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jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog
Some egghead is trying to tell us not to enjoy the Olympics, what a jerk.

I unironically think that the fifth reason is true, the "Olympic spirit" bullshit that is crammed down our throats all the time is obviously just that, bullshit, when billions of dollars are on the line.

http://harvardpublichealthreview.org/

Off the Podium: Why Public Health Concerns for Global Spread of Zika Virus Means That Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympic Games Must Not Proceed

Brazil’s Zika problem is inconveniently not ending. The outbreak that began in the country’s northeast has reached Rio de Janeiro, where it is flourishing. Clinical studies are also mounting that Zika infection is associated not just with pediatric microcephaly and brain damage, but also adult conditions such as Guillain-Barré syndrome and acute disseminated encephalomyelitis, which are debilitating and sometimes fatal.

Simply put, Zika infection is more dangerous, and Brazil’s outbreak more extensive, than scientists reckoned a short time ago. Which leads to a bitter truth: the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games must be postponed, moved, or both, as a precautionary concession. There are five reasons.

First, Rio de Janeiro is more affected by Zika than anyone expected, rendering earlier assumptions of safety obsolete.

Second, although Zika virus was discovered nearly seventy years ago, the viral strain that recently entered Brazil is clearly new, different, and vastly more dangerous than “old” Zika.

Third, while Brazil’s Zika inevitably will spread globally — given enough time, viruses always do — it helps nobody to speed that up.

Fourth, when (not if) the Games speed up Zika’s spread, the already-urgent job of inventing new technologies to stop it becomes harder.

Fifth, proceeding with the Games violates what the Olympics stand for.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

jet sanchEz posted:

Some egghead is trying to tell us not to enjoy the Olympics, what a jerk

http://harvardpublichealthreview.org/

Off the Podium: Why Public Health Concerns for Global Spread of Zika Virus Means That Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympic Games Must Not Proceed

Brazil’s Zika problem is inconveniently not ending. The outbreak that began in the country’s northeast has reached Rio de Janeiro, where it is flourishing. Clinical studies are also mounting that Zika infection is associated not just with pediatric microcephaly and brain damage, but also adult conditions such as Guillain-Barré syndrome and acute disseminated encephalomyelitis, which are debilitating and sometimes fatal.

Simply put, Zika infection is more dangerous, and Brazil’s outbreak more extensive, than scientists reckoned a short time ago. Which leads to a bitter truth: the 2016 Olympic and Paralympic Games must be postponed, moved, or both, as a precautionary concession. There are five reasons.

First, Rio de Janeiro is more affected by Zika than anyone expected, rendering earlier assumptions of safety obsolete.

Second, although Zika virus was discovered nearly seventy years ago, the viral strain that recently entered Brazil is clearly new, different, and vastly more dangerous than “old” Zika.

Third, while Brazil’s Zika inevitably will spread globally — given enough time, viruses always do — it helps nobody to speed that up.

Fourth, when (not if) the Games speed up Zika’s spread, the already-urgent job of inventing new technologies to stop it becomes harder.

Fifth, proceeding with the Games violates what the Olympics stand for.


So apparently now Zika virus causes GBS?

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
This truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Dreddout posted:

I think he means small stuff, like money in your wallet and watches. Not cars or tvs.

Cops can steal small stuff, nobody gives a poo poo.

Ha ha ha, nope.

American cops catalog your stuff in front of you and as many witnessed as they can. The shitstorm from being accused of stealing your cash, watch, etc is in no way shape or form worth it.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
That really depends on where you are - there are places where they absolutely will abuse that power, usually towards immigrants or people who are already disadvantaged by the legal system. If you have a legitimate reason to be carrying $5k or $10k that might not matter if you don't have a voice.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

spacetoaster posted:

Ha ha ha, nope.

American cops catalog your stuff in front of you and as many witnessed as they can. The shitstorm from being accused of stealing your cash, watch, etc is in no way shape or form worth it.

Lol where are you getting this notion from? Cops steal drugs and money from suspects all the loving time because the suspect can't say poo poo without risking self incrimination or a good old fashioned wood shampoo

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Who knew the zombie apocalypse would be caused by a desire to watch grown-ups compete doing backflips on a trampoline

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
pinheads will be having literal pinhead babies.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, I think russia is definitely not going to show up. In any events.

CBS News says the former head of Russia's drug testing laboratory Grigory Rodchenkov has told whistleblower Vitaly Stepanov that at least four of Russia's gold medal winners at the 2014 Winter Olympics were using steroids, according to an interview to be aired on Sunday.

Stepanov, who previously worked for Russia's anti-doping agency and is now living in the United States, told the investigative program "60 Minutes" that Grigory Rodchenkov, the former head of the drug laboratory, had evidence of the use of banned substances at the Games in Sochi, Russia.

Russia is already banned from all track and field competitions, including August's Rio Olympics, after an independent WADA commission last November revealed widespread state-sponsored doping.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-doping-russia-sochi-idUSKCN0XY037

If they do the whole thing is a sham.

It is going to be the best most boring olympics ever.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

spacetoaster posted:

Ha ha ha, nope.

American cops catalog your stuff in front of you and as many witnessed as they can. The shitstorm from being accused of stealing your cash, watch, etc is in no way shape or form worth it.

:shrug: Maybe where you live, but in my hometown the cops could do whatever the gently caress they wanted.

The state has no money or interest in quality control down here!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The olympics wont be boring because rio will be a poo poo storm. If you watch the olympics for competitive poo poo then LOL what is wrong with you? You watch for the disparity and the corruption.

Things would actually be interesting if they let the athletes juice up. I mean gently caress it why not!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Athletes suspected of doping must drink a cup of tap water before competing in order to even the scales.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Mozi posted:

Athletes suspected of doping must drink a cup of tap water before competing in order to even the scales.

That's just cruel and inhumane!

Unlike the Rio Olympics!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Tap water? I say make em drink a handful straight from the river.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
Can't bribe US cops with cash in hand. Why wouldn't they just seize it as suspect drug profits, dump you into holding, but stopping to get a margaritas machine on the way to the station? Unless your money, not you but the money itself, has a lawyer on retainer.

You need a higher up with a drug/gambling problem or alimony payments on your payroll. Or literally train a child from the moment he can go to school to make the police force one day like some sort of irish sleeper agent. At least that's what the movies tell me.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

simplefish posted:

Remember this is the backup logo they had to come up with in a hurry, because they just said gently caress it and ripped off some graphic designer the first time.


Yeah this isn't dnd but that quotation is poo poo and wrong. The point of 1984 was that revolutions need to be started by the middle classes. The majority of people were kept in line by cheap booze and TV. Even at the end Winston exists on gin and games and I can't quite remember but possibly drugs as well. Yes, he is brought to defeat by pain as an individual, and the middle classes are ruled by fear, and the upper classes by corruption, but almost his entire point was that the masses are constantly distracted by pleasure.

Read a drat book if you're going to quote essays.

the point of 1984 is that communism sucks and this is the communist future

I'm pretty sure the proles are constantly distracted by pleasure but if you're going to say 1984 and Brave New World have the same general end point then loving lol my man. At the end Winston's brain is essentially erased by whatever the party did to him and at the end of Brave New World the dude is sent to go live with other smart people in Iceland so they can all philosophize together while having no effect on anything.

I mean poo poo dude there's a Junior Anti-Sex League in 1984! You can't say the party's purpose is to distract you with pleasure.

1984 sucked anyway

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:24 on May 10, 2016

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Moridin920 posted:

the point of 1984 is that communism sucks and this is the communist future

I'm pretty sure the proles are constantly distracted by pleasure but if you're going to say 1984 and Brave New World have the same general end point then loving lol my man. At the end Winston's brain is essentially erased by whatever the party did to him and at the end of Brave New World the dude is sent to go live with other smart people in Iceland so they can all philosophize together while having no effect on anything.

I mean poo poo dude there's a Junior Anti-Sex League in 1984! You can't say the party's purpose is to distract you with pleasure.

1984 sucked anyway

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Bad Lieutenant never turns down a bribe!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah well if you are gonna go 'haha READ A BOOK' in a smug manner and say some poo poo like that then I just gotta

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
besides the entire economy of 1984 is structured around scarcity because the forever war burns all excess materials/production away thus the party can constantly turn the screw on your animal pleasures like chocolate and tobacco and whatever

brave new world = unlimited feel good drugs

Winston isn't even allowed to have porn iirc

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Now explain Island because that poo poo didn't make a drat bit of sense to me.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
We need to do an o/u for the number of deaths that will occur in Rio during the olympics.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

b-minus1 posted:

We need to do an o/u for the number of deaths that will occur in Rio during the olympics.

What's the timeframe of the deaths because some of this will linger and kill them 10 years from now

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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All this Zika poo poo is scary TBH. Especially considering it can be transmitted sexually and can cause microcephaly.

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 18:48 on May 10, 2016

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Pawn 17 posted:

All this Zika poo poo is scary TBH. Especially considering it can be transmitted sexually and can cause microcephaly.

im a goon we dont care about babies

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Your poison womb is making your baby's skull too loving crowded.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pawn 17 posted:

All this Zika poo poo is scary TBH. Especially considering it can be transmitted sexually and can cause microcephaly.

This is going to be the first summer in four years where I dont bang smoking hot medal winning beach volleyball babes

prob gonna be my worst summer ever, in terms of puss

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please like they won't figure out a cure for white people

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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Madcosby posted:

This is going to be the first summer in four years where I dont bang smoking hot medal winning beach volleyball babes

prob gonna be my worst summer ever, in terms of puss

You are probably going to have to wait till the winter Olympics and settle for banging women from the ski jump teams. Sorry :(

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Pawn 17 posted:

All this Zika poo poo is scary TBH. Especially considering it can be transmitted sexually and can cause microcephaly.

not a cause for concern for goons fortunately

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Pawn 17 posted:

All this Zika poo poo is scary TBH. Especially considering it can be transmitted sexually and can cause microcephaly.

But what if you already have a really small penis? :ohdear:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

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PK loving SUBBAN posted:

But what if you already have a really small penis? :ohdear:

You basically become a eunuch.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Pawn 17 posted:

You basically become a eunuch.

But with you are already an eunuch? :ohdear:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It becomes an innie.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Moridin920 posted:

please like they won't figure out a cure for white people

the only cure for white people is death

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Moridin920 posted:

please like they won't figure out a cure for white people

I'd like to see zika in Africa now, that'll be a departure from ebola at least

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Moridin920 posted:

please like they won't figure out a cure for white people

The cure will be "don't go to brazil, stupid"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom posted:

Tap water? I say make em drink a handful straight from the river.

The pollution is so thick, you'd probably have to eat it with a spoon.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lucky Guy posted:

the only cure for white people is death

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Don't touch da popo and da peepee white people

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