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Why doesn't crowder go for the hottest take and just say men who vote democrat aren't men at all. Or maybe this is going to be a series.
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:08 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/729453330741788672 *feverishly imagines hoards of triggered, sobbing liberals
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:15 |
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Crowder put all his cards in on Fiorina lmao
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:19 |
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Crabtree posted:Aren't history and eternity inevitably the same thing? This is like Strom Thurmond still defending segregation years after it was killed. Think Heaven and Hell.
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:55 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/729453330741788672 Lots of in there. Also, conservatives made university hostile to conservatives the second they abandoned anything resembling intellectualism in favor of palinesque jingoism.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:01 |
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LeeMajors posted:Lots of in there. Incorrect no less. But that really goes without saying.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:14 |
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I'm sure it's already been mentioned, but Donald Dump is the only way to go. Behind the scenes she can use Donald Dumbass. There is not a whole lot that rymes with Donald so you have to change up the last name, and alliteration is usefull so it needs to start with a D. Donald Dipshit and such. Donald Disaster.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:22 |
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Now i know he's gay. If Kamala Khan ever made it to the screen, it would be amazing. Or even worse if they had an animated series about her. "Marvel/Disney promotes Shiara law to kids!".
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:24 |
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twistedmentat posted:Now i know he's gay. We're on luck! Looks like she's appearing on the third season of Avengers Assemble on the Disney Channel.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:35 |
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stone cold posted:leslie jones is funny and good, hth I'm sure she's very funny, but writing her into a one-dimensional "Hysterical Black Woman-as-Chris Tucker" comic relief stereotype strikes me as crass. Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 02:38 on May 9, 2016 |
# ? May 9, 2016 02:36 |
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twistedmentat posted:Now i know he's gay. I'd prefer her no to until Loeb has less control over it.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:37 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/729453330741788672 "A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?" You write on the loving internet you moron. You're neither. "But you, who votes socialist, are telling the world you’d rather take from people who do the hunting, for you cannot." YEAH! LET'S LIVE IN SQUALER AND SERFDOM! gently caress TRYING TO ATTAIN SOME FORM OF RESPECT! THE RICH DIDN'T INHERENT THEIR WEALTH OR ANYTHING! Unreal with this poo poo. Go eat a dick Crowder. Enjoy watching your movement being destroyed by an orange buffoon. Conservatism is dead bitch. May it stay dead and may we all piss on it's lovely mass unmarked grave. FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 9, 2016 |
# ? May 9, 2016 02:40 |
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Mister Macys posted:I'm sure she's very funny, but writing her into a one-dimensional "Hysterical Black Woman-as-Chris Tucker" stereotype strikes me as crass. The Ghostbusters always have been the Stereotype Crew though.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:40 |
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Dr Christmas posted:We're on luck! Looks like she's appearing on the third season of Avengers Assemble on the Disney Channel. I have been boycotting that until they had Captain Marvel on it because Earths Mightest Heroes had such a perfect one.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:46 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?" That knuckle-dragging rear end in a top hat is so desperate to race to rock bottom that he's somewhere deep in the Earth's mantel.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:47 |
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Geostomp posted:That knuckle-dragging rear end in a top hat is so desperate to race to rock bottom that he's somewhere deep in the Earth's mantel. There's some bizarre slave/master relationship with asshats who have this thought process about the rich. Maybe not so much that, but some accepted "serfdom" quality. They've replaced the monarchy with assholes who find ways to get out of paying taxes and accumulate so much wealth that they never spend it on anything. e: And it's not even from a political movement like libetarianism...it's from just some hosed up mind process that begs to be enslaved.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:01 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/729453330741788672 Sorry real women don't work for man children.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:05 |
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Only a real man wants to be the toy, the slave of a better real man with a disgusting amount of wealth. The alt-right has no real cultural mechanism or ritual to become A MAN, so all they're left with is to assume personal wealth and success as what determines real people from failures. Which is why Crowder absolutely hates any woman that is more successful, rich or important than he will ever be.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:10 |
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:19 |
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Weird to see that, right after I stumbled across this: This can't actually be a thing, right? It's some sort of horrible joke?
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:24 |
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Does he look like he's joking? Wait, better Joker.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:25 |
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DeadlyMuffin posted:Weird to see that, right after I stumbled across this: To be honest I can't even really tell anymore. I don't think I've ever seen a father giving props on mother's day or a mother given props on father's day like...ever.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:32 |
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Crowder sure knows a lot about sex issues, for someone who waited until he was married to have it. e: fun fact, he likes his own posts on facebook. beatlegs fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 9, 2016 |
# ? May 9, 2016 03:45 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"This can take one of two forms (maybe both)..." Putting his lovely ideas aside for a second, what the gently caress? He contradicts himself in the same loving sentence. Proof read your poo poo or get someone else to.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:47 |
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deoju posted:Putting his lovely ideas aside for a second, what the gently caress? He contradicts himself in the same loving sentence. "Real man have no need for proof readers."
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# ? May 9, 2016 04:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487Ge8rdv3E&feature=youtu.be Glenn Beck is going to full on Jonestown/Westboro Baptist soon isn't he? He's disgusting.
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# ? May 9, 2016 06:51 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/729453330741788672 Uh, yeah? Didn't you see all those times he stood up to those oppressive trannies by dressing up like one and showing us all how stupid they are by acting silly like how we know they all do? And look at that wedding ring, how could he be anything less than a man if he has a wedding ring? God you liberals are so loving dense. FuzzySkinner posted:"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?" Of course a smug loving liberal would say this about someone who knows what he's talking about. Can't even spell "squalor" right. This is why we conservatives are better people; we're not as petty as you liberals who expect handouts from their betters and then whine about not getting enough.
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FuzzySkinner posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487Ge8rdv3E&feature=youtu.be How long till he starts his show with "How very much I have loved you. How very much I have tried to give you the good life. Its been said by the greatest prophets since time immemorial, no man takes my life from me. I lay my life down" Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 07:33 on May 9, 2016 |
# ? May 9, 2016 07:24 |
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If Obama is responsible for Trump then he's pretty loving smart.
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# ? May 9, 2016 07:50 |
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Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes.
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# ? May 9, 2016 09:20 |
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Xand_Man posted:Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes. Unironically the best POTUS ever if true.
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# ? May 9, 2016 09:57 |
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Sure thing. Here you go:
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# ? May 9, 2016 11:25 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?" I'll never get tired of the unearned self importance of right wing bloggers. I mean, they're bloggers. It's not like Crowder is a proper journalist. He's not dodging gunfire in the Middle East to get a story or anything. He sits in comfort at home thinking up lame burns (unless he's getting punched out by old men at union rallies and lying about it).
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# ? May 9, 2016 11:39 |
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Xand_Man posted:Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes. Really, really gonna miss that guy next year.
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# ? May 9, 2016 12:22 |
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God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know. I remember poo poo like the Dixie Chicks being blacklisted, 'free speech zones', and poo poo like that from back in the day. Not enough specifics I can Google, though. It's just bullshit about how conservatives (and the internet) forgets all of the shouting down liberals had to endure during the Bush admin.
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# ? May 9, 2016 13:31 |
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Doctor Butts posted:God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know. HEY BUD, WE WERE A NATION AT WAR
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# ? May 9, 2016 13:48 |
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a good example is Donahue's show being cancelled by NBC, despite good ratings, because he was insufficiently pro-war it was literally shameful and considered bad PR to be against the war
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# ? May 9, 2016 13:54 |
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Doctor Butts posted:God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know. Exploiting the fact that people have no memory whatsoever is one of the biggest parts of right wing strategy. Just look at Fox News changing their stories on a daily basis and still getting treated as respectable. People don't like to think about things besides their daily lives that hard and they want to believe that the world is fair, so they just don't remember anything outside the vaguest terms after a month or so of no one talking about it.
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Morroque posted:Sure thing. Here you go: Is that jeb!?
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Geostomp posted:Exploiting the fact that people have no memory whatsoever is one of the biggest parts of right wing strategy. Just look at Fox News changing their stories on a daily basis and still getting treated as respectable. People don't like to think about things besides their daily lives that hard and they want to believe that the world is fair, so they just don't remember anything outside the vaguest terms after a month or so of no one talking about it. In other words, conservative media has a narrative continuity shorter than that of professional wrestling.
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