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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ugh, a Jeep girl? Hard pass.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Grape Soda posted:

Pretty sure those are just marks from wearing a tightly laced corset or body shaper all day.

P,sure those are nipple piercings

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh, a Jeep girl? Hard pass.

Looks like she runs a lot too. Ugh

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
Bathes? No thanks!

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Scathach posted:

Oh no a hot chick with nipple rings! *clutches pearls* *dies*



:byodood::fh: UNNNNNHHH PANINI LOOK IS SO loving HOT


:nws: :nws:

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

bradzilla posted:

Said every smoker ever. Your sense of smell is diminished by like 75% from being a smoker, so yeah, everyone else can smell your smoky rear end.

Shockingly no. Trust me, if you never let yourself get covered in smoke stink from hot boxing you can hide it from everyone but your partner. I have a boss that obsesses over the smell of smoke. I've never had a problem. She chews the poo poo out of people all the time for smelling like an ashtray. Again, the trick is to let yourself air out, and never smoke inside your house. Also, wash your loving clothes from time to time.

I'm sure there are many other people out there that smoke that you know well but smell just fine. They are just people that are careful to not interfere in other peoples lives. No cologne or perfume. Just a breath mint, a few minutes in the breeze, and wash your drat clothes. We all have bad habits, we just need to ensure that they don't intrude on other peoples enjoyment of life.

/end derail

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mouse Dresser posted:

:byodood::fh: UNNNNNHHH PANINI LOOK IS SO loving HOT


:nws: :nws:

Thank you for releasing me from the burden of being attracted to men, forever

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Is this the lye kiss from Fight Club? Or one of the scarabs under the skin from The Mummy?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

I mean I guess I could see how a teenager would think that's a cool haircut but holy poo poo that beard looks stupid

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


cash crab posted:

Thank you for releasing me from the burden of being attracted to men, forever

I dunno he seems to be holding it together for an old old old guy.

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

cash crab posted:

Thank you for releasing me from the burden of being attracted to men, forever

The worst part is that Geraldo tweeted that himself.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/21/geraldo-rivera-shirtless-photo_n_3631053.html

Moon Potato
May 12, 2003

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012



The new series of Sliders looks poo poo.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Bob's Burgers: The Later Years

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Scathach posted:

Oh no a hot chick with nipple rings! *clutches pearls* *dies*



Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
How It's Made, you're supposed to be about pianos and fishing lures and faberge eggs, why was there a documentary on Real Dolls on your channel? It got taken down within maybe a half hour of being put up, and now I'm wondering if I imagined it :tinfoil:

8 Ball
Nov 27, 2010

My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.
Ronald Reagan's cool younger brother?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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8 Ball posted:

Ronald Reagan's cool younger brother?

Chip Reagan's down with voodoo economics. Are you, or are you a squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare?

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.


Guess the ages

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Did they eat the elephant?

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Did they eat the elephant?
She's right there. :confused:

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Hirayuki posted:

She's right there. :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8si65Xo4WQ

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Never was a fan of this show when I was a kid.


I wonder if Bram was nailing Sharon and Lois

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Guess the ages

mid-20s for all of them

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Croisquessein posted:

How It's Made, you're supposed to be about pianos and fishing lures and faberge eggs, why was there a documentary on Real Dolls on your channel? It got taken down within maybe a half hour of being put up, and now I'm wondering if I imagined it :tinfoil:

Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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TinTower posted:

Hans is so stupid forgive Hans Diana.

Diana needs new skin.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

titties posted:

I've been a pack-and-a-half-per-day smoker for twenty years, and in my experience it has helped to reduce my smoking by a very small amount but not enough to justify the cost of gear and juice. Instead of smoking 30 cigarettes a day I smoke 20 cigarettes a day and vape 2ml of robot cock juice.

A 30% reduction seems to be more than just a "very small amount", sounds like it's working well.

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Hirayuki posted:

She's right there. :confused:

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Scarf posted:

I wonder if Bram was nailing Sharon and Lois

This was my exact first thought.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Wasn't Three's Company based on Sharon, Lois & Bram's Elephant Show? They just dropped the whole hallucinogenic angle.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4dfptq/we_49m_45f_feel_it_is_time_tell_our_children_17/

:dogbutton:

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
That. That's a troll. Right?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Scarf posted:

That. That's a troll. Right?

It's a legit question though. Do the children have the right to know they are cuckspawn?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I don't want to be the youngest.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
if it means that sad sack isn't their real dad they might actually take it pretty ok

i feel bad for the youngest if anything

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Mouse Dresser posted:

:byodood::fh: UNNNNNHHH PANINI LOOK IS SO loving HOT


:nws: :nws:

wait, is that loving Geraldo?

edit: nm saw the post about the tweet.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Mameluke posted:

Is this the lye kiss from Fight Club? Or one of the scarabs under the skin from The Mummy?

If it is supposed to be from Fight Club it is on the wrong hand.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
this plastic surgery will show people how important fight club was to me

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

What is the point? Did he understand his genetics were inferior or something and they wanted a Solid Snake but he could only give them Liquid?

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

If you are going to make an MGS reference at least remember that Liquid was actually the superior clone. However you could not genetically code someone to be a solllldierrrrr

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