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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




What game is that from?

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Looks like Medieval 2 Total War Crusades:

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Tree Bucket posted:

I'm going to regret asking this, but what are those spoon-looking things they're holding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kegluneq posted:

Sponge onna stick. Bit dubious how accessible these would be in northern England imo (compared to say, moss) but they're the classical Roman bumwipe.

Edit: Probably not with vinegar though, eurgh.

Ironically those toilets now look like a 'gigantic hole that everyone shits and pisses into, and falls into every once in a while'.



Also no, it's no coincidence that the space under the toilets is big enough for a person to get into. 'Ad stercus' appears in duty rosters for Roman soldiers, and literally means 'to the poo poo'. Time to get the broom out!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRgo52ewgUs

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kegluneq posted:

Edit: Probably not with vinegar though, eurgh.
Iirc, if there was a flowing stream nearby, water from the stream would be diverted through that bit in the middle so there was a constant supply of fresh water to wipe your lovely stick in. If not, it would have to be strong brine or vinegar, because the consequences of stagnant communal pools of poo poo water are worse than the alternatives.


Hi Friends!

pesty13480
Nov 13, 2002

Ask me about peasant etymology!

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Looks like Medieval 2 Total War Crusades:




It's from the first Medieval: Total War in 2002, and it's a shame almost nobody remembers it.

It was the last time the Creative Assembly released a Total War game with an AI that could actually play its own game until Napoleon or Shogun 2 a decade later.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

pesty13480 posted:

It's from the first Medieval: Total War in 2002, and it's a shame almost nobody remembers it.
It's from the second, menus in the first game looked like this:

Incidentally, calling crusades and jihads was included in the vanilla campaign of MTW2, not only the Crusades campaign.

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Volcott posted:

Why not just label it "bathroom," then?

Oh. Right. The social justice brownie points.

A page late but it's important to point out that the person who tweeted that runs a large video company in North Carolina. I'm glad he's getting to poo poo on his Governor.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H8XqA7WyLI

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
There used to be gender-neutral restrooms in the South, but only for a certain group of people:

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013



Anything else reinforces nonsense.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

http://calgaryherald.com/news/local...y-fire-evacuees


Pththya-lyi posted:

There used to be gender-neutral restrooms in the South


Brutal.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
We let both genders poo poo here, Country and Western

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Pththya-lyi posted:

There used to be gender-neutral restrooms in the South, but only for a certain group of people:



The more things get better, the more they get worse.

as a creative exercise, design a toilet sign with this:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://twitter.com/red_mercer/status/729210785889574912

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
Man suspected of being a terrorist because he was doing differential equations on a plane (and because he's kind of foreign-looking):



http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/07/professor-flight-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines

Pththya-lyi posted:

There used to be gender-neutral restrooms in the South, but only for a certain group of people:



Special rights! :argh:

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Action Jacktion posted:

Man suspected of being a terrorist because he was doing differential equations on a plane (and because he's kind of foreign-looking):



http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/07/professor-flight-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines

TSA had every right. gently caress differential equations.

Content:
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/728728086141796352

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Action Jacktion posted:

Man suspected of being a terrorist because he was doing differential equations on a plane (and because he's kind of foreign-looking):



http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/07/professor-flight-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines


Special rights! :argh:

you all know how dangerous those bomb-chucking italian radicals are.

a good thing they checked him; he could have sacco-and-vanzetti'd that plane.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

gently caress SNEEP posted:

TSA had every right. gently caress differential equations.

Content:
https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/728728086141796352

Jennings' twitter is regularly hilarious.

Meanwhile.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CkBrQfKMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgUAQ4ZGtgk

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 8, 2016

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lucy Heartfilia posted:

Sponge on a stick to wipe your rear end.



They also used this:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Alhazred posted:

They also used this:

A penny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVB_tm2uEcs

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wayfinder posted:

We let both genders poo poo here, Country and Western



All I see is a black Canadian winking at me. So I know it's a public toilet.



(I think the guy on the left is NATO?)

beefnoodle
Aug 7, 2004

IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

Jerry Cotton posted:




(I think the guy on the left is NATO?)

Probably not NATO.

StickySweater
Feb 7, 2008

Action Jacktion posted:

Man suspected of being a terrorist because he was doing differential equations on a plane (and because he's kind of foreign-looking):

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/07/professor-flight-delay-terrorism-equation-american-airlines

Yeah, because economists and mathematicians have never been responsible for blowing things up.



Crip Killa
May 8, 2016

by Shine
I hope Trump wins.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Why is it adressed to "Mrs. Joseph P. Kennedy" instead of "Mrs. Rose Kennedy"?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Kopijeger posted:

Why is it adressed to "Mrs. Joseph P. Kennedy" instead of "Mrs. Rose Kennedy"?
It's an old style, where correspondence to the wife was addressed as Mrs. Husband's Full Name.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Kopijeger posted:

Why is it adressed to "Mrs. Joseph P. Kennedy" instead of "Mrs. Rose Kennedy"?


Mrs. <husband's name> was an accepted way of addressing married women at a point in time.



Edit: gently caress.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Did these guys really just word for word steal an Upright Citizens Brigade sketch?


Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

muscles like this? posted:

Did these guys really just word for word steal an Upright Citizens Brigade sketch?
I think it's supposed to be an homage. I wanted to post the original but it got pulled from Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL4vWJbwmqM

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Volcott posted:

Mrs. <husband's name> was an accepted way of addressing married women at a point in time.



Edit: gently caress.


If you tell a philosophy joke and it slowly, bit by bit, drains the funny out of the room, is anything still funny?

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

sugar free jazz posted:

If you tell a philosophy joke and it slowly, bit by bit, drains the funny out of the room, is anything still funny?

As a hedonist I found it quite funny thank you.



e; you were quoting something else, my point still stands

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Alhazred posted:

They also used this:


Are these piss stones to wipe your dick on because, if so, I've been telling people about these for years but never subsequently found proof of their existence and thought I imagined them.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Your mom shouldn't be rewarded for jumping the queue.

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Action Jacktion posted:

Man suspected of being a terrorist because he was doing differential equations on a plane (and because he's kind of foreign-looking):



Obviously a member of an esoteric terrorist cell trying to activate a Dho-Na curve mid-flight.

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