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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

atomicthumbs posted:

sorry but they've got nothing on TONS OF REFRIGERATION

At least that unit had a point at one time. It described roughly how many tons of ice per day the air conditioning unit would be equivalent to in cooling capacity. Just like how horsepower roughly described how many horses a motor would be equivalent to.

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GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Board-feet! Beard-seconds! Banana equivalent dose! Crabs, erlangs, Wiffleball Assisted Measurement (WAM), Garns...

Sometimes you need to measure something, and you choose a weird rear end method of doing it.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

One of my favorite Wikipedia articles:

List of humorous units of measurement

Which includes the length unit Smoot, defined as the height of Oliver R. Smoot during his time at MIT (1.7018 meters or 5.5833 feet). After his studies, Mr Smoot very suitably went on to be chairman of the American National Standards Institute and later president of the International Organisation of Standards. :v:

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BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000


It makes me so happy that the barn is not only enough of a joke to make that list, but also useful enough that it sees tons of real-life use.

Wibla
Feb 16, 2011

Collateral Damage posted:

One of my favorite Wikipedia articles:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement

Which includes the length unit Smoot, defined as the height of Oliver R. Smoot during his time at MIT (1.7018 meters or 5.5833 feet). After his studies, Mr Smoot very suitably went on to be chairman of the American National Standards Institute and later president of the International Organisation of Standards. :v:

I wish I knew about this back at uni, we had a pretty cool physics prof who would have approved of the usage of some of these.

Computer viking posted:

Ah, but that's where you get into the insane maze that is "lower bohemian pounds" and "Swedish miles" and so on.

(Norway still uses a "mil", metricized to 10 km; I believe we had a "short mile" around the length of an imperial one, and a "long mile" around the length you'd want to walk without a break. The standard spoken unit for gas usage is still liter/mil ... which is at least easy to convert to/from l/100km.)

Liters/mil makes no goddamn sense for anyone not norwegian, I just use L/100km or mpg depending on who I talk to. On a more :psyduck: note, swedes use "mil" for mileage on their cars, not km. Go look at blocket.se for an example.

Going on a road trip in the US in 2007, I tried to convert poo poo from miles to km etc for a little while, then I just gave up. When in Rome and all that.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Liters/mil is at least easy to convert to Liters/100km. :)

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

My favourite weird unit is Hertz/dioptre. Frequency per optical power makes no physical sense, but as Hz = s^-1 and dpt = m^-1, Hz/dpt is mathematically equivalent to meters per second.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008
It was only relatively recently I came across "Inches of Mercury" as a measurement of pressure.
"What the gently caress is this poo poo? Why wouldn't you just use PSI, pascals, or even atmospheres!?"

Royal W
Jun 20, 2008

The_White_Crane posted:

It was only relatively recently I came across "Inches of Mercury" as a measurement of pressure.
"What the gently caress is this poo poo? Why wouldn't you just use PSI, pascals, or even atmospheres!?"

Blood pressure is measured in mmHg. A lot of local weather stations still report barometric pressure in inHg too, I think.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

The_White_Crane posted:

It was only relatively recently I came across "Inches of Mercury" as a measurement of pressure.
"What the gently caress is this poo poo? Why wouldn't you just use PSI, pascals, or even atmospheres!?"

I still can't figure out why the boost gage on my rental car's display shows psi for positive values and inHg for negative values.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Phanatic posted:

I still can't figure out why the boost gage on my rental car's display shows psi for positive values and inHg for negative values.

If it's negative you need to break open a thermometer and add that many inches of mercury

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Phanatic posted:

I still can't figure out why the boost gage on my rental car's display shows psi for positive values and inHg for negative values.

Historical artifact. Manometers filled with mercury were standard for measuring vacuum, while gauges calibrated in psi were used for boilers.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Phanatic posted:

I still can't figure out why the boost gage on my rental car's display shows psi for positive values and inHg for negative values.
inHg is traditionally the imperial unit for vacuum pressure.

The_White_Crane posted:

It was only relatively recently I came across "Inches of Mercury" as a measurement of pressure.
"What the gently caress is this poo poo? Why wouldn't you just use PSI, pascals, or even atmospheres!?"
Same reason imperial traditionalists like Fahrenheit more than Celsius, extra steps in the delineation over the range you are interested in.

In the case of vacuum measurements in imperial, you only ever have 15psi to work with, so using inHg instead doubles the whole numbers available over the entire range of vacuum and saves some brain power trying to reckon what number of sig figs is correct.

Torr is a little harder to justify in that way, its mostly a historical thing because any rich noble interested in science could build a mercury barometer in their workshop and instantly understand and report things in relation to millimeter of mercury.

You also get very practical engineering units like in or ft of water. Very useful in that if you want to move water up 20 ft, you know you need a differential pressure of 20ft of water plus pipe losses.

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

zedprime posted:

You also get very practical engineering units like in or ft of water. Very useful in that if you want to move water up 20 ft, you know you need a differential pressure of 20ft of water plus pipe losses.

Exactly. I use in of water (using my magnehelic gauge(s)!) to verify air flows in auto applications. Very handy when trying to determine air scoop/cowl efficiency.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

I was looking through file headers of some astronomical data I was working with and it was calibrated using "nanomaggies". I don't remember if it was flux, or counts, or anything like that but nobody had any idea what the gently caress a "nanomaggie" was.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
Some asshats are posting this around the internet:



Reminds me of the old 4chan post about making crystals with ammonia and bleach.

Default Settings
May 29, 2001

Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
The most confusing unit I've encountered at work is the British Thermal Unit, BTU, worth roughly 1055 Joules.
Multiples of it are the MBTU (which are a thousand BTUs), and the MMBTU (which are a million BTUs). :psyduck:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Gann Jerrod posted:

Some asshats are posting this around the internet:



Reminds me of the old 4chan post about making crystals with ammonia and bleach.

Feel the bern, indeed.

What a bunch of sickos.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Royal W posted:

Blood pressure is measured in mmHg. A lot of local weather stations still report barometric pressure in inHg too, I think.

“Inches of water” is still used by U.S. pulmonologists.

Default Settings posted:

The most confusing unit I've encountered at work is the British Thermal Unit, BTU, worth roughly 1055 Joules.
Multiples of it are the MBTU (which are a thousand BTUs), and the MMBTU (which are a million BTUs). :psyduck:

The worst part is that more often than not, it’s implicitly BTU per hour, but just called “BTU”.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Platystemon posted:

“Inches of water” is still used by U.S. pulmonologists.


The worst part is that more often than not, it’s implicitly BTU per hour, but just called “BTU”.

These are also in high usage in the world of boilers, most notably when you work for a company making the burners that go on them. "WC and MBTU are things I see every drat day.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf
I worked at a US power plant with primary pressures in psi and condenser pressure in in Hg.

However... I worked at a Swedish power plant where the reactor pressure was in MPa, the turbine was in bar, the condenser was in Pa, and the cooling water pumps were in m W.C..

At least the kilowatt isn't a unit of electrical energy in Sweden... :-/

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
At a certain point in WC or in Hg is way too specific. The physics of centrifugal pumps for example allow reporting of pump specifications in just feet of head. Feet of head of what? Doesn't matter. Feet of pudding, if you want a pudding pump. But go ahead and use your 100 ft of pudding pump with water and it'll give you 100 ft of water instead.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

zedprime posted:

At a certain point in WC or in Hg is way too specific. The physics of centrifugal pumps for example allow reporting of pump specifications in just feet of head. Feet of head of what? Doesn't matter. Feet of pudding, if you want a pudding pump. But go ahead and use your 100 ft of pudding pump with water and it'll give you 100 ft of water instead.

There's just some things you'll never get.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

zedprime posted:

At a certain point in WC or in Hg is way too specific. The physics of centrifugal pumps for example allow reporting of pump specifications in just feet of head. Feet of head of what? Doesn't matter. Feet of pudding, if you want a pudding pump. But go ahead and use your 100 ft of pudding pump with water and it'll give you 100 ft of water instead.

Pressure generated by sucking one foot of dick?

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Gann Jerrod posted:

Some asshats are posting this around the internet:



Reminds me of the old 4chan post about making crystals with ammonia and bleach.

Man, Correct The Record is getting savage.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

zedprime posted:

At a certain point in WC or in Hg is way too specific. The physics of centrifugal pumps for example allow reporting of pump specifications in just feet of head. Feet of head of what? Doesn't matter. Feet of pudding, if you want a pudding pump. But go ahead and use your 100 ft of pudding pump with water and it'll give you 100 ft of water instead.

pudding pump is a term straight out of a pornhub video title

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Moist von Lipwig posted:

pudding pump is a term straight out of a pornhub video title
Those sort of pudding pumps are displacement pumps which have different physical affinities so it was probably the wrong qualification to make. But maybe also says a lot about me that that is the material I thought of.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Unitchat - I know it's not the actual usage of it, and this is more of an artifact of repeating names, but: Water freezes at approximately π/6 radians Fahrenheit.

insta
Jan 28, 2009
Metric was cool because all the units relate together but nobody loving uses the prefixes outside of kilo (or none), so now it's just as nonsensical as imperial. Sometimes the small prefixes come into play, but it's rare.

Why is a long flight 6000 kilometers? It's 6 megameters. Pluto is 7.5 terameters away. A 747-800 weighs 0.408 gigagrams.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Hremsfeld posted:

Unitchat - I know it's not the actual usage of it, and this is more of an artifact of repeating names, but: Water freezes at approximately π/6 radians Fahrenheit.

i can't wait for the metric kevin bacon game, 0.10472 radians to Kevin Bacon

insta posted:

Metric was cool because all the units relate together but nobody loving uses the prefixes outside of kilo (or none), so now it's just as nonsensical as imperial. Sometimes the small prefixes come into play, but it's rare.

Why is a long flight 6000 kilometers? It's 6 megameters. Pluto is 7.5 terameters away. A 747-800 weighs 0.408 gigagrams.

stuff gets standardized because people have some conception of how big that unit is. kinda like how aviation still uses feet no matter how high you go, so it's 42,000 feet and not 8 miles. (although the granularity plays into that, too; 500 feet is a lot easier to conseptualize than .1524 km.)

Kilograms are still dumb though for having the base unit have a prefix.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

insta posted:

Metric was cool because all the units relate together but nobody loving uses the prefixes outside of kilo (or none), so now it's just as nonsensical as imperial. Sometimes the small prefixes come into play, but it's rare.

Why is a long flight 6000 kilometers? It's 6 megameters. Pluto is 7.5 terameters away. A 747-800 weighs 0.408 gigagrams.

The tiny ones like micro, nano, pico, and femto are useful in various scientific fields.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Applying metric prefixes to imperial measurement is a good pursuit. I live in a 45 milliacre house, and my commute is 14.8 kiloyards.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

blugu64 posted:

Applying metric prefixes to imperial measurement is a good pursuit. I live in a 45 milliacre house, and my commute is 14.8 kiloyards.

You put it like that and it sounds like you're living in a shoe box.

Aurium
Oct 10, 2010

DemeaninDemon posted:

The tiny ones like micro, nano, pico, and femto are useful in various scientific fields.

You see some of the larger prefixes in electrical contexts. Megawatts, and gigawatts for power generation and consumption, Megavolts, Gigavolts, and even Teravolts in particle accelerators. You also see Megaohms, and occasionally Gigaohms in electronic contexts.


Enourmo posted:

Kilograms are still dumb though for having the base unit have a prefix.

The mass we now know as the kilogram was originally called the "Grave." There was some discussion early on if the Grave or the Gravet (1/1000 of a Grave, or a modern gram) would be more convenient for commonly weighed things. Both have their advantages, for example, you'd probably want to weigh a person in graves, but ingredients of your food in gravets.

Why don't we call the units a milligrave or a kilogravet? Well, the word grave is also a noble title; and the metric units was standardized under the watchful eye of the French Revolution, who didn't look to kindly on royalty or nobility. So they definitely needed a new name for their new metric system. Eventually the gravet side won out, and they renamed the resulting unit to gramme. This may been helped out by the fact that gravet could be also be read as as tiny noble, in addition to tiny mass, so using the resulting unit would always be a (not so) subtle dig at nobility.

After some use, it turned out that the gram wasn't really the right size either, so they went back to 1000x larger, and called it the kilogram.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

insta posted:

Metric was cool because all the units relate together but nobody loving uses the prefixes outside of kilo (or none), so now it's just as nonsensical as imperial. Sometimes the small prefixes come into play, but it's rare.

Why is a long flight 6000 kilometers? It's 6 megameters. Pluto is 7.5 terameters away. A 747-800 weighs 0.408 gigagrams.

In common use it doesn't matter what units you use. You could use rods and hogsheads and furlongs or whatever. SI really shines in science and engineering though. Especially because you don't have to deal with BTUs and you have the only electrical units anyone uses anymore.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Dust is hardcore. If you get it fine enough, say, using sawdust, you can literally run jet engines on wood and air.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

YggiDee posted:

There's no way he'd donate that flask to Value Village, it's probably enshrined somewhere.

e: Jesus the flask fucker was seven years ago.

One homestuck ago.

Let's start measuring velocities in smoots per homestuck, it's not totally useless at all!

DocCynical
Jan 9, 2003

That is not possible just now
https://imgur.com/gallery/iDOzAa5

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DemeaninDemon posted:

The tiny ones like micro, nano, pico, and femto are useful in various scientific fields.

Bits of encouragement are given in attoboys (and attogirls).

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Deteriorata posted:

Bits of encouragement are given in attoboys (and attogirls).
:golfclap:

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