Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

quote:

Yeah I know where she was, she was grooming her plume at the time. Eating some loving corn, what's it to you copper?

# ? May 6, 2016 00:15

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:

rare limited pressing of a side shot of the time I was hit in the face with a microphone stand. no I don't know what these facial expressions are

I looked like this once but have no pictures to prove it sadly. Rock on.

# ? May 6, 2016 02:39

Megabound: Oct 20, 2012

Technically a selfie.

My fiancee thought this was so funny she tried to eat her hand.

She thought my foot looked life a rabbit then asked to draw on it.

# ? May 6, 2016 13:20

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

I mean when I'm done having sex I just have a cuddle, and maybe some snacks and watch TV or go to bed.

But if you wind down by drawing on your feet I won't kink shame you.

# ? May 6, 2016 13:31

schnickety scribe: Jul 5, 2015

10 Beers posted:

It's okay. This is a calm and chill thread. We all approve.

And if someone doesn't, well, we have witches that can take care of them.

Am I being summoned? I feel like I'm being summoned, but I'm not sure...

# ? May 6, 2016 14:16

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

Am I being summoned? I feel like I'm being summoned, but I'm not sure...

After seeing your witch abs I don't even think you need to use magic you could just beat people to death.

Or since they are goons outrun them until they collapse 5 minutes later.

# ? May 6, 2016 14:25

Mosnar: Apr 21, 2007; Dropping Heavy Things From High Places, LLC

Megabound posted:

Technically a selfie.

My fiancee thought this was so funny she tried to eat her hand.

That's a whole lot of fingers there ..

Edit: wtf?

# ? May 6, 2016 15:44

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

schnickety scribe posted:

Am I being summoned? I feel like I'm being summoned, but I'm not sure...

I'm not saying I'm summoning you, but I'm not saying I'm not summoning you.

I'm just saying.

# ? May 6, 2016 16:31

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

Mosnar posted:

That's a whole lot of fingers there ..

Edit: wtf?

what's wrong with you? It's four fingers and a thumb.

# ? May 6, 2016 19:09

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

what's wrong with you? It's four fingers and a thumb.

He meant the hand fingers and the foot fingers you moron. Duh!

# ? May 6, 2016 20:50

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

what's wrong with you? It's four fingers and a thumb.

hey man its ok if you're dating someone with extra fingers, no ones judging you

# ? May 6, 2016 21:42

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# ? May 6, 2016 22:05

Mosnar: Apr 21, 2007; Dropping Heavy Things From High Places, LLC

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

what's wrong with you? It's four fingers and a thumb.

Numerist. Check your counting privilege.

Content: two years ago, took G1 to see the monster trucks. Deafness ensued.

# ? May 6, 2016 22:06

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

what an adorable little boy :3:

he's ready to ROCK AND ROLL

# ? May 6, 2016 22:09

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Hi goons! I got some weird beer at work so I figured I'd make a weird face at y'all.

E: the beer turned out to be bitter bullshit, fyi.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 05:28 on May 7, 2016

# ? May 6, 2016 22:17

Vargatron: Apr 19, 2008; MRAZZLE DAZZLE

Pregame before the beer league game. Already 3 beers in, probably gonna poo poo it up in net.

# ? May 7, 2016 05:26

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Vargatron posted:

Pregame before the beer league game. Already 3 beers in, probably gonna poo poo it up in net.

You're gonna poo poo your pads.

# ? May 7, 2016 05:42

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I went hiking to look at some water and poo poo because my pain has been going away. Oh yeah, blood work came back clean so far so I guess I'm just useless.

They're a bit close up because I can't straighten my arms all the way, but I got outside and that's all I care about.

If I look sunburned it's because I am.

# ? May 7, 2016 05:59

Duck_King: Sep 5, 2003; leader.bmp

I was looking at these two pictures one day and realized how similar the composition was. Me on the left, my dad circa 1980 on the right. I captioned it "Funny how these apples fall". He was pretty proud.

# ? May 7, 2016 06:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Duck_King posted:

I was looking at these two pictures one day and realized how similar the composition was. Me on the left, my dad circa 1980 on the right. I captioned it "Funny how these apples fall". He was pretty proud.

Well your dad is much more badass looking.

# ? May 7, 2016 06:30

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Well your dad is much more badass looking.

Give it 30 years

# ? May 7, 2016 06:36

Duck_King: Sep 5, 2003; leader.bmp

LingcodKilla posted:

Well your dad is much more badass looking.

Yeah, but he supports Trump, so it's a wash.

# ? May 7, 2016 07:13

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Duck_King posted:

I was looking at these two pictures one day and realized how similar the composition was. Me on the left, my dad circa 1980 on the right. I captioned it "Funny how these apples fall". He was pretty proud.

Sorry but your dad is way cooler.

# ? May 7, 2016 13:03

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Mosnar posted:

Numerist. Check your counting privilege.

Content: two years ago, took G1 to see the monster trucks. Deafness ensued.

He's almost got the horns up! You'll get it one day little guy!

# ? May 7, 2016 13:30

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Megabound posted:

Technically a selfie.

My fiancee thought this was so funny she tried to eat her hand.

She thought my foot looked life a rabbit then asked to draw on it.

Rabbits are not cats eating testicles.

# ? May 7, 2016 14:26

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Popping in to say i love all you goons

# ? May 7, 2016 15:10

Goober Peas: Jun 30, 2007; Check out my 'Vette, bro

To all the goons I've loved before....

# ? May 7, 2016 15:20

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Duck_King posted:

Yeah, but he supports Trump, so it's a wash.

Badass people support trump, got it.

# ? May 7, 2016 15:31

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Goober Peas posted:

To all the goons I've loved before....

Looking good man

# ? May 7, 2016 15:52

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Goober Peas posted:

To all the goons I've loved before....

Oh I thought this was the meme thread and that old fart finally died.

# ? May 7, 2016 15:53

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

Goober Peas posted:

To all the goons I've loved before....

Nice photoshop. Where's the joint?

# ? May 7, 2016 16:29

Carmant: Nov 23, 2015; Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?

Duck_King posted:

I was looking at these two pictures one day and realized how similar the composition was. Me on the left, my dad circa 1980 on the right. I captioned it "Funny how these apples fall". He was pretty proud.

It must be depressing to have a dad thats way hotter than you

# ? May 7, 2016 16:56

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

peter gabriel posted:

Popping in to say i love all you goons

# ? May 7, 2016 16:58

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Carmant posted:

It must be depressing to have a dad thats way hotter than you

can confirm; depressing as f

# ? May 7, 2016 17:33

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Duck_King posted:

I was looking at these two pictures one day and realized how similar the composition was. Me on the left, my dad circa 1980 on the right. I captioned it "Funny how these apples fall". He was pretty proud.

Dad doesn't need no faring

# ? May 7, 2016 18:47

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

peter gabriel posted:

Popping in to say i love all you goons

Woot!

# ? May 7, 2016 19:36

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

The little squeezie bike horn on your dad's chopper is awesome.

# ? May 8, 2016 15:18

Simply Jethro: Nov 2, 2012

Here's a picture of my adorable girlfriend and myself at Dapper Days last weekend:

Bonus picture of my Dad and I:

# ? May 9, 2016 03:54

Mocking Bird: Aug 17, 2011

The fabric of your dads shirt sleeves is the real hero, holding on by a thread

# ? May 9, 2016 06:55

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Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Simply Jethro posted:

Here's a picture of my adorable girlfriend and myself at Dapper Days last weekend:

Bonus picture of my Dad and I:

Sorry, but your dad is way cooler than you.

# ? May 9, 2016 08:48

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