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theres a pizza plac ein my hometown called pizza 911 which i guess is if you need a pizza and its an emergency but i can't not call it pizza nine eleven because im an awful human being
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May 10, 2016 23:04
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- Adbot
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Jun 5, 2024 07:04
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- Scaly Haylie
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What do you guys think about the number 42. Good? Bad? Answer to everything and all existence?
42 is like the number version of the cake meme in that unfunny idiots have latched on to it and deployed it as a hilarious joke with no context
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May 10, 2016 23:37
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- Macnult
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the mute looks of incomprehension and disgust I receive when i go up to people and say "what's the 411" makes 411 the funniest number to me
I always have this question in my joke-number arsenal when playing multiplayer videogames that keep track of your kills/assists/deaths.
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May 10, 2016 23:49
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- google THIS
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ok so get this, there's a cake for someone's 42nd birthday, but there is no cake (you could say it's "a lie"), and also that person is actually 45
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May 10, 2016 23:57
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- MrWillsauce
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I guess you could say he's been still alive for 45 years haha
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May 11, 2016 00:02
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- Ancelm
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You'll never take me alive, copper!
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You know whats funnier than 24? 25.
"Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less." -General Robert E. Lee
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May 11, 2016 00:53
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- treasure bear
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listening on shortwave radio to a cryptic eastern european numbers station writing down numbers like 481 827 139 033 526 and lmaoing my rear end off
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May 11, 2016 01:29
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- MrWillsauce
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369 because I read it in lil jon's voice and that whole song is really funny to me
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May 11, 2016 02:54
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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The last digit should be 7
(trap sprung?)
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May 11, 2016 02:58
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- City of Glompton
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listening on shortwave radio to a cryptic eastern european numbers station writing down numbers like 481 827 139 033 526 and lmaoing my rear end off
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 11, 2016 03:36
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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listening on shortwave radio to a cryptic eastern european numbers station writing down numbers like 481 827 139 033 526 and lmaoing my rear end off
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May 11, 2016 04:30
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- Trojan.exe
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I never said I was a role model
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small cellphone, small laptop, small gun
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May 11, 2016 07:24
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- Scaly Haylie
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You asked.
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May 11, 2016 08:35
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- 1000 Sweaty Rikers
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the age of consent in Japan
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May 11, 2016 12:53
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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1.618... is a really funny number for how stupid some people can get about it
they think it's like the real version of what 42 is in the hithhiker's guide or something
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May 11, 2016 15:38
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- Crinklepouch
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Its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys.
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47,000,000 because of how Ren from Ren & Stimpy says it
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Jun 2, 2016 02:45
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Six six sixty nine
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Jun 2, 2016 02:50
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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Jun 2, 2016 11:32
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- Zorodius
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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96 is kinda like the couple got done and now they're reverse spooning or maybe they had an argument and they broke up and 9 is crying thinking about how 6 doesn't love him anymore but the truth is she never did and she's been sleeping around with 7 for months now, but can you blame her, just look at that guy, he's got the stiffness
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Jun 2, 2016 11:34
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Jun 5, 2024 07:04
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- playground tough
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96 is now good.
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Jun 3, 2016 05:52
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