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I couldn't help but notice you said Part 2 of the Cool Raccoon Names...where might I find part 1? Is it in this thread? *swoon*
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Allahu Snackbar
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# ? May 9, 2016 01:04 |
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cuntvalet posted:I couldn't help but notice you said Part 2 of the Cool Raccoon Names...where might I find part 1? Is it in this thread? *swoon* We made the stupid mistake of erasing eachother's messages instead of quoting them into one big conversation.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:08 |
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cuntvalet posted:I couldn't help but notice you said Part 2 of the Cool Raccoon Names...where might I find part 1? Is it in this thread? *swoon* Found it.
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# ? May 9, 2016 02:20 |
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Oh, God, thank you. Also, I love how I can still tell which ones are mine.
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:19 |
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My personal favorite is still Pillow Xtreme
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# ? May 9, 2016 03:22 |
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Sexhammer is clearly the racoon that was banging on that ladies porch.
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# ? May 9, 2016 04:27 |
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Well...I came home from a lovely day at work to see that and now my day is 100% better. You two are doing the Raccoon-Lord's work.
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# ? May 9, 2016 05:00 |
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I'm a big fan of Primordial Pam, personally, although I am disappointed it doesn't quite scan to Polythene Pam so I can't give her a tiny awful theme song.
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# ? May 9, 2016 06:21 |
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cash crab posted:goosefleet and I are happy to help you name anything at any time. It is part of the service package we provide, free of cost I just wanted to quote this on a new page
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# ? May 9, 2016 07:19 |
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feedin' time, boys!
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# ? May 9, 2016 14:26 |
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cuntvalet posted:Well...I came home from a lovely day at work to see that and now my day is 100% better. You two are doing the Raccoon-Lord's work. I vote we name Raccoon-Lord Jeremy the Unrelenting.
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cash crab posted:I vote we name Raccoon-Lord Jeremy the Unrelenting. Seconded.
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# ? May 9, 2016 18:16 |
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goose fleet posted:Tentacles (pronounced like 'Hercules') I know you probably meant that it rhymes with Hercules but I like to imagine that Tentacles is just how that raccoon spells Hercules and who are we to question it?
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stereobreadsticks posted:I know you probably meant that it rhymes with Hercules but I like to imagine that Tentacles is just how that raccoon spells Hercules and who are we to question it? I think they mean Herc's original name "Heracles". (Hair-a-kleez > Tent-a-kleez)
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# ? May 10, 2016 00:04 |
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I think Tentacles (pronounced like 'Hercules') is the full name. You say it. "Here Tentacles (pronounced like 'Hercules')! You're lunch is ready!" "Who's a good trash panda, yes Tentacles (pronounced like 'Hercules') you are!"
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# ? May 10, 2016 01:18 |
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Today when I took my garbage out there was a stray cat and a raccoon eating garbage and they ran off side-by-side when I walked up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saIlYHLcdHs
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# ? May 10, 2016 01:29 |
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Guy Mann posted:Today when I took my garbage out there was a stray cat and a raccoon eating garbage and they ran off side-by-side when I walked up. There was a similar pair hanging out on the UF campus while I was there, an orange tabby and a smallish raccoon buddying around together. I like to think that the raccoon used its hands to get to food the cat couldn't while the cat used its superior hunting skills to catch food the raccoon couldn't. The perfect duo!
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Boat posted:There was a similar pair hanging out on the UF campus while I was there, an orange tabby and a smallish raccoon buddying around together. I like to think that the raccoon used its hands to get to food the cat couldn't while the cat used its superior hunting skills to catch food the raccoon couldn't. Maybe they were litter mates! Mom-cats will kidnap babies of other species to be moms to after they have a litter of kittens. Maybe a raccoon baby was orphaned and that cats mom took over parenting duties. Fake edit: found a video of a cat letting a raccoon kit nurse. That poor cat. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9VhbET260 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WIksXfvv-xU There were several videos about raccoon moms adopting kittens for me to go through though.
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# ? May 10, 2016 03:20 |
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Mallory Ortberg has many Raccoon feelings. http://the-toast.net/2016/05/05/everything-thats-wrong-of-raccoons/
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# ? May 10, 2016 05:11 |
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Bad and wrong opinions, clearly.
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# ? May 10, 2016 05:50 |
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It is true, they only have hands, no feet.
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Hey guys! /
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deathbot posted:Mallory Ortberg has many Raccoon feelings. http://the-toast.net/2016/05/05/everything-thats-wrong-of-raccoons/ quote:ALL-HANDS NO-FEET TRASH-CAT WITH A DOG’S STOMACH AND A POSSUM’S HEART. A possum's heart is full of cute naked little babies, so I don't disagree. Rebel Blob posted:Hey guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE_fcGqs0dM Guy Mann has a new favorite as of 02:34 on May 11, 2016 |
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Rebel Blob posted:Hey guys! This is not Kosher
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# ? May 11, 2016 02:27 |
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I loving forgot they were marsupials, I almost had a damned heart attack.
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# ? May 11, 2016 02:30 |
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cash crab posted:I loving forgot they were marsupials, I almost had a damned heart attack. The only marsupials in North America. and drat good ones, at that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkofwx2liHM
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# ? May 11, 2016 02:37 |
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Guy Mann posted:A possum's heart is full of cute naked little babies, so I don't disagree. That's, uh, not it's heart, buddy.
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# ? May 11, 2016 02:53 |
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I love opossums so much fight me edit: I spent 20 minutes trying to free enough RAM on my phone to upload this fuzzy snoot snoo has a new favorite as of 03:16 on May 11, 2016 |
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Guy Mann posted:The only marsupials in North America. and drat good ones, at that. I liked the part where he ate fruit
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The Snoo posted:I love opossums so much fight me Who doesn't love opossums, they're cuties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFkdcsgPke4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niuRWJgiv7o
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# ? May 11, 2016 03:03 |
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Guy Mann posted:A possum's heart is full of cute naked little babies, so I don't disagree. You get that god damned marsupial creepy trash out of this thread. This is no place for screeching, death-faking, horror shows. It is only for cute washbears.
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# ? May 11, 2016 03:04 |
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Guy Mann posted:The only marsupials in North America. and drat good ones, at that. This possum never read the warnings about never letting your kids play with plastic bags. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yD4_yGhzpp0 I kind of really dislike the narrator. Bored has a new favorite as of 03:12 on May 11, 2016 |
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The Snoo posted:I love opossums so much fight me I love opossums so much I have an opossum tattoo so no fighting from me.
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Bored posted:This possum never read the warnings about never letting your kids play with plastic bags. What is it with opossums and crazy ladies? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4ttVP2cyK4
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# ? May 11, 2016 03:23 |
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^ I got the 'he scream at own rear end' opossum on my bank card, and your post made me consider getting it as a cover-up tattoo of a bad d.i.y. tattoo I did as a teenager, so thanks!! Guy Mann posted:videos snoo has a new favorite as of 03:27 on May 11, 2016 |
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Mouse Dresser posted:You get that god damned marsupial creepy trash out of this thread. This is no place for screeching, death-faking, horror shows. There is room in this thread for all of Jeremy the Unrelenting's beautiful garbage friends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR6ejI7foms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX892m9x7_0
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Baby opossums are called Joeys, males are called Jacks, and females are called Jills. A group of opposums is called a passel.
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