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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Why doesn't crowder go for the hottest take and just say men who vote democrat aren't men at all. Or maybe this is going to be a series.

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beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001


*feverishly imagines hoards of triggered, sobbing liberals

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Crowder put all his cards in on Fiorina lmao

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

Crabtree posted:

Aren't history and eternity inevitably the same thing? This is like Strom Thurmond still defending segregation years after it was killed.

Think Heaven and Hell.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!



Lots of :biotruths: in there.

Also, conservatives made university hostile to conservatives the second they abandoned anything resembling intellectualism in favor of palinesque jingoism.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

LeeMajors posted:

Lots of :biotruths: in there.

Incorrect :biotruths: no less. But that really goes without saying.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sure it's already been mentioned, but Donald Dump is the only way to go. Behind the scenes she can use Donald Dumbass. There is not a whole lot that rymes with Donald so you have to change up the last name, and alliteration is usefull so it needs to start with a D. Donald Dipshit and such. Donald Disaster.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Now i know he's gay.

If Kamala Khan ever made it to the screen, it would be amazing. Or even worse if they had an animated series about her. "Marvel/Disney promotes Shiara law to kids!".

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

twistedmentat posted:

Now i know he's gay.

If Kamala Khan ever made it to the screen, it would be amazing. Or even worse if they had an animated series about her. "Marvel/Disney promotes Shiara law to kids!".

We're on luck! Looks like she's appearing on the third season of Avengers Assemble on the Disney Channel.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

stone cold posted:

leslie jones is funny and good, hth

I'm sure she's very funny, but writing her into a one-dimensional "Hysterical Black Woman-as-Chris Tucker" comic relief stereotype strikes me as crass.

Mister Facetious fucked around with this message at 02:38 on May 9, 2016

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

twistedmentat posted:

Now i know he's gay.

If Kamala Khan ever made it to the screen, it would be amazing. Or even worse if they had an animated series about her. "Marvel/Disney promotes Shiara law to kids!".

I'd prefer her no to until Loeb has less control over it.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012


"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?"

You write on the loving internet you moron. You're neither.

"But you, who votes socialist, are telling the world you’d rather take from people who do the hunting, for you cannot."

YEAH! LET'S LIVE IN SQUALER AND SERFDOM! gently caress TRYING TO ATTAIN SOME FORM OF RESPECT! THE RICH DIDN'T INHERENT THEIR WEALTH OR ANYTHING!

Unreal with this poo poo.

Go eat a dick Crowder. Enjoy watching your movement being destroyed by an orange buffoon.

Conservatism is dead bitch. May it stay dead and may we all piss on it's lovely mass unmarked grave.

FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 02:42 on May 9, 2016

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Mister Macys posted:

I'm sure she's very funny, but writing her into a one-dimensional "Hysterical Black Woman-as-Chris Tucker" stereotype strikes me as crass.

The Ghostbusters always have been the Stereotype Crew though.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Dr Christmas posted:

We're on luck! Looks like she's appearing on the third season of Avengers Assemble on the Disney Channel.

I have been boycotting that until they had Captain Marvel on it because Earths Mightest Heroes had such a perfect one.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

FuzzySkinner posted:

"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?"

You write on the loving internet you moron. You're neither.

"But you, who votes socialist, are telling the world you’d rather take from people who do the hunting, for you cannot."

YEAH! LET'S LIVE IN SQUALER AND SERFDOM! gently caress TRYING TO ATTAIN SOME FORM OF RESPECT! THE RICH DIDN'T INHERENT THEIR WEALTH OR ANYTHING!

Unreal with this poo poo.

Go eat a dick Crowder. Enjoy watching your movement being destroyed by an orange buffoon.

Conservatism is dead bitch. May it stay dead and may we all piss on it's lovely mass unmarked grave.


That knuckle-dragging rear end in a top hat is so desperate to race to rock bottom that he's somewhere deep in the Earth's mantel.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Geostomp posted:

That knuckle-dragging rear end in a top hat is so desperate to race to rock bottom that he's somewhere deep in the Earth's mantel.

There's some bizarre slave/master relationship with asshats who have this thought process about the rich.

Maybe not so much that, but some accepted "serfdom" quality. They've replaced the monarchy with assholes who find ways to get out of paying taxes and accumulate so much wealth that they never spend it on anything.

e: And it's not even from a political movement like libetarianism...it's from just some hosed up mind process that begs to be enslaved.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Sorry real women don't work for man children. :smugbert:

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Only a real man wants to be the toy, the slave of a better real man with a disgusting amount of wealth.

The alt-right has no real cultural mechanism or ritual to become A MAN, so all they're left with is to assume personal wealth and success as what determines real people from failures. Which is why Crowder absolutely hates any woman that is more successful, rich or important than he will ever be.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007


Weird to see that, right after I stumbled across this:


This can't actually be a thing, right? It's some sort of horrible joke?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Does he look like he's joking?

Wait, better Joker.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

DeadlyMuffin posted:

Weird to see that, right after I stumbled across this:


This can't actually be a thing, right? It's some sort of horrible joke?

To be honest I can't even really tell anymore. I don't think I've ever seen a father giving props on mother's day or a mother given props on father's day like...ever.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Crowder sure knows a lot about sex issues, for someone who waited until he was married to have it.

e: fun fact, he likes his own posts on facebook.

beatlegs fucked around with this message at 03:47 on May 9, 2016

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

FuzzySkinner posted:

"This can take one of two forms (maybe both)..."

Putting his lovely ideas aside for a second, what the gently caress? He contradicts himself in the same loving sentence.

Proof read your poo poo or get someone else to.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

deoju posted:

Putting his lovely ideas aside for a second, what the gently caress? He contradicts himself in the same loving sentence.

Proof read your poo poo or get someone else to.

"Real man have no need for proof readers." :smugdon:

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487Ge8rdv3E&feature=youtu.be

Glenn Beck is going to full on Jonestown/Westboro Baptist soon isn't he?

He's disgusting.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Uh, yeah? Didn't you see all those times he stood up to those oppressive trannies by dressing up like one and showing us all how stupid they are by acting silly like how we know they all do? And look at that wedding ring, how could he be anything less than a man if he has a wedding ring? God you liberals are so loving dense.

FuzzySkinner posted:

"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?"

You write on the loving internet you moron. You're neither.

"But you, who votes socialist, are telling the world you’d rather take from people who do the hunting, for you cannot."

YEAH! LET'S LIVE IN SQUALER AND SERFDOM! gently caress TRYING TO ATTAIN SOME FORM OF RESPECT! THE RICH DIDN'T INHERENT THEIR WEALTH OR ANYTHING!

Unreal with this poo poo.

Go eat a dick Crowder. Enjoy watching your movement being destroyed by an orange buffoon.

Conservatism is dead bitch. May it stay dead and may we all piss on it's lovely mass unmarked grave.

Of course a smug loving liberal would say this about someone who knows what he's talking about. Can't even spell "squalor" right. This is why we conservatives are better people; we're not as petty as you liberals who expect handouts from their betters and then whine about not getting enough.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

FuzzySkinner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=487Ge8rdv3E&feature=youtu.be

Glenn Beck is going to full on Jonestown/Westboro Baptist soon isn't he?

He's disgusting.

How long till he starts his show with "How very much I have loved you. How very much I have tried to give you the good life. Its been said by the greatest prophets since time immemorial, no man takes my life from me. I lay my life down"

Crowsbeak fucked around with this message at 07:33 on May 9, 2016

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

If Obama is responsible for Trump then he's pretty loving smart.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben

Xand_Man posted:

Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes.

Unironically the best POTUS ever if true.

Morroque
Mar 6, 2013

Sure thing. Here you go:

Levantine
Feb 14, 2005

GUNDAM!!!

FuzzySkinner posted:

"A man, as defined by this woman, exemplifies the evolutionary behavior of a provider. This can take one of two forms (maybe both) of hunting and/or gathering. The more successful the man is at hunting/gathering, the more masculinity he possesses. In the days of early man, this took the literal form of being a hunter. Those men who could not hunt were skilled enough to “gather.” See where that expression came from? History. Cool, right?"

You write on the loving internet you moron. You're neither.

"But you, who votes socialist, are telling the world you’d rather take from people who do the hunting, for you cannot."

YEAH! LET'S LIVE IN SQUALER AND SERFDOM! gently caress TRYING TO ATTAIN SOME FORM OF RESPECT! THE RICH DIDN'T INHERENT THEIR WEALTH OR ANYTHING!

Unreal with this poo poo.

Go eat a dick Crowder. Enjoy watching your movement being destroyed by an orange buffoon.

Conservatism is dead bitch. May it stay dead and may we all piss on it's lovely mass unmarked grave.

I'll never get tired of the unearned self importance of right wing bloggers. I mean, they're bloggers. It's not like Crowder is a proper journalist. He's not dodging gunfire in the Middle East to get a story or anything. He sits in comfort at home thinking up lame burns (unless he's getting punched out by old men at union rallies and lying about it).

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Xand_Man posted:

Obama's legacy: health care reform, killing an infamous terrorist, and burning the Republican party to the ground and salting the ashes.

Really, really gonna miss that guy next year.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know.

I remember poo poo like the Dixie Chicks being blacklisted, 'free speech zones', and poo poo like that from back in the day. Not enough specifics I can Google, though. It's just bullshit about how conservatives (and the internet) forgets all of the shouting down liberals had to endure during the Bush admin.

CortezFantastic
Aug 10, 2003

I SEE DEMONS

Doctor Butts posted:

God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know.

I remember poo poo like the Dixie Chicks being blacklisted, 'free speech zones', and poo poo like that from back in the day. Not enough specifics I can Google, though. It's just bullshit about how conservatives (and the internet) forgets all of the shouting down liberals had to endure during the Bush admin.

HEY BUD, WE WERE A NATION AT WAR

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

a good example is Donahue's show being cancelled by NBC, despite good ratings, because he was insufficiently pro-war

it was literally shameful and considered bad PR to be against the war

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Doctor Butts posted:

God drat, it seems all of the loving bullshit liberals had to go through back in the day has fallen down the memory hole. If people can remember specific incidents to search for, let me know.

I remember poo poo like the Dixie Chicks being blacklisted, 'free speech zones', and poo poo like that from back in the day. Not enough specifics I can Google, though. It's just bullshit about how conservatives (and the internet) forgets all of the shouting down liberals had to endure during the Bush admin.

Exploiting the fact that people have no memory whatsoever is one of the biggest parts of right wing strategy. Just look at Fox News changing their stories on a daily basis and still getting treated as respectable. People don't like to think about things besides their daily lives that hard and they want to believe that the world is fair, so they just don't remember anything outside the vaguest terms after a month or so of no one talking about it.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

Morroque posted:

Sure thing. Here you go:



Is that jeb!?

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Geostomp posted:

Exploiting the fact that people have no memory whatsoever is one of the biggest parts of right wing strategy. Just look at Fox News changing their stories on a daily basis and still getting treated as respectable. People don't like to think about things besides their daily lives that hard and they want to believe that the world is fair, so they just don't remember anything outside the vaguest terms after a month or so of no one talking about it.

In other words, conservative media has a narrative continuity shorter than that of professional wrestling.

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