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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Skeesix posted:

I SAID FRENCH FRIES!

I said hop in :mad:

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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Skeesix posted:

I SAID FRENCH FRIES!

Beer it is! :beerpal:

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


Duff beer, for me!
Duff beer, for you!
I'll have a Duff!
You have one too!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Sanguinia posted:

Duff beer, for me!
Duff beer, for you!
I'll have a Duff!
You have one too!


Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the post.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Skeesix posted:

I SAID FRENCH FRIES!

She said tavern, I'm going to Moe's!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

The Nastier Nate posted:

She said tavern, I'm going to Moe's!

Nate, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
What if you pretended this thread was a bar? Then you could spend more nights posting with us!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Martytoof posted:

What if you pretended this thread was a bar? Then you could spend more nights posting with us!

"Pick a bar"? What the hell does that mean?! :confused:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

After The War posted:

"Pick a bar"? What the hell does that mean?! :confused:


You're off your case, After The War! :argh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

"Pick a bar"? What the hell does that mean?! :confused:

It means he gets results, you stupid chief! :argh:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Martytoof posted:

What if you pretended this thread was a bar? Then you could spend more nights posting with us!

But Marty, the barflies are expecting me. Larry and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Nate, I'm going to Moe's. Send the kids to the neighbors, I'm coming back loaded.

C'mon everybody, this quote thread is like a tavern to me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

What if you pretended this thread was a bar? Then you could spend more nights posting with us!

That's enough paddling his rear end, Martytoof..... it's Boardroom Jimmy's turn.

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

Do over Ham posted:

It means he gets results, you stupid chief! :argh:

Meeting... Adjourned.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JohnnyCanuck posted:

Meeting... Adjourned.

Forum meeting! Forum meeting! Okay, goons, let's keep this short. We all want to get home to our forums. All right, first item: I lost our quote savings in the stock market. Now let's move on to the real issue: Jerusalem's hogging of the maple syrup.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Now let's move on to the real issue: Jerusalem's hogging of the maple syrup.

Well maybe if your idea of quote humor wasn't nothing more than incisive observations humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing! :colbert:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Well maybe if your idea of quote humor wasn't nothing more than incisive observations humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing! :colbert:

Thank goodness I drove down that ironic street.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Root Bear posted:

You're off your case, After The War! :argh:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

But Marty, the barflies are expecting me. Larry and Barney and that guy who calls me Bill.

"[s posted:

After The War[/s] Do over Ham :ninja:"]
"Pick a bar"? What the hell does that mean?! :confused:

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 08:37 on May 9, 2016

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Thank goodness I drove down that ironic street.

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

That's enough paddling his rear end, Martytoof..... it's Boardroom Jimmy's turn.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

HellOnEarth posted:

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

I moved here from Canada... and they think I'm slow.... eh.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Paddle harder, goons! We have to fight the current!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

Paddle harder, goons! We have to fight the current!

I'm pedaling backwards! :downs:

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Root Bear posted:

I'm pedaling backwards! :downs:

What's it like riding a girl's bike?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

What's it like riding a girl's bike?

Then we ride these bikes to Mexico and freedom, DizzyBum! Freedom!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


DizzyBum posted:

What's it like riding a girl's bike?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

What's it like riding a girl's bike?

I have to coordinate, don't I?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

DizzyBum posted:

What's it like riding a girl's bike?

You're no girl! You're a boy! A good boy! You can be president! Scratch that, you will be president! :shepspends:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

IMJack posted:

You're no girl! You're a boy! A good boy! You can be president! Scratch that, you will be president! :shepspends:

You, President?! This is the greatest county in the world! :patriot:

We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Now quit yer daydreamin', melonhead!

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

After The War posted:

You, President?! This is the greatest county in the world! :patriot:

We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Now quit yer daydreamin', melonhead!

Look at me, er, uh, After The War. I am, er, uh, President Kennedy.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


York_M_Chan posted:

Look at me, er, uh, After The War. I am, er, uh, President Kennedy.

Hi there, neighbors. I'm DizzyBum.

....

....Former... President DizzyBum?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

After The War posted:

You, President?! This is the greatest county in the world! :patriot:

We've got a whole system set up to prevent people like you from ever becoming president! Now quit yer daydreamin', melonhead!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

I hope they bust his hatless rear end!

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

After The War posted:

I hope they bust his hatless rear end!

You will have the hat cleaned and then return it.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem, that hat's been with the thread for twenty years. He had one day left 'til retirement.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, that hat's been with the thread for twenty years. He had one day left 'til retirement.

Get........ Mendoza.... :zombie:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

After The War posted:

I hope they bust his hatless rear end!


HellOnEarth posted:

You will have the hat cleaned and then return it.


TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, that hat's been with the thread for twenty years. He had one day left 'til retirement.


Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

Paddle harder, goons! We have to fight the current!

No, no, dig paddle up, stupid!


I'm Rupert Murdoch Donald Trump, the billionaire tyrant. And this is my sky-box Air Force One. :smugdon:

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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Do over Ham posted:

No, no, dig paddle up, stupid!


I'm Rupert Murdoch Donald Trump, the billionaire tyrant. And this is my sky-box Air Force One. :smugdon:

Your guilty conscience might force you to vote Democratic, but secretly you long for a cold-hearted Republican to cut taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.

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