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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Chichevache posted:

Athens was always an oligarchy. :can:

Fair enough, I imagine any democracy will in truth be led by a small group of influential people even if everyone has a vote.

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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




FAUXTON posted:

everyone has a vote.

And "everyone" in Athens meant free men who owned land.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Alhazred posted:

And "everyone" in Athens meant free men who owned land.

Yeah, and even if everyone in the actual everyone sense had a vote there would still be people with enough influence to control the will of the voters at a macroscopic level.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

FAUXTON posted:

Oh I'm sure stoneworks which got blown up with dynamite and then bulldozed can just be swapped back into place.

You're missing the point, but okay.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Patter Song posted:

Probus.

Poor guy.

Yeah, but he and Aurelian apparently had the same shortcoming: really good at alienating the people around them. That doesn't mean they deserved to die or be overthrown, and Rome would have probably been way better off had either of them stayed in power. But there's a good lesson to learn from their downfalls: don't yell too loudly at the guys around you who have pointy swords.

e:

Vavrek posted:

I remember clearly a point made by a friend in a political philosophy class we had years ago. That day, the class's topic was censorship, and we were going over detailed reasons for and against it. The professor, I think, put forward the idea that you could think of censorship of intellectual studies as not causing lasting, permanent harm, because information which was one day suppressed could always be (re)discovered later, in a more permissive time. (An awful example, off the top of my head, would be the Nazi's rejection of "Jewish Physics". Assuming, for the moment, that there was any actual good to antisemitic censorship, you'd get that benefit, and could discover relativity later.) Not a strong argument in favor of the practice, just a claim that its harms might not be as great as they're made out to be.

My friend pointed out: "Not history. " Natural sciences, sure, physics, mathematics, definitely. That (mild) case holds. But history, anthropology, language, anything about people who could be killed, or whose works could be destroyed, that sort of thing could be lost forever. :smith:


It's why, as much as Lives of Famous Whores deserves being mentioned as often as it is in this thread, the real lost work I'd love to have found is Claudius's history of the Etruscans.

That's more it, IMO. There's so, so much to be learned from those ruins, and from other ancient sites that nihilistic shitlords like ISIS are destroying. It's also a really lovely way to treat an entire civilization's memory - this is what they valued. This is what was most important to them. Those are things that should be preserved, just as we hope that the things we consider to be the best of us will be preserved by future generations.

As much as I think Aurelian was an awesome badass who deserves to be remembered as one of the best Roman Emperors, destroying Palmyra wasn't a very nice thing to do. It's even less nice that ISIS is destroying the ruins, when there's no Zenobia to attack them.

Majorian fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 26, 2016

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
I guess future archaeologists will be able to learn a lot about the pre-apocalypse years from the mass grave sites they're creating.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Majorian posted:

Yeah, but he and Aurelian apparently had the same shortcoming: really good at alienating the people around them. That doesn't mean they deserved to die or be overthrown, and Rome would have probably been way better off had either of them stayed in power. But there's a good lesson to learn from their downfalls: don't yell too loudly at the guys around you who have pointy swords.

e:
Someone who did exactly that last thing, literally: Pertinax.

Cassius Dio posted:

But Laetus, seizing upon the case of Falco as a handle, proceeded to put out of the way many of the soldiers, pretending that it was by the emperor's orders. The others, when they became aware of it, feared that they, too, should perish, and made a disturbance; but two hundred, bolder than their fellows, actually invaded the palace with drawn swords. Pertinax had no warning of their approach until they were already up on the hill; then his wife rushed in and informed him of what had happened. On learning this he behaved in a manner that one will call noble, or senseless, or whatever one pleases. For, even though he could in all probability have killed his assailants, — as he had in the night-guard and the cavalry at hand to protect him, and as there were also many people in the palace at the time, — or might at least have concealed himself and made his escape to some place or other, by closing the gates of the palace and the other intervening doors, he nevertheless adopted neither of these courses. Instead, hoping to overawe them by his appearance and to win them over by his words, he went to meet the approaching band, which was already inside the palace; for no one of their fellow-soldiers had barred the way, and the porters and other freedmen, so far from making any door fast, had actually opened absolutely all the entrances. 10 The soldiers on seeing him were at first abashed, all save one, and kept their eyes on the ground, and they thrust their swords back into their scabbards; but that one man leaped forward, exclaiming, "The soldiers have sent you this sword," and forthwith fell upon him and wounded him. Than his comrades no longer held back, but struck down their emperor together with Eclectus. The latter alone had not deserted him, but defended him as best he could, even wounding several of his assailants; hence I, who felt that even before that he had shown himself an excellent man, now thoroughly admired him. The soldiers cut off the head of Pertinax and fastened it on a spear, glorying in the deed. Thus did Pertinax, who undertook to restore everything in a moment, come to his end. He failed to comprehend, though a man of wide practical experience, that one cannot with safety reform everything at once, and that the restoration of a state, in particular, requires both time and wisdom.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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Hey there guys, I don't suppose anyone has any good ideas for cool books on mythology and ancient history that aren't full of "woo"? Asking as its my birthday coming up and I'd like some cool books.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Alhazred posted:

And "everyone" in Athens meant free men who owned land.

It's also notable that Athens didn't stand on its own as a city. It ruled over the rest of the Delean League in a decidedly undemocratic fashion.

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

So how much do we know about the ancient Celts? Specifically the Insular Celts in the British Isles. Was Wales really the center of a Druidic religion that extended into mainland Europe? Were they all basically herded into modern-day Wales and Cornwall by the coming of the Anglo-Saxons? How similar was their culture to the Scandinavians(a lot of the art I've seen looks very similar, but that isn't much of a link)?Just how closely related are the Welsh, Irish, and Scottish culturally?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Canemacar posted:

So how much do we know about the ancient Celts? Specifically the Insular Celts in the British Isles. Was Wales really the center of a Druidic religion that extended into mainland Europe? Were they all basically herded into modern-day Wales and Cornwall by the coming of the Anglo-Saxons? How similar was their culture to the Scandinavians(a lot of the art I've seen looks very similar, but that isn't much of a link)?Just how closely related are the Welsh, Irish, and Scottish culturally?

:eng101:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0054894

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I got a great idea guys, let's bury this loot we just stole and come back for it in a couple of years when the heat has died down. It's the perfect crime and we'll live the rest of our lives rich once all this so-called Imperial Crisis settles down, which I'm sure won't send any of us to an early grave!"

At least that's what I'm assuming happened. :shobon:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


That's usually exactly what happened with these kinds of hoards. Some smaller ones are just personal savings kept at the Bank of My Shovel.

The caption says BC but they're in Spain so I assume that's a typo. AD makes sense.

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
The coins were brand new though, sounds more like a rich guy's stash. Not sure how he died though.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah I saw it said BC but that didn't really make any sense to me so I assumed it was a typo.

Maybe one day we'll find the gold of Tolosa and it'll clear Caepio of any wrongdoing.... in that particular instance, which would still leave him a loving disgrace to all good Romans :argh:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Phobophilia posted:

The coins were brand new though, sounds more like a rich guy's stash. Not sure how he died though.

He died secretly wealthy.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Should be able to read that one coin to put a firm limit on its age but I can't make out the name. Latin alphabet with a laurel crown guy so definitely Roman though. Rome had colonies and vassals in Spain in the BCs or how else would Scipio Africanus have cut his teeth?

Fell Fire
Jan 30, 2012


Arglebargle III posted:

Should be able to read that one coin to put a firm limit on its age but I can't make out the name. Latin alphabet with a laurel crown guy so definitely Roman though. Rome had colonies and vassals in Spain in the BCs or how else would Scipio Africanus have cut his teeth?

Third or fourth century B.C.E. would be a bit early, back then Spain wasn't even Carthaginian yet.

I can't tell who it is either.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

According to this article they're Maximian and Constantine's inscriptions on the coins.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
What is an error of 500 years compared to the glory of the Eternal City :hist101:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

The Guardian says Constantine and Maximian are stamped on the coins.

Dude probably put BC when he meant AD.

E: beaten like Maximian

FAUXTON fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Apr 29, 2016

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

cheerfullydrab posted:

Someone who did exactly that last thing, literally: Pertinax.

This doesn't even end with the Western Roman Empire. Take Autokrator/Imperator Flavius Mauricius Tiberius Augustus

Dr. Charles William Previté-Orton posted:

His fault was too much faith in his own excellent judgment without regard to the disagreement and unpopularity which he provoked by decisions in themselves right and wise. He was a better judge of policy than of men. [...] So after resounding successes he came to his fall - one of the worst disasters of the Empire.

Turns out that sending the army outside of the country to save on room and board isn't that popular with the soldiers.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Jerusalem posted:

According to this article they're Maximian and Constantine's inscriptions on the coins.

Welp

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



It could be a time traveling Constantine

E: I know I've mentioned it before but the furthest outside the Roman Empire that stashes of Roman coins have turned up is Vietnam. I don't believe any have been found in China outside of the far west.

Japan is the furthest that Roman manufactured goods have been found.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Apr 29, 2016

Canemacar
Mar 8, 2008

Grand Fromage posted:

It could be a time traveling Constantine

E: I know I've mentioned it before but the furthest outside the Roman Empire that stashes of Roman coins have turned up is Vietnam. I don't believe any have been found in China outside of the far west.

Japan is the furthest that Roman manufactured goods have been found.

When we make contact with the aliens from Alpha Centauri, Roman shits probably going to turn up over there too.

HalPhilipWalker
Feb 14, 2008
Does Christmas smell like oranges to you?

Grand Fromage posted:

E: I know I've mentioned it before but the furthest outside the Roman Empire that stashes of Roman coins have turned up is Vietnam. I don't believe any have been found in China outside of the far west.

Japan is the furthest that Roman manufactured goods have been found.

Have any been found being passed around in Africa?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


HalPhilipWalker posted:

Have any been found being passed around in Africa?

Yep! I don't know of anything in west or central Africa, but all down the east coast was in the classical trade world. Romans were kicking around at least as far as Zanzibar, and probably further.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It's gonna be a real contest to see which star-faring species is dominant once we discover light-speed travel, if they're Romans or Vikings.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thump! posted:

It's gonna be a real contest to see which star-faring species is dominant once we discover light-speed travel, if they're Romans or Vikings.

Pretty sure the Bolivians traveled there first with their Atlantis-tech. Isn't that why the Pope made rats fish, so that sailors wouldn't need to figure out whether or not it is a Friday in the warp zone?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Thump! posted:

It's gonna be a real contest to see which star-faring species is dominant once we discover light-speed travel, if they're Romans or Vikings.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Chichevache posted:

Pretty sure the Bolivians traveled there first with their Atlantis-tech. Isn't that why the Pope made rats fish, so that sailors wouldn't need to figure out whether or not it is a Friday in the warp zone?

I love this out of context.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

Grand Fromage posted:

That's usually exactly what happened with these kinds of hoards. Some smaller ones are just personal savings kept at the Bank of My Shovel.

The caption says BC but they're in Spain so I assume that's a typo. AD makes sense.

Probably a typo. Spanish uses AC and DC rather than BC and AD, it would be easy to confuse.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



What was Mark Antony like? A romantic and passionate guy or a complete idiot and lout?

I was looking for some history on him but, much like when I was looking at reading up on Alexander, it seems history is divided into haters and fanboys. Alexander was either a lucky brat and megalomaniac or the greatest thing ever. I find the same thing when looking up stuff about Antony. The one book I was really interested in, by some fellow named Goldsworthy but the reviews and excerpts I've seen seem to paint him as a "Antony was just kind of a jerk with no real skill" camp.

Maybe that's true but how can I know it's true. I can't find anything that isn't biased as all hell.

It's kind why I hate history, in spite of loving history.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

NikkolasKing posted:

What was Mark Antony like? A romantic and passionate guy or a complete idiot and lout?

I was looking for some history on him but, much like when I was looking at reading up on Alexander, it seems history is divided into haters and fanboys. Alexander was either a lucky brat and megalomaniac or the greatest thing ever. I find the same thing when looking up stuff about Antony. The one book I was really interested in, by some fellow named Goldsworthy but the reviews and excerpts I've seen seem to paint him as a "Antony was just kind of a jerk with no real skill" camp.

Maybe that's true but how can I know it's true. I can't find anything that isn't biased as all hell.

It's kind why I hate history, in spite of loving history.

Anthony is generally seen as an rear end in a top hat but at the same time a competent politician and good general

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Haughty trust fund brat.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Marc Antony was an extremely ambitious and shrewd guy who got spermjacked by Cleopatra and killed himself, if Rome the television series is anything to go by.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Thump! posted:

Marc Antony was an extremely ambitious and shrewd guy who got spermjacked by Cleopatra and killed himself, if Rome the television series is anything to go by.

I was thinking more of the Shakespeare play. I haven't seen the HBO series. But as one might expect, such dramatizations aren't always accurate so I was wondering how the man lived up to the myth.

The myths are always cooler though. I might as well stick with that. People can agree on the myth, after all. Historical facts on the other hand seem dicey at best. Augustus did his best to prove "history is written by the victors."

This seemed interesting and well-researched
http://www.allempires.com/article/index.php?q=Mark_Antony_-_The_Man_and_the_Myth

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

NikkolasKing posted:

I haven't seen the HBO series.

You need to fix this.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

NikkolasKing posted:

What was Mark Antony like? A romantic and passionate guy or a complete idiot and lout?

I was looking for some history on him but, much like when I was looking at reading up on Alexander, it seems history is divided into haters and fanboys. Alexander was either a lucky brat and megalomaniac or the greatest thing ever. I find the same thing when looking up stuff about Antony. The one book I was really interested in, by some fellow named Goldsworthy but the reviews and excerpts I've seen seem to paint him as a "Antony was just kind of a jerk with no real skill" camp.

Maybe that's true but how can I know it's true. I can't find anything that isn't biased as all hell.

It's kind why I hate history, in spite of loving history.

I don't think you're going to find many Antony boosters, considering many people in his time whose writings survive either hated him personally or the forces that he represented. Plutarch's Lives, which was written several generations later and generally provides examples of heroic figures, uses Antony as the prime example of how not to be a good Roman. (That might be bias, or he might really have been such an enormous shithead that there's just nothing good to say.)

I don't think "no skill" is fair, though, since it's known that Caesar made him the commander of an entire wing of his army and then his Master of Horse, which was the second-in-command for a dictator. So I doubt he was incompetent.

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012
IIRC, he didn't spend his time as co-ruler loving around with Cleo, he actually spent a fair amount of time reorganizing the byzantine patchwork of colonies and client states that represented the eastern half of the empire into something more manageable. He also fought off a Parthian invasion, launched a counter-invasion, and managed to retreat without losing his entire army. Unfortunately, this weakened him in the eyes of Octavian...

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