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The original US Constitution does not provide for a United States Air Force.
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Harmless and goofy, but; These actors look exactly* the same**! *vaguely **after blending two pictures of the actors together in photoshop to form a perfect amalgamation Holy poo poo! Disney!
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May 11, 2016 02:40
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stop using cars or walking around true democratic leaders go with phunkee governance 
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May 11, 2016 03:21
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JT Smiley posted:Not pictured the handful of sad old man dick pics she has on her profile. Post the worst one. I want to laugh at a sad penis. It's my thing.
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May 11, 2016 05:04
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Bast Relief posted:Post the worst one. I want to laugh at a sad penis. It's my thing. Can't see past your stomach huh?
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May 11, 2016 05:20
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TheFallenEvincar posted:stop using cars or walking around The new "The Shining" remake looks stupid.
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May 11, 2016 06:07
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Nyagato posted:The new "The Shining" remake looks stupid. i think it looks sway
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May 11, 2016 06:36
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Byzantine posted:The original US Constitution does not provide for a United States Air Force. but it doesn't prohibit the government from making one either just like it doesn't say that we have to have slavery it just says how we should count slaves if slavery does exist
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May 11, 2016 09:05
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The Constitution has a system to change it so it was changed to outlaw stupid poo poo like slavery. Thus it's working as originally intended. Likewise for taxes. Suck it, conservatooter.
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May 11, 2016 09:26
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Checks out.
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May 11, 2016 12:23
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Saw Gene Simmons saying something classless about Prince's death, thought the most IOSM I'd find was someone agreeing with him.
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May 11, 2016 13:26
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Wake up, sheeple! More like, Fast and Furious 666!
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May 11, 2016 13:39
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I was scanning through 'Trending' posts about Disney's Infinity toy cash cow being cancelled.  This one caught my eye so I went and checked out her page.    It's all Lil Wayne, Prince Harry and the royal family or random streams of consciousness...the only person to like her posts is.....herself.
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May 11, 2016 14:49
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Can't see past your stomach huh? Does not apply to me, how about you?
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May 11, 2016 14:54
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Rondette posted:I was scanning through 'Trending' posts about Disney's Infinity toy cash cow being cancelled. Public posts on Facebook trending posts are a goldmine for this kind of thing. I found a woman who was obsessed with the idea that Kurt Cobain tried to frame Courtney Love for his own death a few months ago.
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May 11, 2016 15:20
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Rondette posted:I was scanning through 'Trending' posts about Disney's Infinity toy cash cow being cancelled. I don't understand about 90% of everything she wrote yet most of it is spelled correctly. It's confusing on a couple levels.
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May 11, 2016 15:37
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Bast Relief posted:Does not apply to me, how about you? I lost my stomach to a homeless guy with a shiv  Now I'm all penis, baby.  
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May 11, 2016 16:13
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I don't think that dude knows how abortions work
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May 11, 2016 16:19
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Aesop Poprock posted:I don't think that dude knows how abortions work Pump goes in dead babies come out, you can't explain that.
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May 11, 2016 16:23
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You just blow pepper in a woman'sface then hold her nose when she's about to sneeze. I read it in a science book.
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May 11, 2016 16:24
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EmmyOk posted:You just blow pepper in a woman'sface then hold her nose when she's about to sneeze. I read it in a science book. No, no that's how you induce labor. Abortions use salt.
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May 11, 2016 16:25
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ToxicSlurpee posted:No, no that's how you induce labor. Abortions use salt. I need to revise more! 
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May 11, 2016 16:38
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EmmyOk posted:I need to revise more! Note: Darylprat is talking about a minor internet celebrity who works for IGN and whom he's never met.
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May 11, 2016 17:06
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Admiral Joeslop posted:I lost my stomach to a homeless guy with a shiv Rich liberals make gold dick replacements, those scumbags. Rich conservatives don't do th 
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May 11, 2016 17:07
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EmmyOk posted:I need to revise more! Oh my god.
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May 11, 2016 17:24
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Christo posted:Note: Darylprat is talking about a minor internet celebrity who works for IGN and whom he's never met. Yeah, I'm gonna need the story behind this one.
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May 11, 2016 17:26
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hyperhazard posted:Yeah, I'm gonna need the story behind this one. So apparently he has been on a few subreddits for legal questions asking if sending too many loveletters will get him in trouble with the law. However as things progressed it became pretty clear he was harrassing this woman fairly excessively. All these screencaps are from forums poster Voidburger so you can (and should) check her twitter out for more.    
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May 11, 2016 17:41
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May 11, 2016 18:14
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Proof of the havoc Hollywood has wrought on real life relationships. This charming and romantic stalker behavior I saw in movie film is being received as creepy and repulsive stalker behavior in real life halp.
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May 11, 2016 18:24
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https://www.reddit.com/user/darylprat Just go through his post history if you need a reason to hate life. Christ, I might be out of line saying this but I hope she has a restraining order against him and also has a gun and/or 24/7 protection.
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May 11, 2016 18:30
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He's 18 but acts like a 14 year old. Not that I'm surprised. This thread is really good at supporting the idea of having a gun on me at all times, just in case.
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May 11, 2016 18:48
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I feel like The Notebook is more hosed up than a lot of films because at one point he quirkily threatens to let himself die if she doesn't agree to a date which is like serious emotional abuse.
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May 11, 2016 18:59
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Many romantic gestures in movies would be illegal and terrifying in real life
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May 11, 2016 19:06
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Getting down on one knee is highly dangerous and I would recommend shooting any partner in the head if they tried doing this to you. It is a scam and they are trying to steal half your money.
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May 11, 2016 19:09
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oldpainless posted:Many romantic gestures in movies would be illegal and terrifying in real life Related.
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May 11, 2016 19:13
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Holding a boombox over your head for a prolonged period of time can really gently caress up your shoulder.
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May 11, 2016 19:18
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If you aren't holding a boombox over your shoulder playing Every Breath You Take, while wearing a sign that says you'll kill yourself if she says no, then you aren't taking this to its logical end point.
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May 11, 2016 19:20
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This is probably the best. "If she tells me to stop, I'll stop!" *gets repeatedly told by the girl to stop everything he's doing* "But this time I can prove that I really love her! That's why I can't stop!"
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May 11, 2016 19:55
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Being blocked and having my account on twitter banned isn't technically "stop" though!
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May 11, 2016 20:05
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Hey buddy... blocked means blocked!!!
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