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ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

You Am I posted:

Kinda disappointed when I scanned the news website and found nothing about a dead actor

I just love that they spent all day at this thing and they still managed to gently caress up during Turnbull's speech.

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AgentF
May 11, 2009
Anyone know what the gently caress is up with this 16th May issue of writs? I was all geared to start putting the signs up (and Liberals had already jumped the gun as they do) but now I have to wait for over a week? Why not issue them today?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
So the libs can get their signs up first

AgentF
May 11, 2009
Seems that way... :confused:

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

That is a direct quote from Plan 9 from Outerspace. Next thing you know, the dead will be rising from the grave, and voting for the National Party.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3775220

LF thread is up.

MaliciousOnion
Sep 23, 2009

Ignorance, the root of all evil
I went ahead and got the word cloud for May out of the way

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

tasmania wins again

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Tasmania needs to be carp

AgentF
May 11, 2009

LF is back? :toot:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This is Ken Stevens, the number one candidate in the NSW Senate for Derryn Hinch's Justice Party confronting the Cremorne Point flasher (a public masturbator):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIS3T_xdTg

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

Naked man caught masturbating says he didn't do anything

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Snod. posted:

Naked man caught masturbating says he didn't do anything

I suppose you could say he was caught with his pants down.

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Dec 5, 2013

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Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
Shorten actually went to Tasmania for a photo op with the Beaconsfield miners, he has no loving shame.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Jumpingmanjim posted:

This is Ken Stevens, the number one candidate in the NSW Senate for Derryn Hinch's Justice Party confronting the Cremorne Point flasher (a public masturbator):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIS3T_xdTg

Don't doxx me.

Brayds2006
Aug 21, 2011
What did you think of Chris Bowen shaving his beard, Negligent?

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

I liked the beard sue me

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
When do we get the next poll results? Is there something coming out tonight?

spamman
Jul 11, 2002

Chin up Tiger, There is always next season...
The Guardian are having a crack at the predict-o-tron for this election.

http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/may/08/poll-of-polls-who-will-win-the-australian-election

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010

Hi folks

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
so, Malcolm's gonna win basically

thanks grauniad, I definitely did not know that before now

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Hi mate

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Wonk The Vote 1

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Snod. posted:

I liked the beard sue me
Yeah, I thought it worked.

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.
Yeeees ABC vote compass had a parliamentary quotas question :getin:

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
P-p-POLL ALERT

NEWSPOLL: 51-49 lead to Labor
FAIRFAX: 51-49 lead to the Coalition
GALAXY: 50-50

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Anidav posted:

P-p-POLL ALERT

NEWSPOLL: 51-49 lead to Labor
FAIRFAX: 51-49 lead to the Coalition
GALAXY: 50-50

Well that's conclusive.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Recreated, it would be a hung parliament?

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
BS has peaked early

I mean, Labor was going around saying Malcolm Turnbull's got a lot of money and it didn't work last time they tried it

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
I think people are aware that the Prime Minister is wealthy

BS playing the prolier-than-thou card is laughable considering Dame Quentin Bryce is his mother in law.

his good bloke staged photo op today having a beer in the pub with the Beaconsfield miners was disgusting.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Senators can be made PMs yeah? And they don't have to be from the party that has a majority, that's just a convention. So, what are the odds on a Ricky Muir PMship? He's a great compromise candidate.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
The PM sits in the lower house by unwritten convention.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
What's his name, Negligent.

SadisTech
Jun 26, 2013

Clem.
Sarah Hanson-Young's office just sent out an email soliciting donations with the subject line "Do you want a BIGGER election?"

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Negligent posted:

The PM sits in the lower house by unwritten convention.

Gorton's an exception though! :eng101: It could still happen.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

So many Liberal ads on the televison already.

Eight more weeks of this? :barf:

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
I haven't seen any but then again I only watch the abc, masterchef and afl football

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norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Negligent posted:

I haven't seen any but then again I only watch the abc, masterchef and afl football

There was a lovely "vote for the abcc" ad in every break during Masterchef you fuckwit

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