there would be a “further diversity of voices” on the ABC.

Number of weeks since Nice Mr Scott promised greater diversity on the ABC – Total: 496 weeks.
Number of conservative presenters/producers/paid regular commentators/editors on prominent ABC Radio/ABC TV/ABC Online outlets – Total: Absolutely Zip

When it comes to the issue of attempting to ensure some political balance at the ABC on Mr Scott’s watch, it’s now well and truly past midnight.

NANCY’S COURTESY CLASSES CONTINUE

In the courtesy-lite world in which we live, Nancy has commenced running a virtual courtesy class about what to say – and what not to say – in or on the media. The hope is that Nancy’s Courtesy Classes will lead to an overall lift in Australian manners:

Case Study 1

This is what Sky News contributor Peter Beattie said on Paul Murray Live on Friday 22 April – see here. Here’s a transcript:

Paul Murray: Alright Peter [Beattie], your thoughts as a former politician but obviously as a Labor man?

Peter Beattie: …I don’t know Sophie Mirabella but she looks like an absolute bitch.(Laughter) I’m sorry. She looks dreadful. She absolutely looks dreadful. I don’t know –

Paul Murray: She’s not – but okay, yeah.

Peter Beattie: No no no – but I’m talking about appearances and perceptions in politics matter. She just looks like she’s a dreadful person…

For the record, panellists Peter Berner, Stuart Booking and Kristy McSweeney said nothing in response to Peter Beattie’s misogyny.

Nancy’s Advice: As a female dog, sure, I’m technically a bitch. However, it is discourteous to call a human female a bitch. To me, bitch is a description. To the likes of Ms Mirabella, “bitch” is an insult. Mr Beattie should know better.

Imagine what the Sandalista Class like Dr Anne Summers (for a doctor she is) would say if a former conservative politician called a left-wing woman “a bitch”. But when it comes to conservatives like Sophie Mirabella – the left can say what it likes. Shame Peter Beattie, Shame.

correspondence header caps

This overwhelmingly popular segment of Media Watch Dog usually works like this. Someone or other thinks it would be a you-beaut idea to write to Nancy’s (male) co-owner about something or other. And Hendo, being a courteous and well-brought up kind of guy, replies. Then, hey presto, the correspondence is published in MWD – much to the delight of its readers.

There are occasions, however, when Nancy’s (male) co-owner decides to write a polite note to someone or other – who, in turn, believes that a reply is in order. Publication in MWD invariably follows. There are, alas, some occasions where Hendo sends a polite missive but does not receive the courtesy of a reply. Nevertheless, publication of this one-sided correspondence still takes place. For the record and in the public interest, of course.

As MWD readers are aware, The Guardian Australia’s deputy editor Katharine Murphy put out the following tweet on 6 June 2014 at 4.33 pm – when that issue of MWD was “hot off the press”. Here is Ms Murphy’s tweet: “Without in any way wanting to breach anyone’s human rights or free speech – why do people write emails to Gerard Henderson?” It’s a very good question. Thankfully, not everyone follows Katharine Murphy’s wise counsel – not even Ms Murphy herself (See MWD Issue 297).

LEN LOVEDAY AND GERARD HENDERSON

Unlike many media outlets – including John Barron’s ABC Fact Check Unit – MWD is always willing to acknowledge errors, including John-Laws-style-deliberate-mistakes.

So MWD is happy to correct a typo in the “What A Difference A Decade Makes” screen shot – which documents how Mark Scott failed to live up to his 2006 promise to provide greater diversity to the ABC. This was drawn to MWD’s attention by an avid (albeit critical) reader L.B. (“Call me Len”) Loveday.

The correction to this deliberate mistake provided Hendo an opportunity to bang on again about Peter FitzSimons’ error-filled attack on (then) Archbishop George Pell’s Melbourne Response – which was set up in 1996 to handle complaints of clerical child sexual abuse in the Catholic Archdiocese of Melbourne. Thank you Mr Loveday. Now read on.

L.B. (Len) Loveday to Gerard Henderson – 1 April 2016

Mr Henderson,

How prescient to know what Nice Mr Scott will concede later this year, October 2016, but why would he look about 10 years younger than that he did last month?

Regards,

L.B.(Len) Loveday

L.B. (Len) Loveday to Gerard Henderson – 29 April 2016

Mr Henderson,

It is now 28 days since I alerted you to an major error in MWD Issue 309, 10 days longer than it ” took Sydney Morning Herald editor-in-chief Darren Goodsir and SMH editor Stuart Washington to correct one particularly egregious error by Peter FitzSimons”.

All you would need to do is change a 1 to a 0 and it would be fixed; now that should not be too hard.

Regards

L.B. (Len) Loveday

Gerard Henderson to L.B. (Len) Loveday – 3 May 2016

Mr Loveday

I overlooked your earlier email re this matter. I noticed the error myself last week and intend to correct it soon.

The error came about when the original screen-shot was corrected to replace one error and a new error was introduced. The young casual who does the screen shots was sick last week but should be available this week. So the correction will be made.

I try to avoid “deliberate mistakes”. But sometimes corrections are an easy way of re-stating a point. In this case, for example. On Friday I will be able to run – for the final time – the Mark Scott Score-Board. Come to think of it, I will also give the Nice Mr Scott Clock a final outing.

One final point – about your hyperbole. I do not believe that what is an obvious typo – 2016 for 2006 – is a “major error”. Especially since the correct date, i.e. 2006, was provided in the text above the screen-shot.

You seem to believe that an incorrect date is as “major” an error as Peter FitzSimons’ recklessly false claim about Cardinal George Pell. As you will be aware, The Fitz Files alleged on 6 March 2016 that under the Melbourne Response, set up by (then) Archbishop Pell in 1996, not one instance of clerical child sexual abuse was referred to the Victoria Police. Mr FitzSimons alleged that I supported such an outcome.

In his wilful ignorance, Peter FitzSimons was not aware that the Melbourne Response was set up in co-operation with Victoria Police and with the support of the Victorian Government at the time. Under the Melbourne Response, numerous cases of clerical child sexual assault were referred to Victoria Police. The Fitz Files would know this if its author did any research.

Peter FitzSimons – gutless wonder that he is – simply refuses to acknowledge my email correspondence on this issue. Despite the fact that he (falsely) accused me of supporting a procedure to handle clerical child sexual abuse in which no cases of criminality were forwarded to Victoria Police.

And yet you believe that a minor typo of little consequence in MWD is as “major” an “error” as Peter FitzSimons’ recklessly false claims about the Melbourne Response in the Sun-Herald.

Turn it up.

Gerard Henderson

L.B. (Len) Loveday to Gerard Henderson – 3 May 2016

Mr H,

Hyperbole, and that is what it was ” is a figure of speech that uses an exaggerated or extravagant statement to create a strong emotional response”.

Certainly achieved the “strong emotional response”, although not as I’d expected – I’m a novice at anything but plain words; I’ll stick to them in future.

LBL

Gerard Henderson to L.B. (Len) Loveday – 6 May 2016

Mr Loveday

Thanks for your note.

As to the “hyperbole” matter. Well, I don’t rely much on dictionary definitions.

But I just happen to believe that the assertion that an obvious typo (2016 for 2006) is a “major error” comparable to a (false) claim that a prominent Australian covered up child abuse is hyperbole.

The point is that your emails did contain “plain words”. The point about your words was not that they were plain but that they contained an exaggeration.

Keep Morale High – and keep reading MWD.

Gerard Henderson AC (aka Always Courteous).

GERARD HENDERSON AND PETER FITZSIMONS

As avid readers will be aware, the Sun-Herald columnist Peter FitzSimons has not attended Nancy’s Courtesy Classes. Hence, his rudeness is not responding to, or even acknowledging, Hendo’s emails.

MWD assumes that Fitzy’s rudeness is just that. The alternative is that The Fitz Files just made up the allegation that Cardinal George Pell lives in a $30 million mansion in Rome.

We will keep you informed if Fitzy ever gets around to stumping up the evidence for his claim. Or if Darren Goodsir and Stuart Washington (of the Sydney Morning Herald and Sun Herald) ever get the courage to insist that Fitz’s error be corrected. We’ll keep you posted. In the meantime, here is Hendo’s (latest) unacknowledged letter to The Bandannaed One. Here we go:

Gerard Henderson to Peter FitzSimons – 3 May 2016

Fitzy

I’m off to Rome soon. So I would much appreciate if you could provide the address for the “$30 million mansion” in Rome in which you claim Cardinal George Pell resides. (Your Sun-Herald column of 24 May 2015 refers).

I would just love to take a selfie of myself in front of the Pell “mansion”. If all this works out, I promise to send you a copy of such a photo which can be reproduced in “The Fitz Files”.

I know you must be aware of the location of this mansion – since I find it hard to believe that you just made up the claim that Cardinal Pell “lives in a $30 million mansion in Rome”.

Over to you.

Gerard Henderson

cc: Darren Goodsir

Stuart Washington



Until next time – keep morale high.

My oh my. Poor, blithering Gerard “Gollum” Henderson will be incandescent with rage after that Media Watch. The silly prick.

Mike Carlton via Twitter, 15 Feb 2016, 9:44 PM

Gerard: You are hopeless…

– David Marr, 12 February 2016

ABC is a weakened and flawed institution for sure but it is a vital balance to ranting prejudices of Gerard Henderson’s boss@rupertmurdoch

Quentin Dempster via Twitter, 10 Jan 2016, 5:22 PM

Poor mad Gerard is obsessed. I expect he had an unhappy childhood, always the last to be chosen…

Mike Carlton via Twitter, 25 Oct 2015, 3:27 AM

Sometimes I think of Gerard Henderson like a Japanese holdout, lost in the jungles of Borneo, still fighting the war 20 years after it ended

– Erik Jensen,via Twitter, 16 Oct 2015, 4:50 PM

Gérard Henderson brain missing. Small reward

– Phillip Adams, via Twitter, 10 Oct 2015, 11:16 AM

I’ve been shot at by the Viet Cong. I once met Gerard Henderson. I can take any poo poo thrown at me…

Mike Carlton via Twitter, 9:22 PM – 9 Sep 2015

Gerard. You are an idiot #insiders

Bevan Shields via Twitter, 9:46 AM, 23 August 2015

“[Gerard Henderson is a] professional filing cabinet”

– Leftist scribbler Jeff Sparrow, Crikey, 13 August 2015

Leaving the house to avoid listening to GHenderson on @774melbourne

– Jonathan Green via Twitter, 31 July 2015

“gerard henderson trending on twitter, omg [looks out window, where the sun is eclipsed and the sky blood-red] oh yeah that makes sense”

– Adam Brereton via Twitter, 31 July 2015

Gerard Henderson on @891adelaide right now & I find myself shouting at my radio. What a morning”

– Louise Pascale via Twitter, 31 July 2015

“oh hell why is Gerard Henderson trending? Has boredom become the new black.”

– MNihilon via Twitter, 31 July 2015

Told I made the late Gerard Henderson’s little blog today. Read it. What a rancorous, nauseating, humourless little turd he is.

– Mike Carlton via Twitter during Gin & Tonic Time on 12 June 2015.

“On Sunday before Insiders…I was giving you a rich and full account of what a weird poo poo I think you are…”

– David Marr to Gerard Henderson, 1 June 2015

To #swf2015 this morning. Sunlit harbour, fabulous crowds radiating civility. And no Gerard Henderson ! It doesn’t get any better.

– Mike Carlton, via Twitter, 1:48 PM – 21 May 2015

Gerard Henderson’s friday self-harm update is here

– Adam Brereton, via Twitter, May 15, 2015

[Gerard Henderson’s Media Watch Dog is] batshit mad.

– Guy Rundle in Crikey, 14 May 2015:

I’m in the sort of mood that if I saw Gerard Henderson in the street I’d hit him with his own umbrella

– Ben Pobjie, via Twitter, 8 May 2015

It’s a glorious day when Gerard Henderson has a go at you

– Adam Gartrell, via Twitter, 8 May 2015

Meeting of Gerard Henderson Appreciation Society tonight Sydney Opera House phone booth

– Phillip Adams, via Twitter, 28 April 2015, 1.36 pm (after lunch).

“Gerard’s condescension levels high on #insiders this morning”

– Lenore Taylor, via Twitter, 22 February 2015

“Gerard Henderson and David Marr are on #Insiders this week. Like a political Felix and Oscar.”

– Mark Scott via Twitter 19 February 2015 at 1.10 pm

“I once called Gerard Henderson `a complete f%^wit’. I deeply regret that. I was being much too harsh on f%^wits.”

– Malcolm Farr via Twitter 14 February 2015 at 10:14 am

“Oh Gerard. You total clown.”

– Jonathan (“Proudly the ABC’s Sneerer-in-Chief”) Green on Twitter, Friday 3 October 2014, 4.31 pm [Mr Green must be an obsessive avid reader to respond so soon. – Ed]

“Good morning. All the gooder for being attacked (for thousandth time) by silly Gerard in the Oz”

– Phillip Adams via Twitter, 27 September 2014

“What troubles me most is that he [Gerard Henderson] shows such low journalistic standards, yet he is politically quite influential. He is often on Insiders. It’s hard to see why: he comes across as a crank.”

– Kate Durham as told to Crikey, 16 September 2014

“The unhinged but well spoken Gerard Henderson….”

– Bob Ellis, Table Talk blog, 10 August 2014

“Gerard Henderson and Nancy are awful human beings.”

– Alexander White, Twitter, 25 July 2014

“This is my regularly scheduled “Oh Gerard” tweet for every time he appears on #insiders”

– Josh Taylor, senior journalist for ZDNet, Twitter, 20 July 2014

“…that fu-kwitted Gerard “Gollum” Henderson….”

– Mike (“I’ll pour the gin”) Carlton, via Twitter, 12 July 2014

“[Gerard Henderson is a] silly prick”

– Mike (“I’ll pour the gin”) Carlton – tweeted Saturday 27 June 2014 at 4.15 pm, i.e. after lunch

“If Gerard Henderson had run Beria’s public relations Stalin’s death would have been hidden for a year and Nikita [Khrushchev] and co would have been shot”

– Laurie Ferguson via Twitter – 22 June 2014 [By-line: Mr Ferguson is a member of the House of Representatives who speaks in riddles.]

“[Gerard Henderson] is the Eeyore of Australian public life”

– Mike Seccombe in The [Boring] Saturday Paper – 21 June 2014

“Without in any way wanting to breach anyone’s human rights or free speech – why do people write emails to Gerard Henderson?”

– Katharine Murphy, Twitter, Friday 6 June 2014

“[Gerard Henderson is] an unhinged prick”

– Mike Carlton, Twitter, Thursday 12 June 2014

“There’s no sense that Gerard Henderson has any literary credentials at all.”

– Anonymous comment quoted, highlighted and presumably endorsed by Jason (“I’m a left-leaning luvvie”) Steger, The Age, 31 May 2014

On boyfriend’s insistence, watching the notorious Gerard Henderson/@Kate_McClymont Lateline segment. GH: What an odd, angry gnome of a man.

– Benjamin Law, via Twitter, Thursday 17 Apr 2014, 11:21 pm

Can’t believe I just spent my Thursday evening with a video recap of Gerard Henderson. I’m a f-cking moron.

– Benjamin Law, via Twitter, Thursday 17 Apr 2014, 11:23 pm

“[Gerard Henderson is an] unhinged crank”

– Mike Carlton, via Twitter, Saturday 29 March 2014, 4.34 pm

Complete stranger comes up to me: that Gerard Henderson’s a xxxxxx.

– Jonathan Green via Twitter, 8 February 2014


Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
We now turn to the Courier Mail, ready to suck up some LNP fumes.

THE elevation of Tim Nicholls to the leadership of the LNP is more than a changing of the guard.

It is a signal of an evolving party attempting to reach out to increasingly urban electorates while dusting off its country bumpkin image.

Nicholls, 51, a Churchie old boy and father of three, is an urban sophisticate from dress-circle Clayfield with a background in law and finance.

Nicholls is eloquent and accomplished and has served as Treasurer in the Newman government.

He was also Finance committee spokesman while the member for Hamilton in Brisbane City Council.

Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk must be very worried today because Nicholls will almost certainly become the premier at the next election if Labor continues to lose traction.

Congratulations must go to outgoing LNP leader Lawrence Springborg who held the line and put the LNP in a winning position in the polls following the crash of the Newman government in 2015.

Nicholls praised him as a man of integrity. No one will argue with that.

The elevation of Deb Frecklington to deputy Opposition leader is a masterstroke. She is a strong rural voice and will counter arguments that the LNP was too blokey.

The party must now reunite under its new leader.

Nicholls has the political world at his feet.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Anidav posted:

By the way, here's the LNP's first online ad for the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNiLcl-5Ss

Seems like a bad idea, considering Malcolm's position in the LNP.

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Anidav posted:

By the way, here's the LNP's first online ad for the election.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFNiLcl-5Ss

I like Bill's island dancing

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'd like to add that the LNP's youtube account has been inactive for months. Not a video posted since Tones got toppled and only two new videos being added in the last few days being the budget speech and this. Labor's youtube account basically has a new video every day but no one pays attention to parties on youtube anyway. :shrug:

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I pay attention to Greens stuff when it's posted here. So I'm guessing ALP and lib stuff is of some use to someone out there.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai


Holy poo poo dudes

Periphery
Jul 27, 2003
...
Could I set up some company that essentially does nothing, then hire a bunch of interns and give them the $1000 the company is supposed to get? I want to be chased down the street by the ACA crew.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Was that poll taken post budget?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
So, when does the panic start?

I hope X party runs commercials about that Supply ship contract.

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002

Amethyst posted:



Holy poo poo dudes

wtf how does that even

awesome

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Amethyst posted:



Holy poo poo dudes

loving wow.

Periphery posted:

Could I set up some company that essentially does nothing, then hire a bunch of interns and give them the $1000 the company is supposed to get? I want to be chased down the street by the ACA crew.

Expect news reports of just this sort of thing happening

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Are we still doing Dutton pics?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

That one is subtle I like it

Dude McAwesome
Sep 30, 2004

Still better than a Ponytar

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Are we still doing Dutton pics?

needs more australian flags, at least 10 australian flags

SadisTech
Jun 26, 2013

Clem.
Jesus:

The Guardian posted:

The minister for immigration, Peter Dutton, exposed an asylum seeker who became pregnant after being raped on Nauru to serious medical and legal risks by flying her to Papua New Guinea for an abortion, the federal court found on Friday.

The minister also has a duty of care to provide a safe and legal abortion to the woman, identified only as S99, who relies on the minister for her care and who has serious neurological, physiological and psychological conditions, Justice Mordecai Bromberg found.

The woman, identified only as S99, was raped while in detention on Nauru after she fell unconscious as the result of a seizure. She woke to find blood and male discharge on her clothes. The rape resulted in a pregnancy and left her with severe post-traumatic stress disorder, evidence presented to the court from medical experts last week said.

The expert evidence also said that her neurological condition, suspected to be epilepsy but never diagnosed due to a lack of medical equipment on Nauru, along with a physiological condition Guardian Australia is unable to publish details of, and her poor mental health, meant an abortion was high risk and must be carried out by doctors with certain expertise.

However, because the Australian government has a policy not to bring asylum seekers to Australia unless the circumstances are exceptional, the immigration department sent S99 to Papua New Guinea for the procedure. She was sent there despite abortion being illegal in that country and the threat that she could be exposed to criminal liability, and despite the lack of appropriate medical expertise and equipment required for her. The minister also refused to send her to a third country, like Singapore or New Zealand, which expert evidence stated had the appropriate medical facilities.

S99 remains in limbo in Papua New Guinea after her lawyers issued an emergency court order to halt the abortion being performed there and has just entered her second trimester of pregnancy, at more than 12 weeks along.

Lawyers for Dutton said he did not believe S99’s circumstances to be exceptional and also denied Dutton had a duty of care to her. Handing down his findings, Bromberg disagreed with them.

“She has no independent means,” he said. “She has been and remains dependent on the minister for food, shelter, security and healthcare.”

Because of this, Bromberg said Dutton had a duty of care to procure a safe and lawful abortion for S99, and that the abortion he made available to her in Papua New Guinea carried safety and lawfulness risks “that a reasonable person in the minister’s position would have avoided”.

However, Bromberg said his findings did not mean Dutton had to bring S99 to Australia for the procedure. Other countries with the necessary medical experts and equipment could also be appropriate.

S99’s lawyer, Ron Merkel QC, told the court on Friday that S99’s distress had grown in recent days, especially after news that two of her friends had self-immolated, and that her overall health was declining.

Merkel praised the court and Bromberg, which sat on Friday night, for its work in coming to a speedy judgment. But he said: “There is simply no basis for the minister to ask for more than 48 hours to comply with your honour’s order.

“We say the time has run for the commonwealth to take a leisurely approach to this.

“Every teaching hospital in New Zealand or Singapore has the required facilities.”

The risk to his clients health was “grave and imminent” the longer the delay, Merkel added. “That risk is not one she should be confronted with for any reason at all.

“The minister ... has medical advice, he’s had expert evidence, he’s had your honour’s judgment. What more can he need?”

Lawyers for the Department of Immigration and Border Protection may appeal. As a result, her future remains uncertain and it is unclear where the woman may be sent to receive an abortion if no appeal is lodged.

Blomberg ordered that the abortion “not be procured so it takes place in any location where a person who participates in an abortion is exposed to criminal liability”.

He also ordered that it be carried out in a place with the required neurological expertise and facilities, as well as other medical experts who could cater to S99’s existing medical conditions.

In a statement, the Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young said S99 had “been through enough”.

“The ruling of the court makes it clear,” she said. “This woman is still under the care of the Australian immigration minister and he must act within the law, ensuring that she’s given a safe and legal abortion.

“This woman should never have been sent to PNG and it’s shameful that she’s been put in this position.”

Now watch literally no fallout from this as it is ignored.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
Even with no regard to public opinion or political pressure, it's significant that the court has found that asylum seekers in Nauru are still under the duty of care of the immigration minister.

asio
Nov 29, 2008

"Also Sprach Arnold Jacobs: A Developmental Guide for Brass Wind Musicians" refers to the mullet as an important tool for professional cornet playing and box smashing black and blood

Solemn Sloth posted:

Even with no regard to public opinion or political pressure, it's significant that the court has found that asylum seekers in Nauru are still under the duty of care of the immigration minister.

Then for a non-legal mind, what is the in-between step to get from disciplining "the minister" to Literally Peter Dutton? And is he where it would stop, or is there the Nuremberg defense all the way back to Keating?

E: this happened in Brisbane tonight https://imgur.com/dWxjwuO
Yes there was a fat goon with a guy fawkes mask on
Tim the rac man ended up with a mob of student socialists protecting because tge cops kept trying to armlock him out of the rally
Went up queen st mall, that's why the motorbikes and pedal cops rocked up

asio fucked around with this message at 13:00 on May 6, 2016

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

A cynic might say this is the job meant for Dutton so he's wiped out politically. It must be a poisoned chalice by now. Pretty soon ScoMo will be pretending he never had the portfolio.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]





hmmm

bigis
Jun 21, 2006

quote:

#morgan Poll First Dog: Approve 1 (-) Disapprove 99 (-) #auspol

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

MoE?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/inthehansard/status/727850865181130752

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009

You would have thought a member of Parliament for so long would have a bit more achievements to talk about. Her speech was mostly talking about cool poo poo she did rather than good outcomes for her constituents.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
there would need to have been some good outcomes for her to talk about

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

MysticalMachineGun posted:

If you're talking about his ads that say "thanks government *slurp* *slurp*" they should really be followed by "Spoken and authorised by Gerry Harvey, Liberal Party, Canberra"

Thats the ones... I dont know what hes trying to achieve with it but its up there in irritation level with the puratap ads...

Pickled Tink
Apr 28, 2012

Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.



Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.
Fun Shoe
I didn't actually believe you when you said this showed up on your skype. Holy poo poo.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Ferremit posted:

Thats the ones... I dont know what hes trying to achieve with it but its up there in irritation level with the puratap ads...

Damnit man, I'd just managed to block Puratap out of my head.

They're Adelaide only, right? It's been safely quarantined?

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil

First choppergate, now this?

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

thatbastardken posted:

there would need to have been some good outcomes for her to talk about

She helped out the kerosene industry

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Solemn Sloth posted:

She helped out the kerosene industry
And pensioners who couldn't afford to support their kerosene sniffing habits.

I have to actually admit that I am currently in awe of the incompetence of this administration. The poorly targeted 50 Billion pork barrel for submarines in SA was ham fisted at best but may have swayed a few votes. Why not, therefore, wait until after the election to announce you are doing a big stinky turd on the face of SA ship building by constructing some other ships in Spain? I mean I'm all :munch: about this but didn't anybody point this out along the way? Maybe Xenophone is a sleeper agent for the LNP? :iiam:

Know what else their good at loving up? The environment. Big time. They're like experts.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-07/conservationists-welcome-additions-to-endangered-animal-list/7392266

quote:

Conservationists welcome 49 new species being declared endangered By environment reporter Sara Phillips Posted about 4 hours ago

The Federal Government's list of plants and animals on the brink of extinction has been updated with 49 new additions — but far from being outraged, scientists and environmentalists say this is a potentially positive sign for those species.

Key points:

Species on list given extra protections under environmental laws but 'many neglected'
:siren:No funding to recover threatened species in budget:siren:
Expert says it is encouraging to see the list growing from a conservation perspective
It is the biggest single addition to the 15-year-old list since 2009 and represents a 20 per cent jump in the size of the list since this time last year.(Good numbers if they were for economic growth)

Threatened Species commissioner Gregory Andrews said Australia was in the midst of an "extinction crisis". "Australia has endured the worst rate of mammal extinctions in the world ... We've lost 29 mammals in Australia since Europeans arrived," he said. "Ninety per cent of the animals found here are found nowhere else on Earth. They define who we are as a nation. "The yellow-footed rock wallaby for example, is one of 16 wallabies at risk of extinction. We've already lost eight wallabies to extinction. They're gone forever. "I follow the Wallabies rugby team but we can't keep naming our sporting teams after our animals and plants if we lose them to extinction." 'So many of our species have been neglected' Once a species is added to the list, it is given extra protection under Australian environmental laws. If it is likely to be affected by a proposed development, the proposal must be vetted by the Federal Environment Minister(Who may actually read the report before rubber stamping a native animal shredding plant there).

Reports on the likely effect on the species must be prepared and potential ways to reduce the impact identified.

A species also should have a recovery plan written for it — but since 2001, few species have had their recovery plans written, and many of those that were written have expired and not been updated. "The department can't tell me how many have an up-to-date plan," Mr Andrews said. He said it was a situation he was working to reverse. "So many of our species have been neglected. So many of their statuses and recovery plans have sat on shelves," he said.(Can't cut green tape without shedding a few thousand jobs!) Jess Abrahams, a healthy ecosystems campaigner with the Australian Conservation Foundation, said new funding needed to be found to realise the commissioner's ambition. "To recover threatened species we need dedicated new funding for which there was none in the most recent budget, and we need a dramatic increase in funding to implement the recovery plans that already exist and are being drafted as we speak," he said.

Encouraging to see species listed from 'conservation perspective'

Professor Corey Bradshaw, Sir Hubert Wilkins chair of climate change at the University of Adelaide, said the dramatic increase in the size of the list reflected a better understanding of the threats facing Australia's plants and animals. "Much of the updated information in any sort of endangered species list is usually a function of refined information and better data collection as opposed to an actual, real change in the status," he said. "Because of the policy implications of a species being listed, it's actually a really good thing from a conservation perspective that we have more species there because it certainly does restrict open-slather development, which has been characteristic of a lot of Australian development over the last 50 years. In a lot of ways it's encouraging to see the list growing. The [Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation] Act lists probably only a tiny fraction of the species that are truly in conservation peril simply because of a lack of information."

Mr Abrahams agreed, but added a note of concern.

"In part we're seeing more species added to the list as we understand more about the threats to our environment ... but we're also seeing new species added because the Government is failing to do the necessary action," he said. "Species like the swift parrot or the Leadbeater's possum have been upgraded on that list — they've moved from endangered to critically endangered — and that actually shows that the actions that we're taking are failing."

Australia is one of the most urbanised places. It takes a special commitment to habitat destruction to use so little of our land for worthwhile purposes and destroy so much of our biodiversity. Biodiversity that is, to some extent, the backbone of our economy. So who's to blame? Dragline clearing and marginal pasture grazing are the two biggest culprits. Urban sprawl has a bad habit of covering over our most prime agricultural land forcing larger areas of less suitable land to be chemically treated to increase yields. We are basically a finely honed loving up the environment machine.

The meek shall inherit the earth but by then it will be a badly drained collection of cinders.

Oh the shock!

You can tell when you leave NSW and enter Queensland. In NSW the valley floors are generally cleared and cultivated. In QLD the vegetation has been stripped from every feature no matter how inappropriate for agriculture. Sure there is a bit of regrowth in the more inaccessible gullies and ridge tops but at some point a redneck muppet removed every single bit of native vegetation from pretty much everything. So what?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-07/koala-extinction-imminent-in-southern-queensland-report-warns/7388912

quote:

Koala extinction imminent in parts of south-east Queensland, report warns Exclusive by Stephanie Smail Updated 33 minutes ago

Huge swathes of one of Australia's biggest and most important koala populations are "effectively extinct", a report has found. New figures obtained by the ABC show a catastrophic population crash in the past 20 years in south-east Queensland's Koala Coast and Pine Rivers regions. The landmark South East Queensland Koala Population Modelling Study review, which covered nearly 10,000 square kilometres, was handed to the State Government last August. "If there are populations we really cannot do anything about, we should ... focus on the populations where we can have success." UQ Associate Professor Jonathan Rhodes

More than 80 per cent of the koala population has disappeared on the Koala Coast, in and around Brisbane, since 1996, the report found. It also found more than 50 per cent had disappeared in the Pine Rivers region north of Brisbane during the same period. "There are already a number of areas in which koalas [on the Koala Coast] ... are at such low densities that they are effectively extinct," the report said. "It appears the loss of koalas from many sites there is imminent." Koala protection 'may need to be prioritised' The report's lead author, University of Queensland Associate Professor Jonathan Rhodes, said habitat loss, disease and dog attacks continued to threaten the population in and around built-up areas. "There may be some tough decisions we need to make about where we prioritise the protection of koalas," he said. Professor Rhodes suggested authorities might need to concentrate on saving animals that still have a chance, such as those in regional areas. "If there are populations we really cannot do anything about, we should acknowledge that and focus on the populations where we can have success," he said.

New action plan needed: Minister

The report has warned there was evidence the population was shrinking faster over time and the "declines may well be indicative of patterns of population decline more broadly" across the state's south-east. Nine months after receiving the report, State Environment Minister Steven Miles has flagged a plan to establish an expert panel to point policy in the right direction. "I think it's time for an honest conversation with policy makers but also the public about what we think it will take to protect koalas," he said. "The alternative is doing what other governments have done, proclaim a solution then realise it's not working. "We need to determine some new action and it's very much our intention to begin that in months not years."

World Wildlife Fund spokesman Martin Taylor said the figures were "horrifying".

"We've got the koala as a mascot for the Commonwealth Games but here it is, nearly extinct in south-east Queensland - that's a disgrace," he said. He said establishing an expert panel was a step in the right direction, but said urgent action was needed. "The koalas are disappearing as we speak. We need not just more analysis - we need stronger laws to stop the bulldozers."

And to finish, a good news story (Unfortunately I had to import it).

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-07/living-danishly-six-hacks-for-a-happier-life/7379056

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Cartoon posted:


And to finish, a good news story (Unfortunately I had to import it).

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-07/living-danishly-six-hacks-for-a-happier-life/7379056

former Danish colleague took me aside one day and gave me a top tip when it came to winning over potential new friends here: "Don't bitch too much about the taxes!"

Because researchers have found that many Danes see the services they get in return (tax funded education; being paid to study after the age of 18; tax funded healthcare; 75 per cent subsidised childcare; 52 weeks parental leave etc.) and figure they're getting a fair deal. That living Danishly is worth it.

And they're proud of the country they're a part of and the safety net they're helping to maintain.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

Wouldn't work here, too many bludgers.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

open24hours posted:

Wouldn't work here, too many bludgers.

Well once we stop corporate handouts and negative gearing that will pretty much have stopped

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

open24hours posted:

Wouldn't work here, too many bludgers.

I don't understand. Didn't we save billions by getting rid of carbon tax? Surely that didn't just increase profit margins! We could use that to fund infrastructure and healthahahaha I couldn't keep it up.

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G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Thanks Grog, it's the middle income chat we had to have.

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