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SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:I'm great. I'm good at what I do. Every success in my life was earned by my sheer force of will. Truth is what I say it is. Wrong? It's a matter of interpretation. (very softly: original intent )
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I feel like if I say as much as "you look nice today" every time I ever praised her quality of work will be flushed down the toilet and I will ruin her life
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May 11, 2016 15:59
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tomorrow she will roll into work in an immersion heater
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May 11, 2016 15:59
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Do not comment on appearance in the work place
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SedanChair posted:I feel like if I say as much as "you look nice today" every time I ever praised her quality of work will be flushed down the toilet and I will ruin her life just wear tighter and tighter trousers until she can't help but notice you appreciate her fashion sense
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May 11, 2016 16:00
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Aeryk posted:I post in this thread because the alternative is working
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May 11, 2016 16:00
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euphronius posted:Do not comment on appearance in the work place
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May 11, 2016 16:00
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euphronius posted:Do not comment on appearance in the work place
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May 11, 2016 16:01
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i actually read an article about scalia and now im a loving expert. at lunch hour i will say things like: scalia was the most good justice on the supreme court and im not glad hes dead or 'scalia used the ancient japanese interpreting martial art of looking at what people might've intended hundreds of years ago to reach his conclusions and i respect him for this even though im on the far left of the political spectrum (i printed a bunch of handouts of my politicalcompass.org result in color, expecting to reach this nadir)'
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May 11, 2016 16:01
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euphronius posted:Do not comment on appearance in the work place listen to the middle-aged man who's marriage is on the rocks over an altercation with the coat check girl
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May 11, 2016 16:01
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Volkerball posted:listen to the middle-aged man who's marriage is on the rocks over an altercation with the coat check girl Coat check woman was not in the workplace.
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May 11, 2016 16:02
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just dont poo poo where you eat. thats the more general rule. the 'lex generalis' if you want to call it that.
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May 11, 2016 16:02
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I would never comment on appearance, this was proven when another supervisor shaved off half of his beard and the other half of his hair and I was just like "sup Juan"
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May 11, 2016 16:02
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beards are frowned upon here. there are exceptions but beards are generally for baristas, computer programmers.. etc.
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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Volkerball posted:listen to the middle-aged man who's marriage is on the rocks over an altercation with the coat check girl listen to the army dude who's known to be an idiot instead
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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I've dated within the work place. Worked out fine.
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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I have an excellent government lawyer beard. It's the best.
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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however that was a much easier thing to ignore than black leggings and high-heeled boots, creating rear end 2.0 that I'm not supposed to look at
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May 11, 2016 16:04
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euphronius posted:I have an excellent government lawyer beard. privaee sector grooming standards.
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May 11, 2016 16:05
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SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:beards are frowned upon here. there are exceptions but beards are generally for baristas, computer programmers.. etc. Terrorists?
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May 11, 2016 16:05
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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:listen to the army dude who's known to be an idiot instead I am renowned in academic circles. Not that you would know.
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May 11, 2016 16:06
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ZenVulgarity posted:Terrorists? well why the heck not
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May 11, 2016 16:06
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I've been letting my hair grow well past where I should and wearing worn out uniforms for over a year and my boss only comments when I have a few days worth of stubble.
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May 11, 2016 16:06
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jon stewart has the best beard
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Volkerball posted:listen to the middle-aged man who's marriage is on the rocks over an altercation with the coat check girl Issues of jealousy in a monogamous relationship can be mollified by banging your significant other as often and thoroughly as possible.
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May 11, 2016 16:07
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SedanChair posted:jon stewart has the best beard Mark Hamill???
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May 11, 2016 16:07
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Kristov posted:Issues of jealousy in a monogamous relationship can be mollified by banging your significant other as often and thoroughly as possible. someone tell that to my old lady amirite
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May 11, 2016 16:08
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it's actually a sign of upper class prestige for some reason for men to have semi long hair here, but generally only 1 or 2 styles. it's sometimes called 'hockey hair'. it's usually slicked back or at least put behind the ears. slightly longer than patrick bateman in the intellectual serial killer book movie.
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May 11, 2016 16:08
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literal dad joke
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May 11, 2016 16:09
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SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:it's actually a sign of upper class prestige for some reason for men to have semi long hair here, but generally only 1 or 2 styles. it's sometimes called 'hockey hair'. it's usually slicked back or at least put behind the ears. slightly longer than patrick bateman in the intellectual serial killer book movie. Nothing wrong with having great flow.
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SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:it's actually a sign of upper class prestige for some reason for men to have semi long hair here, but generally only 1 or 2 styles. it's sometimes called 'hockey hair'. it's usually slicked back or at least put behind the ears. slightly longer than patrick bateman in the intellectual serial killer book movie. Such as your namesake geert
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May 11, 2016 16:09
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geert wilders always looks like someone googled "90s action film villain"
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May 11, 2016 16:11
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the paradigm shift posted:Such as your namesake geert his is the dolly parton of that hair style Volkerball posted:Nothing wrong with having great flow. the dutch have bad incest genes so they often lose their hair premateurely. not hating on that but most of the men around here would not be able to pull it off save for the lucky few. im not a native so im blessed with good hair but i cant wait to get out of here and get some retarded hipster cut. it takes too long to wash and dry and if your product isn/t on point youre touching your hair all day to get it out of your eyes (hell)
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May 11, 2016 16:12
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Long hair is good. Beard is good. Can't have both though then you just look homeless.
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May 11, 2016 16:14
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I've not shaved in a year and now I look like a trotsky impersonator
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May 11, 2016 16:15
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Tesseraction posted:I've not shaved in a year and now I look like a trotsky impersonator This is v good
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May 11, 2016 16:18
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SSJ2 Goku Wilders posted:i wonder if d&d likes megathreads because the posters in it think the big numbers and insularity add some semblance of weight and import to the most engaging part of their lives
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May 11, 2016 16:22
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:This is v good I was going for lenin as facially we're more similar but eh, at least it's not hitler
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LIKE if you do this When You Are Shaving You Leave The Hitler Part Of Your Moustache Unshaven And Pretend You Are HimIn the Mirror
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